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Poll: Since I'm going to be focusing on revising pretty much everything I've ever written in the coming months until it's positively sparkling, will you be re-reading old favorites as I repost them, or anxiously awaiting new goodies? Vote Now!
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since: 10-29-05, id: 922038, Profile Updated: 02-15-13
country: USA
Author has written 240 stories for Stargate: Atlantis, Lone Gunmen, Smallville, Stargate: SG-1, Batman, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Batman the Animated Series, Evil Dead/Army of Darkness, Reservoir Dogs, Kevin Smith, Batman, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Twilight Zone, Edgar Allan Poe, Harry Potter, City of Heroes, Burn Notice, Teen Titans, Xena: Warrior Princess, Misc. Comics, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Justice League, Superman, Hellboy, and Wizard of Oz.

After a very long hiatus, my triumphant return to the wonderful world of fanfic is currently underway. Why have I been gone, you ask? Well, I spent 2010 dealing with the very sudden death of my mother, 2011 being pregnant and much of 2012 struggling with severe Postpartum Depression, Postpartum OCD and Postpartum Anxiety. Oh, and doing various theatre festivals in North America. And moving between Alabama, Pennsylvania, Maryland and Delaware. And now there's a new baby in the equation. Seriously, is it any wonder my writing all but stopped?

With what little free time I have for writing, my first priority is going back over older works and giving them a good, thorough scrubbing. Most of them are in desperate need of it. So for the foreseeable future, expect old chapters to disappear and new ones to pop up in their places. Even some old stories will be disappearing (sorry!) in the near future. The going will be slow, but at least it will be going. I'm also picking at in-progress stories at a snail's pace, including those that have seemingly been abandoned for years.

On reviews/faves/alerts/PMs etc.: I try to answer as many reviews and PMs as I possibly can and send thank you notes to everyone who favorites or adds me or my stories to their alert lists, but sometimes they just get away from me. I often only have time to glance at my e-mail, grin stupidly at someone's wonderful comment and then get eaten by real life again. I try to set aside a day once every month or two to catch up, but I am perpetually behind. Please don't be discouraged if I don't get the chance to respond to you right away or if I completely space and forget to answer entirely: I read and cherish every review, favorite and alert and greatly appreciate you taking the time to tell me what you think of my writing, whether it's through a critical review, a gushing "More please!" or just clicking the little add-to-favorites button. :)

Are you wondering where the CATverse site went? It still exists, just with a different domain name! Just visit http://www.freewebs.com/catverse

PLEASE NOTE: Currently, all of my stories are undergoing an overhaul. I'm taking the opportunity to edit out problematic things along the way that I didn't realize were there. Language that is even remotely misogynist, transphobic, homophobic, whorephobic, ableist, racist, victim blaming, slut shaming, rape culture-y, or otherwise offensive is slated to be edited out as I find the time to tackle stories one by one. These attitudes are so pervasive that I didn't realize that I was inadvertently parroting and re-enforcing them with latent phrases (though that's certainly no excuse), and I don't want them to be there because they can hurt people. Additionally, trigger warnings will be added where appropriate, because very small amounts of problematic content may remain for story/characterization based reasons, though I'm doing my best to cut out as much as I possibly can. Due to the sheer size of my body of work, please be patient during the revision process, especially in the CATverse. Troublesome things may be there currently, but they won't be forever, you have my solemn oath.

This trigger warning stands for the whole CATverse series at least until such time as editing is complete:

The CATverse is not a series about nice people, and it is not about good people. These characters all, to some degree, lack what would be considered normal empathy. There will be violence, some of it done to people who do not deserve it and/or can't fight back. There may, very rarely, be harm to children. There is very little sex; most of that happens off-screen, and none of it is graphic, but kinky themes may occasionally be mentioned. There is absolutely no rape, but there will be actions and attitudes that approach it. (Once again, I apologize for not providing better context for such scenes.) There are some discussions of mental illness and abuse, often drawn from the authors' personal experience, which may be triggering but which we hope at least will be accurate. And everybody's favorite misanthrope will display some misogynistic/slut shaming attitudes, more so toward the beginning of the series.

Besides that, the CATverse is a comedy series, but it's black comedy more often than not. Please be warned.


1. Transference » reviews
Long before she wears greasepaint and he puts on sackcloth, the lives of Harleen Quinzel and Jonathan Crane overlap at Gotham University. There, they play the roles of student and teacher...among other things.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,875 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 5-12-13 - Published: 2-2-13 - Harley Quinn & Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
2. Reckless reviews
Every hero eventually meets his match. Batman's got Catwoman, Superman has Lois Lane and Hal "Highball" Jordan has...Roxy Rocket. Oh God.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-4-13 - Complete
3. The Mobius Strip reviews
The end comes. It is just as the beginning.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-31-13 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
4. Solo reviews
Stephanie Brown stumbles into a case with few leads. With Tim off doing the Batman and Robin thing, she's running short on allies. Looks like she's going to have to solve this one on her own. Well...mostly.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-30-13 - Stephanie B. & Poison Ivy - Complete
5. God Rest Ye Merry Gentle Crooks reviews
Batgirl, Killer Croc and some Christmas spirit, Gotham style.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-29-13 - Cassandra C. & Killer Croc - Complete
6. The Razor's Edge reviews
Mr. Zsasz's darkest desires lead him away from Gotham, where he gets much more than he ever bargained for. As the old saying goes, "Be careful what you wish for..."
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-3-12 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
7. Hot for Teacher reviews
Professor Jonathan Crane, finals week and a student with some very wrongheaded ideas about what "extra credit" means.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-30-12 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
8. Loose Cars, Fast Women reviews
Roxy Rocket is loose on the streets of Keystone City. God help us all.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-30-12 - Complete
9. While the Iron is Hot reviews
Alone time in Arkham is scarce. Riddler/Scarecrow slash.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-29-12 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow & Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
10. All Bad Girls Go to Arkham » reviews
*CAT* Surely you didn't think that three intrepid henchgirls could avoid the long arm of the law forever, did you? Oh, you naive thing, you...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,586 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 10-13-12 - Published: 10-30-08
11. Puppy Love reviews
*CAT* Little girls sometimes have...odd whims.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-24-12 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
12. Let Them Eat Cake reviews
*CAT* Edward Nygma is a man on a mission. A mission...for cake.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-24-12 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
13. The Masochism Tango reviews
Circumstance makes for strange bedfellows. It makes for even stranger dance partners.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-20-12 - Poison Ivy & Johnathan C./Scarecrow
14. Companionable Silence reviews
Roxy Rocket is a loudmouth. Her prison cellmate is...not. Oh well. At least opposites attract.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-20-12 - Complete
15. Til it's Gone reviews
Four times Harvey Dent remembered, and one time he didn't.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-16-12 - Two-Face - Complete
16. Last Respects reviews
The Joker mourns a friend. Wait a second. That doesn't sound right. He what?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-15-12 - The Joker & Oswald C./Penguin - Complete
17. Day in the Life reviews
Mercy Graves, on and off the clock.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-15-12 - Complete
18. Ironies reviews
A discomfitting portrait of Mary Keeny, the woman who raised Jonathan Crane to be a monster. You know her. Stern. Unforgiving. Self-righteous. Abusive. But ultimately, human.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-14-12 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
19. Before a Fall reviews
Once upon a time, Talia al Ghul made her father proud. It was not as he intended.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-13-12 - Talia al Ghul & Ra's al Ghul - Complete
20. Night, When the Veil is Thin reviews
For a man who makes his living terrifying people, Jonathan Crane does not mix well with Halloween.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-11-12 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
21. Evening Primrose reviews
What do you get for the six hundred year old eco-terrorist who has everything? Talia al Ghul tries to find out and gets more than she bargained for.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-11-12 - Talia al Ghul & Killer Croc - Complete
22. Shark Bait reviews
Supervillains should never, ever get their hands on ancient evil texts. We should know this by now.
Crossover - Batman & Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-11-12 - Complete
23. And Your Little Dog, Too reviews
There are places even more far removed from Kansas than Oz. Gotham City, for example.
Crossover - Batman & Wizard of Oz - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-10-12 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow & Dorothy G. - Complete
24. Mythstaken Identity reviews
It's hard enough trying to take down Giganta without being interrupted by one of Batman's foes. Really, it is.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-10-12 - Bruce W./Batman & Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
25. Meek reviews
Even in the life of bullied, downtrodden young Jonathan Crane, there is occasional respite.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-10-12 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
26. Feat of Clay reviews
Harley Quinn: Accomplished psychiatrist, henchgirl extraordinaire...last minute babysitter? Well sure. Why not?
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-10-12 - Harley Quinn & Clayface - Complete
27. On the Mend reviews
Bane is very good at breaking things, but he is also very good at fixing them...in his way.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-10-12 - Bane - Complete
28. Blossoms and Bells reviews
Gotham harbors many secrets and urban legends. Robinson Park is home to one of them.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-7-12 - Poison Ivy & Harley Quinn - Complete
29. An Ahnvee reviews
An ahnvee: a Cajun-French expression meaning "a longing or hunger."
Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-6-12 - Killer Croc - Complete
30. Nothing in Common reviews
A reformed supervillain and speed dating. I'm sure nothing will go wrong, right?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-5-12 - Complete
31. Making Friends reviews
When Harley discovers The Other Woman lurking in the Joker's past, she does something...unexpected.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-4-12 - Cassandra C. & Harley Quinn - Complete
32. Ladies Night reviews
*CAT* Renee Montoya and a night to try and forget.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-4-12 - Poison Ivy & Harley Quinn - Complete
33. Buddies reviews
"Make new friends, but keep the old; Those are silver, these are gold." Now, if only Killer Moth had friends...
Batman - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-2-12 - Drury W./Killer Moth & Killer Croc - Complete
34. A Shoulder to Cry On reviews
The Scarecrow isn't exactly great at comforting a woman in need. Lucky for him, Harley doesn't seem to notice.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-2-12 - Harley Quinn & Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
35. First reviews
Jonathan Crane's very first kiss went about as well as anyone could have expected. Scarecrow/OC.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-1-12 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
36. Cause of Death: Bad Pun reviews
The Joker knows everyone's secrets.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-1-12 - The Joker - Complete
37. The Incident reviews
There are some cases that Batman especially doesn't like to talk about.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-1-12 - Drury W./Killer Moth & Bruce W./Batman - Complete
38. Jinxed reviews
On the cusp of what promises to be his greatest success, Harvey Dent gets a surprise. Harvey/Gilda.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-31-12 - Two-Face - Complete
39. Commiseration reviews
Batman is dead. Reactions to the news from the rogues gallery are not quite what you might expect. Riddler/Batman, if you squint.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-31-12 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow & Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
40. Misdirection reviews
Just another night of Batman trying to keep Catwoman out of trouble, and out of other people's stuff.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-31-12 - Bruce W./Batman & Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
41. Bitter Fruits reviews
Jonathan Crane doesn't have many happy childhood memories...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-31-12 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
42. Matched Sets reviews
Two-Face has an affinity for things that come in twos, especially girls.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-30-12 - Two-Face - Complete
43. To the Flame reviews
Young women fall for criminals from afar all the time. Falling for Killer Moth? A little less common and a lot more dangerous. For him, that is.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-30-12 - Drury W./Killer Moth - Complete
44. Strangers in the Night reviews
Jonathan Crane, Hugo Strange and absolutely no love in an elevator.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-30-12 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
45. Liquid Gold
No man stands even a ghost of a chance at burgling the Penguin's liquor supply...unless he's actually a ghost.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Published: 3-30-12 - Oswald C./Penguin - Complete
46. Fear, No Loathing
"There was every reason to believe I was heading for trouble, that I'd pushed my luck a bit far. I'd abused every rule Vegas lived by: burning the locals, abusing the tourists, terrifying the help." *Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas crossover*
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Published: 3-30-12 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
47. Greecey Spoon reviews
The customer is always right, even when he's Maxie Zeus.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-29-12 - Complete
48. The First Dance reviews
Before they became the evening news, they were people. Victor/Nora.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-29-12 - Nora F. & Mr. Freeze - Complete
49. Chained Lukewarmth reviews
Escaping from the clutches of the authorities while handcuffed to Edward Nygma wasn't quite was Jonathan Crane had in mind...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-29-12 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow & Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
50. Challenge
A meeting of the minds? Hardly.
Crossover - Batman & Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Published: 3-29-12 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
51. Good Samaritan reviews
In Gotham, sometimes help comes from the most unlikely of sources...
Batman - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-29-12 - Killer Croc - Complete
52. Flip reviews
Harvey Dent is not the best of roommates, as Jonathan Crane can easily attest.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-29-12 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow & Two-Face - Complete
53. Fork in the Road » reviews
*CAT* Choices are the hinges upon which destiny hangs, or so says a noted Greek philosopher. Wonder what Mr. Mxyzptlk has to say on the matter?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,157 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-13-12 - Published: 1-16-10 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow
54. Waking reviews
Rodney McKay is not an easy man to live with, but...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-28-12 - Published: 12-7-10 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete
55. And Neither Am I » reviews
McKay tries to convince himself that he's not falling for Cadman, and fails just as miserably. *Companion to "I'm Not!"* REVISED!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,420 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 1-28-12 - Published: 6-15-06 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete
56. I'm Not! » reviews
Cadman tries to convince herself that she's not falling for McKay...and fails miserably. McKadman. Winner of two Isis Awards. REVISED!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,429 - Reviews: 106 - Updated: 1-13-12 - Published: 6-12-06 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete
57. Grudge » reviews
*CAT* "In ceremonies of the horsemen, even the pawn must hold a grudge."
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,841 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-11-12 - Published: 6-24-09 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow & Edward N./The Riddler
58. Daddy's Girls reviews
Young women are disappearing all over Gotham. Barbara Gordon is about to find out where they're going...whether she wants to or not.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-18-11 - Barbara G.
59. To Sir, With Scorn reviews
A brief snapshot: A stubborn student, her stubborn teacher, and the bruises they inflict on each other.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-7-10 - Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
60. Season Of The Witch reviews
*CAT* Never anger a hoodoo woman. Not even if you're the Scarecrow. *REVISED*
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-11-10 - Published: 8-7-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
61. Girls on Film reviews
*CAT* She caught the Katy and left me a mule to ride.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-10-10 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
62. Planes, Trains and Automobiles » reviews
*CAT* What's a typical day out and about with three henchgirls like? Well...
Crossover - Batman & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,785 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 4-22-10 - Published: 12-4-09 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow & John S./Green Lantern - Complete
63. Bookends reviews
No matter how hard he tries, Jonathan Crane just can't seem to alienate everyone.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-7-10 - Edward N./The Riddler & Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
64. I Won't Dance, Don't Ask Me reviews
*CAT* If I had a dollar for every time I got chased across Wayne Manor's grounds in a ballgown...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-25-09 - Richard G./Nightwing
65. Nine Lives reviews
*CAT* There are worse ways to pass thirty-six hours in Gotham City, right? Right? Come on, there've gotta be…
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,514 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-25-09 - Selina K./Catwoman & Harvey B.
66. A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Atlantic City reviews
No good deed goes unpunished. Not even the ones you don't actually go through with.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-25-09 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter & Bruce W./Batman - Complete
67. Fille de Joie reviews
Everyone in Gotham has a story. Yes, even you. *REVISED*
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-30-09 - Published: 3-21-09 - Complete
68. Mi Familia » reviews
*CAT* It's funny how something as innocent as Dean Martin could lead to...this.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-24-09 - Published: 3-2-09 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow
69. Someone Noticed » reviews
When the expedition to Atlantis began, several of the world's greatest minds were taken along for the ride. You're telling me that no one on Earth noticed their absence? I'd like to think as a species we're slightly more observant than that. SGA/Lone Gunmen
Crossover - Lone Gunmen & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 45,060 - Reviews: 294 - Updated: 6-24-09 - Published: 7-5-06
70. Unhappily Ever After » reviews
*CAT* Holonovels. Sounds like a good idea, doesn't it? Um...yeah, NOT.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,809 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 4-8-09 - Published: 3-21-08 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
71. Chance reviews
So is this murder or suicide?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-8-09 - Two-Face & Bruce W./Batman
72. Gemini reviews
Funny how these things work out, ain't it, Detective?
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-4-09 - Harvey B.
73. Beginnings » reviews
No one knew what happened to Harley Quinn after the Joker was killed...until now, that is. *revised*
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,956 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 3-29-09 - Published: 10-18-06 - Harley Q. & Bruce W. - Complete
74. Columbine » reviews
When Harley disappears, she leaves space at the Joker's right hand that's just begging to be filled by a young, pretty, capable woman...the only problem is, Harley's not quite ready to give up her post. *revised*
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,059 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 3-29-09 - Published: 6-14-07 - The Joker & Harley Quinn - Complete
75. Meow Mix reviews
*CAT* Places to avoid in Gotham: Dark alleys. Dark alleys. Dark alleys. Research laboratories...wait, what? *REVISED*
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 8-7-07 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
76. Riddle Me This reviews
*CAT* And THIS is why telephones and the answering thereof is bad. *REVISED*
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 8-7-07 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
77. Play it Again, Sam reviews
*CAT* This looks like the start of a beautiful friendship, doesn't it?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-5-09 - Complete
78. Hungarian Rhapsody » reviews
CAT Nothing in Gotham ever turns out normal. Not even an innocent little thing like a horror film festival.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 11-3-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
79. Somebody Snitched On Me reviews
*CAT* I broke my pipe on Nightwing's head, somebody snitched on me...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-27-09 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow & Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
80. Of the Essence » reviews
William Faulkner once said "Time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life." The Clock King learns this lesson the hard way, thanks to a twist of fate and a watchmaker's granddaughter.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,745 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 12-10-08 - Published: 10-29-08 - Complete
81. Baby's First Heist reviews
*CAT* And here's her birth certificate. A picture of her favorite toy, her baby shoes and, of course, her first security camera footage...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-30-08 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
82. Sack Cloth And Chicken Soup » reviews
Because someone out there needs to be feeding Jonathan Crane...*Revised*
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 11-29-08 - Published: 12-19-06 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
83. Dirty Laundry reviews
*CAT* Some secrets should be paraded in public. Some should just stay...in your pants.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-24-08 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
84. Karma reviews
You know, that waiter at Jack Rabbit Slim's...he looked awfully familiar...almost eerily so.
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-23-08 - Complete
85. In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning reviews
*CAT* The past and present wilt-I have fill'd them, emptied them. And proceed to fill my next fold of the future.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-20-08 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
86. The Scare reviews
*CAT* Believe it or not, there are things far scarier than waking the Scarecrow at four in the morning.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-17-08 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
87. Spectre reviews
*The Cask of Amontillado* Even gruesome happy endings don't get to last for Montesor.
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-31-08 - Complete
88. Turnabout Intruder reviews
*CAT* The worst sort of intruder is the one you willingly allow inside. Oh, and the one that busts down the front door...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-26-08 - Richard G./Nightwing & Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
89. Phantom Wise reviews
The best laid plans of dormice and Hatters may often go astray.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-22-08 - Mad Hatter & Alice P. - Complete
90. Aftermath reviews
Fiona needs him to be a Kleenex? Then by God, he'll be a Kleenex. He'll be the best damn Kleenex there ever was.
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-22-08 - Complete
91. Social Butterfly With Fangs reviews
Jervis put the kettle on, kettle on, kettle on, Jervis, do put the kettle on, Jonathan Crane needs tea.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 7-22-08 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter & Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
92. Rainy Day Sun
*ArchEnemies* It's raining, it's pouring, the hero's got pneumonia. Just another day in the life for Vincent Darko and Ethan Baxter.
Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Published: 7-22-08 - Complete
93. Paper Hearts reviews
Decades after the heyday of villainy and still, there's no such thing as happily ever after.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-22-08 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
94. General For Free » reviews
It appears Samantha Carter will never learn her lesson when it comes to formal occasions and the problems that are found therein. Sequel to Astrophysicist For Rent
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,414 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 6-20-08 - Published: 10-19-07 - S. Carter - Complete
95. The Plot Bunnies Strike Back: The Angora Strain » reviews
They're back. They're pissed off. They're Plot Bunnies and they still won't be denied!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 25,946 - Reviews: 211 - Updated: 6-20-08 - Published: 12-4-06 - Rodney M.
96. Big Red and the Big Bad reviews
There's a very good reason why Spike dislikes Prague...because things like THIS keep happening there.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-20-08 - Spike & Hellboy - Complete
97. Don't Make Me Axe You Again » reviews
*CAT* There are certain people you shouldn't upset. People with axes are up there on the top of the list.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 8-20-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
98. My First Year At Hogwarts: Or, How Not To Write » reviews
How does one go from MarySuethor to award winning author? Lots of practice...and making lots of mistakes. Behold, the horrible early writing fumblings of BiteMeTechie. Your basic Mary Sue tale with a couple of razor sharp learning curves along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 146,785 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 6-11-07 - Draco M. & Harry P.
99. The Abandoned » reviews
[Spin off from end of season 3] Atlantis has been uprooted and moved, throwing everything into turmoil for its inhabitants, but they aren't the only ones affected. Two teams off world missed their check in and have dialed home to find...there's no answer.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,146 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 11-24-07
100. Kiss and Tell reviews
*CAT* There are some things that you just don't blurt out.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-11-08 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
101. Heartburn reviews
*CAT* This was the sort of thing that an antacid just wouldn't cure. Dammit.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-7-08 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
102. Sugar Shock reviews
*CAT* Reason number 145 why you never go into a henchgirl's room without supervision...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-7-08 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
103. Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea reviews
[CAT] The boy said My name's Johnny and it might be a sin, but I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret, 'cause I'm the best there's ever been. Wait...since when are we in Georgia?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-8-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
104. Kitten's First Word reviews
[CAT] Irony, irony, it's her favorite word.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-6-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
105. The Ride reviews
[CAT] Never talk to strangers. More importantly, never get into their car.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-5-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
106. I Get a Kick Out of You reviews
[CAT] They say curiosity killed the cat. For Jonathan Crane, it's more of an embarassing inconvenience.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-28-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
107. Hail to the King, Baby reviews
[CAT] What happens in Atlantic City comes back to bite you in Vegas.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-26-07 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
108. Friend reviews
Gather round, children...once upon a time, Joxer got drunk enough to gather the nerve to tell Gabrielle he loved her...and it all went wrong.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-22-07 - Joxer & Gabrielle - Complete
109. Epitaph reviews
[Season Six] When flesh is gone and even the bones have turned to dust, all we leave are simple slabs of stone with parting words etched on them...but those words aren't always accurate.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-21-07 - Buffy S. - Complete
110. Creeping Craving reviews
[Tag for Spellbound] Raven knows she should fight it...that book has brought nothing but trouble since the moment she started reading it...but somehow, she still finds herself drawn.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-21-07 - Raven & Malchior - Complete
111. Chasing Bliss reviews
[Spuffy: Season Six] It isn't right, it isn't real but it's there, and that's what counts.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-21-07 - Buffy S. & Spike - Complete
112. Of Debts and Debt Collections reviews
[CAT] Today is the worst day of the rest of your life...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-19-07 - Two-Face & Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
113. Early Retirement reviews
[CAT] Everybody gets old. Not everybody stays that way.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-16-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
114. From The Files Of The Plot Bunny Busters » reviews
The Anti Plot Bunny Agents are off on their first missions through the fandoms. A companion to the parody piece 'When Plot Bunnies Attack'
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 60,451 - Reviews: 235 - Updated: 11-15-07 - Published: 8-14-06 - Complete
115. Power Trip reviews
Never ever, ever let Beast Boy pick what game to play when you're bored. It'll end badly. Especially for him.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-11-07 - Beast Boy & Raven - Complete
116. My Bloody Valentine reviews
[Post NFA] And sometimes, they almost cross paths...but only almost.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-7-07 - Buffy S. & Spike - Complete
117. Making Up For Lost Time reviews
[CAT] It's only funny until your henchgirls poke each other in the eye. Then it's called sweet, sweet revenge.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-3-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
118. Rubbing Off reviews
[CAT] You know what they say about bad influences spoiling useful habits...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-2-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
119. Car Trouble reviews
[CAT] In which an old friend dies and a new one is brought into the fold. No, it's not what you think.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-2-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
120. Danger: Satedan at Play reviews
Just whose bright idea was it to introduce the runner to video games, anyways? Why, Colonel Sheppard's, of course.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-28-07 - John S. & Ronon D. - Complete
121. The Duh Factor reviews
Rodney really needs to learn to follow the instructions...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-26-07 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete
122. Midnight Confessional reviews
[CAT] Funeral homes, laundromats and now, churches. Is there nowhere safe in Gotham anymore?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-23-07 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
123. Hurty McHurtHurt reviews
[CAT] A heist. Some hurting. Some begging for mercy. Some hurting of he who hurt the master, and a movie!
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-23-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
124. Masque reviews
[CAT] In which Bruce Wayne throws a ball and Julius Caesar has a nice friendly chat with a peacock under a banquet table.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-22-07 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
125. Sui Caedere reviews
By definition, martyrs die and their greatest loves are left behind. These are always left with questions, questions that are never simple, and answers that are harder still. [Post The Gift]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-21-07 - Dawn S. & Spike - Complete
126. Stormy Weather reviews
Rain drops! Drizzle drops! Why can't we all just get along?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-20-07 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete
127. To Trade Quips With a Q reviews
In which there is no fourth wall between universes and Rodney McKay meets his match. [Star Trek crossover. Sorta.]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-16-07 - Rodney M. - Complete
128. There's Got to Be a Morning After reviews
Bed, check. Pillow, check. Astrophysicist in bed on pillow, check and check. Blonde marine...blonde marine? BLONDE MARINE?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-16-07 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete
129. Obsession reviews
When Rodney gets in over his head with a female, he really gets in over his head.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-16-07 - Rodney M. - Complete
130. No More Coffee reviews
There are few things that could be as much of a shock to the system as caffeine deprivation, especially for Rodney McKay. Yet, Elizabeth Weir seems to have found something that fits the bill.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-16-07 - Elizabeth W. & Rodney M. - Complete
131. Mistletoe Can Be Deadly If You Eat It reviews
Holidays are always hard. Rodney McKay just seems to delight in making them harder. Luckily, another staff member can match him, blow for verbal blow...and then some. [McWinter]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-16-07 - Rodney M. - Complete
132. Deception of the Leathery Kind reviews
There are worse ways to get off a hostile planet. There must be.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-16-07 - Teyla E. & Rodney M. - Complete
133. Girlish Giggling and Goosing reviews
Never take the funny colored liquid from the natives. Have we learned nothing?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-16-07 - Teyla E. & Rodney M. - Complete
134. Beware of Money Back Guarantees reviews
Snakeoil salesmen are still around, except now they're selling...instant tanning lotion?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-16-07 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete
135. Hop With the Geek Set reviews
There is nothing quite so exasperating as trying to explain the finer points of comic books to an alien.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 10-15-07 - Rodney M. & Teyla E. - Complete
136. Malice Domestic reviews
[CAT] Love and marriage, love and marriage, go together like...peanut butter and saur kraut.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-15-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow & Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
137. Return To 1428 » reviews
After all these years, it's time to get some closure...and revenge...revenge would be good too. Sequel To 'The 1428 Diaries'
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,157 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 4-1-07 - Complete
138. War Games reviews
[CAT] Of course you realize, this means war...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-15-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
139. Payback reviews
[CAT] Revenge is a dish best served when the victim is least expecting it...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-15-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
140. Short Circuit reviews
[CAT]There's a good reason why nobody ever hugs Mister Freeze.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-15-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
141. Tourist Trap reviews
[CAT] And why is it that Gotham has so many tourists again?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-15-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
142. Uncle Squishy's Sunshine Hour reviews
[CAT] Sometimes he wondered how these things happened. Other times, he just contemplated the demise of those at fault.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-13-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
143. A Sense Of Propriety reviews
[CAT] There may be no such thing as honor among rogues, or common decency, but there is common courtesy. Usually. Sometimes...okay, occasionally.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-31-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow & Oswald C./Penguin - Complete
144. Remembrances » reviews
Willow wants nothing more than to forget...but she can't. Neither can Spike. At least, not without her help. The only trouble is, he doesn't want her help.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-26-07 - Published: 8-5-07 - Willow R. & Spike - Complete
145. Quantum Similarities reviews
They say that if you put two people on opposite sides of the world and they share enough similarities, they will find each other, despite the odds. Carson is about to find out that this rule applies not only to planet Earth, but to the universe at large.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-26-07 - Carson B. - Complete
146. Ace Of Spades reviews
[CAT] In which there is a chase, Batman gets beaned, and the Scarecrow finally gets the last laugh.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-24-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow & Bruce W./Batman - Complete
147. Retribution!: Revisited » reviews
Everyone's favorite borderline homicidal physicist is back and ready for action. A sequel to the tale 'Retribution'
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 16,282 - Reviews: 175 - Updated: 8-21-07 - Published: 10-10-06 - Rodney M. - Complete
148. Crossword Compulsions And Coffee Conundrums » reviews
Ever wondered how you could possibly find yourself indebted to the Riddler? It's easier than you might think...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 8-17-07 - Published: 12-22-06 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
149. Don't Try This At Home reviews
We're NOT what you would call experts.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-13-07 - John S. & Ronon D. - Complete
150. A Man's Blanket Is His Fort reviews
Rodney McKay is a man on a mission and he will not be defeated! Mostly. Probably. Perhaps. Well, he didn't want the stupid thing back anyway!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-13-07 - Rodney M. - Complete
151. Visions Of Philosophy As Seen Through A Lava Lamp reviews
Sometimes you don't need complex, mind bending explanations and big words to make things clear. Sometimes, you just need...a lava lamp.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-13-07 - Rodney M. & Teyla E. - Complete
152. Atlantistastic! » reviews
In the tradition of Snarktastic, I come bearing Atlantis themed one shots and drabbles. Every genre, every pairing, every character. Request it and I'll write it!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 6-12-07
153. Pretend reviews
It's nothing more than a play of shadows. A lie painted in dark and light of his own creation...better than the truth and kinder than reality, but still all just pretend. [Post The Gift]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-9-07 - Spike & Buffy S. - Complete
154. Sing Sweet Nightingale reviews
There's a reason why Oswald Cobblepot stopped frequenting the opera...
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-7-07 - O. Cobblepot/Penguin - Complete
155. Astrophysicist For Rent » reviews
Samantha Carter and the words 'Formal Occasion' don't belong in the same sentence. Why? Because disaster is never far behind. [Sequel to Colonel For Sale]
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,707 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 8-5-07 - Published: 6-12-07 - S. Carter - Complete
156. Caught In The Draft reviews
[CAT] How do you avoid an unwanted stint in the military? The Scarecrow is about to find out one of the most unorthodox methods.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-31-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
157. Off Limits reviews
[Burn Notice] There are just some lines that you don't cross.
Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-31-07 - Complete
158. Stars And Spangles reviews
[CAT] Paying attention to what day it is can be very important...especially if there's explosives traditionally deployed on said day.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-31-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
159. Defamation Of Character » reviews
[CAT] I will not print lies about Gotham's villains. I will not print lies about Gotham's villains. I will not print...well, okay, maybe just this once...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-31-07 - Published: 7-11-07 - The Joker & Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
160. Complimentary » reviews
You don't know what you've got till it's gone, ain't that how the sayin' goes?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-29-07 - Published: 5-20-07 - Spike & Dawn S. - Complete
161. Beware Those You Offend reviews
Someone wants to assassinate Rodney McKay...and it looks like they might succeed.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-22-07 - Rodney M. - Complete
162. Domesticity » reviews
[CAT] Dirty clothes. Fabric softener. Detergent. Stalkers. Now everyone sing along. One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-20-07 - Published: 7-17-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
163. Hitch reviews
[CAT] Never before had he relied on the kindness of strangers...and after today? Never, ever again.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-20-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
164. Eye Of The Beholder reviews
It's all a matter of perspective, isn't it?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-19-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow & Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
165. Just A Matter Of Time »
Another in a long line of Suethor stories dug up and posted for posterity's sake. Not bad, in comparison to having your arm ripped off by a disgruntled bull. Beware the time travel! Sues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,155 - Updated: 7-3-07 - Published: 6-12-07 - Severus S.
166. Smash Success » reviews
[CAT] Certain things should never see the light of day. A henchgirl's uncensored thoughts on Earth's heroes and villains is just...one of those things.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-3-07 - Published: 6-4-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
167. Pessimists Are Rarely Disappointed reviews
Not every hero in Paragon wants to be one, you know. Do the words victim of circumstance ring any bells?
City of Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-29-07 - Complete
168. Vacation Slides: Culture Shock reviews
[CAT] Never ask a villain what did you do with your vacation?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-21-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
169. The Unemployment Scam » reviews
*CAT* What are three out of work henchgirls supposed to do to support themselves now that the world thinks they're dead and gone?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-18-07 - Published: 4-1-07 - Complete
170. The Return » reviews
[Warning: Old fic] When Morris Fletcher approaches an old ally of the Gunmen to inform her that they're still alive, her entire universe is turned on its head.
Lone Gunmen - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-14-07
171. A Marriage Of Inconvenience » reviews
From the bowels of my hard drive, I give you a SnapeOCDracoOC horror, written in response to the marriage law challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-12-07
172. Year Of The Snake reviews
[CAT] In all fairness, it might have been more fitting if they'd returned in the year of the tiger...but beggars can't be choosers, you know.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-4-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
173. I'm Thankful For reviews
*CAT* One man's felony is another man's heartfelt gift.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-27-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
174. Moonlit Melody reviews
Music can bring two virtual strangers all that much closer together.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-20-07 - Rodney M. & Teyla E. - Complete
175. But For The Sake Of Amontillado reviews
A fool and his life are soon parted, as Fortunato is unfortunate enough to discover.
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-20-07 - Complete
176. Bury Me Deep reviews
*CAT* Jonathan Crane had never been very fond of mortuaries and this experience would do little to change his opinion.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-10-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
177. If reviews
Of all the questions in the world, Laura Cadman's least favorite is 'What if'
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-1-07 - Laura C. & Carson B. - Complete
178. Quid Pro Quo reviews
Getting mad might be good, but getting even is better.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-1-07 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete
179. Luck Of The Irish reviews
*CAT* It certainly wasn't the worst plan they'd ever devised, but it came awfully close...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-25-07 - Complete
180. Shattered Light reviews
Better to have loved and lost...at least, that's what they say...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-25-07 - Rodney M. & Teyla E. - Complete
181. A Mathematical Impossibility reviews
Impossible? In the Pegasus Galaxy? What's that?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 4-25-07 - John S. & Elizabeth W. - Complete
182. Snarktastic » reviews
A series of McKay centric drabbles and one shots. Every pairing, every genre, request it and I'll write it!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 221 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 12-10-06 - Rodney M. - Complete
183. After The Fact » reviews
Ash looks back on his adventures from the safest vantage point humanly possible...or is it?
Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,711 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 10-21-06 - Complete
184. Bad Moon Rising » reviews
There is a maddening itch beneath her skin and Teyla just can't reach it. It is the sign of great and terrible changes on the horizon.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,944 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 10-28-06 - Teyla E. - Complete
185. Charity Begins At Home reviews
*CAT* He'd die before he'd take charity...well, he'd go hungry for a bit, at least.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-1-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
186. Make Out Point reviews
*CAT* You ever wonder how those horrible 'Lunatic at Make Out Point' urban legends are born? Well, you're about to find out...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-15-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
187. The Two Snarkers reviews
McKay's had it up to here and he's not going to take it anymore!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-15-07 - Rodney M. - Complete
188. Shoo Flu, Don't Bother Me reviews
*CAT* The Batman has yet to thwart him, he survived the washing machine of doom, but can a nasty case of the flu finally be the Riddler's undoing?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-27-07 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
189. The Meaning of Lurve reviews
*CAT* How a routine robbery turned into this...this whatever it was, Jonathan Crane would never know.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-6-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
190. A Minion's Memoirs reviews
*CAT* It's amazing the things one finds in shoeboxes under a henchgirl's bed...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-1-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
191. Fellowship Of Physicists reviews
Darn it all! Who knew Rodney McKay was so hard to shop for? [McWinter Friendship]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-28-07 - Rodney M. - Complete
192. Wishy Washy reviews
*CAT* In which the Riddler gains a strange new phobia and learns that some things are just not meant to be used as hiding places.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-23-07 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
193. Moose Tracks And Thankful Men reviews
*CAT* There's a reason why most villains have henchmen and not henchgirls...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-21-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
194. Black And Blue reviews
*CAT* He really needed to stop taking dark alleys as short cuts...it always ended badly, and this would be no exception.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-18-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
195. Measure Of Madness reviews
What exactly seperates us from 'them' anyways? Hm?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-16-07 - The Joker - Complete
196. Headstones Of Henchgirls reviews
*CAT* He was only there to make certain they were really dead...God, he hoped they were dead.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-15-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
197. In Words There Is Power reviews
[The Obsolete Man] Flimsy words strung together to illustrate feeling are easily discarded by the state, but are a breath of life to the oppressed. How did an obsolete man become the voice of the silent and prove to be the undoing of an entire government?
Twilight Zone - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-7-07 - Complete
198. Darkness On My Back reviews
John Sheppard is not a man given to mourning. His emotions manifest themselves in other ways.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-27-06 - John S. - Complete
199. Pleased reviews
Willow reflects on a certain encounter that took place during 'The Initiative'.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-27-06 - Willow R. & Spike - Complete
200. Never Knew reviews
It's always the ones we never think we needed that we miss the most.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-27-06 - Elizabeth W. & Radek Z. - Complete
201. Mercy And Loyalty reviews
There is one thing that Lex Luthor values more than anything else, one trait he holds in a higher regard than any of the others. And it's something that no one has ever given him truly...until her.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-24-06 - Lex L. - Complete
202. The Night Smallville Exploded » reviews
Because I've had it up to here with the writers rewriting canon...
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-23-06 - Published: 10-10-06 - Complete
203. Of Head Injuries And Hobbits reviews
Sometimes relationships are forged in the most unusual of circumstances under the strangest conditions. McKayOC.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-16-06 - Rodney M. - Complete
204. Mind Of The Madman reviews
Even though the cops have caught him, he knows they'll never get him. Not really.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-16-06 - Complete
205. The 1428 Diaries » reviews
The house of 1428 has many secrets. A shoebox that contains a forgotten diary hidden under one of the floorboards in the attic is only one of them. Follow a regular girl's slow descent into madness courtesy of Fred Krueger. Now complete with happy ending!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,122 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 12-13-06 - Published: 11-26-06 - Complete
206. Now Is The Winter Of Our Discontent reviews
An ice age has descended upon Gotham City, leaving the two most unlikely people in the world to huddle together for warmth...and hating every second of it.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 12-12-06 - The Joker & Poison Ivy - Complete
207. Benevolence reviews
Someone created the Wraith, but it wasn't the Ancients.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-10-06 - Complete
208. Girls Poker Night: Lydia's Story reviews
Lydia Winter has returned to Atlantis after a six month stay on Earth and that can only mean one thing: Girl's Night.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-9-06 - Rodney M. - Complete
209. You're The One reviews
There are many aspects of the city of Atlantis that no one knows about and Rodney's just stumbled upon one of them.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-6-06 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete
210. When Plot Bunnies Attack » reviews
They're the harbingers of doom. They multiply like tribbles. They care not for canon information. They're plot bunnies and they will not be denied! THE SAGA IS NOW COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 70 - Words: 116,338 - Reviews: 720 - Updated: 12-2-06 - Published: 6-18-06 - Rodney M. - Complete
211. An RST Christmas reviews
[Clerks] Dante always seems to be the one who gets the interesting customers...until tonight, that is...
Kevin Smith - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-1-06 - Complete
212. Cut And Run reviews
Pink's a scumbag, but then again, he never said he wasn't...
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-30-06 - Complete
213. Gone Wrong reviews
She had to wonder to herself how so much had gone so wrong so fast.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-24-06 - Complete
214. Only A Needle reviews
It's only a needle, but it will change her forever.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-17-06 - Complete
215. Sanity In A Box reviews
Sometimes it's the little things that keep us sane...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-17-06 - Radek Z. - Complete
216. Cyrano reviews
He always brought her flowers, where he got them from, Teyla didn't know...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-16-06 - Rodney M. & Teyla E. - Complete
217. Keys reviews
One hundred word drabble response to the When Plot Bunnies Attack forum 100 themes challenge 'Keys'.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-15-06 - Rodney M. - Complete
218. Night Of The Snarky reviews
His eyelids are drooping, his jaw is slack...it's just another night of burning the midnight oil for Rodney McKay...or is it?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 11-1-06 - Published: 10-30-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete
219. Colonel For Sale » reviews
A charity event goes horribly wrong for Sam...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,360 - Reviews: 149 - Updated: 10-25-06 - Published: 10-10-06 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill - Complete
220. Too Easily Impressed reviews
It's time for a Halloween movie marathon on Atlantis but Sheppard's selections leave a lot to be desired...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-23-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete
221. Something The Ancients Did Not Intend reviews
I can't believe you did that!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-19-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete
222. The Thrill Of The Kill reviews
It is rapture to stalk his prey. Thrill, elation and ecstacy wrapped in one.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-18-06 - Complete
223. A Stroke Of Genius reviews
In which Rodney shows Sheppard just how smart he really is.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-18-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete
224. All Hallow's Eve reviews
It's Halloween on Atlantis. Time to break those costumes out of the mothballs.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-17-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete
225. Till Death Do Us Part reviews
[Batman] 'I've recently had a tragedy in my life...Alicia threw herself out a window.' Yes she did...but why?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-11-06 - Complete
226. To Rodney, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar reviews
A debate between Sheppard and McKay over who made the best Catwoman yields an unexpected response from a fellow expedition member.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-11-06 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete
227. Superstitious reviews
Because Sheppard's favorite day comes but once a year...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 10-11-06 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete
228. A Question For The Ages reviews
Two women debate a question that has plauged womankind for decades, and Rodney eavesdrops.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-27-06 - Rodney M. - Complete
229. Alone reviews
He can feel the end coming...Warning, angsty death!fic
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-26-06 - Rodney M. - Complete
230. Prince Charming Was One Sick Puppy reviews
A short conversation between McKay and Sheppard, in which the sanity of Prince Charming comes into question.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 9-4-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete
231. First Name Basis reviews
Two staff members have been calling each other by their last names for long enough...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-23-06 - Carson B. & Laura C. - Complete
232. Conventional Thinking reviews
Something big is going down in the Nevada desert and McKay is going to miss it...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-23-06 - Rodney M. - Complete
233. Retribution! » reviews
Doctor McKay has finally pushed one of his fellow crewmen over the edge. You all knew it would happen sooner or later.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,049 - Reviews: 136 - Updated: 8-13-06 - Published: 6-16-06 - Rodney M. - Complete
234. Babysitting Is Not For The Faint Of Heart reviews
Apparently, it's not for Rodney McKay either.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-12-06 - Rodney M. - Complete
235. Something Citrus This Way Comes reviews
Rodney's in the infirmary after a run in with some rogue citrus, who, oh who is at fault?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 8-7-06 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete
236. The Official Anti Plot Bunny Agency Handbook » reviews
You wanted it, you're getting it! The Official Patented Anti Plot Bunny Agency Handbook. Written as a companion to the parody and stupidity that is 'When Plot Bunnies Attack'.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 8-7-06 - Published: 8-2-06
237. Like Father, Like Daughter reviews
So different, yet somehow the same.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-6-06 - Laura C. & Rodney M. - Complete
238. Comparing Close Shaves reviews
In which two of our favorite over whumped doctors compare injury reports.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 7-7-06 - Rodney M. - Complete
239. Who Killed Kavanaugh? reviews
Who dunnit? Sheppard? McKay? Zelenka?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 7-4-06 - Complete
240. Rooks And Knights And Bishops, Oh My! reviews
Not everything in chess is always black and white.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-29-06 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete
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