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Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh, Crescent Moon, and Yu-Gi-Oh GX. Whoa. I'm KUROBUNNEH the artful cupcake. Anyways... I write CRACK HUMOR with maybe a bit of seriousness thrown in... sometimes. I LIKE crack humor. My life is a crack story. Because someone needs to remind you that not everything is angst. FUCK. I listen to enough emo kids in my daily life FTW. If you saw me, you'd probably think I'm emo too, but FUCK I'm not okay! I just like dark colors and blue= AND I RAWK OUT. I tend to try and keep the characters in character... and fail... or over do it. Whatever. I try. And... I'm no quitter, bitch. I'm not on drugs. I'm just really good at acting like a drunk person. I have a tendancy to hate stupid people and scream obscenities and "WTFLIFEHATESME"... Yeah. I don't know either. I AM CANADIAN, BITCH. ... And I would be an awesome swimming instructor, apparently... with my SUPERAWESOMEHANDMOVEMENTS dances You know those earbud-headphone things? The ones you stick in your ears? ... Yeah. Those. They, quite literally, make my ears bleed. I'm not kidding either. Random thought: This probably goes for just about ANY person out there that doesn't understand that a ONE SHOT mean ONLY ONE PART TO THE STORY. If someone has written a ONE SHOT what makes you think they're going to continue it? DO NOT INSPIRE ME TO DO SO. Theres a good reason it's a one shot. dA; Kurophobia LJ; kurorin; furious suburbanites Remember: EVERYONES A LITTLE BIT RACIST. And all Marufuji Sho needs is a good rape from Kenzan. = | |||||||||||
1. Buttsmecks with Nozomu » reviewsNothing to do with Buttsmecks. Seriously. Nozomu has a weird dream after watching Phantom of the Opera with Mahiru. Thus, he retells his story to a Misoka who just doesn't care.Crescent Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,222 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-14-07 - Published: 7-4-05 - Complete2. Bad Dream reviews[one shot] Perhaps it was just a very messed up dream induced by the extreme amounts of anime he had been exposed to recently… or maybe he was just slowly going insane.Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-22-06 - Daichi M. - Complete3. Zabuzasensei » reviewsA strangeslightlymaybekinda AU—Zabuza is called into Konoha to become a ninjaintraining teacher. Can he survive a week with Haku’s help? Or is he helping...? Is he helping a certain blond to plot against Zabuza? Rated for swearingNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 4-17-06 - Published: 9-7-04 - Zabuza M. & Haku4. Atemu and Bakura's Drunken Adventures » reviewsPharaoh Atemu feels bored, and is informed by Mahaado and Mana that Bakura is drunkenly singing outside! Atemu goes to see what's so bad about this. Poor Atemu, what have you gotten yourself into?Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 3-8-05 - Published: 8-21-04 - Atem & Thief Bakura5. Sasuke's Snow Problem » reviewscomplete Uchiha Sasuke has a fear a fear of snow, spawned from an incident involving a bucket, a room full of sheep, Itachi and his father. Now, Sasuke and co. Or at least Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto must find a way to stop the wretched weather!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,852 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 8-19-04 - Published: 4-27-04 - Sasuke U. - Complete6. Neji and the Grapes reviewsOh dear, what is Neji doing? Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 4-25-04 - Neji H. - Complete7. Kakashi and the Packing Tape » reviews[Complete!] Tsunade has taken Kakashi's Icha Icha Paradise and left him with a roll of packing tape! Whats our poor bored Kakashi going to do?Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,710 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 3-27-04 - Published: 2-14-04 - Kakashi H. - Complete8. Photographic Memory » reviews[HinaKiba fluff thing. MY TAKE on after chapter 172. NOT WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.] Hinata looks at photographs and remembers how things used to be 6 years ago... CompleteNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 3-27-04 - Published: 2-14-04 - Hinata H. & Kiba I. - Complete9. The Devil's Shape reviews[Oneshot] Sakura likes Sasuke Naruto likes Sakura, but does Sasuke like Sakura? Jiraiya’s reflections the love triangle that seems to go through the ages...Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-20-04 - Jiraiya - Complete10. Evil Manical Laughter reviewsEver wonder where Orochimaru learned to laugh so very evilly? Oneshot, and a very weird one at that...Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-9-04 - Orochimaru - Complete11. Constant and yet Changing reviewsJirTsu... supposedly Chibi Jiraiya. Jiraiya gets this idea he doesn't deserve to be a shinobi Orochimaru and Tsunade prove him wrong. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-2-04 - Jiraiya & Tsunade S. - Complete12. Throwing Sanity into the Wind » reviewsWhen Sakura wakes up one morning to go to the usual pratice, but its anotsousual day... Tis finished!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,853 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-7-04 - Published: 10-14-03 - Sakura H. - Complete
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