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clumsy eloQuence 666
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since: 10-24-05, id: 919380
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Greek Mythology, and Fairy Tales.

So it would seem that you've found me. O, joyous day! Welcome, I suppose, to my little purple, well-illuminated corner of the world.

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(11-12-06)

So I haven't updated in a VERY long while. Sorry, guys, but there's been too much going on; my free time is spent vegging out. SotA I'm hoping to get going again, but I can't promise anything right now. It won't be any longer than ten or eleven chapters, though, methinks. As for Melissa, the story's a little rough right now, but I will definitely be updating in the very near future.

NOTE: i used to be dark chocolate kisses...i felt it was time for a change.

for my extended faves list, visit my empty account here. apparently we can only have 150 faves, and my C2 community is already dedicated to lily and james.

Update: Meanwhile, back at the Ranch...haha, so I lied. The nex chapter od SotA is UP!! and I'm working on the next few chapters in the meanwhile. So meh.



Disclaimer for ALL my stories: I own nothing that you recognize! NOTHING!


My Stories:

Lover: A story based on the Greek myth about the abduction of Persephone by Hades--takes a look at how she came to find her freedom with him (i LOVE stories with PersephoneHades romance) ((rated M for sensuality, sexuality, and all those other good 's'-words))

The Best Part of Waking Up: (repost) inspired by the lyrics to the Liz Phair song "Why Can't I?" (even though the correct lyrics are "the best part of breaking up," it's really just the melody)--MWPP era. Lily/James fic that looks at their very first "morning after" scene, with some flash back about how they got together ((rated M for SEX SCENES :does a lemon dance: so don't read if that sorta thing offends you))--WOW! almost 2,000 hits for this one. hope you guys are enjoying it ;)

Metaphorical: Another Hades/Persephone story--this one was more of a writing excersize because I had a ton of metaphors buzzing around in my brain and I needed to do something with them. Not nearly as deep as the other one, and a much lower rating ((rated: K+ for, ummm, kissing...could even be lower))

a ReTeLlInG oF sLeEpInG bEaUtY: an unfinished retelling of the fairy tale "sleeping beauty," a la MOI! originally posted at my elfwood page under "A Retelling of Sleeping Beauty." Rose is a princess whose seemingly-eternal slumber is actually an escape. Jerrin is something of a typical prince: spoilt, but yearning for adventure. What will happen when he manages to wake her up? ((rated mildly for VERY mild themes. might get higher, but prolly not by much))

Seal Maiden: completed really a fanfic based on the celtic myths about selkies (inspired by Eilieen Eiver's song "Dear Irish Boy" and the movie "Secret of Roan Inish," neither of which I own.) Selkies are mythical creatures that swim the seas as seals, but who can peel off their skins to become human. As the legends go, if a man were to steal the skin of a selkie maiden, she would be forced to stay with him, but as soon as she got her skin back, she would slip back into the sea and never return. ((rated for mild themes like kissing...))

Sugar on the Asphalt: another MWPP-era lily/james fic. VERY AU. title comes from the lyrics of the Jimmy Eats World song, "Bleed American," which i don't own. James is a badass with a major attitude. Lily is a reclusive good girl with a heart, but completely anti-boy. And the new head boy and girl at hogwart's ARE...envelope please! ((rated for language and SEXUAL INTERCOURSE in later chappies...))

Wet: yet ANOTHER lily/james MWPP-era oneshot. 7th year, Lils and Jamsie are heads together and //LE GASP// already going out...just a silly little ficlet with mischief and smut and fluff...oh my! rated for the usual...

LoveBites: hmmm, oh yes, just another...cough MWPP-era oneshot...NOT about lily and james, though, it's Sirius/OC. revamped and reposted version of the old one, but it could use some suggestions! /nudge..nudge/ i over-ordered my fluff this week, so the excess was put into writing this and making cotton candy, which, ironically, i hate...o well...rated M for language only (although studies suggest that OD-ing on fluff may be harmful to your health...)

μέλισσα: 13 Themes: Perseph/Hades from Greek Mythology. It focuses mainly on the complexities of the myths themselves, trying to tell the myth from a new perspective. I, personally, was surprised at how much has been lost from the original tellings through the years. The rating will remain that way for later chapters. The title means honey, and can be roughly translated into English letters to spell Melissa.




1. Sugar on the Asphalt » reviews
UNFINISHED. MWPP era, LilyJames, VERY AU. James Potter is the ultimate badass. Lily Evans was the reclusive, compassionate, antiboy good girl. Guess who the new head boy and girl are? Rated M for scenes in later chapters and swearing.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,836 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 11-12-06 - Published: 1-5-06
2. μέλισσα » reviews
UNFINISHED. Thirteen themes to tell a story. Honeybees aren't supposed to fly. They're proportionally unfit, with bodies too big for their wings. Too bad nobody ever told the honeybees. HadesPerseph. Rating for later chapters. R&R, svp!
Greek Mythology - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-4-06 - Published: 9-4-06
3. LoveBites reviews
ONESHOT SiriusOC, marauder era. sweet, fluffy, with a little angst, a lot of fluff, some silly stuff...and fluff. please don't steal the fluff, i've been using it to make cotton candy. rated M for language.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-27-06 - Published: 3-27-06
4. WET reviews
ONESHOT. lilyjames in all their lovely fluffyness and smutyness. rated M for what should be obvious reasons...just a random lil thingy r&r if y'all wanna
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 2-28-06 - Published: 2-28-06
5. Seal Maiden reviews
ONESHOT. Based on the Gaelic myth of the Selkie, and some of the folklore in the movie The Secret of Roan Innish. A selkie maiden, lost and alone, must chose. But will the tugging of the tides turn her away from love? REVAMPED Nov 12 2006.
Complete - Fairy Tales - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-2-06 - Published: 1-2-06
6. a ReTeLlInG oF sLeEpInG bEaUtY » reviews
UNFINISHED needs a better title...a retelling of sleeping beauty MY way. warning: fluff and utter desecration of reality as we know it. sound fun? ::rating subject to change:: no romance YET
Fairy Tales - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-2-06 - Published: 1-2-06
7. Metaphorical reviews
ONESHOT. another persephonehades story! a little less deep than my other one, more of a writing excersize in metaphors. enjoy, RnR if you wanna!
Complete - Greek Mythology - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-30-05 - Published: 12-30-05
8. Lover reviews
ONESHOT PersephoneHades. maybe persephone didn't mind her captivity all that much...maybe it brought out the best side of her. rated M for sexual content. sort of reflective. R&R
Complete - Greek Mythology - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 11-10-05 - Published: 11-10-05
9. The Best Part of Waking Up reviews
ONESHOT REPOST. MWPP era. here it is again: a look at Lily And James' very first morning after scene. rated M for sexual content. R&R if you want to.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 11-10-05 - Published: 11-10-05
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