"There is no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake.." - 'Still Alive' (Portal End Theme)

Name: The Liz

Age: 17

Height: Taller than short people, shorter than tall people.

Weight: Not enough to donate blood. X_x;

Location: Ohio ("All is strange and vague." I'll draw something for anyone who knows what this is from. XD)

Pirate or Ninja?: A pirate o'course, ye scallawag! If ye 'taught any diff'rent then it'd be the plank fer ya! ... I'll stop now.

Interests: Anime, webcomics, fanfiction, cartoons, music (Yuki Kajiura, Roisin Murphy, Emilie Autumn, Weezer, Rasputina, The Presets, Regina Spektor, Lemon Demon, random 80's music, etc.), and arrrr~t (>:F I lied.)

Some of my Favorite Moments in Fanfiction History:

“He was mucking about in my Ministry. You don’t muck about in my Ministry. You just don’t.” - (Scrimgeour ,"Comes Out of Darkness Morn" by Lightning on the Wave) I love this quote so much I made it into a lolcat.

"It was amazing that Ryoma already understood this; all evidence up until now suggested that the freshman had the social sensitivity of a brick." - ("The Probability of Dating" by Sinnatious) Which brings to mind a quote from Sam&Fuzzy; "Yes! Laugh! Laugh at the accuracy with which you have just been described!"

“You’re doing it again."
“What? What am I doing?”
“Going to the scary plant place.” - (Narcissa and Snape, "Draco's Boy" by empathic siren)

"Can’t be too rich, too thin, or the owner of too many silk nightshirts."
"I tell you I’m misunderstood and you ask for chocolate?"
"Poor people are crazy. I’m eccentric." - (Kurama, "The Langage of Flowers" by Madhumalati)

“If I find out you were lyin’ to me, the two o’ us are gonna have a talk. A very short talk. Possibly with bullets.” - (Mal, "That Gorram Fox" by Stories from AngelsFall)

"Pansy, reparo my Hair-Lock, won't you? I got that shit in Italy." - (Draco, "Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset" by Anthea Rose)

“Remember, Fawkes,” Dumbledore said authoritatively, and the phoenix looked at him beadily. “You're on the Order's side. Truth, justice, and the side of the Light.”

Fawkes turned to look at Harry.

“I know how to cook salmon.”

And the phoenix flew to Harry's shoulder, who cackled, swept his cloak around him evilly, and vanished in a blaze of fire with Fawkes. - ("Adrift in a World" by Miss Whiskers)

“Why is it when everyone thinks they’re on their death bed, they suddenly find Jesus?”

Jayne shrugged and replied, “Because that’s where he likes to hang out?” - ("Browncoat, Green Eyes" by nonjon)

“First, you all should realize that non-magical people are called muggles,” Mr. Universe said distastefully. “That’s what all of you are: muggles in your muggle world. Doesn’t that make you feel all fuzzy, cuddly, and completely insignificant, you muggling muggly muggles?” - ("Browncoat, Green Eyes" by nonjon)

“It spontaneously combusted,” River answered with a loud sigh. “We finally see signs of life and it spontaneously combusted.” - ("Browncoat, Green Eyes" by nonjon)

Tsuzuki turned to Hisoka, his violet eyes wide. "Hisoka! Did I imagine that, or did the scary lady just pinch out butts?"

"Don't talk to me while I'm suppressing traumatic memories." Hisoka said. - ("To Kill a Pervert" by Betula)

"I love these characters, really I do, and unfortunately, this is how I show my love...I kill them. And I kill them dead." - (JacksBoonie (formerly Sanskrit) about her story; "The Death of Echizen Ryoma")

"It's this sort of unnatural marriage between a bowl cut and something a deranged Gothic Lolita would think up." - (Hikaru about Akira's hair, from "My humble, unworthy self" by esama)

“Aw! How come you don’t like ninja?”

“I didn’t say I didn’t like them, I’m just trying to stay out of trouble, and ninja and trouble are synonymous in this country.”

“What’s synonymous?”

“It means the same thing.”

“The same thing as what?”

“If I buy you food, will you stop talking?”- (Dialogue between Naruto and Edward Elric in the crossover fanfiction, "The Truth Decays" by Marz1)

“It has the Roxas stamp of approval,” Axel sniffed. “What more do you need?”

“You have the Roxas stamp of approval. I’m thinking, next birthday, I’m buying Roxas some new stamps.” - (Axel and Hayner in "The Unfamiliar" by the.israel.project107)

The werewolf snorted. "Purebloods, can't hold their liquor."

"Oh?" Harry asked curiously. It was the first time he had heard that.

"It's the whole thing with blood stuff," Sirius explained seriously. "My old hag mum said that we're like fancy breed of… of… what was it… some sort of fancy animals anyway. So, we're like breed of fancy animals. You can't just feed any sort of crap to us. Because we're fancy animals." - ( "Master of Death" by esama)

"Feeling like this would be a mysterious and enigmatic moment to do so, he quickly mounted the stairs, leaving her standing there with her mouth open to respond. He almost laughed, but smothered it. Mysterious, enigmatic people did not ruin their parting lines by giggling." - ("The Wise One : Book Two" by UnexpectedInspiration)

"The stammer? He never had one before."

"I believe his experiences in the Balkans were stressful."

"The purple turban?"

"An amusing souvenir."

"The pervasive odor of garlic?"

"A lingering dread of vampires."

Snape drilled Dumbledore with a gimlet stare. "And what about the fact that not ten seconds after meeting him, Harry screamed with pain, clutched at his scar, and fainted?"

"Oh, dear." - (Snape and Dumbledore about Quirrel in "The Best Revenge" by Arsinoe de Blassenville)

“Well, Severus clearly differs from you, then. For one thing, he’s a Slytherin—” Lupin began.

“Oh please,” Harry said. “The hat tried to put me in Slytherin.”

Black gasped, horrified, and backed away from Harry.

“Hey,” Harry said, annoyed. “You tried to feed a classmate to a werewolf because he annoyed you, you don’t have room to talk.” - (Sirius getting bitch-slapped with logic by Harry in "Run that by me again?" by Sarah1281)

I like to think that I'm pretty good at spotting awesome fanfiction (probably because I read so much of it), so please check out the fics above and those listed in my favorites. Trust me, they're really great. xD I wish I could hug people from across the internet, that's how great!