
Currently...
...trying to find time to work on my stories. XD
Favorite Dialogues
Shadow: It's...paradise...
Sonic: It's...perfect...
Tails: It's gonna be messed up if we don't stop Eggman.
Sonic: Tails, thanks for ruining it.
(-Chaos on Angel Island; Sonic Remix)
Sonic: (angry) Stupid bloody thingIwassoclosewhydidn’tIjustturnaroundstupidstupidstupid- (kicks stone loop in rage) OW! (grabs foot) (then erupts rambling on and on about how 'stupid' the loop was) (once done, plops down on the ground, letting out a large puff of air)
Johnny: Better?
Sonic: Much.
(-Speed and Purpose; Forgotten Muse)
Sonic: Let's have a little discussion, Cinos.
Cinos: Sure. Talk away. We've got all the time in the world, my brother.
Sonic: This Awakening. This joining of souls. I don't really understand it, but I think I know its purpose.
Cinos: Yes?
Sonic: Listen carefully.
Cinos: I'm all ears.
Sonic: You're right, Cinos. We're the same.
Cinos: Of course.
Sonic: Somewhere out in the world, there is a cave, and we are inside this cave. You are standing on a cliff overlooking a lake of molten rock. You are holding my hand, and I am dangling over the edge. Right?
Cinos: That's right.
Sonic: But we are the same. You and I, two parts of the one whole. Only our souls, our minds, are divergent. When we agree, we are indistinguishable, right?
Cinos: ...
Sonic: Isn't that what you've been trying to tell me all along?
Cinos: So you agree?
Sonic: That we are the same.
Cinos: We are.
Sonic: (steps forward, Cinos stepping back) Somewhere out in the world, there is a cave, and we are inside this cave, and we are the same. I am standing on a cliff. I am holding your hand, and you are dangling over the edge. (smiles) Right?
Cinos: What?
(-Awakening; Shax Davis)
Kim (a waitress): Tell me about the rock.
Espio: The bane of our collective existence.
Sonic: We're on a quest to save the universe. We have to protect this rock from my evil twin, or else we're all going to die.
Roxanna: The stone is the key to a parallel realm manifested by my ancestors.
Kim: (sarcastically) Uh-huh... (nods) Seriously, what's with the rock?
Sonic: I like rocks. (sucks on his lemonade straw)
(-Awakening; Shax Davis)
Tails: (turns over on his back, groaning) (squints eyes) Wh-who's there? (coughs) Sonic?
Sonic: No, it's the President. Of course it's me!
(-A Race Against Time; Hoverbike Girl)
Vector: Knuckles, perhaps you should stop playing, I mean you could go blind from sitting so close to the TV.
Knuckles: (yells, facing up) NEVA! (continues playing, eyes glued to the screen)
Vector: (says nervously) Knuckles...
Knuckles: Shut up!
Vector: (backs away slowly to another isle; they're in a store, and Knuckles is playing demo games) Hello...911..
(-A day in the sun; Shadowrisen)
Tails: (talking about his new shoes; he was only 4) Oh...okay. But anyway, the guy in the shop owned my sneakers before you bought them, so they're a second hand too, right?
Sonic: Well, he didn't own them exactly--
Tails: (bewildered and worried) Huh? (looks up at Sonic) So how could he sell them if he didn't own them? Did he steal them?
Sonic: No, kiddo, but...well... Second-hand means something that someone's bought before.
Tails: (frowns, puzzled) But he musta bought them from somewhere so's he could sell them. Or did he make them?
Sonic: (goes with the latter answer, relieved) Yeah. Yeah, he probably did.
Tails: Oh. (frown deepens) But he musta bought the stuff to make 'em with, so that means he bought the sneakers too, right?
Sonic: It...no, it...well, buying the materials doesn't always equal buying the object.
Tails: But if I bought a bun an' a packet of currants an' some glue an' stuck the currants on the bun to make myself a currant bun that'd be jus' the same as if I'd bought a currant bun in the firs' place, wouldn't it?
Sonic: Getting back to the subject of gloves—
(-Rising Star, by JudasFm)
Blathers: Hmph. I knew to never trust that sorry excuse for a mole. Insectivores are so untrustworthy!
Sonic: (clears throat) Ahem!
Blathers: (immediately rephrases his words) Some of them can be, that is. You certainly aren’t like that, Sonic.
(-Animal Crossing: Heroes to the Rescue!, by Hoverbike-Girl)
Sonic: Knux, Knux, Knux. I kinda get the whole idea that you don't go much on fun, but haven't you heard of relaxation?
Knuckles: Like what?
Sonic: Sunbathing, my dreadlocked buddy!
Knuckles: These are not dreadlocks; they're spines.
Sonic: Whatever! (lays down, stretching out on his back, hands laced behind his head) We're in a desert, not a cloud in sight. I'm gonna catch me some serious rays.
(long pause)
Knuckles: Hey kid, (in undertone to Tails) I wanna ask you something.
Tails: (shifts slightly) Uh...sure.
Knuckles: We're a little over three miles above the ground and any stores, right?
Tails: Yeah.
Knuckles: And we've been going constantly since leaving the Casino Zones, and Sonic didn't take anything from there?
Tails: Right.
Knuckles: So can someone please explain to me where the heck he got those sunglasses!
Sonic: Hidden talent, Knux-ol'-buddy-ol'-pal! (says from underneath the sunglasses in question) Never go anywhere without a pair of shades, 'cause you never know when you might end up on a platform suspended by railings three miles above a desert floor. (smirks) And on that subject, are you just gonna stand around all day?
Knuckles: (stares hard at him) That's rich coming from someone who's likely to spend the entire morning sunbathing!
Sonic: On the contrary, my oh-so-sensitive scarlet sidekick; I am not sunbathing. I am extremely busy collecting and storing vast amounts of solar energy so that in the unlikely event of a power failure, we can use me as a hedgehog battery.
(long silence)
Knuckles: That's gotta be the worst excuse you've ever come up with.
Sonic: So sue me. (waves a lazy hand as though brushing away an insect (no such luck, much to Knuckles' disgust) and stretched out, rolling over to tan his back) Or be a buddy and go find me a chili dog.
Knuckles: (snorts) How you can eat those things in this weather...?
Sonic: I need the heat from the chili to ignite the solar energy. A lot of heat. Better make it about half a dozen chili dogs' worth, Knux-ol'-buddy-ol'-pal. And a couple ice creams to freeze the rest of the energy until we need it. And maybe a soda as well, to keep me from overheating. Yeah, a soda'd be good. Nothing diet, though; gotta keep my sugar levels up.
Knuckles: What did your last slave die of, Sonic? (says coldly)
Sonic: Happiness. Now go fetch the snacks like the nice buddy I know you really are underneath your hard and crusty exterior.
(-Secrets of the Emeralds, by JudasFm)
Robotnik: If Sonic finds Bait dead, he will kill us both. I'm not joking. Not many people ever get to see the hedgehog's temper, but believe me, he has one.
Raker: I'm not afraid of Sonic.
Robotnik: Then you're either stupid or insane. (considers) Or both, I suppose.
(-Sins of the Mothers, by JudasFm)
Mighty: Does this 'thank you party' come with food?
Peach: Yes, of course.
Chaotix Gang: (rush up the palace steps)
Knuckles: (sweatdrops)
Rouge: You gotta get them some leashes.
Knuckles: Tried that.
(-Sonic and Mario, by AnT)
Sonic: You think Amy and Rouge ever want to get rid of us sometimes?
Both (Sonic and Knuckles): (glance at each other from across the couches they were on)
Sonic: (blinks)
Knuckles: (blinks)
Both: NAH!
(-Ordinary; Catachresis)
Mina: Sonic, it’s okay… You’re a Freedom Fighter, the greatest one… My favorite one… Those people needed you and—
Sonic: Yeah, but so did you…
Mina: Well, it’s okay…
Sonic: Not yet it ain’t… But I’ll make it up to ya!
Mina: (slowly starts to smile) Yeah?
Sonic: (smiles) Yeah!
Mina: Serious?
Sonic: Serious!
Mina: Awesome!
Sonic: Way past!
Mina: Delightful!
Sonic: Scorchin’!
Mina: Groovy!
Sonic: Eat yer cereal b’for it gets all soft ‘n tush-like!
(-A Sorrowful Visit; SonicFrank)
Amy: (kneels down to Naomi and Nathaniel, who were around two years old) Can you tell Amy something? And promise to be truthful. (smiles)
Naomi and Nathaniel: (nod, their seriousness almost comical)
Amy: Tell me…(takes a deep breath) Do you think Sonic is good for me?
Naomi and Nathaniel: (think about this as hard as they could)
Nathaniel: No.
Amy: Why?
Nathaniel: (pouts) He make you cry a lot.
Amy: (gives him a tiny smile; he was much more perceptive than she gave him credit for) (turns to Naomi)
Naomi: (looks at her for a long moment, giving Amy the feeling of being X-rayed) (then...) Yes.
Nathaniel: (looks at his twin, annoyed)
Amy: Why?
Naomi: (smiles, each of her sparkling teeth glowing) He make you cry a lot!
(-Cold Compassion; aznchibigrl)
Emiko: (leans against her husband's shoulder, sighing)
Kosuke: Emiko...?
Emiko: You took on a heavy load when you married into our family...Kosuke, you might not be a kaitoh...but...I can see Dark's wings in you. Finding his way through confusion...lately, I've been seeing them in Daisuke, too. I guess it's how a boy...becomes a man...
(-D.N. Angel Vol. 3; Yukiru Sugisaki)
Sonic Fanfiction Awards
Best Action/Adventure Fanfiction: Secrets of the Emeralds, by JudasFm
Best Multiple-Chapter Romance Fanfiction: Forbidden Love, by Obi-WanTPM
Best Oneshot Romance Fanfiction: I Could be Your Second, by nintendofreakgcn
Best Mystery Fanfiction: A Murderer in Our Midst, by Hoverbike Girl
Best Horror/Suspense Fanfiction: Fear, by k0m0d0-342
Best Action Story That’s Still Good for Kids: On the Road, by Scotty CF
Funniest Oneshot: Get Offa My Game!, by Taranea
Funniest Multiple-Chapter Fanfiction: A Ghost of a Smile, by hyperistic gal
Best Self-Insertion Fanfiction: Help! I'm Stuck in a Self-Insert Fic!, by Super Hyper Mario 128 III
Most Crossovers: Catch Me if You Can!, by X-Dome
Best Crossover Story: Animal Crossing: Heroes to the Rescue!, by Hoverbike Girl
Most Fancharacters: Her Last Step, by Jade the Wanderer
Best Fancharacter-Insert Story: Ciara's Story: Checkmate, by hyperistic gal
Best Series: NetRaptor’s NetRaptor-Sonicverse Stories
Best SatAM/Archie Universe Fanfiction: Blood Pact, by Blue Eyes Shining Dragon
Best Sonic Underground Fanfiction: The Sonic Adventurers, by Sonic Remix
Bronze Fanfiction Award: A Race Against Time, by Hoverbike Girl
Silver Fanfiction Award: Emerald Madness, by NetRaptor
Gold Fanfiction Award: Awakening, by Shax Davis
Bronze Fanfiction Author Award: JudasFm
Silver Fanfiction Author Award: Hoverbike Girl
Gold Fanfiction Author Award: NetRaptor
Bronze Most Loyal Reviewer: Aura24
Silver Most Loyal Reviewer: Shelby the Hedgehog
Gold Most Loyal Reviewer: hyperistic gal
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