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Author has written 240 stories for Stargate: Atlantis, Lone Gunmen, Smallville, Stargate: SG-1, Batman, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Batman the Animated Series, Evil Dead/Army of Darkness, Reservoir Dogs, Kevin Smith, Batman, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Twilight Zone, Edgar Allan Poe, Harry Potter, City of Heroes, Burn Notice, Teen Titans, Xena: Warrior Princess, Misc. Comics, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Justice League, Superman, Hellboy, and Wizard of Oz. After a very long hiatus, my triumphant return to the wonderful world of fanfic is currently underway. Why have I been gone, you ask? Well, I spent 2010 dealing with the very sudden death of my mother, 2011 being pregnant and much of 2012 struggling with severe Postpartum Depression, Postpartum OCD and Postpartum Anxiety. Oh, and doing various theatre festivals in North America. And moving between Alabama, Pennsylvania, Maryland and Delaware. And now there's a new baby in the equation. Seriously, is it any wonder my writing all but stopped? With what little free time I have for writing, my first priority is going back over older works and giving them a good, thorough scrubbing. Most of them are in desperate need of it. So for the foreseeable future, expect old chapters to disappear and new ones to pop up in their places. Even some old stories will be disappearing (sorry!) in the near future. The going will be slow, but at least it will be going. I'm also picking at in-progress stories at a snail's pace, including those that have seemingly been abandoned for years. On reviews/faves/alerts/PMs etc.: I try to answer as many reviews and PMs as I possibly can and send thank you notes to everyone who favorites or adds me or my stories to their alert lists, but sometimes they just get away from me. I often only have time to glance at my e-mail, grin stupidly at someone's wonderful comment and then get eaten by real life again. I try to set aside a day once every month or two to catch up, but I am perpetually behind. Please don't be discouraged if I don't get the chance to respond to you right away or if I completely space and forget to answer entirely: I read and cherish every review, favorite and alert and greatly appreciate you taking the time to tell me what you think of my writing, whether it's through a critical review, a gushing "More please!" or just clicking the little add-to-favorites button. :) Are you wondering where the CATverse site went? It still exists, just with a different domain name! Just visit http://www.freewebs.com/catverse PLEASE NOTE: Currently, all of my stories are undergoing an overhaul. I'm taking the opportunity to edit out problematic things along the way that I didn't realize were there. Language that is even remotely misogynist, transphobic, homophobic, whorephobic, ableist, racist, victim blaming, slut shaming, rape culture-y, or otherwise offensive is slated to be edited out as I find the time to tackle stories one by one. These attitudes are so pervasive that I didn't realize that I was inadvertently parroting and re-enforcing them with latent phrases (though that's certainly no excuse), and I don't want them to be there because they can hurt people. Additionally, trigger warnings will be added where appropriate, because very small amounts of problematic content may remain for story/characterization based reasons, though I'm doing my best to cut out as much as I possibly can. Due to the sheer size of my body of work, please be patient during the revision process, especially in the CATverse. Troublesome things may be there currently, but they won't be forever, you have my solemn oath. This trigger warning stands for the whole CATverse series at least until such time as editing is complete: The CATverse is not a series about nice people, and it is not about good people. These characters all, to some degree, lack what would be considered normal empathy. There will be violence, some of it done to people who do not deserve it and/or can't fight back. There may, very rarely, be harm to children. There is very little sex; most of that happens off-screen, and none of it is graphic, but kinky themes may occasionally be mentioned. There is absolutely no rape, but there will be actions and attitudes that approach it. (Once again, I apologize for not providing better context for such scenes.) There are some discussions of mental illness and abuse, often drawn from the authors' personal experience, which may be triggering but which we hope at least will be accurate. And everybody's favorite misanthrope will display some misogynistic/slut shaming attitudes, more so toward the beginning of the series. Besides that, the CATverse is a comedy series, but it's black comedy more often than not. Please be warned. | |||||||
1. Transference » reviewsLong before she wears greasepaint and he puts on sackcloth, the lives of Harleen Quinzel and Jonathan Crane overlap at Gotham University. There, they play the roles of student and teacher...among other things.Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,875 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 5-12-13 - Published: 2-2-13 - Harley Quinn & Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete2. Reckless reviewsEvery hero eventually meets his match. Batman's got Catwoman, Superman has Lois Lane and Hal "Highball" Jordan has...Roxy Rocket. Oh God.Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-4-13 - Complete3. The Mobius Strip reviewsThe end comes. It is just as the beginning.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-31-13 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete4. Solo reviewsStephanie Brown stumbles into a case with few leads. With Tim off doing the Batman and Robin thing, she's running short on allies. Looks like she's going to have to solve this one on her own. Well...mostly.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-30-13 - Stephanie B. & Poison Ivy - Complete5. God Rest Ye Merry Gentle Crooks reviewsBatgirl, Killer Croc and some Christmas spirit, Gotham style.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-29-13 - Cassandra C. & Killer Croc - Complete6. The Razor's Edge reviewsMr. Zsasz's darkest desires lead him away from Gotham, where he gets much more than he ever bargained for. As the old saying goes, "Be careful what you wish for..."Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-3-12 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete7. Hot for Teacher reviewsProfessor Jonathan Crane, finals week and a student with some very wrongheaded ideas about what "extra credit" means.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-30-12 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete8. Loose Cars, Fast Women reviewsRoxy Rocket is loose on the streets of Keystone City. God help us all.Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-30-12 - Complete9. While the Iron is Hot reviewsAlone time in Arkham is scarce. Riddler/Scarecrow slash.Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-29-12 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow & Edward N./The Riddler - Complete10. All Bad Girls Go to Arkham » reviews*CAT* Surely you didn't think that three intrepid henchgirls could avoid the long arm of the law forever, did you? Oh, you naive thing, you...Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,586 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 10-13-12 - Published: 10-30-0811. Puppy Love reviews*CAT* Little girls sometimes have...odd whims.Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-24-12 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete12. Let Them Eat Cake reviews*CAT* Edward Nygma is a man on a mission. A mission...for cake.Batman - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-24-12 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete13. The Masochism Tango reviewsCircumstance makes for strange bedfellows. It makes for even stranger dance partners.Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-20-12 - Poison Ivy & Johnathan C./Scarecrow14. Companionable Silence reviewsRoxy Rocket is a loudmouth. Her prison cellmate is...not. Oh well. At least opposites attract.Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-20-12 - Complete15. Til it's Gone reviewsFour times Harvey Dent remembered, and one time he didn't.Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-16-12 - Two-Face - Complete16. Last Respects reviewsThe Joker mourns a friend. Wait a second. That doesn't sound right. He what?Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-15-12 - The Joker & Oswald C./Penguin - Complete17. Day in the Life reviewsMercy Graves, on and off the clock.Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-15-12 - Complete18. Ironies reviewsA discomfitting portrait of Mary Keeny, the woman who raised Jonathan Crane to be a monster. You know her. Stern. Unforgiving. Self-righteous. Abusive. But ultimately, human.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-14-12 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete19. Before a Fall reviewsOnce upon a time, Talia al Ghul made her father proud. It was not as he intended.Batman - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-13-12 - Talia al Ghul & Ra's al Ghul - Complete20. Night, When the Veil is Thin reviewsFor a man who makes his living terrifying people, Jonathan Crane does not mix well with Halloween.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-11-12 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete21. Evening Primrose reviewsWhat do you get for the six hundred year old eco-terrorist who has everything? Talia al Ghul tries to find out and gets more than she bargained for.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-11-12 - Talia al Ghul & Killer Croc - Complete22. Shark Bait reviewsSupervillains should never, ever get their hands on ancient evil texts. We should know this by now.Crossover - Batman & Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-11-12 - Complete23. And Your Little Dog, Too reviewsThere are places even more far removed from Kansas than Oz. Gotham City, for example.Crossover - Batman & Wizard of Oz - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-10-12 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow & Dorothy G. - Complete24. Mythstaken Identity reviewsIt's hard enough trying to take down Giganta without being interrupted by one of Batman's foes. Really, it is.Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-10-12 - Bruce W./Batman & Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete25. Meek reviewsEven in the life of bullied, downtrodden young Jonathan Crane, there is occasional respite.Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-10-12 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete26. Feat of Clay reviewsHarley Quinn: Accomplished psychiatrist, henchgirl extraordinaire...last minute babysitter? Well sure. Why not?Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-10-12 - Harley Quinn & Clayface - Complete27. On the Mend reviewsBane is very good at breaking things, but he is also very good at fixing them...in his way.Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-10-12 - Bane - Complete28. Blossoms and Bells reviewsGotham harbors many secrets and urban legends. Robinson Park is home to one of them.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-7-12 - Poison Ivy & Harley Quinn - Complete29. An Ahnvee reviewsAn ahnvee: a Cajun-French expression meaning "a longing or hunger."Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-6-12 - Killer Croc - Complete30. Nothing in Common reviewsA reformed supervillain and speed dating. I'm sure nothing will go wrong, right?Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-5-12 - Complete31. Making Friends reviewsWhen Harley discovers The Other Woman lurking in the Joker's past, she does something...unexpected.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-4-12 - Cassandra C. & Harley Quinn - Complete32. Ladies Night reviews*CAT* Renee Montoya and a night to try and forget.Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-4-12 - Poison Ivy & Harley Quinn - Complete33. Buddies reviews"Make new friends, but keep the old; Those are silver, these are gold." Now, if only Killer Moth had friends...Batman - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-2-12 - Drury W./Killer Moth & Killer Croc - Complete34. A Shoulder to Cry On reviewsThe Scarecrow isn't exactly great at comforting a woman in need. Lucky for him, Harley doesn't seem to notice.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-2-12 - Harley Quinn & Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete35. First reviewsJonathan Crane's very first kiss went about as well as anyone could have expected. Scarecrow/OC.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-1-12 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete36. Cause of Death: Bad Pun reviewsThe Joker knows everyone's secrets.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-1-12 - The Joker - Complete37. The Incident reviewsThere are some cases that Batman especially doesn't like to talk about.Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-1-12 - Drury W./Killer Moth & Bruce W./Batman - Complete38. Jinxed reviewsOn the cusp of what promises to be his greatest success, Harvey Dent gets a surprise. Harvey/Gilda.Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-31-12 - Two-Face - Complete39. Commiseration reviewsBatman is dead. Reactions to the news from the rogues gallery are not quite what you might expect. Riddler/Batman, if you squint.Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-31-12 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow & Edward N./The Riddler - Complete40. Misdirection reviewsJust another night of Batman trying to keep Catwoman out of trouble, and out of other people's stuff.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-31-12 - Bruce W./Batman & Selina K./Catwoman - Complete41. Bitter Fruits reviewsJonathan Crane doesn't have many happy childhood memories...Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-31-12 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete42. Matched Sets reviewsTwo-Face has an affinity for things that come in twos, especially girls.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-30-12 - Two-Face - Complete43. To the Flame reviewsYoung women fall for criminals from afar all the time. Falling for Killer Moth? A little less common and a lot more dangerous. For him, that is.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-30-12 - Drury W./Killer Moth - Complete44. Strangers in the Night reviewsJonathan Crane, Hugo Strange and absolutely no love in an elevator.Batman - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-30-12 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete45. Liquid GoldNo man stands even a ghost of a chance at burgling the Penguin's liquor supply...unless he's actually a ghost.Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Published: 3-30-12 - Oswald C./Penguin - Complete46. Fear, No Loathing"There was every reason to believe I was heading for trouble, that I'd pushed my luck a bit far. I'd abused every rule Vegas lived by: burning the locals, abusing the tourists, terrifying the help." *Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas crossover*Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Published: 3-30-12 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete47. Greecey Spoon reviewsThe customer is always right, even when he's Maxie Zeus.Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-29-12 - Complete48. The First Dance reviewsBefore they became the evening news, they were people. Victor/Nora.Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-29-12 - Nora F. & Mr. Freeze - Complete49. Chained Lukewarmth reviewsEscaping from the clutches of the authorities while handcuffed to Edward Nygma wasn't quite was Jonathan Crane had in mind...Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-29-12 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow & Edward N./The Riddler - Complete50. ChallengeA meeting of the minds? Hardly.Crossover - Batman & Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Published: 3-29-12 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete51. Good Samaritan reviewsIn Gotham, sometimes help comes from the most unlikely of sources...Batman - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-29-12 - Killer Croc - Complete52. Flip reviewsHarvey Dent is not the best of roommates, as Jonathan Crane can easily attest.Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-29-12 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow & Two-Face - Complete53. Fork in the Road » reviews*CAT* Choices are the hinges upon which destiny hangs, or so says a noted Greek philosopher. Wonder what Mr. Mxyzptlk has to say on the matter?Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,157 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-13-12 - Published: 1-16-10 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow54. Waking reviewsRodney McKay is not an easy man to live with, but...Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-28-12 - Published: 12-7-10 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete55. And Neither Am I » reviewsMcKay tries to convince himself that he's not falling for Cadman, and fails just as miserably. *Companion to "I'm Not!"* REVISED!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,420 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 1-28-12 - Published: 6-15-06 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete56. I'm Not! » reviewsCadman tries to convince herself that she's not falling for McKay...and fails miserably. McKadman. Winner of two Isis Awards. REVISED!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,429 - Reviews: 106 - Updated: 1-13-12 - Published: 6-12-06 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete57. Grudge » reviews*CAT* "In ceremonies of the horsemen, even the pawn must hold a grudge."Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,841 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-11-12 - Published: 6-24-09 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow & Edward N./The Riddler58. Daddy's Girls reviewsYoung women are disappearing all over Gotham. Barbara Gordon is about to find out where they're going...whether she wants to or not.Batman - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-18-11 - Barbara G.59. To Sir, With Scorn reviewsA brief snapshot: A stubborn student, her stubborn teacher, and the bruises they inflict on each other.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-7-10 - Selina K./Catwoman - Complete60. Season Of The Witch reviews*CAT* Never anger a hoodoo woman. Not even if you're the Scarecrow. *REVISED*Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-11-10 - Published: 8-7-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete61. Girls on Film reviews*CAT* She caught the Katy and left me a mule to ride.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-10-10 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete62. Planes, Trains and Automobiles » reviews*CAT* What's a typical day out and about with three henchgirls like? Well...Crossover - Batman & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,785 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 4-22-10 - Published: 12-4-09 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow & John S./Green Lantern - Complete63. Bookends reviewsNo matter how hard he tries, Jonathan Crane just can't seem to alienate everyone.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-7-10 - Edward N./The Riddler & Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete64. I Won't Dance, Don't Ask Me reviews*CAT* If I had a dollar for every time I got chased across Wayne Manor's grounds in a ballgown...Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-25-09 - Richard G./Nightwing65. Nine Lives reviews*CAT* There are worse ways to pass thirty-six hours in Gotham City, right? Right? Come on, there've gotta be…Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,514 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-25-09 - Selina K./Catwoman & Harvey B.66. A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Atlantic City reviewsNo good deed goes unpunished. Not even the ones you don't actually go through with.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-25-09 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter & Bruce W./Batman - Complete67. Fille de Joie reviewsEveryone in Gotham has a story. Yes, even you. *REVISED*Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-30-09 - Published: 3-21-09 - Complete68. Mi Familia » reviews*CAT* It's funny how something as innocent as Dean Martin could lead to...this.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-24-09 - Published: 3-2-09 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow69. Someone Noticed » reviewsWhen the expedition to Atlantis began, several of the world's greatest minds were taken along for the ride. You're telling me that no one on Earth noticed their absence? I'd like to think as a species we're slightly more observant than that. SGA/Lone GunmenCrossover - Lone Gunmen & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 45,060 - Reviews: 294 - Updated: 6-24-09 - Published: 7-5-0670. Unhappily Ever After » reviews*CAT* Holonovels. Sounds like a good idea, doesn't it? Um...yeah, NOT.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,809 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 4-8-09 - Published: 3-21-08 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete71. Chance reviewsSo is this murder or suicide?Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-8-09 - Two-Face & Bruce W./Batman72. Gemini reviewsFunny how these things work out, ain't it, Detective?Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-4-09 - Harvey B.73. Beginnings » reviewsNo one knew what happened to Harley Quinn after the Joker was killed...until now, that is. *revised*Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,956 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 3-29-09 - Published: 10-18-06 - Harley Q. & Bruce W. - Complete74. Columbine » reviewsWhen Harley disappears, she leaves space at the Joker's right hand that's just begging to be filled by a young, pretty, capable woman...the only problem is, Harley's not quite ready to give up her post. *revised*Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,059 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 3-29-09 - Published: 6-14-07 - The Joker & Harley Quinn - Complete75. Meow Mix reviews*CAT* Places to avoid in Gotham: Dark alleys. Dark alleys. Dark alleys. Research laboratories...wait, what? *REVISED*Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 8-7-07 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete76. Riddle Me This reviews*CAT* And THIS is why telephones and the answering thereof is bad. *REVISED*Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 8-7-07 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete77. Play it Again, Sam reviews*CAT* This looks like the start of a beautiful friendship, doesn't it?Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-5-09 - Complete78. Hungarian Rhapsody » reviewsCAT Nothing in Gotham ever turns out normal. Not even an innocent little thing like a horror film festival.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 11-3-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete79. Somebody Snitched On Me reviews*CAT* I broke my pipe on Nightwing's head, somebody snitched on me...Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-27-09 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow & Richard G./Nightwing - Complete80. Of the Essence » reviewsWilliam Faulkner once said "Time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life." The Clock King learns this lesson the hard way, thanks to a twist of fate and a watchmaker's granddaughter.Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,745 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 12-10-08 - Published: 10-29-08 - Complete81. Baby's First Heist reviews*CAT* And here's her birth certificate. A picture of her favorite toy, her baby shoes and, of course, her first security camera footage...Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-30-08 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete82. Sack Cloth And Chicken Soup » reviewsBecause someone out there needs to be feeding Jonathan Crane...*Revised*Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 11-29-08 - Published: 12-19-06 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete83. Dirty Laundry reviews*CAT* Some secrets should be paraded in public. Some should just stay...in your pants.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-24-08 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete84. Karma reviewsYou know, that waiter at Jack Rabbit Slim's...he looked awfully familiar...almost eerily so.Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-23-08 - Complete85. In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning reviews*CAT* The past and present wilt-I have fill'd them, emptied them. And proceed to fill my next fold of the future.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-20-08 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete86. The Scare reviews*CAT* Believe it or not, there are things far scarier than waking the Scarecrow at four in the morning.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-17-08 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete87. Spectre reviews*The Cask of Amontillado* Even gruesome happy endings don't get to last for Montesor.Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-31-08 - Complete88. Turnabout Intruder reviews*CAT* The worst sort of intruder is the one you willingly allow inside. Oh, and the one that busts down the front door...Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-26-08 - Richard G./Nightwing & Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete89. Phantom Wise reviewsThe best laid plans of dormice and Hatters may often go astray.Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-22-08 - Mad Hatter & Alice P. - Complete90. Aftermath reviewsFiona needs him to be a Kleenex? Then by God, he'll be a Kleenex. He'll be the best damn Kleenex there ever was.Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-22-08 - Complete91. Social Butterfly With Fangs reviewsJervis put the kettle on, kettle on, kettle on, Jervis, do put the kettle on, Jonathan Crane needs tea.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 7-22-08 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter & Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete92. Rainy Day Sun*ArchEnemies* It's raining, it's pouring, the hero's got pneumonia. Just another day in the life for Vincent Darko and Ethan Baxter.Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Published: 7-22-08 - Complete93. Paper Hearts reviewsDecades after the heyday of villainy and still, there's no such thing as happily ever after.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-22-08 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete94. General For Free » reviewsIt appears Samantha Carter will never learn her lesson when it comes to formal occasions and the problems that are found therein. Sequel to Astrophysicist For RentStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,414 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 6-20-08 - Published: 10-19-07 - S. Carter - Complete95. The Plot Bunnies Strike Back: The Angora Strain » reviewsThey're back. They're pissed off. They're Plot Bunnies and they still won't be denied!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 25,946 - Reviews: 211 - Updated: 6-20-08 - Published: 12-4-06 - Rodney M.96. Big Red and the Big Bad reviewsThere's a very good reason why Spike dislikes Prague...because things like THIS keep happening there.Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-20-08 - Spike & Hellboy - Complete97. Don't Make Me Axe You Again » reviews*CAT* There are certain people you shouldn't upset. People with axes are up there on the top of the list.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 8-20-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete98. My First Year At Hogwarts: Or, How Not To Write » reviewsHow does one go from MarySuethor to award winning author? Lots of practice...and making lots of mistakes. Behold, the horrible early writing fumblings of BiteMeTechie. Your basic Mary Sue tale with a couple of razor sharp learning curves along the way.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 146,785 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 6-11-07 - Draco M. & Harry P.99. The Abandoned » reviews[Spin off from end of season 3] Atlantis has been uprooted and moved, throwing everything into turmoil for its inhabitants, but they aren't the only ones affected. Two teams off world missed their check in and have dialed home to find...there's no answer.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,146 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 11-24-07100. Kiss and Tell reviews*CAT* There are some things that you just don't blurt out.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-11-08 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete101. Heartburn reviews*CAT* This was the sort of thing that an antacid just wouldn't cure. Dammit.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-7-08 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete102. Sugar Shock reviews*CAT* Reason number 145 why you never go into a henchgirl's room without supervision...Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-7-08 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete103. Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea reviews[CAT] The boy said My name's Johnny and it might be a sin, but I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret, 'cause I'm the best there's ever been. Wait...since when are we in Georgia?Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-8-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete104. Kitten's First Word reviews[CAT] Irony, irony, it's her favorite word.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-6-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete105. The Ride reviews[CAT] Never talk to strangers. More importantly, never get into their car.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-5-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete106. I Get a Kick Out of You reviews[CAT] They say curiosity killed the cat. For Jonathan Crane, it's more of an embarassing inconvenience.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-28-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete107. Hail to the King, Baby reviews[CAT] What happens in Atlantic City comes back to bite you in Vegas.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-26-07 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete108. Friend reviewsGather round, children...once upon a time, Joxer got drunk enough to gather the nerve to tell Gabrielle he loved her...and it all went wrong.Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-22-07 - Joxer & Gabrielle - Complete109. Epitaph reviews[Season Six] When flesh is gone and even the bones have turned to dust, all we leave are simple slabs of stone with parting words etched on them...but those words aren't always accurate.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-21-07 - Buffy S. - Complete110. Creeping Craving reviews[Tag for Spellbound] Raven knows she should fight it...that book has brought nothing but trouble since the moment she started reading it...but somehow, she still finds herself drawn.Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-21-07 - Raven & Malchior - Complete111. Chasing Bliss reviews[Spuffy: Season Six] It isn't right, it isn't real but it's there, and that's what counts.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-21-07 - Buffy S. & Spike - Complete112. Of Debts and Debt Collections reviews[CAT] Today is the worst day of the rest of your life...Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-19-07 - Two-Face & Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete113. Early Retirement reviews[CAT] Everybody gets old. Not everybody stays that way.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-16-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete114. From The Files Of The Plot Bunny Busters » reviewsThe Anti Plot Bunny Agents are off on their first missions through the fandoms. A companion to the parody piece 'When Plot Bunnies Attack'Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 60,451 - Reviews: 235 - Updated: 11-15-07 - Published: 8-14-06 - Complete115. Power Trip reviewsNever ever, ever let Beast Boy pick what game to play when you're bored. It'll end badly. Especially for him.Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-11-07 - Beast Boy & Raven - Complete116. My Bloody Valentine reviews[Post NFA] And sometimes, they almost cross paths...but only almost.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-7-07 - Buffy S. & Spike - Complete117. Making Up For Lost Time reviews[CAT] It's only funny until your henchgirls poke each other in the eye. Then it's called sweet, sweet revenge.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-3-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete118. Rubbing Off reviews[CAT] You know what they say about bad influences spoiling useful habits...Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-2-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete119. Car Trouble reviews[CAT] In which an old friend dies and a new one is brought into the fold. No, it's not what you think.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-2-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete120. Danger: Satedan at Play reviewsJust whose bright idea was it to introduce the runner to video games, anyways? Why, Colonel Sheppard's, of course.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-28-07 - John S. & Ronon D. - Complete121. The Duh Factor reviewsRodney really needs to learn to follow the instructions...Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-26-07 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete122. Midnight Confessional reviews[CAT] Funeral homes, laundromats and now, churches. Is there nowhere safe in Gotham anymore?Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-23-07 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete123. Hurty McHurtHurt reviews[CAT] A heist. Some hurting. Some begging for mercy. Some hurting of he who hurt the master, and a movie!Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-23-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete124. Masque reviews[CAT] In which Bruce Wayne throws a ball and Julius Caesar has a nice friendly chat with a peacock under a banquet table.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-22-07 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete125. Sui Caedere reviewsBy definition, martyrs die and their greatest loves are left behind. These are always left with questions, questions that are never simple, and answers that are harder still. [Post The Gift]Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-21-07 - Dawn S. & Spike - Complete126. Stormy Weather reviewsRain drops! Drizzle drops! Why can't we all just get along?Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-20-07 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete127. To Trade Quips With a Q reviewsIn which there is no fourth wall between universes and Rodney McKay meets his match. [Star Trek crossover. Sorta.]Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-16-07 - Rodney M. - Complete128. There's Got to Be a Morning After reviewsBed, check. Pillow, check. Astrophysicist in bed on pillow, check and check. Blonde marine...blonde marine? BLONDE MARINE?Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-16-07 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete129. Obsession reviewsWhen Rodney gets in over his head with a female, he really gets in over his head.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-16-07 - Rodney M. - Complete130. No More Coffee reviewsThere are few things that could be as much of a shock to the system as caffeine deprivation, especially for Rodney McKay. Yet, Elizabeth Weir seems to have found something that fits the bill.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-16-07 - Elizabeth W. & Rodney M. - Complete131. Mistletoe Can Be Deadly If You Eat It reviewsHolidays are always hard. Rodney McKay just seems to delight in making them harder. Luckily, another staff member can match him, blow for verbal blow...and then some. [McWinter]Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-16-07 - Rodney M. - Complete132. Deception of the Leathery Kind reviewsThere are worse ways to get off a hostile planet. There must be.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-16-07 - Teyla E. & Rodney M. - Complete133. Girlish Giggling and Goosing reviewsNever take the funny colored liquid from the natives. Have we learned nothing?Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-16-07 - Teyla E. & Rodney M. - Complete134. Beware of Money Back Guarantees reviewsSnakeoil salesmen are still around, except now they're selling...instant tanning lotion?Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-16-07 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete135. Hop With the Geek Set reviewsThere is nothing quite so exasperating as trying to explain the finer points of comic books to an alien.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 10-15-07 - Rodney M. & Teyla E. - Complete136. Malice Domestic reviews[CAT] Love and marriage, love and marriage, go together like...peanut butter and saur kraut.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-15-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow & Edward N./The Riddler - Complete137. Return To 1428 » reviewsAfter all these years, it's time to get some closure...and revenge...revenge would be good too. Sequel To 'The 1428 Diaries'A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,157 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 4-1-07 - Complete138. War Games reviews[CAT] Of course you realize, this means war...Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-15-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete139. Payback reviews[CAT] Revenge is a dish best served when the victim is least expecting it...Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-15-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete140. Short Circuit reviews[CAT]There's a good reason why nobody ever hugs Mister Freeze.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-15-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete141. Tourist Trap reviews[CAT] And why is it that Gotham has so many tourists again?Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-15-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete142. Uncle Squishy's Sunshine Hour reviews[CAT] Sometimes he wondered how these things happened. Other times, he just contemplated the demise of those at fault.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-13-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete143. A Sense Of Propriety reviews[CAT] There may be no such thing as honor among rogues, or common decency, but there is common courtesy. Usually. Sometimes...okay, occasionally.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-31-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow & Oswald C./Penguin - Complete144. Remembrances » reviewsWillow wants nothing more than to forget...but she can't. Neither can Spike. At least, not without her help. The only trouble is, he doesn't want her help.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-26-07 - Published: 8-5-07 - Willow R. & Spike - Complete145. Quantum Similarities reviewsThey say that if you put two people on opposite sides of the world and they share enough similarities, they will find each other, despite the odds. Carson is about to find out that this rule applies not only to planet Earth, but to the universe at large.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-26-07 - Carson B. - Complete146. Ace Of Spades reviews[CAT] In which there is a chase, Batman gets beaned, and the Scarecrow finally gets the last laugh.Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-24-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow & Bruce W./Batman - Complete147. Retribution!: Revisited » reviewsEveryone's favorite borderline homicidal physicist is back and ready for action. A sequel to the tale 'Retribution'Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 16,282 - Reviews: 175 - Updated: 8-21-07 - Published: 10-10-06 - Rodney M. - Complete148. Crossword Compulsions And Coffee Conundrums » reviewsEver wondered how you could possibly find yourself indebted to the Riddler? It's easier than you might think...Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 8-17-07 - Published: 12-22-06 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete149. Don't Try This At Home reviewsWe're NOT what you would call experts.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-13-07 - John S. & Ronon D. - Complete150. A Man's Blanket Is His Fort reviewsRodney McKay is a man on a mission and he will not be defeated! Mostly. Probably. Perhaps. Well, he didn't want the stupid thing back anyway!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-13-07 - Rodney M. - Complete151. Visions Of Philosophy As Seen Through A Lava Lamp reviewsSometimes you don't need complex, mind bending explanations and big words to make things clear. Sometimes, you just need...a lava lamp.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-13-07 - Rodney M. & Teyla E. - Complete152. Atlantistastic! » reviewsIn the tradition of Snarktastic, I come bearing Atlantis themed one shots and drabbles. Every genre, every pairing, every character. Request it and I'll write it!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 6-12-07153. Pretend reviewsIt's nothing more than a play of shadows. A lie painted in dark and light of his own creation...better than the truth and kinder than reality, but still all just pretend. [Post The Gift]Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-9-07 - Spike & Buffy S. - Complete154. Sing Sweet Nightingale reviewsThere's a reason why Oswald Cobblepot stopped frequenting the opera...Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-7-07 - O. Cobblepot/Penguin - Complete155. Astrophysicist For Rent » reviewsSamantha Carter and the words 'Formal Occasion' don't belong in the same sentence. Why? Because disaster is never far behind. [Sequel to Colonel For Sale]Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,707 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 8-5-07 - Published: 6-12-07 - S. Carter - Complete156. Caught In The Draft reviews[CAT] How do you avoid an unwanted stint in the military? The Scarecrow is about to find out one of the most unorthodox methods.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-31-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete157. Off Limits reviews[Burn Notice] There are just some lines that you don't cross.Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-31-07 - Complete158. Stars And Spangles reviews[CAT] Paying attention to what day it is can be very important...especially if there's explosives traditionally deployed on said day.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-31-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete159. Defamation Of Character » reviews[CAT] I will not print lies about Gotham's villains. I will not print lies about Gotham's villains. I will not print...well, okay, maybe just this once...Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-31-07 - Published: 7-11-07 - The Joker & Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete160. Complimentary » reviewsYou don't know what you've got till it's gone, ain't that how the sayin' goes?Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-29-07 - Published: 5-20-07 - Spike & Dawn S. - Complete161. Beware Those You Offend reviewsSomeone wants to assassinate Rodney McKay...and it looks like they might succeed.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-22-07 - Rodney M. - Complete162. Domesticity » reviews[CAT] Dirty clothes. Fabric softener. Detergent. Stalkers. Now everyone sing along. One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong...Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-20-07 - Published: 7-17-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete163. Hitch reviews[CAT] Never before had he relied on the kindness of strangers...and after today? Never, ever again.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-20-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete164. Eye Of The Beholder reviewsIt's all a matter of perspective, isn't it?Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-19-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow & Edward N./The Riddler - Complete165. Just A Matter Of Time »Another in a long line of Suethor stories dug up and posted for posterity's sake. Not bad, in comparison to having your arm ripped off by a disgruntled bull. Beware the time travel! Sues.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,155 - Updated: 7-3-07 - Published: 6-12-07 - Severus S.166. Smash Success » reviews[CAT] Certain things should never see the light of day. A henchgirl's uncensored thoughts on Earth's heroes and villains is just...one of those things.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-3-07 - Published: 6-4-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete167. Pessimists Are Rarely Disappointed reviewsNot every hero in Paragon wants to be one, you know. Do the words victim of circumstance ring any bells?City of Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-29-07 - Complete168. Vacation Slides: Culture Shock reviews[CAT] Never ask a villain what did you do with your vacation?Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-21-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete169. The Unemployment Scam » reviews*CAT* What are three out of work henchgirls supposed to do to support themselves now that the world thinks they're dead and gone?Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-18-07 - Published: 4-1-07 - Complete170. The Return » reviews[Warning: Old fic] When Morris Fletcher approaches an old ally of the Gunmen to inform her that they're still alive, her entire universe is turned on its head.Lone Gunmen - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-14-07171. A Marriage Of Inconvenience » reviewsFrom the bowels of my hard drive, I give you a SnapeOCDracoOC horror, written in response to the marriage law challenge.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-12-07172. Year Of The Snake reviews[CAT] In all fairness, it might have been more fitting if they'd returned in the year of the tiger...but beggars can't be choosers, you know.Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-4-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete173. I'm Thankful For reviews*CAT* One man's felony is another man's heartfelt gift.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-27-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete174. Moonlit Melody reviewsMusic can bring two virtual strangers all that much closer together.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-20-07 - Rodney M. & Teyla E. - Complete175. But For The Sake Of Amontillado reviewsA fool and his life are soon parted, as Fortunato is unfortunate enough to discover.Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-20-07 - Complete176. Bury Me Deep reviews*CAT* Jonathan Crane had never been very fond of mortuaries and this experience would do little to change his opinion.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-10-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete177. If reviewsOf all the questions in the world, Laura Cadman's least favorite is 'What if'Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-1-07 - Laura C. & Carson B. - Complete178. Quid Pro Quo reviewsGetting mad might be good, but getting even is better.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-1-07 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete179. Luck Of The Irish reviews*CAT* It certainly wasn't the worst plan they'd ever devised, but it came awfully close...Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-25-07 - Complete180. Shattered Light reviewsBetter to have loved and lost...at least, that's what they say...Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-25-07 - Rodney M. & Teyla E. - Complete181. A Mathematical Impossibility reviewsImpossible? In the Pegasus Galaxy? What's that?Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 4-25-07 - John S. & Elizabeth W. - Complete182. Snarktastic » reviewsA series of McKay centric drabbles and one shots. Every pairing, every genre, request it and I'll write it!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 221 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 12-10-06 - Rodney M. - Complete183. After The Fact » reviewsAsh looks back on his adventures from the safest vantage point humanly possible...or is it?Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,711 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 10-21-06 - Complete184. Bad Moon Rising » reviewsThere is a maddening itch beneath her skin and Teyla just can't reach it. It is the sign of great and terrible changes on the horizon.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,944 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 10-28-06 - Teyla E. - Complete185. Charity Begins At Home reviews*CAT* He'd die before he'd take charity...well, he'd go hungry for a bit, at least.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-1-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete186. Make Out Point reviews*CAT* You ever wonder how those horrible 'Lunatic at Make Out Point' urban legends are born? Well, you're about to find out...Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-15-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete187. The Two Snarkers reviewsMcKay's had it up to here and he's not going to take it anymore!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-15-07 - Rodney M. - Complete188. Shoo Flu, Don't Bother Me reviews*CAT* The Batman has yet to thwart him, he survived the washing machine of doom, but can a nasty case of the flu finally be the Riddler's undoing?Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-27-07 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete189. The Meaning of Lurve reviews*CAT* How a routine robbery turned into this...this whatever it was, Jonathan Crane would never know.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-6-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete190. A Minion's Memoirs reviews*CAT* It's amazing the things one finds in shoeboxes under a henchgirl's bed...Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-1-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete191. Fellowship Of Physicists reviewsDarn it all! Who knew Rodney McKay was so hard to shop for? [McWinter Friendship]Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-28-07 - Rodney M. - Complete192. Wishy Washy reviews*CAT* In which the Riddler gains a strange new phobia and learns that some things are just not meant to be used as hiding places.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-23-07 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete193. Moose Tracks And Thankful Men reviews*CAT* There's a reason why most villains have henchmen and not henchgirls...Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-21-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete194. Black And Blue reviews*CAT* He really needed to stop taking dark alleys as short cuts...it always ended badly, and this would be no exception.Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-18-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete195. Measure Of Madness reviewsWhat exactly seperates us from 'them' anyways? Hm?Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-16-07 - The Joker - Complete196. Headstones Of Henchgirls reviews*CAT* He was only there to make certain they were really dead...God, he hoped they were dead.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-15-07 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete197. In Words There Is Power reviews[The Obsolete Man] Flimsy words strung together to illustrate feeling are easily discarded by the state, but are a breath of life to the oppressed. How did an obsolete man become the voice of the silent and prove to be the undoing of an entire government?Twilight Zone - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-7-07 - Complete198. Darkness On My Back reviewsJohn Sheppard is not a man given to mourning. His emotions manifest themselves in other ways.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-27-06 - John S. - Complete199. Pleased reviewsWillow reflects on a certain encounter that took place during 'The Initiative'.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-27-06 - Willow R. & Spike - Complete200. Never Knew reviewsIt's always the ones we never think we needed that we miss the most.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-27-06 - Elizabeth W. & Radek Z. - Complete201. Mercy And Loyalty reviewsThere is one thing that Lex Luthor values more than anything else, one trait he holds in a higher regard than any of the others. And it's something that no one has ever given him truly...until her.Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-24-06 - Lex L. - Complete202. The Night Smallville Exploded » reviewsBecause I've had it up to here with the writers rewriting canon...Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-23-06 - Published: 10-10-06 - Complete203. Of Head Injuries And Hobbits reviewsSometimes relationships are forged in the most unusual of circumstances under the strangest conditions. McKayOC.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-16-06 - Rodney M. - Complete204. Mind Of The Madman reviewsEven though the cops have caught him, he knows they'll never get him. Not really.A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-16-06 - Complete205. The 1428 Diaries » reviewsThe house of 1428 has many secrets. A shoebox that contains a forgotten diary hidden under one of the floorboards in the attic is only one of them. Follow a regular girl's slow descent into madness courtesy of Fred Krueger. Now complete with happy ending!A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,122 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 12-13-06 - Published: 11-26-06 - Complete206. Now Is The Winter Of Our Discontent reviewsAn ice age has descended upon Gotham City, leaving the two most unlikely people in the world to huddle together for warmth...and hating every second of it.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 12-12-06 - The Joker & Poison Ivy - Complete207. Benevolence reviewsSomeone created the Wraith, but it wasn't the Ancients.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-10-06 - Complete208. Girls Poker Night: Lydia's Story reviewsLydia Winter has returned to Atlantis after a six month stay on Earth and that can only mean one thing: Girl's Night.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-9-06 - Rodney M. - Complete209. You're The One reviewsThere are many aspects of the city of Atlantis that no one knows about and Rodney's just stumbled upon one of them.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-6-06 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete210. When Plot Bunnies Attack » reviewsThey're the harbingers of doom. They multiply like tribbles. They care not for canon information. They're plot bunnies and they will not be denied! THE SAGA IS NOW COMPLETE!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 70 - Words: 116,338 - Reviews: 720 - Updated: 12-2-06 - Published: 6-18-06 - Rodney M. - Complete211. An RST Christmas reviews[Clerks] Dante always seems to be the one who gets the interesting customers...until tonight, that is...Kevin Smith - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-1-06 - Complete212. Cut And Run reviewsPink's a scumbag, but then again, he never said he wasn't...Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-30-06 - Complete213. Gone Wrong reviewsShe had to wonder to herself how so much had gone so wrong so fast.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-24-06 - Complete214. Only A Needle reviewsIt's only a needle, but it will change her forever.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-17-06 - Complete215. Sanity In A Box reviewsSometimes it's the little things that keep us sane...Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-17-06 - Radek Z. - Complete216. Cyrano reviewsHe always brought her flowers, where he got them from, Teyla didn't know...Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-16-06 - Rodney M. & Teyla E. - Complete217. Keys reviewsOne hundred word drabble response to the When Plot Bunnies Attack forum 100 themes challenge 'Keys'.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-15-06 - Rodney M. - Complete218. Night Of The Snarky reviewsHis eyelids are drooping, his jaw is slack...it's just another night of burning the midnight oil for Rodney McKay...or is it?Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 11-1-06 - Published: 10-30-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete219. Colonel For Sale » reviewsA charity event goes horribly wrong for Sam...Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,360 - Reviews: 149 - Updated: 10-25-06 - Published: 10-10-06 - S. Carter & J. O'Neill - Complete220. Too Easily Impressed reviewsIt's time for a Halloween movie marathon on Atlantis but Sheppard's selections leave a lot to be desired...Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-23-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete221. Something The Ancients Did Not Intend reviewsI can't believe you did that!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-19-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete222. The Thrill Of The Kill reviewsIt is rapture to stalk his prey. Thrill, elation and ecstacy wrapped in one.A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-18-06 - Complete223. A Stroke Of Genius reviewsIn which Rodney shows Sheppard just how smart he really is.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-18-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete224. All Hallow's Eve reviewsIt's Halloween on Atlantis. Time to break those costumes out of the mothballs.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-17-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete225. Till Death Do Us Part reviews[Batman] 'I've recently had a tragedy in my life...Alicia threw herself out a window.' Yes she did...but why?Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-11-06 - Complete226. To Rodney, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar reviewsA debate between Sheppard and McKay over who made the best Catwoman yields an unexpected response from a fellow expedition member.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-11-06 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete227. Superstitious reviewsBecause Sheppard's favorite day comes but once a year...Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 10-11-06 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete228. A Question For The Ages reviewsTwo women debate a question that has plauged womankind for decades, and Rodney eavesdrops.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-27-06 - Rodney M. - Complete229. Alone reviewsHe can feel the end coming...Warning, angsty death!ficStargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-26-06 - Rodney M. - Complete230. Prince Charming Was One Sick Puppy reviewsA short conversation between McKay and Sheppard, in which the sanity of Prince Charming comes into question.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 9-4-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete231. First Name Basis reviewsTwo staff members have been calling each other by their last names for long enough...Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-23-06 - Carson B. & Laura C. - Complete232. Conventional Thinking reviewsSomething big is going down in the Nevada desert and McKay is going to miss it...Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-23-06 - Rodney M. - Complete233. Retribution! » reviewsDoctor McKay has finally pushed one of his fellow crewmen over the edge. You all knew it would happen sooner or later.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,049 - Reviews: 136 - Updated: 8-13-06 - Published: 6-16-06 - Rodney M. - Complete234. Babysitting Is Not For The Faint Of Heart reviewsApparently, it's not for Rodney McKay either.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-12-06 - Rodney M. - Complete235. Something Citrus This Way Comes reviewsRodney's in the infirmary after a run in with some rogue citrus, who, oh who is at fault?Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 8-7-06 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete236. The Official Anti Plot Bunny Agency Handbook » reviewsYou wanted it, you're getting it! The Official Patented Anti Plot Bunny Agency Handbook. Written as a companion to the parody and stupidity that is 'When Plot Bunnies Attack'.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 8-7-06 - Published: 8-2-06237. Like Father, Like Daughter reviewsSo different, yet somehow the same.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-6-06 - Laura C. & Rodney M. - Complete238. Comparing Close Shaves reviewsIn which two of our favorite over whumped doctors compare injury reports.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 7-7-06 - Rodney M. - Complete239. Who Killed Kavanaugh? reviewsWho dunnit? Sheppard? McKay? Zelenka?Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 7-4-06 - Complete240. Rooks And Knights And Bishops, Oh My! reviewsNot everything in chess is always black and white.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-29-06 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete
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