likes: chocolate, opera, rock, techno, slingshot57, ZELDA, star wars, artemis fowl, harry potter, the color orange, fancy dresses, music, art, books, movies...
dislikes: tofu, frog legs,unfried clams, country music, poeple who have never heard of slingshot57, john kerry, barbie dolls/bratz dolls, preps...
age: 16
sex: female
Other random facts about me:
I'm a videogame freak. i'm afriad of spiders. i wish that i lived in Narnia (i will find it, i say!). i know how to say 'i'm a short orange toilet' in Japanese. i wish i could control the weather...ah, everyday would be a snowday... i hate grammar. i love to paint. i love to write (obviously).i play guitar & piano & i sing...wait for it...OPERA! i couldnt care less about politics, even if i am going to vote, or politicians. i think your tractor is sexy. i'm about 5''9'. i've got blackish-brown hair & brown eyes & caramel skin. i'm Puerto Rican. i think i'm ADD. i like to say 'squee!' (courtesy of Waffle on Catscratch) if only faeries were real...
Notes on my stuff:
~Elaina: yeah, yeah, i'm hopeless. thanks alot for the reviews. so far, all but two are very pretty. i love them, i say! keep it up.
~Cair Paravel: thanks for the reviews and such. it is told throught the eyes of Lucy.
~Savior: i'm a hard core Christian, so this is my ranting.
~Merry Christmas: it was Christmas, so i thought it deserved a little dedication.
~Life After Death: 2nd best KJ-52 song ever. the best is For the Ladies, #17 on "behind the musick". anyway, i was just, ya know, inspired.
~If God Only Knew: well, He does.
~Gone: angsty, i know. if you dont like LinkxMalon, get over it.
fave quotes:
"That is a thing called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies." ~Willy Wonka
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."~uh, some one i'm sure
"Do you think anyone has ever had three boobs?" ~Emily
"Oh, wait, ants don't have twelve legs." ~Faith
"But aren't there toilets in space?" ~Mariah
"Yeah, she says 'sorry' weird." "Well is she from Canada?" "Yeah she's from Wisconson." ~Bold print = my sister
"Never trust a strange man in a pink shirt."~Dan
"Woof woof, meow meow, go cows, yes." ~ my sister
"I don't understand why people clap their hands." ~my sister
"If there is a Mississippi, can't there be a Mr. Sippi?"~that Color Wonder commercial
"Nothing is impossible."~me
"I have a short attention--~gasp~ a llama!"~Alexa
"In case of rapture, my stories will no longer be posted/updated."~me
"One day, the ducks will rule!"~me
From Virgil's Grl: "When people in France cuss, do they say 'pardon my English'?"
"No soup for you."~Soup Nazis on Seinfeld
"Whachabooosheeboosheeboo! Who's a cute wittle kitty kat? You are, abooshetooboeshheboo!"~me
"If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?"~Andrew
"Hate is a four letter word. So is Carl."~ Andrew
"If practice makes perfect, and there is no such thing as perfect, why practice?" ~Andrew
"Debating is arguing with style." ~Kurtis' stepmom
"Only in America do they put Braille translations on drive-thru ATM machines." ~some email i got
"If 'con' means 'setback', is Congress the opposite of progress?" ~some email.
"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet."~Juliet (or Shakespeare)
"Why are the cute ones always so dumb?" ~Reno (Anything Goes)
"Why not English man join club and right wrong done for Plum Blossom?" ~Billy (Anything Goes)
"I say, anyone have hotpants for a game of shuffleboard?" ~Evelyn (Anything Goes)
"Oh my God! He gone! What we going to do? WHAT WE GOING TO DO?" ~John, gay Chinese drunk(Anything Goes)
"Well then, let it be war upon you both." The Phantom (Phantom of the Opera)
"I like to move it, move it..." King Julion (Madagascar)
"Where's your phone?" "My phone's at home." "Because it's LAME!" Verizon Wireless Commercial
"I'm sorry, sir, but I'm already married." Purser, played by the beautiful Ryan in our school musical (Anything Goes)
"But why is the rum gone?" Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribbean)
"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar." Squidward (Spongebob Squarepants)
"One, two, three, four, five, six, one, two..." Emily (The Exorsisim of Emily Rose)
"I was cursed with sex appeal. It's been my downfall." Erma (Anything Goes)
"Sometime ago, when I was visiting China, I met this girl named Plum Blossom of whom I became extremely fond, and we had this unpremeditated romp in the rice and I enjoyed it very much." Evelyn (Anything Goes)
"I'll get the girl. You get the dwarf." Ridley "Man, why do you always get the girl and I gotta get the dwarf? Ridley? Ridley!" Snails (Dungeons and Dragons)
"Am I gonna get pregnant? Because I can't get pregnant right now!" Jack (Bewitched)
"I might not love you, but Jesus does." ~me
"Just because I have to love you doesn't mean I have to like you." ~me
"A red sun rises in the east, blood has been spilt this night." Legolas (LOTR)
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." ~Patches O'Houlihan (Dodgeball)
"Jesus my Savior, help me with this one and I promise I will never cheat on my wife again with a black man." ~Brucey (Longest Yard)
"If you do not help us, we shall say...we shall say Ni!" ~King Arthur (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
"Have you ever noticed that newsanchors always have a concerned voice but constipated face when they tell of something tragic?" ~me
"There's like a buttload of gangs at this school. One gang kept wanting me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bowstaff." ~Napoleon Dynamite
"Napoleon, you're just jealous 'cause I have been chatting online with babes all day." Kip (Napoleon Dynamite)
"I am brilliant." ~Isis (Jak Frost) --one of my stories that came to me literally at about 3 in the morning.
"Welcome to FRRRIGHT NIIIIGGHHHTT!" ~Jerry (Fright Night)
"Actually, I'm quite fond of looking at crucifixes." ~Luis (Interview With the Vampire)
"Death by stereo." ~Sam (The Lost Boys)
"Great. The blood-sucking Brady bunch." ~Edgar (The Lost Boys)
"I assume I need no introduction." ~Lestat (Interview With the Vampire)
"Why aren't you seizing the boy?!" "I have a big head and little arms." ~Meet the Robinsons
"SQUEEEEEEEE!" ~Waffle (Catscratch)
"That's like me going to Hiroshima and going 'woo hoo!!'"~Mr. Aulenbach
"I help kids everyday but you don't see them making me a princess do you?" ~Mr. Aulenbach
"If your puppy pees on the floor and you hit it with a newspaper the first time, chances are he probably won't do it again. But if you let him pee on the floor for a year then hit him, he'll be like 'what the h did I do?'" ~Mr. Aulenbach
Great Jokes (told by Joel Osteen, TV evangelist):
"One day, this 80 year old guy went to the doctors for a check up. The next day the doc sees the old man with a very pretty 20 year old and smiling like he hadn't a care in the world. The doc says to him 'What in the world are you doing!' The old man answers 'I'm just doing what you said: Grab a hott mama and be cheerful.' 'That's not what I said!' replied doc. 'I said you have a heart murmur, be careful!'"
"Once upon a time, there were two guys; Frank and Earl. For 20 years they had been arguing about whether Jesus was black or white. Frank thought white, Earl thought black. So, coincidentally, they both died on the same day. They were both Christians so when they saw God, they said 'God, we need to see Jesus.' God already knew why. And just about that time, Jesus walks up and says 'Hola.'"
i have a lot more, i just cant think of them right now...
fave Bible verses:
"And He shalll wipe every tear from their eyes. He will dwell among them and there will be no more crying, death, or pain for the old order of things has passed away." Revelation 21:4
"Behold! for I am coming soon." i dont know where it's found...somewhere in Revelation.
"In the image of God, He created him; male and female he created them." Genisis 1:27
and i say: LINKxMALON FOREVER! ALL THOSE OF YOU WHO HATE LINKxMAOLN, why! I HATE LNIKxZELDA! IT'S OVER USED! GAH! AND WHAT IS UP WITH PETERxEDMUND! ORANGE! ok, i'm done with the crazy raging moment.
other ramblings:
God is real, Jesus is God in the flesh, and the Holy Spirit is God in...well...Spirit form, i guess you could say. Someday, Jesus is coming back, are you ready for Him? Praise Adonai! Other names for Jesus: Saviour, Hosanna, Messiah, King of kings, Lord of lords, Prince of Peace, Mighty God, Emmanuel, the Great I AM, Living God, Saving Grace, Ancient of Days, Alpha and Omega, Redeemer, Friend, Teacher, Adonai, Christ, Wonderful Counselor
other sites i'm a member of:
www.tombraiders.net/stella
www.zeldapower.com
www.slingshot57.com
www.dollzmania.com
www.christianguitar.org
www.battleon.com
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