Greetings whatever nerds and whackos are reading this! I assume you want me to talk about myself. Well I shall, lets get started!

Name: Matt

Gender: (Looks down pants) Male

Age: 15

Occupation: Nutcase/Author

Like: Anime and Manga, cartoons both old and new, pizza, mad magazines, reading, basketball, stand up comedians, playing card games and anime cosplay conventions.

Dislike: My sister, getting up for school each morning and doing my homework (which I should be doing right now).

Favourite Anime and characters:

One piece (Usopp/Sogeking)

Naruto (Maito Gai)

Dragonball Z(Future Trunks)

Dragonball GT (Pan)

Yugioh (Rex Raptor)

Yugioh GX (Dr. Crowler)

Megaman.EXE (Mr. Match)

Favourite Lines:

It's not Illegal if you dont get caught!

Whoever said nothing is impossible obviosly never tried to slam a revolving door shut.

If you try to fail at something and succeed, what have you done?

How does a blind person know when they are done wiping?

When a mime gets arrested, do they tell him he has a right to remain silent?

What colour does a smurf turn if you choke it?

If a mute swears in sign language, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

A good friend bails you out of jail, a best friend is sitting next to you saying "Man, that was so awsome!"

Life is a Rollercoaster... and mine needs desperate repairs!

I just realized something, Death is God's hitman!

Smoking killed my father! And raped my mother!

A story that I found
While on a family outing at the lake, the husband returned to the camp site
after several hours of fishing and told his wife that he needed to take a
short nap. The fishing made him tired.
With the kids away hiking, the wife was bored just sitting around
their campsite, so she decided to take the boat out to get some sun. She
motored out a short distance, anchored, and laid back to read a book.
Before long, the game warden came by in his boat and pulled it
along side the woman's boat. "Good afternoon, Ma'am," he said. "What are you
doing?"
The woman felt that it was obvious what she was doing. Nevertheless
she responded to the question. "Reading a book."

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area, Ma'am," the game warden informed her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," the
woman said.

The game warden scratched his head. "But I haven't touched you."

"That's true, but you have all the equipment, and for all I know
you could start at any moment."

The game warden spit in the water, started his boat's motor, and
eased it into reverse. "Have a nice day ma'am," he smiled. "Enjoy your
book."

MORAL:

Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
Think.

Which came first? the chicken or the egg? Who cares? They're both delicious!

It's only funny until someone gets hurt- then it's hilarious!

I'm not "Anti-Bush" I'm "Pro-Intelligence"

There is no "I" in team. Unless you misspell it like so: Tiem.

Some people might ask "Is it right to laugh at a joke about a child in poverty?" I say yes it is! I mean it's not like the kid will get a sandwitch if you dont laugh at the joke!

If a tree falls in a forest and there's nobody around to hear it, it's probably safe to log a bit more.

Bobbism: A very common religion, shared by those who do not believe in Bob. Only those who believe Bob is God are not Bobbists. Thus, we are all Bobbists, and thus we all share harmoniously in the same religion.

Remember: A stranger is just a friend you haven't met... or a rapist, take a chance!

If tin whistles are made of tin, then what are foghorns made out of?

I hope then when I die, people will say of me: "That guy owed me a lot of money"

The voices in my head may not be real, but they tell some good jokes!

People who use percentages are morons who want to sound smart. 40 percent of all people know that!

When I die I want to die peacefully like my grandfather, in his sleep. Not screaming and in fear, like the passengers of the car when he was sleeping.

When I was young they used to say you could become cops or criminals. What I'm saying is this... When you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?

If at first you don't succeed... Remove all evidence you ever tried...

Suicide is telling God "You can't fire me 'coz I quit!"

An Anagram of Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

Cosplay I've done:

Sogeking (Brisbane Supanova, Australia, 2007)

Monkey D. Luffy (Bisbane Animania, Australia, 2007)

Im running out of things to say so I'll just leave it here!

By the way click here to see the profile of my only fangirl, FullMetalFlame!

-End of my insane rambling-