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Author has written 78 stories for Keys to the Kingdom, Misc. Cartoons, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Arthur, Bewitched, Spiderwick Chronicles, Harry Potter, Great Gatsby, Chronicles of Narnia, Bible, Misc. Movies, Coraline, X-overs, Jane and the Dragon, Inheritance Cycle, Fairy Tales, Giver, Stargate: Atlantis, 101/102 Dalmatians, House, M.D., National Treasure, and Sanctuary. Warning: You are entering a pro-Christian, anti-Tom Cruise zone. Name:Lulu, Lanasha Mary, Lilliana, Louanne, Louisa Marie,LouLou, Mandy,Madeline, Amy,Louise Amanda, Louise Alina, Alina Louise, Madeline Amanda, Manny, Amanda, Louanne Amy, Amalia Maria, Amalia Alina Luisa, Luisa, Maddy, Adelaide Marie, Andy, Maddie, Zelda Marie,Carrie Amelia,Mary,Maria Amy,Zelda, Carrie, Carrie Louise, Caroline, Carolyn, CarolinaLuisa, Elisabet Carolina, Elisabet Luisa,Elisabet,Liza Rose, Eliza Amelia, Lisbeth,Lavinia,Amalia Luisa, Luisa Maria, Alina, Adelaide, Adelaide Louise, Angeline Louise, Angelina Alina, Amelia Angelina, Liviana, Amelie, Amelia Marie, Amelia Louise, Maniqua Adelaide, Maniqua Lanasha, Lillith Louise, Lilla Rose,Rosebeth, Ellie, Eliana, Annina, Ariana, Angelis, Anna Louise, Ana Luisa, Lois, Lanasha, Annelise Marie, Amanda Anne, Amelie Marie, Louise, Annabelle Louise, Annabeth Amelie, Amalia, Lillie, Lillith, Lillibeth, Bethanne, BethLouise, Elizabeth Lily, Lily Rose, Maria Lillian--guess which is my real name Age: Yeah, like I'm telling you Height: I'm short and I'm proud of it. That's all you need to know. Weight: Are you kidding me? Hobbies: reading, writing, singing, dancing ballet, eating food(especially Italian..mmmm...), playing the piano and the trumpet, watching tv, doing anything involving art, doing theatre Pet Peeves: TOM CRUISE (ihatethisguyihatethisguyihatethisguyihatethisguy...), Katie Holmes, Paris Hilton, when people in a group excludeme or anyone elsefor no apparent reason, research papers, summer projects, boring math teachers, that STUPID President Logan on 24, math homework, homework in general, political analyists, when people openly mock Christians, long lunch lines, when people make fun of people w/ OCD/ADD/ADHD/social phobia etc., when people make fun of my friends, when people write FLAMES for anyone's fics (I REALLY hate that...what happened to constructive criticism?), when the Harry Potter movies MESS UP THE PLOTS! Britney Spears (boy, do I feel sorry for her kid!) Favorite Songs: "Remembering You" by Stephen Curtis Chapman, "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield, "Dare You to Live" or whatever it's called by Switchfoot, "Journey to the Past" from the movie Anastasia, "Can't Take It In" by Imogen Heap, "Bring Me to Life" by Evanescence, "Blue Christmas" as performed by Porky Pig, "Wake Me Up When September Ends" by Green Day (although I don't really like them), "Proud" by somebody I forgot but it was in Akeelah and the Bee, "Magic Changes" from Grease (the play), "Seasons of Love" from Rent, "Brave" by Nicole Nordeman, "Don't Give Up" and "February Song" by Josh Groban, "Le Festin" by Camille, pretty much anything else by Imogen Heap, "How to Save a Life" and "Over My Head" by The Fray, pretty much anything by Celtic Woman...and the list goes on and on and on... Favorite Movies: Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (lovingly abbreviated as LSSUE);The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe; The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie; Radio Flyer; Anastasia; Beauty and the Beast; Glory; The Passion of the Christ; Lord of the Rings trilogy; Star Wars Saga; Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets; Finding Nemo; The Incredibles; Akeelah and the Bee; The Hours; Pirates of the Carribbean (all three!!); Over the Hedge; Hoodwinked; Cars; Monster House; Charlotte's Web (the cartoon and the live-action versions); Night at the Museum; Because of Winn-Dixie; Dead Man Walking; Hotel Rwanda; The Lion King; Ratatouille; basically every other Disney/Pixar movie ever made Chicken Run; Road to Perdition; Stardust; The Last Mimzy; August Rush; Enchanted; WALL-E; Amazing Grace; The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian; A Little Princess (1995); The Sandlot; Stardust; Madagascar; Aladdin; The Lion King; Mulan...okay, a lot of classic Disney movies; Favorite Celebs: Oprah! William Moseley (yesssssssssssssssssssss), Liam Aiken (isn't he ADORABLE?), Kiefer Sutherland, Nicole Kidman, Susan Sarandon, GEORGIE HENLEY(she is sooo cute!),Jim Caviezel, Mel Gibson, Rupert Grint (my beloved redhead CUT HIS HAIR!), Skandar Keyenes(aww...such a cheek pincher..), Emma Watson, TIM BURTON (YEAH!), George Lucas (dude, you seriously need to continue the SW saga), Johnny Depp, Drake Bell (XP), Ed Speleers (lo and behold, he is a good actor!), Garrett Hedlund, Dakota Fanning, Jonah Bobo, Jake Cherry, Ben Stiller, Freddie Highmore, Chris O'Neil, Rhiannon Leigh Wryn, DAVID HEWLETT!!, Joe Flanigan, Amanda Tapping, Torri Higginson, blahdey blah all the people on Stargate and Sanctuary, KENNETH BRANAGH, all three of the Popplewells, Craig Ferguson, Jeremy Sumpter, Rachel Hurd-Wood, Carey Mulligan, David Tennant, Thomas Sangster (is my husband ;D), Daniel Radcliffe (when he's not in Harry Potter), Evanna Lynch, Hugh Laurie, Charlie Hunnam, Robert Pattinson, Fave Pairings: ArthurSuzy (KttK), VioletDuncan, HarryGinny, EustaceJill, LucyCorin,LemonyDuchess of Winnepeg (don't ask--I promise I will update my fic, "The Winnepeg File"), RonHermione, AragornEowyn, JaneGunther (Jane and the Dragon), SamRodney (SGA), ROCKY!! (aka RononKeller), SPARKY!! (or shweir or whatever), HelenTesla (I'm weird, sorry), WillAshley, HelenWill (maybe) Most Hated Book/Fic/Movie etc.Pairings: KlausIsadora (isn't she supposed to be Violet's age? she's too old for him!), KlausFiona (why did LS create her? She is soooooo annoying!), SusanPeter (WHATT?), LucyTumnus (I just find it weird), DracoHermione (ewwww I hate Draco--he doesn't deserve any girl, especially one as great as Hermione), AragornArwen (Arwen is so overrated), PattyEugene (Grease), TripT'paul (Star Trek Enterprise--he should've married Hoshi!), VioletQuigley, ArthurLeaf (KttK), SamJack (Stargate-SG1--sorry, people, I just don't get it...PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!), McShep (SGA), Sheyla (SGA), Helen/John (Sanctuary), McKeller (spawn of the devil) Mose Hated Celeb(yeah, I bet you can guess this one): TOM CRUISE! errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgghhhhhhhh! Fave Books/Stories: Harry Potter; A Series of Unfortunate Events; The Great Gatsby; The Scarlet Letter; The Keys to the Kingdom; The Spiderwick Chronicles; The Watcher; Anything by Poe; The Chronicles of Narnia; Coraline; A Wrinkle in Time (there needs to be a Madeline L'engle category!); Number the Stars; Hope Was Here Excellent book!; Gerald Morris' Arthurian novels; Inheritance trilogy; Nicholas Nickelby; East; A Christmas Carol; Something Wicked This Way Comes; Fahrenheit 451; The Giver; The Turn of the Screw; Heart of Darkness; Because of Winn-Dixie; The Graveyard Book; Fave Comics: Peanuts, Pearls Before Swine, Family Circus Fave Book that No one's Ever heard of: The Watcher by James Howe--read it! (it is nowhere near related to your fic, brezzy, so don't worry) Favorite Cartoons: SpongeBob! Arthur, Jane and the Dragon, Veggie Tales Fave TV Show: Flight 29 Down, Darcy's Wild Life (which needs a category too), That's So Raven, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Drake & Josh, I Love Lucy, Gilligan's Island, Diagnosis Murder, Early Edition, Deal or No Deal, Everybody Hates Chris, House M.D., Stargate: Atlantis, Sanctuary Fave food: I don't know--chocolate? Fave color: PURPLE! Warning for anyone who doesn't know me: when I'm hyper, STAY AWAY! My Dream Date: ...if it involves Will Moseley/Liam Aiken/Thomas Sangster I'm good _ Vice: Impatience Virtue: I usually forgive people easily Wildest Dream(that is extremely--I hope--likely): to become a children's author and be the next J.K. Rowling Wildest Dream (that is extremely--I hope not--unlikely): to go into space Personality: Friendly, quiet yet hyper. Fave word (as of now): Pulchritude (if you don't know what it means, look it up) Random Fact: Kiefer Sutherland's first name means "barrel maker" in German Random Theory: that the Chicago Cubs will one day break the Curse of the Goat Random Piece of Advice that I'd like to give to someone: If someone wants to bring a goat into a baseball stadium (particularly during a Cubs game), let he or she do so, lest your team becomes cursed by the angry farm animal. Person I think is most likely to become the next Michelle Kwan: my godsister Child Actor(s) who I think will be very successful later in life: Georgie Henley, Freddie Highmore, Dakota Fanning, Elle Fanning, Chris O'Neil (most amazing kid ever), Rhiannon Leigh Wryn, Robbie Kay, Bill Milner, Will Poulter Character I'd like to play in a musical: Lucy Van Pelt (You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown) This is a tribute to Veronica Moose's "104 ways to annoy/harass Lord Voldemort" and her "103 ways to annoy people who hate Harry Potter". I am not a plagiarist, VM! I was just inspired by your creativity. I hope you don't mind. Your profile was too hilarious! If you want to be like SpongeBob... Laugh like him at random times Work at a burger place and insist that you become manager Live in a Pinapple Act totally clueless at every moment If you want to be like Tom Cruise... Jump on couches when you're excited Bewitch people into marrying you and then divorce them Become a Scientologist Start a mendicant order of Scientologist monks (I borrowed that from my friend) Say that Katie Holmes is awesome 1,200,650,126,123 times a day If you want to be like Lord Voldemort... Shave your head Wear black robes all the time Carry around a wand and scream spells at people when they don't do what you tell them to do Chase Harry Potter fankids around on Halloween Curse Dumbledore every morning Curse the Weasleys every afternoon Curse Lily Potter every night Smash round-rimmed glasses w/ a hammer on Christmas If you want to be like Count Olaf... Pickpocket people and then run away Adopt rich orphans and then steal their inheritances Eat BEEF, BEEF, and nothing but BEEF all day long Ponder over whether you want a fashionable girlfriend or not Force rich orphans to marry you Be extremely malicious towards babies--steal their milk, don't change their diapers, let the dog use their teddy bears as chew toys Push anxious aunts into lakes Never take a bath or brush your teeth Flaunt your superiority above everyone all the time Applaud for yourself at random times Jump on a stage and start bowing whenever you get the chance Lock children in cars and leave them on an open railroad Give autographs to people on the street who happen to be carrying notebooks or pads of paper If you want to be like Suzy Turquoise Blue... Eat any dessert you want at any time you want Throw darts at a picture of Dame Primus when she's not looking Dream about Arthur Penhaligon as a way of distracting yourself when people are frustrated with you Defend people when they're being bullied (ie: beat them up) Stand behind Dame Primus and annoyingly mouth every word she says Wear a ragged-looking hat and refuse to take it off Throw a temper tantrum when being forced to wear a dress If you want to be like Dory... Forget everything you just read Call Nemo by any other name besides his own Recite "P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" 24-7 Sing "Just Keep Swimming" whenever there is an awkward silence Speak whale to your friends and refuse to translate Whenever asked to swear an oath, raise your right hand/fin and say, "I am a nice shark. Not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must refrain from eating any fish, on my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup. Fish are friends, not food!" Touch jellyfish and act surprised when you're stung If you want to be like Eeyore... Say "Oh dear, oh my" in a low, drawling voice whenever something bad happens Trudge around wearing a sulk on your face Smile only when you see your fellow friends from the Hundred Acre Wood If you want to be like Lyndon LaRouche... March around outside and loudly proclaim that Mrs. Cheney is being controlled by the devil When sitting next to people, whisper quietly to them that you think the CIA is using zombies as secret agents Whenever you come in contact w/ Bush supporters, scream that Bush is the Advocate of the devil When involved in a political conversation, explain thoroughly why it is absolutely true that Bush is being controlled by Cheney, who is being controlled by Mrs. Cheney, who is being controlled by the devil Whenever you see any of the Bush administration on the news, scream and throw a temper tantrum If you want to be like Lord Barkis (from "Corpse Bride")... Search for any rich girl that wants to get married Marry her Kill her and bury her in the forest Scream in horror and attempt to run away when the people from the Land of the Dead come to attack you and torture you for eternity If you want to be like Victor VanDort... Mess up your wedding vows Light your Mother-in-law on fire by accident Accidentally awaken the dead body of a murdered bride Follow her around like a puppy while she dances around and insists that you are her husband Play the piano If you want to be like Michael Moore... Bash Bush at any opportune moment If you want to be like my guinea pig... Eat all day Whistle when you are hungry When you hear water running, scream loudly as if there is going to be a flood When people come up to you, run away and hide underneath something Never sleep through the night; take catnaps--wake up whenever you hear noises When you hear really loud noises, whistle really loudly and then freeze and look terrified Purr loudly in discontent when you hear the sound of people knocking on a door Refuse to cuddle up with anybody unless he/she gives you food first RIP Mr. Patch, the most annoying but the greatest companion I ever had _D If you want to be like Superman... Don't try it. You'll just hurt yourself. If you want to be like Spiderman... Forget it. Radioactive spiders do not exist. If you want to be like George of the Jungle... Again, you'll probably hurt yourself, but if you really insist, try swinging around on vines and smacking into trees. If you want to be like Hermione Granger... (Actually NOT impossible!) Read books A LOT Spend much of your free time in the library Memorize every spell, every potion recipe, etc. that wizards and witches should know Enjoy studying and taking tests Cry when you get anything lower than an A on a test Scream, "OH NO!" when final exams are canceled If you want to be like Carmelita Spats... Call everybody you hate a cakesniffer Demand that people give you what you want If they refuse, scream, wail, and call them cakesniffers Vow to be like Esme Squalor in every aspect of her horrible personality and appearance If you want to be like Klaus Baudelaire... Read. A lot. If you want to be like Sunny Baudelaire... Bite things Eat crunchy foods Speak in "baby talk" and have your family translate for you Insult Count Olaf and his associates in "baby talk" so they have no idea what you are saying Chomp on the hands of people you despise Nibble gently on those of people you like If you want to be like Fred and George Weasley... Play pranks on people all the time Tease Malfoy constantly, especially about his "ferret episode" Invent the greatest thing since the whoopee cushion Favorite Quotes "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be beautiful, smart, or talented?' Actually, who are we not to be? It is our duty on this earth to give glory to God in all the things we do. And when we shine, we unconsciously give others permission to do the same." --? (this quote is probably not verbatum, but I'll check on it) "Look at my Hackie. So strong! So powerful! So masterful...Why is he looking at us like that?" --Wicked, from Cyberchase Count Olaf: Ah. You must be--(looks at his hands) Violet. (bows w/ a ridiculous flourish) Violet: Uhh...How do you do. CO: And this must be Klaus! Young Klaus! (grabs Klaus' face and turns it from side to side) Your left side is the good one. (looking down in disgust)What is this? Sunny: (giggles) meaning: "I'm Sunny." CO: I'm sorry. I don't speak monkey. Ba-na-na! Sunny: (angrily) Eh-eh-eh! meaning: "I'm not a monkey!" Violet: Sunny's--our sister. --from LSSUE, the movie Peter: (holding out hand to beaver) Come here, boy! (clicks his tongue) Come here! Mr. Beaver: (looks at hand and then at Peter) I ain't goin' to smell it, if that's what you think. (later on) Susan: Where are you going? Peter: He said he knows the faun. Susan: He's a beaver. He shouldn't be saying anything! --from The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe (movie) Dory: Whaaaaaat? What's your problem? What, the ocean not big enough for you or something? Do you want a piece of me? Do ya, do ya, do ya? Marlin: I don't know what you're talking about! Dory: Just stop following me, okay! Marlin: What--? But you were showing me which way the boat went! Dory: Boat? I've seen a boat! I-it went this way! Come on! Marlin: Wait a minute, wait a minute! You already showed me which way the boat went! Dory: I did? Oh no... Marlin: Look, if this is some kind of joke, it's not funny! And I know funny! I'm a clownfish! Dory: No, no, no. Really, it isn't. You see...I suffer from short-term memory loss. Marlin: Short-term memory loss. Dory: Yeah, yeah, really! It runs in my family. Or, at least I think it does...hmm...where are they? Dory: Aaah! Someone's got me! Marlin: No, no, Dory, that's me! Dory: (gasps) Who's that? Marlin: Dory, who else could it be? It's me! Dory: ...Are--are you my conscience? Marlin: Yes. Yes, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken in a while. How are you? Dory: Good, good. Can't complain. Marlin: Good. Now, Dory, I want you to tell me something. Do you see anything? Dory: I--I see a light. Way over there. Hey conscience, am I dead? Marlin: No, no--I see it too. Dory: It's so...pretty. I want to touch it! Dory: (sees baby jellyfish) Hey there, little fella! Hello, little squooshy. I shall call him squooshy, and he shall be mine. And he shall be my squooshy! Come here, little squooshy, come here--OW! Dory: Weeeeeeeeeeee neeeeeeeeeeeeeeed toooo-ooooh fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind hiiiiis soooooooooooooon. Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu giiiiiiiiiiiiiii-ihhhhhhhhh-veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus diireeeeeeeeeeeeeeectiiiiiiiooooooooons? Pearl: "The Aquascum 2003 is an all-purpose, maintenance-free, self-cleaning filter with a lifetime guarantee. It is programmed to scan your aquarium every five minutes"? Gurgle: Sc-sc-scan? What does that mean? (Filter scans tank w/ red laser beam) Aquascum 2003: Temperature: 82 degrees. pH balance: normal. Everyone except Gurgle: Oooooooh! Gurgle: Eh-eh--CURSE YOU, AQUASCUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! Darla: Fishie? WHY-ARE-YOU-SLEEPING! WAKE UP, FISHIE! WAKE UP! Pearl: There...he's going...he's gone into the bathroom! We have exactly 4.2 minutes! --from Finding Nemo "I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart." --Anne Frank Mrs. Henessy: Bridget, I want you to read this. It's The Diary of Anne Frank. Bridget: You mean...she was real? Does that mean Bridget Jones is real too? Bridget: Mom, Dad, Donny took me to listen to this jazz group at the hotel--it was so awesome! I'm gonna get some tickets for Donny and me to see Ella Fitzgerald. Donny loves Ella Fitzgerald. Mrs. Henessy: Bridget, Ella Fitzgerald's dead. Bridget: (gasps loudly) Ohhhh, don't tell Donny. --from 8 Simple Rules for Dating my Teenage Daughter(tv show) Lockheart: Hello! Who are you? Ron: Uhh...I'm Ron Weasley. Lockheart: Really! Who am I? Ron: You're Professor Gilderoy Lockheart. Lockheart: Really? How intriguing! I say, do you live here? Ron: Uhh...no... --from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (movie) "I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a KING!" --Queen Elizabeth I "Courage is not the absence of fear. Rather, it is the judgement that something else is more important than fear." "Integrity means doing the right thing because it's the right thing to do and not because someone is watching." --Barbara Migrock "Without fairies, there would be no sunshine." --Bumper sticker "Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing." --Charlie Calbin, from The Santa Clause 2 "Vhaat are you TALKING ABOUT! YOU ARE ELASTIGIRL! Show him who you are! Show him vhat you are made of! And call me vhen you get back, dahling--I enjoy deese visits ve have." --Edna Mode, from The Incredibles "Tell Mr. Gorbachev to TEAR-THIS-WALL-DOWN!" --Ronald Reagan "So shall it be written--so shall it be DONE!" --Prince Rameses, The Ten Commandments (original version) Hammie: But-but I like the cookie. RJ: No, no, Hammie! Don't take the cookie--no! Here-(rummages in bag and pulls out laser pointer) Here, Hammie! Follow the red light! That's it! Come on! There it goes! Ozzie: You should've died! Just laid down and died. Ozzie: (pretending to be dying) Oh--the light--the light! Mom, is that you? Mom! Oh--Mom! Oh--rose--rosebush--Rose! Oh--I'm here! Rose! Oh--light--fading--ahh--fading--BLEAH! (collapses on ground, pretending to be dead) Hammie: (jumping up and down) Look! Look! I filled the log! I found my nuts! from Over the Hedge DJ, Jenny, and Chowder: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! Chowder: I think I'm going to have a heart attack! (later) Chowder: I've always loved you, Jenny! Zee: Ok, what's going on? DJ: Uhh...puberty! Yeah, that's it! Puberty. Lots and lots of puberty! Zee: No more Mountain Dew. DJ: I can't do it. Jenny: Yes, you can! DJ: I can't! Jenny:(kisses him) Yes, you can. Go! DJ: I kissed a girl! I kissed a girl! On the lips! Jenny: Uhh...so I guess I'll see you guys around sometime. Good luck with the puberty! --from Monster House Remy: He's your son?! How come you never told me this?! Gusteau: I have a son?! Remy: How could you not know you have a son?! Gusteau: I am a figment of your imagination! You did not know, so I did not know! Colette: What is this?! Linguini: I--uh-- Colette: Keep your station clear! Meal rush come, orders pile up, disaster! I will make this easy for you to remember. Keep your station clear...OR I WILL KILL YOU! Linguini: I would follow your advice to the ends of the earth because I love YOU--rrrrrr advice! (later) Linguini: I have a raaa-raaa-raaa-- Colette: You have a rash? Horst: I defrauded a major corporation. I robbed the second largest bank using only a ballpoint pen. I created a hole in the ozone over Avignon. I killed a man. With this thumb! Colette: LaRous ran guard for the Resistance. Linguini: Which resistance? Colette: He won't say. Apparently they didn't win. Anton Ego: Tell your "Chef Linguini" to cook up whatever he dares to serve me! Tell him to "hit me with his best shot"! Anton Ego: I don't like food, I love it. If I don't love it, I don't swallow. ~ from Disney/Pixar's Ratatouille If you believe Narnia is real, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Miss Pookamonga, If you believe in angels, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are an SGA Sparky fan, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Miss Pookamonga If you want Carson Beckett to return to SGA, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Miss Pookamonga If you are a fan of BOTH Carson Beckett and Jennifer Keller, copy and paste this to your profile. If High School Musical bothers you for any particular reason, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are not one of the many fans of SamJack on SG-1, copy and paste this to your profile. 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1. In Vino Veritas reviewsWhat do you get when you combine Nikola Tesla, excessive amounts of wine, a pressing question that MUST be answered, and a scheming Helen Magnus? This crack!fic. Characters may be slightly OOC due to alcohol consumption and sheer evil manipulation...Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-8-09 - Nikola T. & Helen M. - Complete2. My Last Breath reviews..."Man doth not yield himself to the angels, nor unto death utterly, save only through the weakness of his feeble will." A POE-INSPIRED horror!fic written in honor of Halloween featuring Helen Magnus, Nikola Tesla, and of course, a Poe favorite--death.Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-31-09 - Nikola T. & Helen M. - Complete3. The Day the Sun Died reviewsNot even kings can keep out the Sadness. Little Nikola is forced to deal with a tragedy he could never have prepared himself for. Inspired by Spike Jonze's film version of 'Where the Wild Things Are'.Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-27-09 - Nikola T. - Complete4. 26 Pieces » reviewsYou can only see the whole once you put the pieces together...here is a look at individual moments in the characters' lives, which, pieced together, form the Sanctuary world. A series of 26 drabbles corresponding to each letter of the alphabet. I to L up!Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-7-09 - Published: 8-20-095. Falling reviewsThe only thing running through her mind now was the fear, the agonizing fear that he would back away from her and let her fall. Helen/Nikola.Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-3-09 - Helen M. & Nikola T.6. In Pectore reviewsOh, Niko...who will take care of you when I am gone?Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-9-09 - Nikola T. & Helen M. - Complete7. The Way of the Cross » reviewsFourteen stations. Fourteen stories. Fourteen different lives. One Man. One common road to the same Cross. And one common Hope to unite them all. COMPLETED! Random shouts of "Alleluia" are welcome.Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,294 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-12-09 - Published: 4-7-09 - Complete8. Cut reviewsTesla oneshot. "Sometimes, he just needed to feel..."Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-4-09 - Nikola T. - Complete9. Memory Awake reviewsOur memories, when relived, are the things that leave the deepest scars.Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,418 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-14-09 - Nikola T. & Helen M. - Complete10. The Orpheus Effect » reviewsUPDATED! A tragic accident. A mysterious stranger with a mysterious past. And a hidden world, altogether terrifying and shocking, that Rodney McKay is about to stumble into. Is it merely coincidence? Or something more?Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-11-09 - Published: 12-6-08 - Rodney M. & S. Carter/Sam11. All Love Can Be reviewsOneshot. Caspian and Ramandu's daughter share a moment of peace away from the hustle and bustle of yet another Narnian ball. Inspired by a scene from the movie 'A Beautiful Mind'.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-9-09 - Caspian X & Ramandu's daughter - Complete12. Atlantis Puppet Pals » reviewsUPDATED! What do you get when you combine SGA with Potter Puppet Pals? Atlantis Puppet Pals, of course! WARNING: CONTAINS EXTREME RANDOM STUPIDNESS INVOLVING HYPERACTIVE PUPPETS.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-6-09 - Published: 3-22-0713. The Riddle » reviewsUPDATE: Please read...Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-6-08 - Published: 12-30-07 - Elizabeth W.14. Deep Breath Before The Plunge reviewsBecause imagining her there with him is easier than dying alone.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-3-08 - Rodney M. & S. Carter/Sam - Complete15. Road to Perdition reviewsHe was on the road to perdition, heading straight back into that part of himself where he wasn't supposed to go. Rated T for content and language.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,607 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-18-08 - Rodney M. & S. Carter/Sam - Complete16. Any Other Name reviewsFor Rodney, this was never a dream, and it never will be. Set sometime after TLT.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-13-08 - Rodney M. & Jennifer K. - Complete17. Bright Star reviews..."It had been so difficult to gain her. But it had been oh so easy—too easy—to lose her." Rodney is reminded, in the best and worst of ways, of someone he once loved. References to TLM. CHARACTER DEATH IMPLIED.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-9-08 - Rodney M. & S. Carter/Sam - Complete18. Now or Never reviewsAU after "Lifeline". For Rodney, it's now or never, and if he doesn't do this NOW, he probably won't get another chance to. Rated T for mild language.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-21-08 - Rodney M. & S. Carter/Sam - Complete19. A Seed Among Thorns reviewsTag for "The Shrine". What she was doing was wrong, she knew, but she just couldn't accept the fact that his heart had always and would always belong to someone else.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-9-08 - Jennifer K. & Rodney M. - Complete20. The Reason reviewsSongfic. She was his reason for everything, and then she was gone, just like that. He never got a chance to say sorry, and now it's too late. Minor spoilers from "Search and Rescue" through "Broken Ties".Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,413 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-27-08 - Rodney M. & S. Carter/Sam - Complete21. Living Through Hell reviewsSPOILERS FOR "SEARCH AND RESCUE". Rodney is visiting Sam after she leaves Atlantis, and their conversation is quite an unexpected one. Implied S/R. I apologize for any OOC-ness. Rated T for language.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-9-08 - Rodney M. & S. Carter/Sam - Complete22. Forever and a Day reviewsPost-"Search and Rescue", but no major spoilers. After six months without her, he's finally going to see her again. Oneshot.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-9-08 - Rodney M. & S. Carter/Sam - Complete23. If Only » reviewsAU for Season 5. If only love didn't require sacrifice. If only she hadn't told him to go. If only he hadn't listened...then maybe she wouldn't have suffered, and maybe he wouldn't feel so guilty... S/R fic. UPDATED!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,423 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-9-08 - Published: 2-10-08 - Rodney M. & S. Carter/Sam24. No Beauty in the Breakdown reviewsWho knew that with one kiss, she had bade goodbye to everything she knew to be true? One queen's downfall takes a dangerous turn. Post-PC.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-25-08 - Susan Pevensie & Lucy Pevensie - Complete25. So Much For Love reviews...I heard His heart beating..." Short vignette about the moment of Aslan's death. Written for Good Friday.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-21-08 - Lucy Pevensie & Aslan - Complete26. Pietá reviewsBefore You were born, I carried You... Another Good Friday Reflection.Bible - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-21-08 - Complete27. I Will Take It All reviewsChrist has no hands on earth now but yours... A Good Friday reflection.Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-21-08 - Complete28. National Treasure: Trail of Gold Movie Trailer reviewsMy entry for the NT3 Trailer Contest. Contains RileyOCness and swashbuckling adventure! Muahaha!National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-17-08 - Complete29. Inexplicably » reviewsA collection of random SamMcKay oneshots and drabbles set in S4. Terrible summary, but that's what it is...please READ AND REVIEW! Completed!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,902 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 1-4-08 - Published: 8-22-07 - Rodney M. & S. Carter/Sam - Complete30. With Roses Come Thorns » reviewsCHAP 4 UP AT LAST! I HAVE UPDATED! Jane finds a mysterious present in her room one day from a secret admirer, and that one event sets into motion a series of events that will send Jane spiraling into territory she has never dared to explore...Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,544 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 9-15-07 - Published: 12-1-0631. Fix You » reviews[formerly 'Time in a Bottle'] House is used to hiding his feelings. But his facade becomes harder to maintain when both he and Cuddy grow attached to his new patient and her best friend. Mild Huddy. Elements of emotional turmoil and children in peril. SADHouse, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-20-07 - Published: 6-12-07 - G. House & L. Cuddy32. Reassurance reviews[The Last Mimzy] Noah and Emma still miss Mimzy. But love has no boundaries, not even those of time or space. A sweet brothersister bonding fic.Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-11-07 - Complete33. The Rules of the Game reviewsActually based on the liveaction version of 101 Dalmatians... While sitting in jail, Jasper contemplates how he got into the whole mess with Cruella. Warning: Not therapeutic for people who have obsessions with Hugh Laurie. This will only make it worse.101/102 Dalmatians - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-11-07 - Complete34. 24 Hours » reviewsCHAP 2 UP! The Morrow Days are threatening Arthur's world in a more deadly way than they ever have before. Arthur must rely on the help of Jack Bauer to defeat them, but they only have 24 hours to do so. Can they succeed in this race against time?Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-4-07 - Published: 1-29-0735. Redemption reviewsformerly 'Redemption of the Running Slave' A poem I was inspired to write today. Contains an Easter theme of redemption...very much like the Prodigal Son. Confusing, but I hope you will be curious enough to read and review.Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-4-07 - Complete36. The Metamorphosis reviewsEven the worst of men can change in a single instant, through the love of Christ. The story of one man as he witnesses the Crucifixion of Christ. Warning: some mild graphic imagery.Bible - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-23-07 - Complete37. I Will Give Myself Up reviewsA poem I wrote last Easter, about the motivation and inspiration gained from Jesus' sacrifice.Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-22-07 - Complete38. Assumptions reviewsRodney gets a little jealous and makes a youknowwhat out of you and me when he assumes that a special someone is flirting with Sheppard. Read to find out pairing, muahahaha! T for some language and fluffy scene, not too bad, just being safe.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-9-07 - Rodney M. & S. Carter/Sam - Complete39. Jonas to Gabriel reviewsA poem I wrote for Literature class in eighth grade. From Jonas' POV, encouraging Gabriel not to give up on life. Modeled after Langston Hughes' poem Mother to Son.Giver - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-14-07 - Complete40. Bells in the Silence reviewsGreed has a music that is hard to ignore, even for one Apostle. If only he had listened to His voice instead. A Judas fic. Please R&R.Bible - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-14-07 - Complete41. Divestiture reviewsMorgan la Fey has always wanted the perfect sister, but Morgause is far from it. Some dreams are never fulfilled. Some become nightmares. For Morgan, that nightmare is her life. Oneshot, Arthurian Legendbased. Rated T for peril and one bit of language.Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,062 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-28-07 - Complete42. 52 Ways to Annoy Monday's Noon, formerly Dusk reviewsYou've been waiting for the next 52 Ways to Annoy... fic. Now it's here, and Noon has finally been subjected to my wrath! Ahahaha!Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 1-25-07 - Complete43. 52 Ways to Annoy Mr Monday reviewsNow it's time to torture the laziest man in the House. Read and review!Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-9-07 - Complete44. 52 Ways to Annoy Arthur Penhaligon reviewsI've annoyed Dame Primus, Suzy, and Monday's Dusk. Now it's time to torture the main character.Whoopdeedoo!Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-8-07 - Complete45. 52 Ways to Annoy Suzy Turquoise Blue reviewsNow it's time to annoy my fave character...sorry Suzy, but I had to do it! Read and review, please!Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-8-07 - Complete46. 52 Ways to Annoy Monday's Dusk formerly Noon reviewsNow it's time for me to terrorize Monday's Dusk! Ahahaha! Second in my 52 Ways to Annoy, Bother, and Otherwise Harass the Keys to the Kingdom Characters series.Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-8-07 - Complete47. 52 Ways to Annoy Dame Primus reviewsExactly what the title says. Full title: 52 Ways to Annoy, Bother, and Otherwise Harass Dame Primus. Dame Primus is in for it. Read if you want a laugh.Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-8-07 - Complete48. Eragon Movie Bloopers » reviewsA series of bloopers from the movie that I made up for fun. Based off an idea from a fic by DarkLightningEnvy. Lots of Ed Speleers clumsiness! Chap 3 up!Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 1-3-07 - Published: 12-30-0649. Of Elmo, Eragon, and The Nutcracker reviewsBeware of randomness! A weird, twisted parody of the Inheritance trilogy involving TMX Elmo, The Nutcracker, and Georgie Henley's Pottymouth Bucket. Read if you dare...if you give me a review, I shall ask Santa to give you a candy cane!Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-22-06 - Complete50. On Human Dignity and Justice reviewsAnother short reflection for my morality class. What is human dignity and how does it constitute to justice? This is my answer to the question. R&R please and I'll give you a virtual cookie!Bible - Rated: K - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-19-06 - Complete51. For Being You reviewsJust a cute little scene between Suzy and Arthur. It doesn't really fit anywhere in the time frame of the books...it's just sort of random. But please R&R!Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-27-06 - Complete52. THE LAMPPOST SONG! reviewsThe Llama Song, except it's about Narnia. Yes, this is stupid. Read only if your brain can handle random silliness.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 10-17-06 - Complete53. Midnight of Truth » reviewsUsed to be a oneshot but I was inspired by the Great Lion to continue! PC through Caspian's own eyes. What does he feel about Miraz's murdering his father and oppressing Old Narnia? And how will he react to his duty as the new king? Sort of AU. CH 3 UP!Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-13-06 - Published: 6-9-06 - Caspian X54. The Parody of Everything reviewsOnce upon a time, there was a random author who wrote random things. And this random author one day decided to write a random story about a lot of random events and random characters. Thus began the random beginning of a very random parody.X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-23-0655. Why We Serve reviewsAnother personal reflection I had to do for my Morality class. This time it is about the value of service in the world, even if it requires the sacrifice of lives. Written on Sept. 11, 2006 for a reason. Please R&R.Bible - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-11-06 - Complete56. Move Along reviewsSongfic based on the song by All American Rejects. Lemony and his close friend reflect on the things that have happened to them over the years as they ride the taxi away from Hotel Denoument...please R&R better than it soundsSeries Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-1-06 - Lemony S. - Complete57. Me, as a Catholic Christian reviewsJust a very short homework assignment I had to do based on a brief reflection of my faith and what I find important about it.Bible - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-31-06 - Complete58. The Truth Will Set You Free reviewsJust a short reflection on John 8: 31 to 32 about Jesus' words on the Truth.Bible - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-31-06 - Complete59. The Adventures of Mr Bobo's Magical Mouse Circus reviewsThe very first Coraline fic! This is the story of Coraline Jones's eccentric neighbor Mr. Bobo and his very musically talented and magical Mouse Circus. Join them on their adventures if you dare...but beware, not all of them will be pleasant...Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-28-06 - Mr. Bobo60. Grinning from Ear to Ear reviews[Monster House] DJJenny oneshot! DJ's feeling bad one day, but can an unexpected meeting with Jenny cheer him up? Come on and R&R, you know you've been waiting for this :Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-25-06 - Complete61. Tom Riddle's Second Quack » reviewsGod gives Voldemort one more chance to change his life for the better, and sends him back to earth...as a DUCK! Please R&R I promise it will be funny! CHAP 2 UP! READ & REVIEW PLEASE!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-22-06 - Published: 7-22-06 - Voldemort62. Thou Art Dead » reviewsMonsterHouseJenny, DJ, and Chowder are on summer vacation at the beach...but who says it's going to be all fun and games? A haunted lighthouse leads them on another creepy investigation, and puberty is creating more problems than they had imagined ch 4 upMisc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,771 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 8-21-06 - Published: 8-10-0663. Seven Years reviewsSongfic based on Norah Jones's Seven Years. Suzy contemplates the change Arthur has brought to her life, some old memories, and inner emotions. Pretty sad, but please R&R. Oneshot.Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-20-06 - Complete64. Return of Darkness reviewsOneshot. The Queen of the Underworld's thoughts on Narnia and the formation of her plan to kidnap Rilian. Evil and dark! that's for you, DLEnvy Read and Review, please!Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-31-06 - Lady of the Green Kirtle - Complete65. An Uproarious Excursion to Lake Lachrymose reviewsThree friends go to Lake Lachrymose for vacation,but it's not going like they planned. Hungry leeches, an old man who keeps appearing spontaneously, and evidence of a secret organization following their trail is going to amount to one chaotic trip...Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-26-06 - Published: 7-11-06 - VFD & Klaus B.66. The Diary of Suzy Turquoise Blue » reviewsMy First fanfic! YAY! Title says it all! It's her diary, duh. Read to find out what she thinks about Arthur and about being Monday's Tierce, but beware, she might get mad if you read all her personal info...UPDATED FINALLY!Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 7-9-06 - Published: 11-6-0567. The Winnipeg File » reviewsThe Winnipeg family was once one of the most brilliant families in all of V.F.D. But the schism came and nearly destroyed the Winnipegs altogether... Now, 21 years after the schism, their file has been found...CHAP 5 UP!Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-9-06 - Published: 11-25-05 - VFD68. The Horse, the Beaver, and the Angry Duck reviewsThis is a dumb commercial involving some LWW characters and a very cranky bird...very random. Hope it's funny. Please read and review!Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-7-06 - Complete69. The First Stone reviewsA novel I'm writing. A young child sees heavenly visions and is convinced that God wants her town to rebuild the church that was burnt down years before. No one believes her, but when God wants to work miracles, He does so in very special ways...Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-25-0670. A Ripple through the Current » reviews2 yrs. after Nick left NY, Jordan Baker sends him a letter, and old feelings revist both of them. How will they deal with the emotions of the past while, at the same time, they are moving into the future? TGGNickJordan CHAP 2 UP!Great Gatsby - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-29-06 - Published: 5-23-0671. TABitHa's Notebook » reviewsTabitha Stephens is the daughter of a witch. What does she think about her wacky life? Well, she writes it all down in her precious notebook... CHAP 5 UP! READ and REVIEW PLEASSSE!Bewitched - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-24-06 - Published: 2-10-0672. The Guard Chronicles: The Stone of the Fay » reviewsSpiderwick Chronicles fanfic. The Grace siblings' discovery of a magical stone reveals the renewal of another evil Faerie uprising that they must help stop. CHAP 3 NOT UP Yet..sorry for confusion...Spiderwick Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-8-06 - Published: 4-2-0673. It's So Easy reviewsAnother commercial fic! This time it's with KttK. Yes, it's stupid, but please R&R...sorry for bad summary! I noticed there was a glitch w this story, but I fixed itso go ahead and read!Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-8-06 - Complete74. More Good News! reviewsThis is a really dumb commercial involving some HP characters. I think it's kind of funny...R&R to see if you think so...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-2-06 - Harry P. & Minerva M. - Complete75. Something I Can't Explain reviewsOneshot. Arthur has conflicting feelings about the two girls in his life: Leaf and Suzy. Sorry about the baddy title I couldn't think of anything else...R&R pleeze!Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-12-06 - Complete76. The Thing reviewsFern never finished the story of her uncle and...THE THING. Now, the story continues. Will Fern's uncle be able to catch the Thing and find out what happened to the old professor? Rated T just in caseit will probably get scarier.Arthur - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-25-0577. I Have Good News! reviewsThis is a commercial involving the Baudelaires and Quagmires. Yes, I'm sure you can guess what it's about! But, please, still read and review even though it is incredibly stupid!Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-6-05 - Complete78. Mi Hermana Muy Loca My Very Crazy Sister reviewsMaya & Miguel fic. This is just a poem that Miguel writes about his wacky sister. Oneshot.Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-6-05 - Complete
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