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Author has written 21 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Inheritance Cycle, Star Wars, Artemis Fowl, and Matrix. Hello. Do you like pizza? Me too! We must be related! Yeah!!!!!!!! Uh, Ok, anyways, I like to write completely insane stuff. Plots are too boring. Sooo, anyone for cookies? Yeah, whatever so as I was saying, what was I saying? Oh never mind. Anyways, I would like to introduce you to one of my favourite fanfics ever!! It's called Eragon Vs the Ultimate Evil by F-14 Ace and can be found under my fav stories. It's about Eragon smasing up evil tellitubies and barneys. It's a bit weird and crude but it's super funny! And to add to the madness, Jack Sparrow is in Algaesia! Here is a shortcut: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3329896/1/ I tell you, I laughed myself silly! Anyways, anyone for icecream? Oh, and by the by, I have a fictionpress acount too. Here's da link: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/556372/. And remember, if you read my stories plz plz plz review!!!!! Thankshh... | |||||
1. Harry Potter and the Clever Weed Related Pun reviewsHarry and the rest of Hogwarts gets stoned. World peace ensues.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-27-112. This is not a fanfic » reviewsThis is not a summaryHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 6-3-11 - Published: 1-27-073. A Man and His Belongings reviewsDumbledore gets very pissed when Harry starts throwing his stuff around the room. Rated T for gratuitous profanity.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-4-11 - Harry P. & Albus D. - Complete4. Harry Potter as told by M Night Shyamalan reviewsWhat the last chapter really needed. Namely an EPIC plot twist.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-12-11 - Complete5. Voldemort discovers reality with caffeine reviewsLook the freakin title. Jesus what was I thinking. Let this be a lesson to you kiddies, don't get high.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,425 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-31-09 - Complete6. MORE COFFEE! » reviewsJust your friendly everyday "Voldemort is high and everyone is really really ooc" fic. Tips are accepted but not encouraged.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-8-09 - Published: 2-17-07 - Complete7. Trance reviewsThe truth is a dangerous commodity. It the wrong hands it can be disastrous. What happens when a mere sixteen year old discovers it? Disaster ensues as the already brittle alliance between humans and machines is threatened. Set a bit after Revolutions.Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-15-098. A change of heart » reviewsFor love, Artemis is forced to make the ultimate sacrifice: To change his species and become an elf. How to do that is another matter. AH, Chapter 3 has been reworked.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,340 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 8-30-08 - Published: 8-20-08 - Artemis F. & Holly S.9. Darth Vader's physics classes » reviewsPhysics sucksStar Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-19-07 - Published: 10-24-07 - Darth Vader10. Luke, I am your father reviewsVoldemort tries to convince Harry his name is Luke...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-26-07 - Published: 1-12-07 - Complete11. The memoirs of a man who never knew love reviewsSeverus Snape only ever tasted love, and even that was not meant to be...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-26-07 - Published: 8-4-07 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P. - Complete12. A Elbereth Gilthoniel parody reviewsAlas, I made another stupid Lord of the Rings poem parody. Poor J.R Tolkien must be rolling in his grave the poor chap. No need to read this, keep scrolling down.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-26-07 - Complete13. Some form of complete and utter insanity » reviewsAlright, contrary to popular belief I was not on drugs when I wrote this. No really, I wasn't! I don't need drugs to get high!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-25-07 - Published: 1-11-0714. Another attempt » reviewsJames tries all sorts of tricks to get Lily to fall in love with him. This is a very blatant parody of romance people! Aproach at your own risk!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,881 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 10-20-07 - Published: 1-13-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete15. I burst a blood vessel! AGAIN! reviewsHarry disses Voldie real badHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-15-07 - Complete16. Unwanted visitors » reviewsRandom characters from other stories are trashing Alagaesia, Oh dear... Chapter 4 update: Edmund is about to be burned at stake! And the only people who can rescue him prefer to drink coffee instead!Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,952 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-8-07 - Published: 2-5-0717. Network Failure reviewsSomething strange has happened, no one can use their wands! Who could be responsible? Could it be Voldemort, could it be a slmy haired git we all know and hate, or could it be... the monkeys! Please review, I'm sure you'll laugh.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-18-0718. The road goes on forever parody reviewsWell i've written another on of these parodies. The question is... will i ever stop? Just do me a big favour and do not read this or any other of these poem parodies of mine. Atleast be gald i am running out of poems.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-14-07 - Complete19. GilGilad was an elven king reviewsI have no idea why i wrote this. I for some reason keep making parodies of the lord of the rings stuff. Please do not read this or any other parodies that i have made or will make.Thank you for your cooperation, now jump off a cliff.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-13-0720. 3 rings parody reviewsThis is so stupid! I just thought of it and decided to put it on! This is completly strange! Do not bother reviewing, do not even bother reading this work of an obviously demented mind.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-13-07 - Complete21. Kind of a peom of the life of harry reviewsThis is a poem which is pointless. It is a very good example of what levels people can sink to. I beg you not to read this for the good of everyone. Please, you will be doing us all a big favour. Thank you.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-14-05
