| Jedi X-Man Serena Kenobi |
Author has written 85 stories for Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Phantom of the Opera, Superman, Smallville, Pirates of the Caribbean, StarTrek: Voyager, Fantastic 4, Justice League, Chronicles of Narnia, James Bond, Tin Man, Dark Angel, X-Men: The Movie, Star Trek: 2009, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Pride and Prejudice, Harry Potter, Twilight, Avatar, and Ugly Betty. Well, here is my profile. Either love it or hate it. It's your choice, but I warn you not to underestimate my powers. Whoa, I just have a quote for everything, don't I? I tend to do that a lot... just check out the rest of my profile, d'accord? NEW!! PLEASE READ: I'm done with my sci-fi/fantasy novel and am starting to send out query letters. But if you guys are willing, I'll send you copies personally for a small fee of one million dollars. JUST KIDDING! It would be a small fee... no more than ten dollars. Probably around five at the most, actually. My book has been looked over and edited by a second party, so I didn't just write it up. The book has undergone several drafts. MY BELIEFS: I'm a born-again Christian with a strong love for Jesus because HE IS LOVE. He is Amazing. This also means that I'm STRONGLY ANTI-ABORTION, aka PRO-LIFE. ABORTION IS MURDER! Simple as that. Links to profiles: NEW WEBSITE: SERENA'S SITE TheForce.net: Serena's Force.net Profile Here are all my Star Wars stories on here, plus others! My DeviantArt account: http://serena-kenobi.deviantart.com/ Name: Serena Kay Age: I've lost count of the years. I'm immortal. Place I reside: Well, it depends... Depends on what, Dex? he he he! Occupation: I'm a stock broker. No, I'm an insurance salesman. See, watch my wonderful selling skills. Walks up to a door and rings doorbell. Door opens and a little old man stands there, a large Cuban cigar in his mouth. "Hello, I'm an insurance salesman, and I was wondering if you'd like to buy some starship insurance from Geico," I say. "I don't have any starships," the man grunts. "Well, what if you just happened to be walking by one nice day and suddenly WHAM!" The man jumps as I explain the story in great detail. "A large starship comes right out of the blue and runs you over. What do you do? You end up in a medical center with tons of droids and lots of large hefty bills." I thank the Force that my lightsabers are hidden underneath my nice leather jacket. He stares at me. "I doubt that will ever happen in my lifetime," he says, slowly starting to close the door. "So thanks, but no thanks.." Time to take out my big guns. Well, my lightsabers, actually. "Have you ever heard of agressive negotiations?" I question him casually. He shakes his head. I whisk out my lightsabers, and he stares at them, frightened. "They're negotiations with a lightsaber," I tell him slyly. He gulps, nods, and snatches the datapad from me. He writes down his name, social security number, and address, and VOILA! I have another client. So much for my selling skills. No, seriously, I'm actually a Jedi. Really! Fav fanfic subjects at present: Avatar, Star Trek 2009, Star Wars, Justice League, and Original Fandom. I would also love to write a crossover, and a funny X-Men fic. Favorite movies: Star Wars, (All of them), Star Trek 2009, Avatar, Lord of the Rings, X-Men, X-Men 2, X-Men 3, X-Men: Wolverine, Fanastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Dark Knight, Batman Begins, The Island, Iron Man, Pride and Prejudice, Emma, Sense and Sensibility, Jane Eyre (the 2006 BBC Presentation), The Phantom of the Opera, V for Vendetta, Pirates of the Caribbean, Enchanted, National Treasure, Ever After, the Count of Monte Cristo, the Mask of Zorro, Anna and the King, the Bourne Identity, Beauty and the Beast, Pocahontas, and Mulan. (I'm still a kid at heart, what can I say? :D) Favorite books: The Bible, Lord of the Rings, Jane Eyre, Pride and Prejudice, Persuasion, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Chronicles of Narnia. Favorite TV shows: 24, 30 Rock, NCIS, Dark Angel, Psych, Smallville, Justice League, Justice League Unlimited, Batman, Legion of Superheroes, Fantastic Four (2006-2007 ver.), Lois and Clark, Punk'd, Shark, Star Trek: Voyager, and MAD TV. Favorite Characters: Jake Sully, Neytiri, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Chewie, Leia Organa Solo, Darth Vader, Padme Amidala, Artoo-Detoo, Mara Jade, Wrenga Jixton, Jaina Solo, Kyp Durron, Dash Rendar, Wes Janson, Wedge Antillies, Hobbie, Aayla Secura, Kit Fisto, Admiral Piett, DG, Cain, Susan Storm , Silver Surfer , Reed Richards, Seven of Nine, Chakotay, Tom Paris, Captain Janeway, the Doctor, Tuvok, Max, Zack, Logan Cale, Clark Kent, Jason Kent, Lois Lane, Bruce Wayne, Wonder Woman, Superman X (He's cuter than Superman hehe!) Lightning Lad, Phantom Girl, (All the Legion of Superheroes except for Cosmic Boy), Wally West, Terry McGinnis, Dick Grayson, Barbara Gordon, Tim Drake, Starfire, Shayera Hol, Raven, Robin, Cyborg, Huntress, Question, Black Canary, Bart Allen, John Stewart, Oliver Queen, (Basically all of the Justice League Unlimited superheroes) Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Elizabeth Bennet, Mr. Darcy, Jane Bennet, Jane Eyre, Rochester, Boromir, Faramir, Eowyn, Eomer, Lothiriel, Arwen, Aragorn, Pippin, Wolverine, Storm, Rogue, (most of the X-Men characters), V, Evey, Clark Kent (from Smallville), Chole Sullivan, Lois Lane, Erik Destler, Christine Daae, Caspian, Peter, Aslan, Lucy, Tirian, Edmund, Henry, Danielle, Jack Bauer, Tony Almeida, Michelle Destler, and.. I think that's everyone. Favorite Pairings: Jake/Neytiri, Obi-Wan/OC, Obi-Wan/Sabe, Obi-Wan/Padme, Anakin/ Padme, Vader/Padme (only if he turns back to Anakin in the end, I hate dark Padmes), Leia/Han, Jaina/Kyp, Luke/Mara, Jix/OC, Aayla/Kit Fisto, Quinlan/Khaleen, DG/Cain, Max/Logan, Max/Zack, V/Evey, Clark/Lois, Chloe/Davis, Batman/Wonder Woman, Sue Storm/Silver Surfer, Sue Storm/Reed Richards, Silver Surfer/OC, Hawkgirl/ Green Lantern, Huntress/Question, Green Arrow/Black Canary, Nightwing/Troia, Robin/Starfire, Raven/BBoy, Jack/OC, Jack/Elizabeth, Will/OC , Elizabeth/Mr.Darcy, Jane/ Rochester, Boromir/OC, Faramir/Eowyn, Arwen/Aragorn, Eomer/Lothiriel, Seven/Chakotay, Wolverine/OC, Wolverine/ Rogue, Wolverine/ Storm, Storm/Nightcrawler, Erik/Christine, Caspian/Lucy, Caspian/OC, Tirian/Lucy, Tirian/OC, Edmund/OC, Peter/OC, Henry/Danielle, Jack/Audrey, Tony/Michelle, and... I think that's it. LEAST Favorite Characters: Raoul , Darth Sidious, Prince Isolder (SLIME!), Mon Mothma, Callista, Yoda, Ki-Adi-Mundi, Darth Maul, Moff Tarkin, Admiral Daala, Ysanne Isard, Mace Windu, Lex Luthor, Dana from Batman Beyond, Mr. Wickham (ICKKY!), Richard Mason (DIE DIE DIE!!), Captain Barbossa, Denethor, Frodo (I'm dead serious.), Grima Wormtongue, Sabretooth, Sauron, Saruman, Lex Luthor, Lana Lang (Seriously people, I depsise her. She can have BLOODY ZOD for all I care!) Miraz, Marguerite, Rodmilla, President Logan (I HATE HIS PHONY GUTS!), Ratcliffe, Henderson, Sophia, Eckley, and... (whispers) Eragon. Eh, he's not that bad. I'll think of more, I'm certain. Favorite Actors: Eduardo Verastegui, John Cudia (stage actor and AMAZING Phantom :D) Milo Ventimiglia, Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Sam Worthington, Ryan Reynolds, Gregory Peck, Tom Welling, Toby Stephens, Gerard Butler, Hugh Jackman, Ewan McGregor, Jensen Ackles, Antonio Banderas, and Sean Bean. Favorite Actresses: Jessica Alba, Zoe Saldana, Audrey Hepburn, Keira Knightley, Natalie Portman, and Miranda Otto. Favorite Hero: Wonder Woman. She kicks serious buttAlso love other female heroes like Princesss Leia, Max from Dark Angel, and Black Canary. Favorite Bad Guy: Darth Vader, Doomsday in Smallville, Magneto, Mystique, Admiral Piett, Prince Xizor, Gaston, and Asajj Ventress. Favorite Type of Fanfiction: Die hard romantic, so I'm a huge fan of fluffy fics. But they have to have a plot. Action and suspense included are great. Least Favorite Type of Fanfiction: Really depressing stories with sad endings. Things that REALLY Annoy Me: Raoul. I hate that fop with every fiber in my body. I wish he would rot in his stupid, huge, hulking mansion, never to be seen again. Extremely long fanfictions that are over 100 chapters. Seriously, if you write a long story, then make the chapters longer. Too many chapters get annoying, I think. Sad endings. Come on, people, no one likes a sob story with no good ending! Well, maybe some people do. I, however, do not. If the ending's all angsty, why even bother reading? Flamers. If all you can do is criticize other people's work, you shouldn't belong to this site. Every flamer I have seen is not an author. Then why in the blazes would you join a WRITING website? You can always read... duh... When people call Padme 'Amidala' and only 'Amidala.' People, her name is PADME, NOT AMIDALA, which is her ROYAL NAME!! Parings other than Seven/Chakotay. No J/C for moi, peeps. Dark Lukes. Just... can't... stand them. A Famous Fanfic Authoress once said: Nintey-eight percent of the people think that Christine should have stayed with the Phantom... and the other two percent who are for Raoul are just plain stupid. Oh, and one more thing. I am am evangelical CHRISTIAN, and PROUD OF IT! GO JESUS CHRIST! WOO HOO! Favorite Quotes: 'That's one t' nada, I'm ashamed to be your fada...' - Everbody Loves Raymond “What are droids?” “Artificial intelligence, androids.” Han added, “basically walking computers.” “What’s a computer?” “You don’t know what a computer is?” “No. That’s why I’m asking.” - Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Valley by DarkXVulcanJediKnightofEregion "What was that?" "I don't know...But I want one." - The Island "But WHY is the rum gone?" - Pirates of the Caribbean "He's a beaver, he shouldn't be saying anything!" - The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe "Do you think me handsome, Jane?" "No, sir." - Jane Eyre - BBC production "She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrigton, just like she promised, and you get to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our words, really. Except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman." - Pirates of the Caribbean "Me, I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, cause you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid." - Pirates of the Caribbean "Be careful, Senorita. There are dangerous men about." "Well, if you see any, be sure to point them out." - The Mask of Zorro "Son of teacher forgets that I am son of King." "Son of teacher couldn't care less." "It is forbidden to touch royalty." "I didn't touch you - I shoved you. Why don't you get one of your servants to shove me back?" - Anna and the King "I don't need a male influence!" - Stuart Larkin "I wanted some fast food, but my mom said no, and she said 'what does mama say about fast food?' and I said, 'I don't wanna say', and she said 'say it', and I said 'Fast food gives you a fast death. But I want some anyways'; and she said 'No, and that's final.' So I went and locked myself in the car and momma told me to unlock the door and I said 'No, and that's final.' So then she went inside to get a big stick to spank me and then I ran away to the mall." - Stuart Larkin "Did you like the video I made?" "No, Stuart, I didn't." "Then I didn't make it." - Stuart Larkin and his teacher "He loook... like a man." - Ms Swann | |||||||||
1. JLU IM: Truth, Justice, and IMing » reviewsWelcome to the Justice League chatroom. You have been warned.Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,711 - Reviews: 164 - Updated: 2-6-10 - Published: 12-8-07 - Batman & Wonder Woman2. Every Breath » reviewsShe wrapped her arms around his neck and buried her face in his bare shoulder. “Don’t you ever leave me, Spock,” she said harshly. “Don’t you dare leave me.” FULL LENGTH fic. Uhura/Spock.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,980 - Reviews: 745 - Updated: 1-30-10 - Published: 5-11-09 - N. Uhura & Spock3. Blinded By Love » reviewsPadme awakens over twenty one years after the birth of her children. She finds that she has been encased in carbonite to keep her alive. But the process leaves an unexpected and devastating aftereffect. Padme/Ani/Vader AU. POST ESB.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,364 - Reviews: 155 - Updated: 1-20-10 - Published: 8-13-07 - Padmé Amidala & Darth V.4. Brown Eyes » reviews“Let’s pretend,” she said suddenly. “Let’s pretend that for one night, for one moment, neither of us is who we are. Let’s say...I’m a daring smuggler off the southern rim, and you…” She looked at him. "Who will you be?" AU V/P.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,280 - Reviews: 146 - Updated: 1-19-10 - Published: 10-12-09 - Darth V. & Padmé Amidala5. Spirit Never Free » reviewsJake, having lost his brother, joins the Pandora team and is ordered by Quaritch to complete a potentially deadly mission: infiltrate the Na'vi, gain their trust, and kidnap their warrior princess for leverage. Sounds easy enough. AU.Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,616 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 1-4-10 - Published: 12-27-09 - Jake S. & Neytiri6. Tonight reviewsTonight, I was alive. And so was he. Jake/Neytiri oneshot. Sequel to "Heartbeat" and "Stargaze."Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 12-26-09 - Neytiri & Jake S. - Complete7. Stargaze reviewsHer fierce facade wavered, and she glanced away again. Emboldened by her hesitation, I took another step towards her and added: "Neytiri, I want to understand you. I'm here to learn. What is it?" Jake/Neytiri oneshot. Sequel to 'Heartbeat.'Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 12-24-09 - Jake S. & Neytiri - Complete8. Irony » reviewsAn accident causes Asajj Ventress to have memory loss. And consequently, she falls madly in love with the first man she sets eyes on. Needless to say, the results are humorous. AU Clone Wars.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,027 - Reviews: 181 - Updated: 12-23-09 - Published: 2-19-09 - A. Ventress & Obi-Wan K.9. Heartbeat reviewsWhen I opened my eyes, I glanced at him and saw him staring at me with such an intense expression that my breath caught, and I froze. After a second, I pulled my hand out of the water and swallowed. Jake/Neytiri oneshot.Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 12-22-09 - Neytiri & Jake S. - Complete10. He WHAT? reviewsIt’s your daughter’s first date. What does a dad do? Well, usually you’d just follow her and hope she wouldn’t notice. Luckily you have three other sons to help.Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-16-09 - Batman & Wonder Woman - Complete11. Passing On Knowledge reviewsObi-Wan gives some helpful advice to a young, bullied, depressed Anakin. Oneshot.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-14-09 - Obi-Wan K. & Anakin S.12. She WHAT! reviewsThere comes a time in every dad's life when his daughter starts to grow up... and then that dad pulls out the batarang. Or the laser vision. Or the ring of power. Or the arrows. Choices, choices...Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-14-09 - Batman & Wonder Woman - Complete13. The Shirtless Test reviewsThe choice between Edward and Jacob really came down to one thing. Movieverse.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 11-27-09 - Bella & Jacob - Complete14. Haunted » reviewsShe's got nothing left to live for. Perhaps he can change that. Lucian, dark Prince Caspian AU.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,557 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 10-30-09 - Published: 12-9-07 - Lucy Pevensie & Caspian X15. Hunter's Moon » reviewsAlkyone, an Amazon jealous of Hippolyta's motherhood, steals baby Diana from Themyscira, fleeing to Man's World. She decides to raise baby Diana in a place no proud Amazon will think to look: the corrupted Gotham City. AU BMWW.Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,612 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 10-28-09 - Published: 2-21-09 - Wonder Woman & Batman16. I Like You reviewsShe's wild. She's dangerous. She's unpredictable. He likes her already. Question/Huntress oneshot. Fluff warning!Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-6-09 - Huntress & Question - Complete17. Strong Enough » reviewsYou're a princess from a society of immortal warriors, and I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-2-09 - Published: 6-19-09 - Bruce W./Batman18. Dark Angel » reviewsSequel to I Am Me. Elena Skywalker, daughter of Darth Vader, is expanding her powers. Her siblings, Luke and Leia, are also adapting to their own abilities and are training in secret. But what if the Emperor finds out about their secret? AU. UPDATE 8/26Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,250 - Reviews: 244 - Updated: 8-25-09 - Published: 5-13-06 - Darth V. & Mara Jade19. Alive » reviewsA loss of memory. A strange and dark savior. The galaxy's fate is forever changed. Post ESB AU. H/L.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,493 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 8-24-09 - Published: 1-22-08 - Leia O. & Darth V.20. Operation Snakeman Scare reviewsOut of the shadows, a dark figure swooped down and alighted on the ground silently. The shadow rose to its feet, towering – a pitch black - that loomed over Harry and Dumbledore… "DEMENTOR!" shrieked Harry. He dove into the dumpster. Oneshot. OOCness.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-12-09 - Albus D. & Harry P. - Complete21. Spock's Rules for Reviews reviewsA tutorial on how to get reviews. By Spock and yours truly. Totally random and completely pointless.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 7-14-09 - Spock - Complete22. The Dreaded Collins reviewsHello," said the tall, blonde-haired, blue-eyed Adonis. "Mr. Collins at your service." AU.Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-3-0923. Something's Gotta Give reviewsLeia, where's my hoverchair? Oneshot. H/L.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-26-09 - Han S. & Leia O. - Complete24. Let Go reviewsThat thing will never be my father. Oneshot.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-26-09 - Leia O. & Anakin S. - Complete25. The Parody of the Opera » reviewsA humorous version of POTO. Erik is a rapper, Carlotta screeches, Christine's annoyed, Raoul's a pansy, Meg's clueless, and Madame Giry uses a Nextel walkie talkie. 2004 moviebased. We're FINITO, people! The curtain is CLOSING! :DPhantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,072 - Reviews: 462 - Updated: 6-20-09 - Published: 5-6-06 - Erik & Christine - Complete26. Star Trek IM: Where No Man Has Gone Before reviewsWelcome to the Enterprise chatroom. You have been warned.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 86 - Published: 5-14-09 - Spock & N. Uhura27. Table for Two reviewsAll she wanted was a nice, quiet dinner with just the two of them. Was that too much to ask? Humorous Spock/Uhura oneshot. With ending Aragorn quote! :DStar Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 5-11-09 - N. Uhura & Spock - Complete28. Comfort Zone reviewsHer hand reached up and stroked his cheek. “Just be you. The man that you are. Don’t feel like you have to step outside your comfort zone for me… or for anyone else.” Slightly angsty, more poignant Spock/Uhura oneshot.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 71 - Published: 5-10-09 - Spock & N. Uhura - Complete29. The Ears Have It reviewsUhura has to answer a few questions. What does she see in Spock? And how come she's not with a human man? Humorous oneshot. MAJOR SPOILERS! Spock/Uhura oneshot.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 88 - Published: 5-9-09 - N. Uhura & Spock - Complete30. Phantom's Little Girl: Tales of the Only Daughter reviewsThree older brothers with perfect faces and mesmerizing voices. Of course, I had to be the one who can’t carry a tune and wears a mask. It bloody rots being me.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-28-09 - Erik & Christine - Complete31. Going Under » reviewsLosing Anakin to the Dark Side has only made Padme stronger. She is not the calm senator she once was. She is a bounty hunter and will fight for her children and her own life, whatever the risks. Major AU.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,944 - Reviews: 204 - Updated: 4-25-09 - Published: 11-23-06 - Padmé Amidala & Darth V.32. Betty and Clark reviewsBetty Suarez, meet Superman. Clark Kent, meet Betty Suarez. Or have you met? Ugly Betty/Superman xover. Humorous oneshot.Crossover - Superman & Ugly Betty - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-14-09 - Betty S. - Complete33. Stay With Me reviews“Please,” he said softly. “This thing inside me is strong, but maybe there’s something stronger. Something that can overcome the beast in me. The way I feel about you… it takes away the darkness in me. I’m in love you, Chloe.”Smallville - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-3-09 - Chloe S. & Davis B./Doomsday - Complete34. Legends of the Outrider: Book One reviewsDash Rendar was bored. Bored… bored… bored. He hadn’t had a good job in over a month. His pay was running low. Come to think of it, so was the drink in his hand… ONESHOT. First in a trilogy. During ANH.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-18-09 - Complete35. Shall We Dance reviewsShe almost gasped as a warm hand took hers; and she gazed into his unmasked eyes. He’d pulled off the cowl and yanked off his gloves, leaving them strewn on the floor. Before she could ask what he was doing, he pulled her to him. BM/WW FLUFFY oneshot.Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-27-09 - Wonder Woman & Batman - Complete36. A Day Like Any Other reviewsIt was a day like any other, only it was sixty-two degrees in Paris and snowing like crazy." RANDOM oneshot. EC. Giry/NoOne.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-11-09 - Christine & Erik - Complete37. Midnight Meeting reviewsPadme has gets a surprise visitor. For Valentine's Day! A/P mush. Or fluff. Whichever. Oneshot.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-11-09 - Padmé Amidala & Anakin S. - Complete38. Meet the Parents » reviewsJim Gordon, Jr. has fallen in love with the girl of his dreams. Now if she just didn't happen to be the daughter of the Dark Knight and the Amazon Warrior Princess... BM/WW, Other couples. AU. Futurefic.Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 2-10-09 - Published: 11-24-08 - Batman & Wonder Woman39. How to Save a Life reviewsHer own life was in shambles. How could she possibly take care of another? Post X3. Warning: deals with serious, delicate issues heavily debated today. Hints of Rogan. Oneshot.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-24-09 - Rogue & Wolverine - Complete40. Moving On reviewsIt's time to let go of the past and face the future. Post Bulletproof - hints of Clois. End of Clana. Oneshot.Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-23-09 - Clark K. & Lois L. - Complete41. Brother reviewsObi-Wan is here. My old friend, master, and mentor. My brother. And I will kill him. Rewrite of final fight scene of Obi-Wan and Vader. Told from Vader's POV. Oneshot.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-22-09 - Darth V. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete42. It's a Hard Life » reviewsThe first time he sees her, he’s immediately attracted like a strong magnet to her large, brown eyes. Whoa. That's never happened before. Han/Leia. VERY AU. Can be read as a oneshot.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-15-09 - Published: 12-19-08 - Han S. & Leia O.43. Across the Stars: A Tale of Beauty and the Beast » reviewsWhen Padme Naberrie, just an ordinary working girl trying to make her way in politics, goes to find her missing father, she stumbles upon a dark castle with a strange person who holds an ever darker secret. AniPadme AU.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,868 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 12-3-08 - Published: 7-18-07 - Padmé Amidala & Anakin S.44. Heartfelt reviewsThanks. For being a pal. The one person who really understands what I'm going through." M/L fluffy oneshot.Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-19-08 - Max & Logan45. Just Say No reviewsHe couldn't say no to her. But would she say no to him? BMWW fluff.Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-18-08 - Batman & Wonder Woman - Complete46. REJECTED! reviewsJames gets the surprise of his life. Pointless oneshot.James Bond - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-2-08 - Complete47. Fast Food reviewsDiana tries out different fast food places and finds an unexpected visitor in the process. BMWW oneshot. Fluff.Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-2-08 - Wonder Woman & Batman - Complete48. Anakin's No Good Day reviewsHe'd never make it to the Council Meeting at this rate. Pointless oneshot.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-2-08 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete49. First Meeting reviewsThe first time I saw Bruce Wayne, I wasn't impressed." BMWW oneshot. AU. Maid of Honor never happened.Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-2-08 - Wonder Woman & Batman - Complete50. Stupid & Stupider: A New Mope » reviewsParody of A New Hope. Fluke Skyflopper's a lazy, mopey whiner, Leia is obsessed with the color white, and Darth Elevator blows things up for no reason. Sort of sequel to Revenge of the Idiots, but it can be read alone.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 6-20-08 - Published: 2-24-07 - Luke S. & Darth V.51. My Life as Princess Leia reviewsDG finds herself following the life of Leia as Zero captures her, forcing Cain, Glitch, and Raw to come to her rescue. Lots of Star Wars references for those of you who like "Call Me Leia." Cain/DGTin Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-24-08 - DG & Cain52. Jedi and Ghosts and Stories, Oh My! reviewsVader gets a visit from the ghost of Qui Gon Jinn and finds that the ghost has gone a little off the deep end. Humorous oneshot. OOCness.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-10-08 - Darth V. & Qui-Gon J. - Complete53. Call Me Leia reviewsDG compares her friends to Star Wars characters and ends up in an eerily similar situation as one of the characters. Fluffy DG/Cain oneshot. Warning: OOCness.Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-6-08 - DG & Cain - Complete54. Shalla Bal » reviewsShalla Bal, Silver Surfer's long lost love, decides to leave Zenn La, their homeplanet, in search of him. She ends up on earth and stays there, anonymous, as a human. What will happen when he arrives? ROTSS AU.Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 1-30-08 - Published: 10-10-0755. Padmé Naberrie » reviewsBased on Jane Eyre. Padmé Naberrie, a young handmaiden with a painful past, finds herself working for a strange, compelling man: Anakin Skywalker. But Skywalker holds a deadly secret, one that could tear them apart and destroy them both. AniPadme AU.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,906 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-20-08 - Published: 9-4-07 - Padmé Amidala & Anakin S.56. His Father » reviewsWhen Batman rescues an abandoned baby, he and Diana decided to take care of him. But what will happen when they find out that the baby's father is none other than Batman's archenemy? AU.Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,771 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 1-17-08 - Published: 10-23-07 - Batman & Wonder Woman57. Alternate Reality » reviewsChristine's world is turned upside down when alternate versions of herself and Erik drop into her life. Can the alternate Christine convince her that she's making a mistake by choosing Raoul over Erik? EC, AU. 2004 moviebased.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,081 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 1-13-08 - Published: 8-27-07 - Christine & Erik58. Clumsy As She Goes reviewsJamie Bond is secret agent 00712. She wants to be a smooth, debonair assassin like her father, worldwide famous James Bond, but being the clumsiest person in the world can’t be helpful in that department.James Bond - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-2-0859. Revolution » reviewsA cry for aid. A nation in danger. A stranger haunted with a dark and sinister past. A quest to save a kingdom from complete destruction. Middle Earth itself is in grave jeopardy. Post WOTR. Dark AU.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-2-07 - Published: 11-30-07 - Eldarion & Aragorn60. Stars reviewsSue's always wanted to see the stars clearly. Maybe the Silver Surfer can help with that. Post ROTSS AU oneshot. Implied SueSilver Surfer pairing.Fantastic 4 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-8-07 - Complete61. Fanfiction reviewsAnakin tries his hand at writing fanfiction with humorous results. Also starring Obi Wan, Padme, the Council members, and Elan Sleazebaggano!Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-6-07 - Anakin S. & Padmé Amidala62. Confessions of a Bounty Hunter Wannabe » reviewsThese are the misadventures of a clumsy young woman trying to become one of the best bounty hunters the Star Wars galaxy has ever seen. Features our favorite heroes and villains from the Original Trilogy and EU.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 7-24-0763. Day of Honor reviewsWhat if the final conversation between Anakin and Luke had been a bit different? AU take on Anakin's death scene in ROTJ. Oneshot.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-19-07 - Anakin S. & Luke S. - Complete64. Unorthodox reviewsKyp Durron resorts to Han's tactics as he tries to persuade Jaina Solo that he is in love with her. Fluffy, fun oneshot. AU.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-26-07 - Han S. & Leia O. - Complete65. Across the Stars: A Cinderella Story » reviewsPadme Naberrie is a servant, once princess of Naboo, working under her cruel stepmother and stepsisters. When an invitation comes for a ball, she is determined to go. But she didn't plan on falling in love... Full summary inside. AU. COMPLETE!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 232 - Updated: 6-17-07 - Published: 6-14-06 - Padmé Amidala & Anakin S. - Complete66. Perfect reviewsThe Doctor gives Seven a painting lesson, and she learns that perfection is sometimes overrated. Featured on the Fanlib homepage!StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-16-07 - Seven of Nine & Chakotay - Complete67. Dare reviewsAayla Secura plays 'Truth or Dare' with the other Jedi women and gets more than she bargained for. KitAayla. AU.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-13-07 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete68. Deliciously Unexpected reviewsElizabeth wants freedom. Jack wants Elizabeth. It's complicated. JE oneshot.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-30-07 - Complete69. Shatterpoint » reviewsWhen Jason Kent is thrown back fourteen years into the past, he realizes that his parents have been keeping secrets from him. Joined by his best friend, Helena Wayne, and his siblings, he must also stop the new threat that arises against the Kent family.Superman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 5-29-07 - Published: 2-17-0770. 30 Years reviewsJaina Solo finds out more about her grandfather 30 years after his death in a mysterious Force vision. Rated T just to be safe.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-28-07 - Luke S. & Anakin S. - Complete71. Home reviewsA Jedi learns what it is to be home, and he is helped by an old friend and mentor. Oneshot.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-27-07 - Obi-Wan K. & Qui-Gon J. - Complete72. Shadows of Darkness reviewsLana muses on her marriage to Lex and her undoubtedly dark future.Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-27-07 - Lana L. - Complete73. Newlyweds reviewsAnakin and Padme go out to dinner for the first time as a married couple. Set between AOTC and ROTS. Fun, fluffy AniPadme.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-18-07 - Anakin S. & Padmé Amidala - Complete74. Stupid & Stupider: The Revenge of the Idiots » reviewsA parody of Revenge of the Sith. Anakin loves detonators and skateboards, Obi Wan's a space pirate, Soda's a Pepsiaholic, Scalpatine's a figurine collector, and Crabme is a neat freak.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 291 - Updated: 2-13-07 - Published: 11-6-05 - Obi-Wan K. & Anakin S. - Complete75. Born To Fly » reviewsSet after SR. Superman and Lois work on their rocky relationship, while she and Clark become closer. Will Lois learn to love both man and superhero, or will Richard, Lex Luthor, and a jealous coworker get in the way of their future? ON HIATUS!Superman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,800 - Reviews: 151 - Updated: 2-3-07 - Published: 7-21-0676. Late Night Escapade reviewsPadme awakens one night to find Anakin missing from the apartment. When he returns, his reasons for leaving are not what she expected.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-24-07 - Padmé Amidala & Anakin S. - Complete77. I Love You reviewsVader looks back on his past as Princess Leia declares her love for Captain Solo, and he finds that three little words can bother him more than he wants to admit.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-19-06 - Darth V. & Leia O. - Complete78. Legend of the Jedi X men: Attack of the Clones » reviewsSerena Naberrie is the cousin of Padme and a Jedi XMan. What happens when she journeys with her close friend, Obi Wan, to Kamino? Will Obi Wan break the code to be with her? And will Padme return Anakin's feelings? AU R&RStar Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,835 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 6-30-06 - Published: 12-12-05 - Obi-Wan K. & Anakin S. - Complete79. I Am Me: The Bonds of Trust » reviewsInterlude between I Am Me & the sequel. Elena Skywalker is being stalked by an unknown assassin. Everyone else is away on missions, so she turns to the only agent she trusts: Mr. Wrenga Jixton. AU Plz R&R!Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,599 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 5-7-06 - Published: 4-8-06 - Luke S. - Complete80. The King of the Ringssss, Precioussss! » reviewsA whacky and hilarous LOTR parody about Frodo and the rest of the gang. Read and enjoy their troubles, sorrows, and utter stupidity! Please R&R!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,635 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 5-6-06 - Published: 11-10-05 - Frodo B. & Aragorn - Complete81. Men Behind the Masks Part II: Manager and Captain reviewsSequel to Men Behind the Masks. What do Monsieur Firmin and Han Solo have in common? Well, we'll find out! Also starring Monsieur Andre and Chewie. POTO crossover.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-31-06 - Han S. & Chewbacca - Complete82. The Men Behind the Masks reviewsWhat do Darth Vader and the Phantom of the Opera have in common? Well, we'll find out! Also starring Padme, Christine, Raoul, and ObiWan. POTO crossover.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 3-28-06 - Darth V. & Padmé Amidala - Complete83. I Am Me: The Start of Suspicion reviewsInterlude between I Am Me and the sequel. Mara begins to think that Elena is hiding something important from her, and Elena finds a new mutant power in a comic book. Don't read if you haven't read the first one. AU Plz R&R!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-27-06 - Mara Jade - Complete84. I Am Me » reviewsElena Skywalker is the daughter of Anakin Skywalker, now Darth Vader. After he finds her, she must decide whether to join the Sith, or help redeem her father, standing by her triplet brother & sister, Luke & Leia, as a Jedi. AU Please R&R!Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 46,668 - Reviews: 272 - Updated: 3-24-06 - Published: 12-3-05 - Darth V. & Mara Jade - Complete85. Two Princes and A Pirate reviewsLeia has to decide who to marry for the better of the galaxy: Prince Xizor or Prince Isolder. But will she follow what the galaxy wants, or will she follow her own heart? HanLeia. Please R&R!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-23-06 - Leia O. & Han S. - Complete
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