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Name:Lulu, Lanasha Mary, Lilliana, Louanne, Louisa Marie,LouLou, Mandy,Madeline, Amy,Louise Amanda, Louise Alina, Alina Louise, Madeline Amanda, Manny, Amanda, Louanne Amy, Amalia Maria, Amalia Alina Luisa, Luisa, Maddy, Adelaide Marie, Andy, Maddie, Zelda Marie,Carrie Amelia,Mary,Maria Amy,Zelda, Carrie, Carrie Louise, Caroline, Carolyn, CarolinaLuisa, Elisabet Carolina, Elisabet Luisa,Elisabet,Liza Rose, Eliza Amelia, Lisbeth,Lavinia,Amalia Luisa, Luisa Maria, Alina, Adelaide, Adelaide Louise, Angeline Louise, Angelina Alina, Amelia Angelina, Liviana, Amelie, Amelia Marie, Amelia Louise, Maniqua Adelaide, Maniqua Lanasha, Lillith Louise, Lilla Rose,Rosebeth, Ellie, Eliana, Annina, Ariana, Angelis, Anna Louise, Ana Luisa, Lois, Lanasha, Annelise Marie, Amanda Anne, Amelie Marie, Louise, Annabelle Louise, Annabeth Amelie, Amalia, Lillie, Lillith, Lillibeth, Bethanne, BethLouise, Elizabeth Lily, Lily Rose, Maria Lillian--guess which is my real name
Age: Yeah, like I'm telling you
Location: Bush is the president--figure it out
Height: I'm short and I'm proud of it. That's all you need to know.
Weight: Are you kidding me?
Hobbies: reading, writing, singing, dancing ballet, eating food(especially Italian..mmmm...), playing the piano and the trumpet, watching tv, doing anything involving art, doing theatre
Pet Peeves: TOM CRUISE (ihatethisguyihatethisguyihatethisguyihatethisguy...), Katie Holmes, Paris Hilton, when people in a group excludeme or anyone elsefor no apparent reason, research papers, summer projects, boring math teachers, that STUPID President Logan on 24, math homework, homework in general, political analyists, when people openly mock Christians, long lunch lines, when people make fun of people w/ OCD/ADD/ADHD/social phobia etc., when people make fun of my friends, when people write FLAMES for anyone's fics (I REALLY hate that...what happened to constructive criticism?), when the Harry Potter movies MESS UP THE PLOTS! Britney Spears (boy, do I feel sorry for her kid!)
Favorite Songs: "Remembering You" by Stephen Curtis Chapman, "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield, "Dare You to Live" or whatever it's called by Switchfoot, "Journey to the Past" from the movie Anastasia, "Can't Take It In" by Imogen Heap, "Bring Me to Life" by Evanescence, "Blue Christmas" as performed by Porky Pig, "Wake Me Up When September Ends" by Green Day (although I don't really like them), "Proud" by somebody I forgot but it was in Akeelah and the Bee, "Magic Changes" from Grease (the play), "Seasons of Love" from Rent, "Brave" by Nicole Nordeman, "Don't Give Up" and "February Song" by Josh Groban, "Le Festin" by Camille, pretty much anything else by Imogen Heap, "How to Save a Life" and "Over My Head" by The Fray, pretty much anything by Celtic Woman...and the list goes on and on and on...
Favorite Movies: Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (lovingly abbreviated as LSSUE);The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe; The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie; Radio Flyer; Anastasia; Beauty and the Beast; Glory; The Passion of the Christ; Lord of the Rings trilogy; Star Wars Saga; Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets; Finding Nemo; The Incredibles; Akeelah and the Bee; The Hours; Pirates of the Carribbean (all three!!); Over the Hedge; Hoodwinked; Cars; Monster House; Charlotte's Web (the cartoon and the live-action versions); Night at the Museum; Because of Winn-Dixie; Dead Man Walking; Hotel Rwanda; The Lion King; Ratatouille; basically every other Disney/Pixar movie ever made Chicken Run; Road to Perdition; Stardust; The Last Mimzy; August Rush; Enchanted
Favorite Celebs: Oprah! William Moseley (yesssssssssssssssssssss), Liam Aiken (isn't he ADORABLE?), Kiefer Sutherland, Nicole Kidman, Susan Sarandon, GEORGIE HENLEY(she is sooo cute!),Jim Caviezel, Mel Gibson, Rupert Grint (my beloved redhead CUT HIS HAIR!), Skandar Keyenes(aww...such a cheek pincher..), Anna Popplewell, Emma Watson, TIM BURTON (YEAH!), George Lucas (dude, you seriously need to continue the SW saga), Johnny Depp, Drake Bell (XP), Ed Speleers (lo and behold, he is a good actor!), Garrett Hedlund, Dakota Fanning, Jonah Bobo, Jake Cherry, Ben Stiller, Freddie Highmore, Chris O'Neil, Rhiannon Leigh Wryn, DAVID HEWLETT!!, Joe Flanigan, Amanda Tapping, Torri Higginson, blahdey blah all the people on Stargate
Fave Pairings: ArthurSuzy (KttK), VioletDuncan, HarryGinny, EustaceJill, LucyCorin,LemonyDuchess of Winnepeg (don't ask--I promise I will update my fic, "The Winnepeg File"), RonHermione, AragornEowyn, JaneGunther (Jane and the Dragon), SamRodney (SGA), ROCKY!! (aka RononKeller), SPARKY!! (or shweir or whatever)
Most Hated Book/Fic/Movie etc.Pairings: KlausIsadora (isn't she supposed to be Violet's age? she's too old for him!), KlausFiona (why did LS create her? She is soooooo annoying!), SusanPeter (WHATT?), LucyTumnus (I just find it weird), DracoHermione (ewwww I hate Draco--he doesn't deserve any girl, especially one as great as Hermione), AragornArwen (Arwen is so overrated), PattyEugene (Grease), TripT'paul (Star Trek Enterprise--he should've married Hoshi!), VioletQuigley, ArthurLeaf (KttK), SamJack (Stargate-SG1--sorry, people, I just don't get it...PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!), McShep (SGA), Sheyla (SGA)
Mose Hated Celeb(yeah, I bet you can guess this one): TOM CRUISE! errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgghhhhhhhh!
Fave Books/Stories: Harry Potter; A Series of Unfortunate Events; The Great Gatsby; The Scarlet Letter; The Keys to the Kingdom; The Spiderwick Chronicles; The Watcher; Anything by Poe; The Chronicles of Narnia; Coraline; A Wrinkle in Time (there needs to be a Madeline L'engle category!); Number the Stars; Hope Was Here Excellent book!; Gerald Morris' Arthurian novels; Inheritance trilogy; Nicholas Nickelby; East;
Fave Comics: Peanuts, Pearls Before Swine, Family Circus
Fave Book that No one's Ever heard of: The Watcher by James Howe--read it! (it is nowhere near related to your fic, brezzy, so don't worry)
Favorite Cartoons: SpongeBob! Arthur, Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island, Lilo and Stitch, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Jane and the Dragon, Veggie Tales
Fave TV Show: 24--oh yeah! Flight 29 Down, Darcy's Wild Life (which needs a category too), That's So Raven, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Drake & Josh, I Love Lucy, Gilligan's Island, Diagnosis Murder, Early Edition, Deal or No Deal, Everybody Hates Chris, House M.D., Stargate: Atlantis
Fave food: I don't know--chocolate?
Fave color: PURPLE!
Warning for anyone who doesn't know me: when I'm hyper, STAY AWAY!
My Dream Date: dancing in a ballroom w/ William Moseley OR Liam Aiken OR Ed Speleers
Ringtone: SpongeBob Squarepants theme
Vice: Impatience
Virtue: I usually forgive people easily
Wildest Dream(that is extremely--I hope--likely): to become a children's author and be the next J.K. Rowling
Wildest Dream (that is extremely--I hope not--unlikely): to go into space
Personality: Friendly, quiet yet hyper.
Fave word (as of now): Pulchritude (if you don't know what it means, look it up)
Random Fact: Kiefer Sutherland's first name means "barrel maker" in German
Random Theory: that the Chicago Cubs will one day break the Curse of the Goat
Random Piece of Advice that I'd like to give to someone: If someone wants to bring a goat into a baseball stadium (particularly during a Cubs game), let he or she do so, lest your team becomes cursed by the angry farm animal.
Person I think is most likely to become the next Michelle Kwan: my godsister
Child Actor(s) who I think will be very successful later in life: Georgie Henley, Freddie Highmore, Dakota Fanning, Elle Fanning, Chris O'Neil (most amazing kid ever), Rhiannon Leigh Wryn
Character I'd like to play in a musical: Lucy Van Pelt (You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown)
This is a tribute to Veronica Moose's "104 ways to annoy/harass Lord Voldemort" and her "103 ways to annoy people who hate Harry Potter". I am not a plagiarist, VM! I was just inspired by your creativity. I hope you don't mind. Your profile was too hilarious!
If you want to be like SpongeBob...
Laugh like him at random times
Work at a burger place and insist that you become manager
Live in a Pinapple
Act totally clueless at every moment
If you want to be like Tom Cruise...
Jump on couches when you're excited
Bewitch people into marrying you and then divorce them
Become a Scientologist
Start a mendicant order of Scientologist monks (I borrowed that from my friend)
Say that Katie Holmes is awesome 1,200,650,126,123 times a day
If you want to be like Lord Voldemort...
Shave your head
Wear black robes all the time
Carry around a wand and scream spells at people when they don't do what you tell them to do
Chase Harry Potter fankids around on Halloween
Curse Dumbledore every morning
Curse the Weasleys every afternoon
Curse Lily Potter every night
Smash round-rimmed glasses w/ a hammer on Christmas
If you want to be like Count Olaf...
Pickpocket people and then run away
Adopt rich orphans and then steal their inheritances
Eat BEEF, BEEF, and nothing but BEEF all day long
Ponder over whether you want a fashionable girlfriend or not
Force rich orphans to marry you
Be extremely malicious towards babies--steal their milk, don't change their diapers, let the dog use their teddy bears as chew toys
Push anxious aunts into lakes
Never take a bath or brush your teeth
Flaunt your superiority above everyone all the time
Applaud for yourself at random times
Jump on a stage and start bowing whenever you get the chance
Lock children in cars and leave them on an open railroad
Give autographs to people on the street who happen to be carrying notebooks or pads of paper
If you want to be like Suzy Turquoise Blue...
Eat any dessert you want at any time you want
Throw darts at a picture of Dame Primus when she's not looking
Dream about Arthur Penhaligon as a way of distracting yourself when people are frustrated with you
Defend people when they're being bullied (ie: beat them up)
Stand behind Dame Primus and annoyingly mouth every word she says
Wear a ragged-looking hat and refuse to take it off
Throw a temper tantrum when being forced to wear a dress
If you want to be like Dory...
Forget everything you just read
Call Nemo by any other name besides his own
Recite "P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" 24-7
Sing "Just Keep Swimming" whenever there is an awkward silence
Speak whale to your friends and refuse to translate
Whenever asked to swear an oath, raise your right hand/fin and say, "I am a nice shark. Not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must refrain from eating any fish, on my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup. Fish are friends, not food!"
Touch jellyfish and act surprised when you're stung
If you want to be like Eeyore...
Say "Oh dear, oh my" in a low, drawling voice whenever something bad happens
Trudge around wearing a sulk on your face
Smile only when you see your fellow friends from the Hundred Acre Wood
If you want to be like Lyndon LaRouche...
March around outside and loudly proclaim that Mrs. Cheney is being controlled by the devil
When sitting next to people, whisper quietly to them that you think the CIA is using zombies as secret agents
Whenever you come in contact w/ Bush supporters, scream that Bush is the Advocate of the devil
When involved in a political conversation, explain thoroughly why it is absolutely true that Bush is being controlled by Cheney, who is being controlled by Mrs. Cheney, who is being controlled by the devil
Whenever you see any of the Bush administration on the news, scream and throw a temper tantrum
If you want to be like Lord Barkis (from "Corpse Bride")...
Search for any rich girl that wants to get married
Marry her
Kill her and bury her in the forest
Scream in horror and attempt to run away when the people from the Land of the Dead come to attack you and torture you for eternity
If you want to be like Victor VanDort...
Mess up your wedding vows
Light your Mother-in-law on fire by accident
Accidentally awaken the dead body of a murdered bride
Follow her around like a puppy while she dances around and insists that you are her husband
Play the piano
If you want to be like Michael Moore...
Bash Bush at any opportune moment
If you want to be like my guinea pig...
Eat all day
Whistle when you are hungry
When you hear water running, scream loudly as if there is going to be a flood
When people come up to you, run away and hide underneath something
Never sleep through the night; take catnaps--wake up whenever you hear noises
When you hear really loud noises, whistle really loudly and then freeze and look terrified
Purr loudly in discontent when you hear the sound of people knocking on a door
Refuse to cuddle up with anybody unless he/she gives you food first
RIP Mr. Patch, the most annoying but the greatest companion I ever had :_D
If you want to be like Superman...
Don't try it. You'll just hurt yourself.
If you want to be like Spiderman...
Forget it. Radioactive spiders do not exist.
If you want to be like George of the Jungle...
Again, you'll probably hurt yourself, but if you really insist, try swinging around on vines and smacking into trees.
If you want to be like Hermione Granger...
(Actually NOT impossible!)
Read books A LOT
Spend much of your free time in the library
Memorize every spell, every potion recipe, etc. that wizards and witches should know
Enjoy studying and taking tests
Cry when you get anything lower than an A on a test
Scream, "OH NO!" when final exams are canceled
If you want to be like Carmelita Spats...
Call everybody you hate a cakesniffer
Demand that people give you what you want
If they refuse, scream, wail, and call them cakesniffers
Vow to be like Esme Squalor in every aspect of her horrible personality and appearance
If you want to be like Klaus Baudelaire...
Read. A lot.
If you want to be like Sunny Baudelaire...
Bite things
Eat crunchy foods
Speak in "baby talk" and have your family translate for you
Insult Count Olaf and his associates in "baby talk" so they have no idea what you are saying
Chomp on the hands of people you despise
Nibble gently on those of people you like
If you want to be like Fred and George Weasley...
Play pranks on people all the time
Tease Malfoy constantly, especially about his "ferret episode"
Invent the greatest thing since the whoopee cushion
Favorite Quotes
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be beautiful, smart, or talented?' Actually, who are we not to be? It is our duty on this earth to give glory to God in all the things we do. And when we shine, we unconsciously give others permission to do the same." --? (this quote is probably not verbatum, but I'll check on it)
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"Look at my Hackie. So strong! So powerful! So masterful...Why is he looking at us like that?" --Wicked, from Cyberchase
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Count Olaf: Ah. You must be--(looks at his hands) Violet. (bows w/ a ridiculous flourish)
Violet: Uhh...How do you do.
CO: And this must be Klaus! Young Klaus! (grabs Klaus' face and turns it from side to side) Your left side is the good one. (looking down in disgust)What is this?
Sunny: (giggles) meaning: "I'm Sunny."
CO: I'm sorry. I don't speak monkey. Ba-na-na!
Sunny: (angrily) Eh-eh-eh! meaning: "I'm not a monkey!"
Violet: Sunny's--our sister.
--from LSSUE, the movie
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Peter: (holding out hand to beaver) Come here, boy! (clicks his tongue) Come here!
Mr. Beaver: (looks at hand and then at Peter) I ain't goin' to smell it, if that's what you think.
(later on)
Susan: Where are you going?
Peter: He said he knows the faun.
Susan: He's a beaver. He shouldn't be saying anything!
--from The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe (movie)
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Dory: Whaaaaaat? What's your problem? What, the ocean not big enough for you or something? Do you want a piece of me? Do ya, do ya, do ya?
Marlin: I don't know what you're talking about!
Dory: Just stop following me, okay!
Marlin: What--? But you were showing me which way the boat went!
Dory: Boat? I've seen a boat! I-it went this way! Come on!
Marlin: Wait a minute, wait a minute! You already showed me which way the boat went!
Dory: I did? Oh no...
Marlin: Look, if this is some kind of joke, it's not funny! And I know funny! I'm a clownfish!
Dory: No, no, no. Really, it isn't. You see...I suffer from short-term memory loss.
Marlin: Short-term memory loss.
Dory: Yeah, yeah, really! It runs in my family. Or, at least I think it does...hmm...where are they?
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Dory: Aaah! Someone's got me!
Marlin: No, no, Dory, that's me!
Dory: (gasps) Who's that?
Marlin: Dory, who else could it be? It's me!
Dory: ...Are--are you my conscience?
Marlin: Yes. Yes, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken in a while. How are you?
Dory: Good, good. Can't complain.
Marlin: Good. Now, Dory, I want you to tell me something. Do you see anything?
Dory: I--I see a light. Way over there. Hey conscience, am I dead?
Marlin: No, no--I see it too.
Dory: It's so...pretty. I want to touch it!
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Dory: (sees baby jellyfish) Hey there, little fella! Hello, little squooshy. I shall call him squooshy, and he shall be mine. And he shall be my squooshy! Come here, little squooshy, come here--OW!
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Dory: Weeeeeeeeeeee neeeeeeeeeeeeeeed toooo-ooooh fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind hiiiiis soooooooooooooon. Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu giiiiiiiiiiiiiii-ihhhhhhhhh-veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus diireeeeeeeeeeeeeeectiiiiiiiooooooooons?
Pearl: "The Aquascum 2003 is an all-purpose, maintenance-free, self-cleaning filter with a lifetime guarantee. It is programmed to scan your aquarium every five minutes"?
Gurgle: Sc-sc-scan? What does that mean?
(Filter scans tank w/ red laser beam)
Aquascum 2003: Temperature: 82 degrees. pH balance: normal.
Everyone except Gurgle: Oooooooh!
Gurgle: Eh-eh--CURSE YOU, AQUASCUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!
Darla: Fishie? WHY-ARE-YOU-SLEEPING! WAKE UP, FISHIE! WAKE UP!
Pearl: There...he's going...he's gone into the bathroom! We have exactly 4.2 minutes!
--from Finding Nemo
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"I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart." --Anne Frank
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Mrs. Henessy: Bridget, I want you to read this. It's The Diary of Anne Frank.
Bridget: You mean...she was real? Does that mean Bridget Jones is real too?
Bridget: Mom, Dad, Donny took me to listen to this jazz group at the hotel--it was so awesome! I'm gonna get some tickets for Donny and me to see Ella Fitzgerald. Donny loves Ella Fitzgerald.
Mrs. Henessy: Bridget, Ella Fitzgerald's dead.
Bridget: (gasps loudly) Ohhhh, don't tell Donny.
--from 8 Simple Rules for Dating my Teenage Daughter(tv show)
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Lockheart: Hello! Who are you?
Ron: Uhh...I'm Ron Weasley.
Lockheart: Really! Who am I?
Ron: You're Professor Gilderoy Lockheart.
Lockheart: Really? How intriguing! I say, do you live here?
Ron: Uhh...no...
--from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (movie)
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"I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a KING!" --Queen Elizabeth I
"Courage is not the absence of fear. Rather, it is the judgement that something else is more important than fear." --?
"Integrity means doing the right thing because it's the right thing to do and not because someone is watching." --Barbara Migrock
"Without fairies, there would be no sunshine." --Bumper sticker
"Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing." --Charlie Calbin, from The Santa Clause 2
"Vhaat are you TALKING ABOUT! YOU ARE ELASTIGIRL! Show him who you are! Show him vhat you are made of! And call me vhen you get back, dahling--I enjoy deese visits ve have." --Edna Mode, from The Incredibles
"Tell Mr. Gorbachev to TEAR-THIS-WALL-DOWN!" --Ronald Reagan
"So shall it be written--so shall it be DONE!" --Prince Rameses, The Ten Commandments (original version)
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Hammie: But-but I like the cookie.
RJ: No, no, Hammie! Don't take the cookie--no! Here-(rummages in bag and pulls out laser pointer) Here, Hammie! Follow the red light! That's it! Come on! There it goes!
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Ozzie: You should've died! Just laid down and died.
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Ozzie: (pretending to be dying) Oh--the light--the light! Mom, is that you? Mom! Oh--Mom! Oh--rose--rosebush--Rose! Oh--I'm here! Rose! Oh--light--fading--ahh--fading--BLEAH! (collapses on ground, pretending to be dead)
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Hammie: (jumping up and down) Look! Look! I filled the log! I found my nuts!
--from Over the Hedge
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DJ, Jenny, and Chowder: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Chowder: I think I'm going to have a heart attack!
(later)
Chowder: I've always loved you, Jenny!
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Zee: Ok, what's going on?
DJ: Uhh...puberty! Yeah, that's it! Puberty. Lots and lots of puberty!
Zee: No more Mountain Dew.
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DJ: I can't do it.
Jenny: Yes, you can!
DJ: I can't!
Jenny:(kisses him) Yes, you can. Go!
DJ: I kissed a girl! I kissed a girl! On the lips!
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Jenny: Uhh...so I guess I'll see you guys around sometime. Good luck with the puberty!
--from Monster House
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Remy: He's your son?! How come you never told me this?!
Gusteau: I have a son?!
Remy: How could you not know you have a son?!
Gusteau: I am a figment of your imagination! You did not know, so I did not know!
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Colette: What is this?!
Linguini: I--uh--
Colette: Keep your station clear! Meal rush come, orders pile up, disaster! I will make this easy for you to remember. Keep your station clear...OR I WILL KILL YOU!
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Linguini: I would follow your advice to the ends of the earth because I love YOU--rrrrrr advice!
(later)
Linguini: I have a raaa-raaa-raaa--
Colette: You have a rash?
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Horst: I defrauded a major corporation. I robbed the second largest bank using only a ballpoint pen. I created a hole in the ozone over Avignon. I killed a man. With this thumb!
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Colette: LaRous ran guard for the Resistance.
Linguini: Which resistance?
Colette: He won't say. Apparently they didn't win.
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Anton Ego: Tell your "Chef Linguini" to cook up whatever he dares to serve me! Tell him to "hit me with his best shot"!
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Anton Ego: I don't like food, I love it. If I don't love it, I don't swallow.
~ from Disney/Pixar's Ratatouille
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If you think that Norrington's bossy, but you still love him, copy and paste this to your profile. Remember, you can't spell Norrington, without, NO.
If you think that Jack's 'eunich' jokes are gross, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), christiannerdsrule (stupid stairs...), sailorstar165 (School stairs. Multiple times), mrspatrickdempsey( X-( freaking staris), poniescheerleader1993(haha.. i think i have ditzy brunette cheerleader syndrome) commodore Norry ( the stupid fricken' stairs have a serious issue with me! ), Miss Pookamonga (I trip even when I'm walking on a flat surface. And yet, I have enough coordination to do Ballet???)
If you are completely obsessed with and/or have a major crush on Captain Jack SparrowWill Turner Lord Cutler Beckett (he's mean, but kinda hott!), or James Norrington and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and put the ones you like in Italix.
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