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I'm actually not into mibba as much as I thought. I'm more into the jonasfic proboards! It's awesome over there! So, I probably won't do much updating over here, and I'm sorry. I kind of have writer's block, anyways. If I do update any, either it'll probably be incredibly suckish, or really short, or not for a while. ): Sorry.
But, seriously, go over to the Jonasfic proboards! http://jonasfic.proboards57.com/
Okay. So, I love you guys, and see you over there, hopefully (:
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THE CUTEST JONAS BROTHERS VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN!:
When it's all said and done, life will move on. You just have to hold your head high, and know that you are strong and beautiful and perfect just the way you are, and if anyone wants to change you, they're not worth having around.
You are the Shaggy to my Scoobie Doo.
Lulu, Biz, and Lucy = my loveysss.
Quotes:
Courtney(she's a lesbian): Isn't she hot? Tell me she's hot. Hot!
Me: Fine, she's hot!
Courtney: Are you a lesbian?
Me: No.
Courtney: Bi?
Me: No.
Courtney: Please?
Joe Jonas (one of his funniest in my opinion): This is a mega microphone. I'm borrowing it from God.
Tyler: Hey, guess what.
Me: What?
Tyler: My birthday is on August 12th.
Me: Oh, too bad, I have other things to do.
Tyler: Hey, bitch, you promised me an icecream cone!
(haha, that was the funniest thing. One of those you-have-to-be-there moments.)
(Afer Jeremy pusges me and it hurt)
Me: What the heck was that for?
Jeremy: I was going to push you into the couch, but then I remembered it's hard there and I didn't want to hurt you.
Me: Oh, Gee, thanks.
Jeremy: Just call me Harmless.
Me: I'll call you Idiot.
Me: Let's watch Harry Potter.
Des: I want to see what else is on.
Me: Harry Potter.
Des: Oh, James and the Giant Peach!
Me: Harry Potter.
Des: Willy Wonka is on.
Me: Harry Potter.
Des: Courage the Cowardly Dog!
Me: Harry Potter.
Des: Fine!
(I was watching Camp Rock with Eric, who's gay, and every time a Jonas Brother came on screen, I shouted 'Hot!')
Me: Hot!
Eric: Yeah, yeah.
Me(next appearance): Hot!
Eric: Oh, lord, he is hot! I'm going to text my boyfriend and tell him you made me fall in love with the Jonas Brothers.
Me: You do that. Hot!
Ray: Holy Sht! Kill that Fruit Fly!
Sean: No way, you kill it. What the f?
Ray: Kill it, Seanny!
Sean: No way, Ray-o. I don't want Fruit Fly guts on my hands.
Ray: It's gross! It's your house! Kill the daggon Fruit Fly!
Me: You people leave me flabberghasted.
Dad: Where are my socks!? Where are my motherfing socks!?
Me: Chill out.
Dad: I will not 'chill out' I paid ten dollars for three pairs of socks...and I had six pairs! Twenty dollars of socks are missing? They didn't just walk away!
Me: You pay twenty dollars for socks?
Kevin Jonas: We have a damaged boy!
Nick Jonas: What's up my name is...? Nick!
(haha, I think I was the only one who noticed that he kind of forgot his name in that video)
Me: Dude, what are you watching?
Jordan: Scarface.
Me: Why?
Jordan: SH!
Me: Stop with the naughty language! Bad. Bad. Bad.
(When Johnny says 'three' it sounds like 'free')
Johnny: I'm free!
Me: You're free?
Johnny: No, I'm free!
Me: So, I can take you and keep you for free?
Johnny: No! Uh, shut up!
Me: No one shall live.
Kyle (walking in on me): What the hell? What are you, God?
Me: Yeah, fair peasant, you shall die, too.
Kyle: Should I go back home?
Me: No. I'm just talking about these ants, you tard muffin.
Kyle: Tard muffin? Gee, thanks. You've taken stupidity to a whole new level.
Me: Opposed to what level it was on before?
Kyle: Exactly.
Me: Okkay then.
Me: I was the only one that screamed in the movie theater. I bet everyone freaked out when I screamed.
Alexus: Yeah, I can't believe you screamed! It was so funny! I had popcorn stuck in my hair, you sent it flying.
Joe: You screamed in a theater?
Me: It was scary. The lady was like, ooo, and then she looked out the window, and the music was like, dun, dun dun dun, and the scary guy was there and it was like BAM! The music made it scary.
Joe: You're scared of music?
Me: Apparently...
Ben: It wasn't even that scary.
Me: Yeah, Ben, maybe for you because you have no life and all you do is watch scary movies. I can't even sleep with my closet door open!
Ben: I have a life. It consists of watching scary movies, and taking you and your minor butt to scary rated R movies. you think about that next rated R movie you want to see.
Me: I love you, Ben.
Ben: Yeah, that's what I thought.
Me: Ah! Holy shit, the stove's on fire! Holy shit, holy shit!
Joel (after he put the fire out): Holy shit? Since when is shit holy?
Me: Since I became God. Go ask Kyle.
Me: Oh, this blanket is sexy warm.
Kyle: Sexy warm?
Me: Yup. It's sexy warm. You can use that blanket. I want the sexy one.
Kyle: Alright, but if you have an orgy in the middle of the night with that blanket, wake me up and I'll go on the couch!
(lmao. I did no such thing.)
(This happened during the schoolyear, but I never forgot the whole thing. It was really funny.)
Mrs. EC: So, that works like that.
Me: No sah.
Mrs. EC: Yeah, it's the laws of science, you can't change the laws of science.
Me: Yes, I can.
Mrs. EC: What?
Me: I can because...I'm Jacky.
Mrs. EC: So, because you're Jacky you can change the laws of science?
Me: Yup.
Mrs. EC: You better pass my test, then!
(I dislike my aunt, in case you didn't know)
Aunt: Oh, I haven't felt good lately. I think it's the coffee I've been drinking.
Me: Keep drinking it.
(This was throuh a phone conversation)
Mom: Will you cook dinner tonight?
Me: I don't want to cook to fulfill your dirty satisfactions.
Mom: My satisfactions aren't dirty.
Me: So much that you know.
Amanda: Every step I take is named 'Confidence.'"
Me: You name your steps? George, George, George.
Amanda: Yeahhh, I was mimicking you. You said that last week.
Me: Did I really?
Amanda: Yeah.
Me: Wow, I need a life.
Jay™
I'm actually not into mibba as much as I thought. I'm more into the jonasfic proboards! It's awesome over there! So, I probably won't do much updating over here, and I'm sorry. I kind of have writer's block, anyways. If I do update any, either it'll probably be incredibly suckish, or really short, or not for a while. ): Sorry.
But, seriously, go over to the Jonasfic proboards! http://jonasfic.proboards57.com/
Okay. So, I love you guys, and see you over there, hopefully (:
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