| BiteMeTechie |
Author has written 195 stories for Lone Gunmen, Stargate: Atlantis, Smallville, Stargate: SG-1, Batman, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Batman the Animated Series, Evil Dead/Army of Darkness, Batman, Reservoir Dogs, Kevin Smith, Law and Order: SVU, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Twilight Zone, Star Wars, Cowboy Bebop, Edgar Allan Poe, Lupin III, Harry Potter, City of Heroes, Burn Notice, Kill Bill, Teen Titans, Xena: Warrior Princess, Misc. Comics, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Hellboy. If you never do anything else for me as long as you live, do this: Go to http://villainy.inkspillandquill.com and have a look at the brand spankin' new webcomic based on teh CATverse! | |||||||||||||
1. Fille de Joie reviewsEveryone in Gotham has a story. Yes, even you. *REVISED*Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-30-09 - Published: 3-21-09 - Complete2. Grudge reviews*CAT* "In ceremonies of the horsemen, even the pawn must hold a grudge."Batman - Rated: K+ - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-24-09 - Scarecrow & The Riddler3. Mi Familia » reviews*CAT* It's funny how something as innocent as Dean Martin could lead to...this.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-24-09 - Published: 3-2-09 - Scarecrow4. Someone Noticed » reviewsWhen the expedition to Atlantis began, several of the world's greatest minds were taken along for the ride. You're telling me that no one on Earth noticed their absence? I'd like to think as a species we're slightly more observant than that. SGAXFilesCrossover - Lone Gunmen & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 42,107 - Reviews: 290 - Updated: 6-24-09 - Published: 7-5-065. All Bad Girls Go to Arkham » reviews*CAT* Surely you didn't think that three intrepid henchgirls could avoid the long arm of the law forever, did you? Oh, you naive thing, you...Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-23-09 - Published: 10-30-086. Unhappily Ever After » reviews*CAT* Holonovels. Sounds like a good idea, doesn't it? Um...yeah, NOT.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,832 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 4-8-09 - Published: 3-21-08 - Scarecrow - Complete7. Chance reviewsSo is this murder or suicide?Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-8-09 - Two-Face & Bruce W.8. Gemini reviewsFunny how these things work out, ain't it, Detective?Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-4-09 - Harvey B.9. Beginnings » reviewsNo one knew what happened to Harley Quinn after the Joker was killed...until now, that is. *revised*Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,494 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 3-29-09 - Published: 10-18-06 - Complete10. Columbine » reviewsWhen Harley disappears, she leaves space at the Joker's right hand that's just begging to be filled by a young, pretty, capable woman...the only problem is, Harley's not quite ready to give up her post. *revised*Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,725 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 3-29-09 - Published: 6-14-07 - The Joker & Harley Quinn - Complete11. Meow Mix reviews*CAT* Places to avoid in Gotham: Dark alleys. Dark alleys. Dark alleys. Research laboratories...wait, what? *REVISED*Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 8-7-07 - The Riddler - Complete12. Riddle Me This reviews*CAT* And THIS is why telephones and the answering thereof is bad. *REVISED*Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 8-7-07 - The Riddler - Complete13. Play it Again, Sam reviews*CAT* This looks like the start of a beautiful friendship, doesn't it?Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-5-09 - Complete14. Hungarian Rhapsody » reviewsCAT Nothing in Gotham ever turns out normal. Not even an innocent little thing like a horror film festival.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,094 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 11-3-07 - Scarecrow - Complete15. Somebody Snitched On Me reviews*CAT* I broke my pipe on Nightwing's head, somebody snitched on me...Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-27-09 - Scarecrow & Richard G. - Complete16. Of the Essence » reviewsWilliam Faulkner once said "Time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life." The Clock King learns this lesson the hard way, thanks to a twist of fate and a watchmaker's granddaughter.Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,987 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 12-10-08 - Published: 10-29-08 - Complete17. Baby's First Heist reviews*CAT* And here's her birth certificate. A picture of her favorite toy, her baby shoes and, of course, her first security camera footage...Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-30-08 - Scarecrow - Complete18. Sack Cloth And Chicken Soup » reviewsBecause someone out there needs to be feeding Jonathan Crane...*Revised*Batman - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 11-29-08 - Published: 12-19-06 - Scarecrow - Complete19. Dirty Laundry reviews*CAT* Some secrets should be paraded in public. Some should just stay...in your pants.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-24-08 - Scarecrow - Complete20. Karma reviewsYou know, that waiter at Jack Rabbit Slim's...he looked awfully familiar....almost eerily so.Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-23-08 - Complete21. In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning reviews*CAT* The past and present wilt--I have fill'd them, emptied them. And proceed to fill my next fold of the future.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-20-08 - Scarecrow - Complete22. The Scare reviews*CAT* Believe it or not, there are things far scarier than waking the Scarecrow at four in the morning.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-17-08 - Scarecrow - Complete23. Spectre reviews*The Cask of Amontillado* Even gruesome happy endings don't get to last for Montesor.Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-31-08 - Complete24. Turnabout Intruder reviews*CAT* The worst sort of intruder is the one you willingly allow inside. Oh, and the one that busts down the front door...Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-26-08 - Richard G. & Scarecrow - Complete25. Phantom Wise reviewsThe best laid plans of dormice and Hatters may often go astray.Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-22-08 - Complete26. Aftermath reviewsFiona needs him to be a Kleenex? Then by God, he’ll be a Kleenex. He’ll be the best damn Kleenex there ever was.Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-22-08 - Complete27. Social Butterfly With Fangs reviewsJervis put the kettle on, kettle on, kettle on, Jervis, do put the kettle on, Jonathan Crane needs tea.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 7-22-08 - Mad Hatter & Scarecrow - Complete28. Rainy Day Sun*ArchEnemies* It's raining, it's pouring, the hero's got pneumonia. Just another day in the life for Vincent Darko and Ethan Baxter.Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Published: 7-22-08 - Complete29. Paper Hearts reviewsDecades after the heyday of villainy and still, there's no such thing as happily ever after.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-22-08 - Mad Hatter - Complete30. General For Free » reviewsIt appears Samantha Carter will never learn her lesson when it comes to formal occasions and the problems that are found therein. Sequel to Astrophysicist For RentStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,041 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 6-20-08 - Published: 10-19-07 - Carter, S. - Complete31. The Plot Bunnies Strike Back: The Angora Strain » reviewsThey're back. They're pissed off. They're Plot Bunnies and they still won't be denied!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 23,991 - Reviews: 204 - Updated: 6-20-08 - Published: 12-4-06 - Rodney M.32. Big Red and the Big Bad reviewsThere's a very good reason why Spike dislikes Prague...because things like THIS keep happening there.Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-20-08 - Spike & Hellboy - Complete33. Don't Make Me Axe You Again » reviews*CAT* There are certain people you shouldn't upset. People with axes are up there on the top of the list.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 8-20-07 - Scarecrow - Complete34. My First Year At Hogwarts: Or, How Not To Write » reviewsHow does one go from MarySuethor to award winning author? Lots of practice...and making lots of mistakes. Behold, the horrible early writing fumblings of BiteMeTechie. Your basic Mary Sue tale with a couple of razor sharp learning curves along the way.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 62 - Words: 137,484 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 6-11-07 - Draco M. & Harry P.35. The Abandoned » reviews[Spin off from end of season 3] Atlantis has been uprooted and moved, throwing everything into turmoil for its inhabitants, but they aren't the only ones affected. Two teams off world missed their check in and have dialed home to find...there's no answer.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,384 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 11-24-0736. Kiss and Tell reviews*CAT* There are some things that you just don't blurt out.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-11-08 - Scarecrow - Complete37. Heartburn reviews*CAT* This was the sort of thing that an antacid just wouldn't cure. Dammit.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-7-08 - Scarecrow - Complete38. Sugar Shock reviews*CAT* Reason number 145 why you never go into a henchgirl's room without supervision...Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-7-08 - Scarecrow - Complete39. Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea reviews[CAT] The boy said My name's Johnny and it might be a sin, but I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret, 'cause I'm the best there's ever been. Wait...since when are we in Georgia?Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-8-07 - Scarecrow - Complete40. Kitten's First Word reviews[CAT] Irony, irony, it's her favorite word.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-6-07 - Scarecrow - Complete41. The Ride reviews[CAT] Never talk to strangers. More importantly, never get into their car.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-5-07 - Scarecrow - Complete42. I Get a Kick Out of You reviews[CAT] They say curiosity killed the cat. For Jonathan Crane, it's more of an embarassing inconvenience.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-28-07 - Scarecrow - Complete43. Hail to the King, Baby reviews[CAT] What happens in Atlantic City comes back to bite you in Vegas.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-26-07 - The Riddler - Complete44. Friend reviewsGather round, children...once upon a time, Joxer got drunk enough to gather the nerve to tell Gabrielle he loved her...and it all went wrong.Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-22-07 - Joxer & Gabrielle - Complete45. Epitaph reviews[Season Six] When flesh is gone and even the bones have turned to dust, all we leave are simple slabs of stone with parting words etched on them...but those words aren't always accurate.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-21-07 - Buffy S. - Complete46. Creeping Craving reviews[Tag for Spellbound] Raven knows she should fight it...that book has brought nothing but trouble since the moment she started reading it...but somehow, she still finds herself drawn.Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-21-07 - Raven & Malchior - Complete47. Chasing Bliss reviews[Spuffy: Season Six] It isn't right, it isn't real but it's there, and that's what counts.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-21-07 - Buffy S. & Spike - Complete48. Of Debts and Debt Collections reviews[CAT] Today is the worst day of the rest of your life...Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-19-07 - Two-Face & Scarecrow - Complete49. Early Retirement reviews[CAT] Everybody gets old. Not everybody stays that way.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-16-07 - Scarecrow - Complete50. From The Files Of The Plot Bunny Busters » reviewsThe Anti Plot Bunny Agents are off on their first missions through the fandoms. A companion to the parody piece 'When Plot Bunnies Attack'Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 54,637 - Reviews: 232 - Updated: 11-15-07 - Published: 8-14-06 - Complete51. Power Trip reviewsNever ever, ever let Beast Boy pick what game to play when you're bored. It'll end badly. Especially for him.Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-11-07 - Beast Boy & Raven - Complete52. My Bloody Valentine reviews[Post NFA] And sometimes, they almost cross paths...but only almost.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-7-07 - Buffy S. & Spike - Complete53. Making Up For Lost Time reviews[CAT] It's only funny until your henchgirls poke each other in the eye. Then it's called sweet, sweet revenge.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-3-07 - Scarecrow - Complete54. Rubbing Off reviews[CAT] You know what they say about bad influences spoiling useful habits...Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-2-07 - Scarecrow - Complete55. Car Trouble reviews[CAT] In which an old friend dies and a new one is brought into the fold. No, it's not what you think.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-2-07 - Scarecrow - Complete56. Danger: Satedan at Play reviewsJust whose bright idea was it to introduce the runner to video games, anyways? Why, Colonel Sheppard's, of course.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-28-07 - John S. & Ronon D. - Complete57. Justice reviewsIn the real world, the good guys in the white hats don't win, nobody rides off into the sunset and nobody get to live happily ever after. Not even Beatrix Kiddo.Kill Bill - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-26-07 - Complete58. The Duh Factor reviewsRodney really needs to learn to follow the instructions...Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-26-07 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete59. Midnight Confessional reviews[CAT] Funeral homes, laundromats and now, churches. Is there nowhere safe in Gotham anymore?Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-23-07 - The Riddler - Complete60. Hurty McHurtHurt reviews[CAT] A heist. Some hurting. Some begging for mercy. Some hurting of he who hurt the master, and a movie!Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-23-07 - Scarecrow - Complete61. Masque reviews[CAT] In which Bruce Wayne throws a ball and Julius Caesar has a nice friendly chat with a peacock under a banquet table.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-22-07 - Richard G. - Complete62. Sui Caedere reviewsBy definition, martyrs die and their greatest loves are left behind. These are always left with questions, questions that are never simple, and answers that are harder still. [Post The Gift]Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-21-07 - Dawn S. & Spike - Complete63. Stormy Weather reviewsRain drops! Drizzle drops! Why can't we all just get along?Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-20-07 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete64. To Trade Quips With a Q reviewsIn which there is no fourth wall between universes and Rodney McKay meets his match. [Star Trek crossover. Sorta.]Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-16-07 - Rodney M. - Complete65. There's Got to Be a Morning After reviewsBed, check. Pillow, check. Astrophysicist in bed on pillow, check and check. Blonde marine...blonde marine? BLONDE MARINE?Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-16-07 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete66. Obsession reviewsWhen Rodney gets in over his head with a female, he really gets in over his head.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-16-07 - Rodney M. - Complete67. No More Coffee reviewsThere are few things that could be as much of a shock to the system as caffeine deprivation, especially for Rodney McKay. Yet, Elizabeth Weir seems to have found something that fits the bill.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-16-07 - Elizabeth W. & Rodney M. - Complete68. Mistletoe Can Be Deadly If You Eat It reviewsHolidays are always hard. Rodney McKay just seems to delight in making them harder. Luckily, another staff member can match him, blow for verbal blow...and then some. [McWinter]Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-16-07 - Rodney M. - Complete69. Deception of the Leathery Kind reviewsThere are worse ways to get off a hostile planet. There must be.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-16-07 - Teyla E. & Rodney M. - Complete70. Girlish Giggling and Goosing reviewsNever take the funny colored liquid from the natives. Have we learned nothing?Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-16-07 - Teyla E. & Rodney M. - Complete71. Beware of Money Back Guarantees reviewsSnakeoil salesmen are still around, except now they're selling...instant tanning lotion?Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-16-07 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete72. Hop With the Geek Set reviewsThere is nothing quite so exasperating as trying to explain the finer points of comic books to an alien.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-15-07 - Rodney M. & Teyla E. - Complete73. Malice Domestic reviews[CAT] Love and marriage, love and marriage, go together like...peanut butter and saur kraut.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-15-07 - Scarecrow & The Riddler - Complete74. Return To 1428 » reviewsAfter all these years, it's time to get some closure...and revenge...revenge would be good too. Sequel To 'The 1428 Diaries'A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,496 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 4-1-07 - Complete75. War Games reviews[CAT] Of course you realize, this means war...Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-15-07 - Scarecrow - Complete76. Payback reviews[CAT] Revenge is a dish best served when the victim is least expecting it...Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-15-07 - Scarecrow - Complete77. Short Circuit reviews[CAT]There's a good reason why nobody ever hugs Mister Freeze.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-15-07 - Scarecrow - Complete78. Tourist Trap reviews[CAT] And why is it that Gotham has so many tourists again?Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-15-07 - Scarecrow - Complete79. Uncle Squishy's Sunshine Hour reviews[CAT] Sometimes he wondered how these things happened. Other times, he just contemplated the demise of those at fault.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-13-07 - Scarecrow - Complete80. A Sense Of Propriety reviews[CAT] There may be no such thing as honor among rogues, or common decency, but there is common courtesy. Usually. Sometimes...okay, occasionally.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-31-07 - Scarecrow & Penguin - Complete81. Remembrances » reviewsWillow wants nothing more than to forget...but she can't. Neither can Spike. At least, not without her help. The only trouble is, he doesn't want her help.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-26-07 - Published: 8-5-07 - Willow R. & Spike - Complete82. Quantum Similarities reviewsThey say that if you put two people on opposite sides of the world and they share enough similarities, they will find each other, despite the odds. Carson is about to find out that this rule applies not only to planet Earth, but to the universe at large.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-26-07 - Carson B. - Complete83. Ace Of Spades reviews[CAT] In which there is a chase, Batman gets beaned, and the Scarecrow finally gets the last laugh.Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-24-07 - Scarecrow & Bruce W. - Complete84. Retribution!: Revisited » reviewsEveryone's favorite borderline homicidal physicist is back and ready for action. A sequel to the tale 'Retribution'Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,895 - Reviews: 174 - Updated: 8-21-07 - Published: 10-10-06 - Rodney M. - Complete85. Crossword Compulsions And Coffee Conundrums » reviewsEver wondered how you could possibly find yourself indebted to the Riddler? It's easier than you might think...Batman - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,103 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 8-17-07 - Published: 12-22-06 - The Riddler - Complete86. Don't Try This At Home reviewsWe're NOT what you would call experts.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-13-07 - John S. & Ronon D. - Complete87. A Man's Blanket Is His Fort reviewsRodney McKay is a man on a mission and he will not be defeated! Mostly. Probably. Perhaps. Well, he didn't want the stupid thing back anyway!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-13-07 - Rodney M. - Complete88. Visions Of Philosophy As Seen Through A Lava Lamp reviewsSometimes you don't need complex, mind bending explanations and big words to make things clear. Sometimes, you just need...a lava lamp.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-13-07 - Rodney M. & Teyla E. - Complete89. Atlantistastic! » reviewsIn the tradition of Snarktastic, I come bearing Atlantis themed one shots and drabbles. Every genre, every pairing, every character. Request it and I'll write it!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 6-12-0790. Pretend reviewsIt's nothing more than a play of shadows. A lie painted in dark and light of his own creation...better than the truth and kinder than reality, but still all just pretend. [Post The Gift]Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-9-07 - Spike & Buffy S. - Complete91. Sing Sweet Nightingale reviewsThere's a reason why Oswald Cobblepot stopped frequenting the opera...Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-7-07 - Complete92. Season Of The Witch reviews[CAT] Never anger a voodoo priestess. Not even if you're the Scarecrow.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-7-07 - Scarecrow - Complete93. Astrophysicist For Rent » reviewsSamantha Carter and the words 'Formal Occasion' don't belong in the same sentence. Why? Because disaster is never far behind. [Sequel to Colonel For Sale]Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,184 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 8-5-07 - Published: 6-12-07 - Carter, S. - Complete94. Caught In The Draft reviews[CAT] How do you avoid an unwanted stint in the military? The Scarecrow is about to find out one of the most unorthodox methods.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-31-07 - Scarecrow - Complete95. Off Limits reviews[Burn Notice] There are just some lines that you don't cross.Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-31-07 - Complete96. Stars And Spangles reviews[CAT] Paying attention to what day it is can be very important...especially if there's explosives traditionally deployed on said day.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-31-07 - Scarecrow - Complete97. Defamation Of Character » reviews[CAT] I will not print lies about Gotham's villains. I will not print lies about Gotham's villains. I will not print...well, okay, maybe just this once...Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-31-07 - Published: 7-11-07 - The Joker & Scarecrow - Complete98. Complimentary » reviewsYou don't know what you've got till it's gone, ain't that how the sayin' goes?Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-29-07 - Published: 5-20-07 - Spike & Dawn S. - Complete99. Beware Those You Offend reviewsSomeone wants to assassinate Rodney McKay...and it looks like they might succeed.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-22-07 - Rodney M. - Complete100. Domesticity » reviews[CAT] Dirty clothes. Fabric softener. Detergent. Stalkers. Now everyone sing along. One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong...Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-20-07 - Published: 7-17-07 - Scarecrow - Complete101. Hitch reviews[CAT] Never before had he relied on the kindness of strangers...and after today? Never, ever again.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-20-07 - Scarecrow - Complete102. Eye Of The Beholder reviewsIt's all a matter of perspective, isn't it?Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-19-07 - Scarecrow & The Riddler - Complete103. Sexual Healing reviews[CAT: Red Light District] Lab accidents can sometimes have...interesting results.Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-14-07 - Scarecrow - Complete104. Sisters » reviewsA young woman enters the SVU searching for Detective Munch only to die in the arms of Elliot Stabler, leaving a trail of lies, mystery and intrigue in her wake.Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-7-07 - Published: 6-14-07105. Just A Matter Of Time »Another in a long line of Suethor stories dug up and posted for posterity's sake. Not bad, in comparison to having your arm ripped off by a disgruntled bull. Beware the time travel! Sues.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,799 - Updated: 7-3-07 - Published: 6-12-07 - Severus S.106. Smash Success » reviews[CAT] Certain things should never see the light of day. A henchgirl's uncensored thoughts on Earth's heroes and villains is just...one of those things.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 7-3-07 - Published: 6-4-07 - Scarecrow - Complete107. Pessimists Are Rarely Disappointed reviewsNot every hero in Paragon wants to be one, you know. Do the words victim of circumstance ring any bells?City of Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-29-07 - Complete108. Vacation Slides: Culture Shock reviews[CAT] Never ask a villain what did you do with your vacation?Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-21-07 - Scarecrow - Complete109. The Unemployment Scam » reviews[CAT] What are three out of work henchgirls supposed to do to support themselves now that the world thinks they're dead and gone?Batman - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-18-07 - Published: 4-1-07 - Complete110. The Return » reviews[Warning: Old fic] When Morris Fletcher approaches an old ally of the Gunmen to inform her that they're still alive, her entire universe is turned on its head.Lone Gunmen - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-14-07111. A Marriage Of Inconvenience » reviewsFrom the bowels of my hard drive, I give you a SnapeOCDracoOC horror, written in response to the marriage law challenge.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,861 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-12-07112. Year Of The Snake reviews[CAT] In all fairness, it might have been more fitting if they'd returned in the year of the tiger...but beggars can't be choosers, you know.Batman - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-4-07 - Scarecrow - Complete113. I'm Thankful For reviews[CAT] One man's felony is another man's heartfelt gift.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-27-07 - Scarecrow - Complete114. Moonlit Melody reviewsMusic can bring two virtual strangers all that much closer together.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-20-07 - Rodney M. & Teyla E. - Complete115. Well And Truly Screwed reviewsIn theory, I should be able to screw him over without a second thought...but theory and reality seem to differ quite a bit.Lupin III - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-20-07 - Complete116. But For The Sake Of Amontillado reviewsA fool and his life are soon parted, as Fortunato is unfortunate enough to discover.Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: T - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-20-07 - Complete117. Used To Be reviewsWhen you lose your identity, all you're left with are the remnants of who you used to be.Cowboy Bebop - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-20-07 - Edward - Complete118. Mistakes Made reviewsSometimes what was done cannot be undone.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-20-07 - Leia O. & Luke S. - Complete119. Bury Me Deep reviews[CAT] Jonathan Crane had never been very fond of mortuaries and this experience would do little to change his opinion.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-10-07 - Scarecrow - Complete120. Blood On The Microphone reviewsShe wasn't a killer...at least, she didn't think she was...but the evidence was there...Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-1-07 - Teyla E. - Complete121. If reviewsOf all the questions in the world, Laura Cadman's least favorite is 'What if'Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-1-07 - Laura C. & Carson B. - Complete122. Quid Pro Quo reviewsGetting mad might be good, but getting even is better.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-1-07 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete123. Luck Of The Irish reviews[CAT] It certainly wasn't the worst plan they'd ever devised, but it came awfully close...Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-25-07 - Complete124. Facets reviewsCarpe Diem doesn't always turn out as planned.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-25-07 - Elizabeth W. & Radek Z. - Complete125. Shattered Light reviewsBetter to have loved and lost...at least, that's what they say...Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-25-07 - Rodney M. & Teyla E. - Complete126. A Mathematical Impossibility reviewsImpossible? In the Pegasus Galaxy? What's that?Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-25-07 - John S. & Elizabeth W. - Complete127. Snarktastic » reviewsA series of McKay centric drabbles and one shots. Every pairing, every genre, request it and I'll write it!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 219 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 12-10-06 - Rodney M. - Complete128. After The Fact » reviewsAsh looks back on his adventures from the safest vantage point humanly possible...or is it?Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,346 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 10-21-06 - Complete129. Bad Moon Rising » reviewsThere is a maddening itch beneath her skin and Teyla just can't reach it. It is the sign of great and terrible changes on the horizon.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,357 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 10-28-06 - Teyla E. - Complete130. Charity Begins At Home reviews[CAT] He'd die before he'd take charity...well, he'd go hungry for a bit, at least.Batman - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-1-07 - Scarecrow - Complete131. Make Out Point reviews[CAT] You ever wonder how those horrible 'Lunatic at Make Out Point' urban legends are born? Well, you're about to find out...Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-15-07 - Scarecrow - Complete132. The Two Snarkers reviewsMcKay's had it up to here and he's not going to take it anymore!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-15-07 - Rodney M. - Complete133. Shoo Flu, Don't Bother Me reviews[CAT] The Batman has yet to thwart him, he survived the washing machine of doom, but can a nasty case of the flu finally be the Riddler's undoing?Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-27-07 - The Riddler - Complete134. The Meaning Of Lurve reviews[CAT] How a routine robbery turned into this...this whatever it was, Jonathan Crane would never know.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-6-07 - Scarecrow - Complete135. A Minion's Memoirs reviews[CAT] It's amazing the things one finds in shoeboxes under a henchgirl's bed...Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,411 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-1-07 - Scarecrow - Complete136. Fellowship Of Physicists reviewsDarn it all! Who knew Rodney McKay was so hard to shop for? [McWinter Friendship]Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-28-07 - Rodney M. - Complete137. Wishy Washy reviews[CAT] In which the Riddler gains a strange new phobia and learns that some things are just not meant to be used as hiding places.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-23-07 - The Riddler - Complete138. Moose Tracks And Thankful Men reviews[CAT] There's a reason why most villains have henchmen and not henchgirls...Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-21-07 - Scarecrow - Complete139. Black And Blue reviews[CAT] He really needed to stop taking dark alleys as short cuts...it always ended badly, and this would be no exception.Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-18-07 - Scarecrow - Complete140. Measure Of Madness reviewsWhat exactly seperates us from 'them' anyways? Hm?Batman - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-16-07 - The Joker - Complete141. Headstones Of Henchgirls reviews[CAT] He was only there to make certain they were really dead...God, he hoped they were dead.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-15-07 - Scarecrow - Complete142. In Words There Is Power reviews[The Obsolete Man] Flimsy words strung together to illustrate feeling are easily discarded by the state, but are a breath of life to the oppressed. How did an obsolete man become the voice of the silent and prove to be the undoing of an entire government?Twilight Zone - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-7-07 - Complete143. Darkness On My Back reviewsJohn Sheppard is not a man given to mourning. His emotions manifest themselves in other ways.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-27-06 - John S. - Complete144. Pleased reviewsWillow reflects on a certain encounter that took place during 'The Initiative'.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-27-06 - Willow R. & Spike - Complete145. Never Knew reviewsIt's always the ones we never think we needed that we miss the most.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-27-06 - Elizabeth W. & Radek Z. - Complete146. Mercy And Loyalty reviewsThere is one thing that Lex Luthor values more than anything else, one trait he holds in a higher regard than any of the others. And it's something that no one has ever given him truly...until her.Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-24-06 - Lex L. - Complete147. The Night Smallville Exploded » reviewsBecause I've had it up to here with the writers rewriting canon...Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 12-23-06 - Published: 10-10-06 - Complete148. Beneath The Surface reviewsThere's so much more there than what one sees on the surface. Warning: Stupid, soppy holiday crap.Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-23-06 - Complete149. Of Head Injuries And Hobbits reviewsSometimes relationships are forged in the most unusual of circumstances under the strangest conditions. McKayOC.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-16-06 - Rodney M. - Complete150. Mind Of The Madman reviewsEven though the cops have caught him, he knows they'll never get him. Not really.A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-16-06 - Complete151. The 1428 Diaries » reviewsThe house of 1428 has many secrets. A shoebox that contains a forgotten diary hidden under one of the floorboards in the attic is only one of them. Follow a regular girl's slow descent into madness courtesy of Fred Krueger. Now complete with happy ending!A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,239 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 12-13-06 - Published: 11-26-06 - Complete152. Now Is The Winter Of Our Discontent reviewsAn ice age has descended upon Gotham City, leaving the two most unlikely people in the world to huddle together for warmth...and hating every second of it.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-12-06 - The Joker & Poison Ivy - Complete153. Benevolence reviewsSomeone created the Wraith, but it wasn't the Ancients.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-10-06 - Complete154. Girls Poker Night: Lydia's Story reviewsLydia Winter has returned to Atlantis after a six month stay on Earth and that can only mean one thing: Girl's Night.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-9-06 - Rodney M. - Complete155. You're The One reviewsThere are many aspects of the city of Atlantis that no one knows about and Rodney's just stumbled upon one of them.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-6-06 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete156. When Plot Bunnies Attack » reviewsThey're the harbingers of doom. They multiply like tribbles. They care not for canon information. They're plot bunnies and they will not be denied! THE SAGA IS NOW COMPLETE!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 70 - Words: 106,992 - Reviews: 709 - Updated: 12-2-06 - Published: 6-18-06 - Rodney M. - Complete157. An RST Christmas reviews[Clerks] Dante always seems to be the one who gets the interesting customers...until tonight, that is...Kevin Smith - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-1-06 - Complete158. Cut And Run reviewsPink's a scumbag, but then again, he never said he wasn't...Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-30-06 - Complete159. Gone Wrong reviewsShe had to wonder to herself how so much had gone so wrong so fast.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-24-06 - Complete160. Only A Needle reviewsIt's only a needle, but it will change her forever.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-17-06 - Complete161. Broken Smile reviewsAnd through it all, she smiles...Batman - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-17-06 - Harley Quinn & The Joker - Complete162. Sanity In A Box reviewsSometimes it's the little things that keep us sane...Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-17-06 - Radek Z. - Complete163. Cyrano reviewsHe always brought her flowers, where he got them from, Teyla didn't know...Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-16-06 - Rodney M. & Teyla E. - Complete164. Keys reviewsOne hundred word drabble response to the When Plot Bunnies Attack forum 100 themes challenge 'Keys'.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-15-06 - Rodney M. - Complete165. Tears reviewsTeyla hasn't cried in years...Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-15-06 - Rodney M. & Teyla E. - Complete166. Not So Well Kept A Secret reviewsRodney...there's nothing to be ashamed of. I mean, you were a kid and kids do silly, embarassing things...Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-15-06 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete167. Night Of The Snarky reviewsHis eyelids are drooping, his jaw is slack...it's just another night of burning the midnight oil for Rodney McKay...or is it?Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-1-06 - Published: 10-30-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete168. Colonel For Sale » reviewsA charity event goes horribly wrong for Sam...Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 143 - Updated: 10-25-06 - Published: 10-10-06 - Carter, S. & O'Neill, J. - Complete169. Too Easily Impressed reviewsIt's time for a Halloween movie marathon on Atlantis but Sheppard's selections leave a lot to be desired...Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-23-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete170. Something The Ancients Did Not Intend reviewsI can't believe you did that!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-19-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete171. The Thrill Of The Kill reviewsIt is rapture to stalk his prey. Thrill, elation and ecstacy wrapped in one.A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-18-06 - Complete172. A Stroke Of Genius reviewsIn which Rodney shows Sheppard just how smart he really is.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-18-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete173. All Hallow's Eve reviewsIt's Halloween on Atlantis. Time to break those costumes out of the mothballs.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-17-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete174. Till Death Do Us Part reviews[Batman] 'I've recently had a tragedy in my life...Alicia threw herself out a window.' Yes she did...but why?Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-11-06 - Complete175. To Rodney, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar reviewsA debate between Sheppard and McKay over who made the best Catwoman yields an unexpected response from a fellow expedition member.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-11-06 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete176. Superstitious reviewsBecause Sheppard's favorite day comes but once a year...Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 10-11-06 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete177. A Question For The Ages reviewsTwo women debate a question that has plauged womankind for decades, and Rodney eavesdrops.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-27-06 - Rodney M. - Complete178. Alone reviewsHe can feel the end coming...Warning, angsty death!ficStargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-26-06 - Rodney M. - Complete179. Prince Charming Was One Sick Puppy reviewsA short conversation between McKay and Sheppard, in which the sanity of Prince Charming comes into question.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 9-4-06 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete180. Faux Pas reviewsA day off on Atlantis yields an interesting insight into the fashion choices of Doctor McKay.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-4-06 - Rodney M. & Elizabeth W. - Complete181. Monty McKay reviewsWhen Atlantis meets Monty Python...sort of.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-3-06 - Rodney M. - Complete182. First Name Basis reviewsTwo staff members have been calling each other by their last names for long enough...Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-23-06 - Carson B. & Laura C. - Complete183. Conventional Thinking reviewsSomething big is going down in the Nevada desert and McKay is going to miss it...Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-23-06 - Rodney M. - Complete184. Retribution! » reviewsDoctor McKay has finally pushed one of his fellow crewmen over the edge. You all knew it would happen sooner or later.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,704 - Reviews: 134 - Updated: 8-13-06 - Published: 6-16-06 - Rodney M. - Complete185. Babysitting Is Not For The Faint Of Heart reviewsApparently, it's not for Rodney McKay either.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-12-06 - Rodney M. - Complete186. Something Citrus This Way Comes reviewsRodney's in the infirmary after a run in with some rogue citrus, who, oh who is at fault?Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-7-06 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete187. The Official Anti Plot Bunny Agency Handbook » reviewsYou wanted it, you're getting it! The Official Patented Anti Plot Bunny Agency Handbook. Written as a companion to the parody and stupidity that is 'When Plot Bunnies Attack'.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 8-7-06 - Published: 8-2-06188. Like Father, Like Daughter reviewsSo different, yet somehow the same.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-6-06 - Laura C. & Rodney M. - Complete189. Comparing Close Shaves reviewsIn which two of our favorite over whumped doctors compare injury reports.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-7-06 - Rodney M. - Complete190. Who Killed Kavanaugh? reviewsWho dunnit? Sheppard? McKay? Zelenka?Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 7-4-06 - Complete191. Rooks And Knights And Bishops, Oh My! reviewsNot everything in chess is always black and white.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-29-06 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete192. And Neither Am I » reviewsMcKay tries to convince himself that he's not falling for Cadman, and fails just as miserably. This is the companion peice to the fluffy McCadman story 'I'm Not' from Rodney's POV.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,410 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 6-27-06 - Published: 6-15-06 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete193. I'm Not! » reviewsCadman tries to convince herself that she's not falling for McKay...and fails miserably. McKadman.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,773 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 6-15-06 - Published: 6-12-06 - Rodney M. & Laura C. - Complete194. Scenario Twelve D reviewsResponse to the 155 word challenge. This vignette deals with the morning of September Eleventh 2001 and just how the Gunmen found out about the fall of The World Trade Center.Lone Gunmen - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-23-06 - Complete
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