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Author has written 35 stories for Gia, Ginger Snaps, Beetlejuice, Harry Potter, Teen Titans, NANA, X-overs, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Star Trek: 2009, and Sherlock Holmes. I don't know who posted it, but someone did a rough translation of Malchior's spells from the TT ep Spellbound Necronum Hezberek Mortix-- "On the deadly battlefield of death." Aldruon Enlenthra Nalthos Sola Narisnor-- "You will forever be stuck alone inside" or "You will never get yourself free" Hezberek Et Morine Gost Wenthen Verbus Nex In Obrium Bis Pendole Paran Sic Corpus Rex-- "The demon returns to the battlefield, he who was born of the word; violent death twice overhangs, preparing thus the body of the king." MR SPOCK survived pon farr. Did you? http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-Survived-Pon-Farr/190897176615 I post periodically to whatever fandom or pairing strikes my interest. These include: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Harry Potter Sherlock Holmes Teen Titans Star Trek Beetlejuice Gingersnaps ALSO: If you like Snarry (Harry Potter/Severus Snape, SSHP, HPSS, etc) and you haven't read Cybele's "If You Are Prepared" go do it. Then watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpuShsWbRTA also, if you care, you can follow me on tumblr. I only post things I feel are worth mentioning, so don't expect a lot of dribble. www.angrygraces.tumblr.com and my you tube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/LupeChair?feature=mhee GENERAL DISCLAIMER CODE: ION = I own nothing; BTP = but the plot; BOC = but OC's. and one more thing: just because this is FANfiction doesn't mean it has to be SECOND RATE fiction. As an author on FF.net, I consider it my duty to offer you quality writing, rather than smut and fanservice (not that there's anything actually *wrong* with fanservice . . . or smut ;]. . . ) I have some OTPs, but I adore writing strange and seemingly outlandish pairings. However, I rarely write people Out Of Character. I feel it defeats the purpose. We are here because we want more of our favorite personalities, the good, the bad, and the ugly. We liked them the way they were in the original story; why change them in our wanderings here? | |||||
1. Surviving » reviewsaka "Touched". Severus never expected to live through the war. But he is alive, no thanks to a certain crazy blonde girl who just won't leave him alone. Rated M for safety.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,252 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 1-11-13 - Published: 3-20-12 - Severus S. & Luna L.2. Flowers and Champagne reviewsFor lack of a more inspirational title. In which Percy can't complete a full sentence and Mrs. Malfoy never takes off her gloves. PWNM NMPW.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-18-11 - Narcissa M. & Percy W.3. Making Contact reviewsthe first touch was an accident. a small scene, pre-movie.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-3-11 - Spock & J. Kirk4. Love in a Turbolift reviewsexactly what it says on the tin. precursor to sexytimes in a stopped turbolift.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-28-11 - Spock & J. Kirk5. Black Knight Moves Forwarda snape-inspired poem. so of course its in the genre of "angst". i'd love some feedback...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Published: 9-23-11 - Severus S.6. Buttons reviewsJim Kirk just like to press everyone's buttons. onesided Kirk/Spock, established McKirk. M for McCoy's dirty mouth and hints of sexuality.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-27-11 - L. McCoy/Bones & J. Kirk7. Difficile longum est subito deponere amorem » reviewsIt is difficult to suddenly give up a long love. Clue: Watson, in the kitchen, with a newspaper. Angsty. Chap 2 up.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-20-11 - Published: 6-16-11 - S. Holmes & J. Watson8. In Bed reviewsWorking title. Bones has only ever 'been to bed' with one person. Everyone else seems to like to surprise him with ... other accommodations. T for swearing, drinkin', and recitation of interesting sexual encounters. R&R. K/BStar Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-18-11 - L. McCoy/Bones & J. Kirk9. Mr Spock the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man reviewsfor lack of a better title. No 2 in the "Kock Food" series. K/S preslashStar Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-29-11 - Spock & J. Kirk10. Peaches reviewsfor lack of a better title. Part on in the "Kock Food" series. Rated PG for now; also, pre-slash entering into slash. "See? You learn something new everyday"Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-24-11 - Spock & J. Kirk11. Snapes in a Bath reviewsWorking Title. Snape and McGonagall talk hard liquor, bad haircuts, disturbing hookups, and temporary tattoos, in no particular order. Something of a crack!fic. SSMM if you squint really hard at it. T for cussing.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,722 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-7-10 - Severus S. & Minerva M.12. Things Left Unspoken reviewsFor the past few weeks, Faith has been rooming with Giles... Giles' thoughts. Will be edited later. Feel free to beta.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-10-09 - Faith L. & R. Giles13. Master Lists » reviewsnot really x-overs, just my long lists of stories that I have the intention of reading someday. Quality stories, my choice of pairings. Many categories, main ones being Harry Potter and Teen TitansX-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-8-0914. Morpheus reviewsHAPPY HALLOWEEN! Morpheus: Slade watches a certain someone while they sleep. Slaven, darkfic, implied rapeTeen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-1-08 - Raven & Slade15. High reviewsSick Black Cherry serires. Terracentric. Terra used to go onto the roof to be alone- that is, until ravens starting roosting there... T for suicideTeen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-5-08 - Terra & Raven16. Washing Machines reviewsfor lack of a better title. Sick Black Cherry series. Terra is doing her laundry after a date with Beast Boy, and Blackfire joins her... BlackTerra femslashTeen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-20-08 - Blackfire & Terra17. Teacherous » reviewsWe know that Snape is one to obsess. Should it be that hard to imagine him doing so over the Slytherin princess? SSPP. Vocal fetishes and lots of smokingHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,451 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-3-08 - Published: 7-4-08 - Severus S. & Pansy P. - Complete18. Satin reviewsLucius hates satin... drabbleHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-19-08 - Lucius M. & Pansy P.19. Light reviewsMurderous Kisses series. RobinXBatmanXRedX. Robin has gone missing, Batman reflects, while Robin's doppleganger stands in a corner.Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-14-08 - Robin & Red-X20. Sisterly Affections reviewsThird in Sick Black Cherry series. INCEST BlackfireXStarfire. Robin asks Star a question and Blackfire watchesTeen Titans - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-10-08 - Blackfire & Starfire21. Sunshine reviewsSick Black Cherry series. RavenXJinx. "Hiya, Sunshine". Raven always lets Jinx go.Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-6-08 - Raven & Jinx22. Watching reviewsFirst of Murderous Kisses series. Slade:RedX:Robin. Warning: noncon, BDSM, and voyeurismTeen Titans - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-4-08 - Slade23. Lemuria » reviewsseverus snape poetry. no pairing. mostly just bitter ramblings. rating will go upHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-3-08 - Published: 2-9-08 - Severus S.24. Hands reviewsFirst of SickBlackCherry series. Onesided TerraXRaven, unreciprocated love: "Most people think the eyes are the windows to the soul. I think it's the hands."Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-31-0825. Conversations reviewsPost-sex conversations between Nana O. and her bedpartner. Not telling who it is, read to find out.NANA - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-12-0826. Absinthe reviewsIt is not wise to dwell upon the past." Severus Snape contemplates an old man's words, poison, and the green fairy. Heavy on the angstHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-19-08 - Severus S.27. Dance By Moonlightnot written by me. It's actually by my friend, Drae Ja and i read it and said it would be a good one for Raven... just R&RTeen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Published: 12-31-07 - Raven28. Deck the Halls reviewsHAPPY EARLY CHRISTMAS! After the war, Severus has to come to terms without life as a spy. Certain Gryffindor vouches to help him. hint: it's not Herms. R&RHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 12-11-07 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete29. Consequencesshort sequel to Accidents. sscentric, possibly SSHG. R&R. T for implications towards cutting.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Published: 11-17-07 - Severus S. - Complete30. Accidents reviewsa little vignette. maybe SSHG, depends on how you look at it. T for implications. R&RHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-10-07 - Hermione G. & Severus S.31. For the Death Eaters reviewsJust thinking about the Death Eaters... and why the hell they serve Lord Voldiebutt. R&RHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-7-07 - Voldemort32. Sister Blister reviewsBecause I love their whole platonic lovehate relationship. They are the coolest sibs out there!Ginger Snaps - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-10-0733. Imaginary reviewsLydia accepts that Beej was just a part of her imagination. Sad oneshotBeetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-26-0734. Suicide Photos reviewsThe first in a series of GS poems! R&R!Ginger Snaps - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-6-0735. Model of Spite reviewsJust thinkin about that Gia movie Angelina Jolie rocks!Gia - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-16-06 - Complete
