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since: 10-25-05, id: 920021, Profile Updated: 11-23-09
country: Canada
Author has written 24 stories for Ranma, Naruto, Doctor Who, Sailor Moon, Final Fantasy: Tactics, Tenchi Muyo GPX, and Black Lagoon.

Update for Monday, November 23, 2009

Umm... So I guess I'm back?

The latest chapter of Forcibly United is probably my most psychologically intense chapter. Period.

Like, ever.

I mean... Wow. This be some impressive stuff. I'm still nervous about just posting it.

Rants/Writing Tutorials (they're a bit of both)
My Stance on Chapter Length
Technical Writing VS Plot
Physics in Anime Stories
Tricking Readers Into Accepting Original Characters (Yes, I'm a sneaky bastard)
Giving Characters Random Crap
Plot Revisted: How to Make Yours Not Suck
The Pitfalls of Titles and Summaries

The Search for Wacky Ninja Hijinks
On a whim, I decided I was in the mood for a funny, completed Naruto story which was at least 100,000 words long. I wasn't being terribly picky. I didn't want to read about Original Character romances that were "funny", or Alternate Universe situations, or about boy-on-boy pairings. I thought I would have an easy time finding something to read given the boggling volume of Naruto stories. I thought wrong. Follow me on my journey into madness as I take a look at every Naruto story labeled humor on fanfiction.net, and cry with me as I fail to find the funny.
The first 25 stories
The second 25 stories
The third 25 stories
The final 16 stories and the conclusion

Art

Art I've done for myself:
Ranma Holding Kiima (2008)

Art I've done for others:
Ranma fighting the Varragor (2008) (Mark MacKinnon's On a Clear Day You Can See Forever)
Ranma walking Hunter
(2009) (BlackDragon6's Guardian/Millenium)
Ranma begging Asuka for Help (2009) (BlackDragon6's Guardian/Millenium)

Fanart done for me:
Ranma's confrontation with Fan Shou. (2006) Jessica, from Texas. Thanks!

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1. Forcibly United » reviews
Bound together by magical bracers, Ranma and Ryouga must go to Roanapur to fix the problem. Unfortunately for them, they'll need money to do it, and they're forced to find work in the city of Roanapur or be stuck together forever!
Crossover - Ranma & Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,739 - Reviews: 147 - Updated: 11-26-09 - Published: 9-10-09
2. Echoes of the Past » reviews
Genma Saotome steals from a vampire who draws the wrong conclusion when he is nearly successful in escaping her. This leads to Alisa Perne becoming responsible for Ranma's upbringing. Crossover with The Last Vampire.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,970 - Reviews: 127 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 8-25-09
3. Ripples of a Chaotic Pebble » reviews
Ranma foolishly uses the Nanban mirror in an attempt to stop the failed wedding, and kicks off a trip through time with far-reaching consequences. Sailor Moon crossover.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,215 - Reviews: 434 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 1-13-09
4. The Beginnings Repository » reviews
A collection of chapters which could lead to a full length story if someone chooses to continue any of them as I, unfortunately, do not have the time or inclination.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-8-09 - Published: 8-30-09
5. Purity Amidst Madness reviews
Meliadoul is faced with the shocking revelation that Ramza speaks the truth, and must live with the reality that her father is a possessed demon who killed her beloved brother.
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,743 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-17-09 - Ramza.B & Meliadoul.T
6. Galaxy Police Cadet Scramble » reviews
Ranma's fight in China against Saffron manages to catch intergalactic attention which garners an invite to the most prestigious school a person can attend. Unfortunately... it's not Tokyo University. Careful eyes will note another series as well.
Crossover - Ranma & Tenchi Muyo GPX - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,519 - Reviews: 146 - Updated: 6-30-09 - Published: 5-2-09
7. Facts Rearranged, Perceptions Skewed reviews
Sasuke and Naruto finally clash after Pain's attack on Konoha, only to be hit with Kamui and wind up in an alternate dimension where Sasuke was the Kyubi's container and it was Naruto and Jiraiya who defected from Konoha!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-12-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
8. Always One Step Ahead reviews
Sasuke returns to Konoha to destroy it once and for all. Pushed to the brink by Naruto's newfound prowess, how will the Uchiha fare?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-5-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
9. An Unforeseen Conseqeuence » reviews
Ino decides to play a prank on Naruto in retaliation for a few misspoken words, which ends in the girl discovering a side of of the young man she never knew existed. WAFFish. Taken over by Agent-G.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,679 - Reviews: 301 - Updated: 5-12-09 - Published: 7-7-07 - Ino Y. & Naruto U. - Complete
10. Loss, Hope & Redemption: Recension » reviews
Faced with the choice of ending a life or his love, Saotome Ranma makes the only choice his principals will allow... A choice that will take him farther from his home than he's ever been before. This is a rewrite.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 12-20-08 - Published: 9-23-08 - Ranma
11. The Slow Path reviews
The Tenth Doctor reflects on the events of The Girl in the Fireplace.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-14-08 - 10th Doctor - Complete
12. And So, I Wait » reviews
Tayuya survives her encounter with Shikamaru and Temari and discovers just what possessing a Will of Fire means. Rated for language... but you should know that. It's Tayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,976 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 11-30-08 - Published: 11-7-08 - Naruto U. & Tayuya - Complete
13. Loss, Hope & Redemption: Reflections reviews
Companion piece to the Loss, Hope & Redemption, featuring Ranma's travels from Nerima to Phoenix Mountain as seen by the people who were there to see his triumph.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-21-08 - Ranma
14. The Will of Destiny reviews
Neji's reflections on Destiny, and how his view of it was radically altered.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-19-08 - Neji H. & Naruto U. - Complete
15. A Duet of Fists » reviews
Ranma and Ryouga find themselves under the effects of a spell and are forced to grudgingly set aside their differences in order to free themselves from the ties which bind them together. Now reworked as a story called Forcibly United.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,478 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 5-14-08 - Published: 6-29-07 - Complete
16. Temari's Journal » reviews
Temari muses over a journal entry after Orochimaru's failed attack on Konoha. No longer a oneshot, but still complete as is.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 4-29-08 - Published: 4-24-06 - Temari & Naruto U. - Complete
17. Finding the Path reviews
[Oneshot] Ten years old, Naruto finds himself hating Konoha. A simple conversation with a powerful man will change not only the blond boy's fate, but the fate of everyone he knows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-11-07 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete
18. Gentle Fist, Will of Fire reviews
[OneShot] Hinata is informed that Hanabi will be the heir to the Hyuga clan, not her... She finds herself faced with the reality of being a member of the branch family.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-11-07 - Published: 7-10-07 - Hinata H. & Naruto U. - Complete
19. I Was Right All Along » reviews
[TwoShot] Ryouga has always found himself blaming Ranma for the problems he's had in life. In a night of rare discussion with Ranma, he learns just how right he was.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 6-29-07 - Published: 6-26-07 - Complete
20. Akane's Terrible Day reviews
[Oneshot] Returning late home from a Drama Club meeting, Akane finds herself chased by a pair of thugs with predictable results. Rated for mature themes.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-26-07 - Complete
21. Loss, Hope & Redemption » reviews
Loss, Hope, & Redemption is the story of Ranma's principles, and his inability to deviate from them even at great personal cost. Written in the first person, from Ranma's point of view. Rated T for darker themes. Now finished!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,904 - Reviews: 149 - Updated: 6-23-07 - Published: 12-24-05 - Ranma - Complete
22. Not Our Problem reviews
[Oneshot] Naruto, Sai and Sakura guard a caravan and find themselves under the watchful eyes of a trio of Rocknin...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-11-07 - Complete
23. Duty of the Hokage reviews
[Oneshot] Tsunade finds herself a little overwhelmed by her work, and decides to stop in for a drink on the way home... and finds the answer to a problem she's been trying to solve.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-30-06 - Naruto U. & Tsunade S. - Complete
24. Jiraiya's Folly reviews
Oneshot. Tsunade learns of a terrible secret Jiraiya has kept from her, and she now questions him about it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-2-06 - Jiraiya & Tsunade S. - Complete
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