Important. If you haven't heard about the roomer that FF.Net is deleting stories because either they have sexual content, violence, are inspired by a song then you should know about this. FF.net writers have been writing fics for years with very little trouble and now it is like there is a sudden ban on this. WTF? Most of the fics are no worse then what someone can see on tv, read in books, see in movies, or even in comics. Face it people violence is in the world around us and it is something that happens. A lot of the sagas that are being written about aren't about cute fluffy bunnies and rainbows. could you honistly see x-men, avengers, harry potter or any of the other thousands of stories just with those things in it. Face it, no one would read or write stuff like that all of the time. Most of us readers are looking for good action or other fics that have a lot of these themes in it. So if you care and don't want a limit on what you read or write please sign the patition link below. If someone has a problem with a fic, well, that is what ratings and warnings are for. If you don't like it, then don't read it. AND STOP SPOILING IT FOR THE REST OF US!

Just take out the spaces and parens and you'll get to the patition.

www. change . [org] / petitions / fanfiction - net - stop - the - destruction - of - fanfiction - net

Okay, so you want to know about me? Well let's see:

I live in the USA.

I'm in my fifth year of college.

Someday I'll be known as the crazy cat lady, I love cats.

I've been reading fanfiction since sixth grade and have been writing since seventh grade. I'd like to think that my writing has gotten better over the years.

My favorite TV shows and Animes are X-Men Evolution, GIJoe, Ronin Warriors, DN Angel, Final Fantasy Unlimited, Ouran High School Host Club and way to many others to list.

My favorite characters from each are as follows:

X-Men Evolution: Pyro 'I love him! He's so cute and insane'. Gambit, Sabertooth, Quicksilver, Scarlet Witch, Toad, Avalanche, Boom Boom, Rogue, Blob, Arcade and Wolverine.

Ronin Warriors: Sekhmet, Dais, Cale and Anubis.

DN Angel: Krad Psychotic Homicidal Blonds RULE! and Dark.

GIJoe: Snake Eyes, Scarlet 'I think they make a cute couple' and Storm Shadow' Oh, like you didn't see that one coming'.

Final Fantasy Unlimited: Kumo and Kiri.

Ouran High School Host Club: Hikaru and Kaoru.

I like most types of music, but my favorite bands are Journey and Within Timptation. I also like a lot of random songs and movie sound tracks.

Let's see i also like reading, Writing, watching Anime, listening to music and chocolate.

My favorite authors are Mercedes Lackey and Andre Norton as well as some others

My personal muse is my cat Boomer.

I also love Harry potter!

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Things that I will do and not do when I become an Evil Overlord.

1. My legions of terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be kept in my safe-deposit box.

5. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them. I will just Kill them and be done with it.

6. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?'' I'll say, "No.''

7. After I kidnap the handsome prince, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

8. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles.

9. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

10. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

11. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

12. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell.

13. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

14. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about. After which I shall kill them so they may not be bribed by my enimies some time in the future.

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White Night True Light

DN Angel : English Intro

Darkness of white you can,

Through the sadness take your flight.

And become the wings that pierce the veil,

Spreading strong and true tonight.

Brought into the light, at last,

By the cold exposing sun.

I was granted freedom tamed,

To become the chosen one.

Through the mirror, night reflected,

Miraculous to see.

My soul through away the mask,

That hides the deeper me.

Braking the dark of night,

Piercing through the painted line.

Cut it all away from yesterday,

Until a new era is in sight.

Unlock the heart within,

Let it spread its wings and sore!

Rising up in flight,

Through the night of white

And fly on forever more!

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Halloween Spirit: Are You Flaunting It or Faking it?

Your quiz score makes you: Halloween Wizard

Progress: Complete

Halloween Spirit Quiz

You've got the Halloween spirit, so flaunt it! It's clear Halloween is your favorite holiday, which makes it the perfect time to express your creativity and enthusiasm with the people you care about. Don't waste time--get started on that papier-mâché zombie army!

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FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

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Amusing Quotes:

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

"I'm at peace with the world. I'm completely serene. I've discovered my purpose in life. I know why I was put here and why everything exists... I am here so everybody can do what I want. Once everybody accepts it, they'll be serene too.

"I brake for fairies, elves, gnomes, leprechauns, and other invisible creatures that only I can see."

"A leader who hides when danger reveals itself, is no leader at all. A leader who thinks himself irreplaceable, invaluable, is a fool."

"Do or do not, there is no try."

"With great power, comes great responsibility."

"If stupidity was a crime half the human race would be hung at every cross road."

Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Experience is learning a lot of crap you didn't really want to know.

Some days it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.

I didn't say it was your fault, I SAID, I was going to blame you.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely.

DON'T ANNOY THE CRAZY PERSON

I have plenty of talent and vision. I JUST DON'T CARE.

I'm out of my mind but feel free to leave a message.

No problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else

Ahhhh. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.

If jackasses could fly, this place would be an airport.

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends if they're okay, then it's you.

"A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying! “We screwed up, but we had fun!"

If someone insults or offends you, its your job to figure out what it is in you that is reacting. Only then should you hit them on the top of their pointly little head.

The most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity

Randomness. Good. Fun. Do things sometimes on the flip of a coin - or the roll of dice. But dont bet on roulette.

Imagination is often the best place for revenge - practice thinking of good (however impractical or hazardous) revenge schemes. Funny is best. Up to you to decide who to tell about them.

Its more fun and effective to attack using humour. Self defense is difficult when everyone is laughing.

Avoid foods with "surprise" in their names

Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Dragons For You Are Crunchy And Good With Ketchup"

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer"

Do not meddle in the affairs of artists, for this is satire and you would look good in lingerie."

Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."

After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.

The human population, in general, are Idiots.

I consider humanity a problem... a problem I can fix with a couple of nuclear bombs

Follow your own path, and if anyone tries to follow, quickly fix a hidden trap behind you.

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor’s newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Duct tape is like the Force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "good doggie" while looking for a bigger stick.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Someday my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I like your approach, let's see your departure.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.'

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and says, "What the fuck, bitch, get the hell outta my way!"

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, now that's weird

Happiness is just around the corner, its to bad the world is round!

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

Just when I think you said the most stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.

Knowledge is power, and power is the root of all evil. So study to be evil!

I don't care about what you're doing so much as the idiotic way you're doing it.

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If your favorite Harry Potter character is a Death Eater, copy this into your profile and creep people out.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that straight, gay, bi, and lesbian people are all equal and entitled to their beliefs, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Harry Potter is getting dangerous when you've added words like "Voldemort", "Hogwarts", and "Marauders" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done that, copy this into your profile.

If you have always loved Snape, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when Snape died, and/or when it seemed like he betrayed the light side, copy and paste this into your profile

You know how Remus died in the battle of Hogwarts? And then Harry used the Resurrection Stone to have a little chat with the marauders and Lily. Who here reckons that J.K Rowling killed of Remus just so he could be in that scene?

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account

If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account

If you secretly wish that mythical creatures exist (dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, etc.), copy this onto your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear the voices of HP characters in your head, put this onto your profile. (I hear the evil guys all the time...and yes, I am evil. But not on Voldy's side. Just...evil.)

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you will never understand why everyone loves Twilight copy this into your profile.

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You say Twilight,
I say Harry Potter.
You say vampires,
I say wizards.
You say Jacob Black,
I say Sirius Black.
You say team Edward,
I say team Potter.
You say Edward,
I say Cedric Diggory.
You think Bella & Edward is the perfect dream couple?
I think that's James and Lily.
You say Jasper Rathbone,
I say are you mental?
You say EDWARD SPARKLES,
I laugh at how childish you are.
You say Renesme Cullen, the Half-Blood Vampire,
I say Severus Snape, the Half-Blood Prince.
You say Stephanie Myer,
I say J.K. Rowling.
You say Edward,
I say Harry, now SHUT UP!!

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Harry Potter Questions and Answers

What’s, what? Questions:

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? “Oh, that’s hard, probably 1 or 3, 7 just killed off way to many characters and they were all of the cool ones. Why couldn’t JKR have killed off one of the annoying characters like Ron instead.” ”

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? “Hmm, can’t really say, I’d probably have to say 3 again but 2, 5 and 6 have Lucius in them, (drools.)”

Who is your favorite HP character(s)? “Hmm, that’s once more hard to say, if getting to know them from the books I’d have to say, Draco, Severus, Lucius, Luna, Sirius and the twins. But if we’re talking fanfiction, then I’d have to say I like the twins, Lucius, Severus, Draco, Dark or strong Harry, Hermione sometimes, Luna, Sirius, Remus, Neville, Moody and Rodolphus and Rabastan Lestrange. I like Dark wizards. And it really depends on how their written, as well.”

What house would you be in? “That’s a very silly question, I’d be in Slytherin of course.”

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? “Peeves… even though I don’t think he’s actually a ghost.”

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? “Don’t know, they all sound really cool, well all but divinations and History of Magic.”

Who is your favorite teacher(s) in Hogwarts? “Snape, McGonagall or Flitwic.”

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? “Chaser or beater.”

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? “Beater.”

Who do you want to make friends with? “Luna, the Twins and maybe Draco.”

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? “Not real sure.”

Why would he/she be your best buddy? “Because they like me for who I really am behind the mask.”

Which character in the book can you relate to? ”Luna, everyone thinks she’s strange and she’s on her own for most of the time.”

What pet would you get? “Cat!”

If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? “My Mom, standing with me. Back from Heaven.”

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? “Of course! What kind of question is that?”

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? “WTF man get in here out of the cold.”

What would be his reaction to your reaction? “He’d probably hug me or something like that and then I’d have to punch him because I don’t let strange guys hug me even if their cool.” ”

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? “Probably no one. It would be my secret. Anyway if I told someone then everyone would know who did it if I sicked a snake on someone that I didn’t like.”

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? “Maybe my closest friends, from which we would then plot revenge on the Pink Toad from Hell.”

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? “Don’t like dancing, I’ll just watch from the shadows, thanks.”

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. “Rodolphus or Rabasten, it’s a darker brown then Hermione’s.”

Post a character that has the same eye color as you. “I forgot who has Dark blue eyes so I’ll have to say not sure.”

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? “Black, Duh.”

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? “Neon pink.”

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? “Red. Die fowl creature! Die!”

What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? “Brown.”

What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? “Emerald green.”

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? “Blonde!”

Is this quiz getting boring and too long? “No.”

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) “Hmm, probably drink it right before my philosophy final.”

Do you like the books more or the movies? “The books, the books are always better then the movies.”

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? “Sirius.”

What would your Patronus take shape in? “probably a cat of some kind.”

What would be your Animagus form? “Hopefully a cat of some kind.”

What subject do you want to be the best in? “Potions or Transfiguration, hmm, maybe charms too.”

What thing from Harry’s world would you least want to face? “I think that I’d not want to face the giant spiders, I’d much rather face a dragon, the basilisk or even a dementor.”

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? “Black.”

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? “Snape, I love his snarky since of humor.”

Hermione or Cho? “Hermione. Cho deserves to have Bellatrix sicked on her.”

James Potter or Snape? “Snape, he so didn’t deserve the marauders to bully him like that.”

Hagrid or Snape? “Snape, this is getting redundant.”

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? Golden Trio, preferably Ron having been eaten by a giant spider. But on the other hand the marauders were pretty cool but again Wermtale needs to have been eaten by a giant spider.” ”

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? “Animagus! Hands down.”

Harry or Ron? “Harry, Ron lost favor in book 3 reinforced it in book 4 and became hated in book 7.”

Fleur or Tonks? “Tonks, she’s just cool.”

Hermione or Ginny? “Hermione.”

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? “Viktor.”

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? “Luna. Again, Cho deserves to have Bellatrix sicked on her.”

Fred or George? “Both! There so cool!”

Filch or McGonigal? “Yea! Cat lady! Cough cough, I mean Professor McMeow gonigal.”

Percy and Ron or the Lestrange brothers? “Hmm, I’d have to say the Lestrange brothers, there interesting characters but yet we no almost nothing about them, I don’t think that they even have a single line in any of the books.”

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? “Peeves! Ahhh, the twinkle! It burns!”

Aragog (Hagrid's pet spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? “Um, you really call that a choice?”

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? “Honeydukes, it has chocolate.”

Bertie Botts' Every Flavor Beans or Chocolate Frogs? “Chocolate Frogs.”

Death Eaters or Aurors? “Death Eaters, I mean at least they get something done. It takes a 17 year old kid to bring down the bad guys. I mean are the Aurors really that Incompetent?”

Dumbledore or Voldemort? “Actually I’ll take Voldy, at least he’s honest, you know his goals from the start while Dumbles is a manipulative old goat that has an annoying ability to twinkle in any given situation and over indulges on lemon drops.”

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? “Bellatrix, she’s nuttier then a fruit cake but quite entertaining, but I am rather mad at her for killing off Sirius.”

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? “Probably the first, I think I could get past a dragon but I am like most of my family in that I am severely directionally challenged so the third task would be not so good.”

Is this survey fun or boring? “I haven’t quit yet.”

Your FanFiction preferences:

Favourite femslash/het/slash pairings? Severus/Lucius, Sirius/Lucius, Remus/Sirius, Rabastan/Rodolphus, Harry/Draco, sometimes Harry/Lucius, Hermione/Luna, Bella/Hermione. Again, it all depends on how well it is written and reads. These are just a few. Although at the moment I’d have to say that I have a Lestrange brother fixation as well as Lucius/Severus and Sirius/Lucius.

Least favourite femslash/het/slash pairing? “Hmm, it all really depends on how it is written, I’ll snoop at anything once.”

Favourite kind of FF? “Non-sappy, well-written, romance, humor or action.

Least favourite kind of FF? “Poorly-written, overly sappy, badly styled, Mary Sue-infested, plotless fanfics.”

Things you hate seeing in a FF? Mary Sues, badly written, plottless, shallow characterization fanfics.”

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Cancer

Cancer is a strange cell. Going along for years in remission and then one day it pops its head up again. If you ever have it you will never be free of it.

Pray for the day there will be a permanent cure.

Dear God, I pray for the cure of cancer.

Amen

Pleas post this on your Profile.

All you are asked to do is keep this circulating.
Even if it's only to one more person.
In memory of anyone you know who has been struck down by cancer or is still living with it.
A Candle Loses Nothing by Lighting Another Candle..
Please Keep This Candle Going

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Hope you enjoy my stories and "May the Force be with you."