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1. Whims of Fate » reviews

Fate had never been truly kind to Candorien. Now she has the power to make fate do as she wishes. But in doing so does she still walk a path chosen for her? PotCLotRPotO Crossover. Threquel to Not My Perfect Day and Why Me?

X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,176 - Reviews: 387 - Updated: 9-12-09 - Published: 12-1-07

2. The Unforeseen » reviews

Roles will be exchanged. Torture will take place. And Merry will never be the same again. Sequel to True Tale of the Grey Company. R&R, please.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,338 - Reviews: 330 - Updated: 7-12-08 - Published: 11-17-06 - Legolas & Elrohir/Elladan - Complete

3. Why Me? » reviews

[complete]Candorien never expected to return to Middleearth. Now she finds herself in Mirkwood and up to her neck in intrigue, romance, and, of course, saving Legolas from the wiles of MEKESSG. Formerly Back Again.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,358 - Reviews: 909 - Updated: 11-24-07 - Published: 11-17-06 - Legolas - Complete

4. The Avenger reviews

Sirius Black's thoughts and actions upon that fatal Halloween night when Lord Voldemort went after the Potters. [oneshot]

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-12-07 - Sirius B. - Complete

5. Marks reviews

[oneshot] Everyone knows the mark Beckett left on Jack... but what mark did Captain Sparrow leave on Beckett? R&R, please.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-11-07 - Complete

6. The True Tale of the Grey Company » reviews

Start with an insane teenage flautist. Stir in the Sons of Elrond, Legolas, and a whole bunch of Rangers. Add a pinch of warfare and danger. And get...this fic. R&R, please

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 52,293 - Reviews: 342 - Updated: 11-13-06 - Published: 1-28-06 - Legolas & Elrohir/Elladan - Complete

7. Not My Perfect Day » reviews

[complete] A random girl falls into ME along with a perfect one. Chaos, trouble, and insanity ensue.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,868 - Reviews: 800 - Updated: 11-13-06 - Published: 1-3-06 - Legolas & Elrohir/Elladan - Complete

8. A Completely Useless Tale reviews

[oneshot] A Sue looking for Aragorn finds a big fluffly pink bunny with translucent wings and things go downhill from there. LotRPotCHP crossover.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-6-06 - Aragorn & Legolas - Complete

9. Scars reviews

[Oneshot] Elrohir teaches Eldarion about scars and remembers a few emotional ones himself.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-5-06 - Elrohir/Elladan & Eldarion - Complete

10. Not So Bad reviews

[drabble] When Boromir helps Legolas with a certain girl problem, the elf changes his mind about the Gondorien.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-14-06 - Legolas & Boromir - Complete

11. Against All Odds » reviews

A visitor to the water tower meets the Warners and falls in love. When they go to see the CEO, however, her crush crushes on someone else. Who will win the battle for Yakko's love: the nerdy student or the beautiful belle?

Animaniacs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 8-21-06 - Published: 8-7-06 - Complete

12. Snake and Eagle reviews

[drabble] The relationship between Eowyn and Grima was rather strange, wasn't it? Perhaps, and perhaps not.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-18-06 - Eowyn & Grima W. - Complete

13. Bad Dreams reviews

[oneshot] Legolas, suffering from nightmares, debates what to do about them.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-16-06 - Legolas & Aragorn - Complete

14. The Crossing reviews

[drabble] One elf's thoughts as the hosts of Lorien cross the Anduin on their way to battle at Dul Guldor.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-1-06 - Haldir - Complete

15. Without a Second Thought reviews

[drabble] Sirius's thoughts before he leaves with the others members of tOotP for the Department of Mysteries

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-1-06 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete

16. True Love reviews

[oneshot] Aragorn, Arwen, Faramir, Eowyn, and Legolas undertake the task of trying to teach a Sue what true love really is.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-28-06 - Legolas & Faramir - Complete

17. Noble reviews

[Oneshot] Will's thoughts about Elizabeth's and Jack's kiss. DMC spoilers. R&R, please.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-23-06 - Complete

18. Director's Mistake reviews

[oneshot] When someone thinks they can force Legolas to do something he doesn't like, what interesting situations might occur? R&R, please.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-23-06 - Legolas - Complete

19. Unexpected reviews

[oneshot] Upon being forced by an authoress to sing a pop song, what will our darling Prince of Mirkwood do next?

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-14-06 - Legolas - Complete

20. The Grave reviews

[Oneshot] He said he forgave me, but I knew his people didn't. And so I ran away. R&R, please

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-31-06 - Legolas & Aragorn - Complete

21. Crud! I'm a Sue! reviews

[Oneshot] A girl falls into ME and turns into a Sue. Harakiri is in order. R&R, please.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 5-29-06 - Legolas - Complete

22. Ithilien Under Terror » reviews

The Terrors are back! Being fostered by Legolas in Ithilien, they get into all sorts of trouble. But will they get in over their heads in the end?

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,256 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 5-10-06 - Published: 11-22-05 - Eldarion & Elfwine

23. Back to School » reviews

[Complete] Due to Frodo's reoccuring mental illness, the Fellowship is sent to current day times to put him in a home for mentally disturbed people, as Manwe just couldn't take it any more. R&R, please

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-5-06 - Published: 12-2-05 - Legolas & Aragorn - Complete

24. Éowyn Meets the Sue reviews

[Doubledrabble]A Sue tries to take Faramir, but Éowyn isn't going to let her.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-22-06 - Eowyn & Eomer - Complete

25. Shame, Shame reviews

[Oneshot] Legolas thinks he can write fanfiction and defeat Sues. Yeah right. R&R, please.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-16-06 - Legolas - Complete

26. Past the Point of No Return reviews

[drabble] Past the Point of No Return, as sung in the movie..... only sung by Legolas and a group of crazy fangirls! R&R, please.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-7-06 - Legolas - Complete

27. Making a Mistake reviews

[Oneshot] Who says Legolas was blond? Who says Middleearth has no April Fools Day? R&R, please. Feel free to read and laugh.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-1-06 - Legolas & Aragorn

28. TGDTP reviews

[Doubledrabble] All teenage girls who fall into ME want to marry an elf, right? WRONG. Some are very intent indeed on poking the elves....R&R, please.

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 3-17-06 - Elrohir/Elladan & Legolas - Complete

29. Ten Walkers, Ten Riders reviews

[Doubledrabble] If there were only Nine Riders, how could there be Ten Walkers?

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-25-06 - Faramir - Complete

30. Not Me! Not This Time! reviews

[Oneshot] Why is it Legolas who always get mixed up in female affairs? Why not someone else?

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-20-06 - Legolas - Complete

31. Paranoia Comes in Handy reviews

[Doubledrabble] Legolas finds out that being paranoid can come in handy. R&R, please

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-18-06 - Legolas - Complete

32. Least of the Nine reviews

[Drabble] Legolas did the least of the Nine Walkers, or so 'tis said. How? Why?

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-18-06 - Legolas - Complete

33. The Council of Legolas reviews

MarySues are the bane of fanfiction, aye? This is what happens when Legolas, Elladan, Elrohir, Aragorn, and a bunch of other characters capture a MSwriter. R&R! [oneshot]

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 2-11-06 - Legolas & Faramir - Complete

34. Legolas vs the Angst reviews

[Doubledrabble] Legolas and a fanfiction writer go head to head about angsty fics. Who will win? Who will lose? The elf or the fanficcer?

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-31-06 - Legolas - Complete

35. The Further Adventures of Merry L Wood » reviews

[Complete] Merry's having nightmares. Rivendell is under storm. She can't reach the twins and Legolas, and they can't reach her. R&R, please. Sequel to Fangirls and Elffriends

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,100 - Reviews: 144 - Updated: 1-31-06 - Published: 11-29-05 - Legolas & Elrohir/Elladan - Complete

36. The Elleth and the Mumakil reviews

Drabble. Aragorn sees a surprising sight in Middleearth. What is that elleth doing?

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-28-06 - Aragorn - Complete

37. The Terrors of Gondor and The Mark » reviews

[Complete] If the King of Gondor and Arnor had cat allergies, and a cat ended up on his throne, what would be the result? Trouble. Heaps and Heaps of it. R&R, PLEASE!

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 12-29-05 - Published: 11-12-05 - Eldarion & Elfwine - Complete

38. Fangirls and Elffriends » reviews

[Complete] When a flautist inadvertently dreams a pack of fangirls to Middleearth, will Elladan and Elrohir be able to help her rescue Legolas? R&R, por favor!

Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,252 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 11-19-05 - Published: 11-1-05 - Elrohir/Elladan & Legolas - Complete

39. American Pie reviews

[Complete] Long ago, a songwriter included the words 'cause the players tried to take the field the marching band refused to yield. Where did his inspiration for that come? R&R please.

Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-27-05 - Complete

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