HELLO

I've been going through all my stories lately. Fixing errors, changing the formatting, adding in punctuation and taking out things I think don't make sense. I'm also getting onto some of the stories I have had half done on my computer for a while. There might be a few more soon.

ME

Hmmmmmm, well, the first stories I wrote were for Harry Potter. Harry Potter fanfics are actually the reason I stumbled across this site. They were all pretty smutty and almost always about Lily and James. But then I was converted. I am now a closet Yaoi fangirl, and don't plan on coming out in real life, but flaunt it all I can on the Internet. Funny thing is I never even used to think about gay people. I was always like, to each their own. I never noticed and I never minded. But then I watched Naruto and just could not get over how cute SasuNaru is. I was shocked at myself and slightly worried, but got over it. I had already noticed that I thought Boy Love was cute from Love Pet, but only really got into it like I said after Naruto. Anyway, so here I am. I see slash where ever I look and take it seriously when some of my guy mates jokingly say they are going out. I don't seem to notice that they are either drunk at the time or looking quite scared as I squeal in delight. /Sigh. I can now no longer stand het pairings (there are a few exceptions) and can most definitely not write it. Well that's how I became a Yaoi fangirl.

Favourite Story By ME: Numb - Naruto - SasuNaru - T - Completed

Sex: A girlie.. ehehehehe blush

Height: 153 cm ( STOP LAUGHING! Man it's just sad at my age. I almost look like a primary kid)

Hair: It has now been changed to just plain dark brown... I can hear the ooing and ahing from everyone already

Eyes: Brown

Age: Hmmmm, I think -think- I am long out of high school and living on my own, but knowing me, it was most likely all a dream

Location: Second Story Stairwell (only place I can get signal)

FAV ANIME(Alphabetical Order)

-InuYasha

-Kyou Kara Maou!

-Naruto

-Oofuri

-Prince of Tennis

FAV MANGA(Alphabetical Order)

-Boy Princess

-Hero Heel

-Naruto

-Only The Ring Finger Knows

-Skip Beat! (man that is just weird, but I love this Manga)

-The Wallflower

-Huge Amounts Of Doujinshi

FAV PAIRINGS (In order of preference)

Naruto

-SasuNaru (The only god damned way it should be!)

-KyuubiMinato/Arashi

-KakaIru

-ShikaNeji

-KibaNeji

-KankKiba

Fullmetal Alchemist

-RoyEd

-Ahem... um.. That's it people.

Ouran High School Host Club

-TamaKyou

-KyouKao

-HikaKao

-MoriHani

Inuyasha

-SesshInu

-KougaMiroku (WTF??)

Hana Kimi

-NakaKaiya

-FreakySempaiKadoma (I forget his name)

-SanoMizu

-NanbaNakao

Prince of Tennis

-AkutsuTaichi

-TezFuji

-SanaYuki

-InuKai

-RyouSaku

-Golden Pair

Random Stuff

Guess what, Sleep is exactly 666 words. I so did not mean to do that. I wanted to post this little tidbit of information in the actual story, but that would ruin what I was telling so I decided against doing that.

I'm am a proud Kiwi and I love Flight of the Conchords. Some of you Americans may just know them. They are right though -

Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?(you must say it in tune)

I think it is perfectly justified, and more guys should be as open. It's just what the world needs today, what with all these Inner City Pressures (any fans of them will get that little joke. Hahahaha - I got that joke, lets forget the fact I said it...)

I suck at Japanese. I make sucky people look not sucky.

Armageddon is soon... sort of.

I just started buying a new manga, but it is like 32 per volume! Damn! But I started so I can't stop now. So far it is 5 volumes and I hope it only has one more because I so can't afford these kind of things. I still have the rent to pay by myself as well! (my roomie bailed on me, I didn't like them anyway blows raspberry)

Just thought I should add to the comment above. i wrote that like a year ago and I know realise that 32 per volume is cheap compared to the ones I'm buying now. I gonna be bankrupt before I even have a chance to have my midlife crisis! (I could just stop buying comics... NO! That's just to painful to even think of)

I stood on my laptop at like two in the morning when I was making my way to my bed... I should be getting a new one in the next millennium (look at previous paragraphy thing to find out reason, it's the bit in the brackets mostly)

A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice. It's very, very nice.

The last volume of Boy Princess will be published soon! Yay!

Hmmmm...

That's it.

Oh well

Bibis or Peace Out (which ever floats your boat)

Well I am going to the doctors today. I am shock horror actually going to miss a lecture. I went complaining to my friend saying I felt like I had torn my uterus. First thing she did was slap me around the back of the head, next she yelled at me. I quote, "Why the hell do you always jump to the stupidest conclusion. We're doing a medicine degree for christs sake. Last time you thought it felt like you had a tumor in your brain because of headache!" (I would like to point out it was a very painful headache). And so, me being my brilliant self says back to her, "We're doing medicine, that's why a jump to the most serious conclusion."

I believe that that is fair right? No? Oh well...

Left 07:56 am 04/09/07

Turns out I haven't torn my uterus... what a shame I was wrong again. A bit late for me to update on this, but you know, better late than never XP. My friend gave me that whole I told you so look, pfft. It really felt like I had. Oh well, this can just go on my list of stupid things I do. That list has become very long since my entrance into Uni, not that it was short to begin with. High School made me stupid. /shigh

(yes I did write shigh on purpose... I think it sounds cool... No one else does though do they?)

Left 09:13 pm 10/09/07

Ummm, well. I am in hospital. I got stupid and was hit by a car. My pelvis is all but completely shattered. But hey, at least I got a new Laptop out of it. My parents bought me one so that I wouldn't die of boredom while I'm in. I think they feel a bit guilty that I was on my way to see them, whoops. So I have been in for about a month now, and they still haven't quite finished with the operations yet. I got this laptop about a week or two ago, but I couldn't be stuffed coming on to right this. I have been getting wheeled down to the cafe by my guilty (hehe) parents almost everyday because I can't have Internet in my room. Something about it interfering with the equipment. You know those really funny butt casts? I think saw it in an episode of The Simpsons. Well anyway, I practically have one of them, lmao. It's funny though I guess. At least my friends are having a bit of a laugh. One mate said that at least he can slap my ass now and I will be too drugged up to feel it... Dick xp... It's so ironic that I'm in the Hospital that I will be doing my internship in, lets just hope to hell that they don't remember me when I come back, lol. Anyway, it's time to run along now (wheel), and have some yummy hospital food. Maybe I can guilt trip my soon to be ex roomies into bringing me some Burger Fuel. I say soon to be ex because I'm thinking about moving into the city when I get better. Hopefully by the new year. But first I need to find someone to replace me, which is going to be hard. Not because I am conceited, oh no, not because of that. But because I live out in the whop whops (country).

Left 10:33 am 10/11/07

Okay, you won't believe it but... I'm finally out! I have just been discharged! And on Christmas day too! It's been like three months of being cooped up in a stuffy Hospital. Now I only have to come back once every week for rehab. I can almost walk like a normal person! I'm so happy. I can finally get round to continuing 'Letters'. So many of the doctors and nurse came to see me off. They said they'll miss me 'cos they have never had a patient quite as clutsy as me. They are so mean:'(. Lol. It was nice be able to eat junk food again, all this healthy stuff has not been good for me. I'll probably update my stories in the next few days, just give me a bit to rewrite them. After reading over them so long after writing them, I'm not satisfied with the quality. See you guys in a few days!

Left 11:12 am 25/12/07

Well, much to the chagrin of my parents and friends, I went apartment hunting today. So what if it was my second day out of hospital? I had the best day of my life and met a super awesome guy who didn't seem to think anything less of me because I was in a wheel chair. I am so unbelievably on cloud 9! I can't stop smiling like a fool, and then blushing like a teenager xp. It's like being 15 all over again. I'M SO HAPPY!

Left 11:20pm 26/12/07

I can run now! I've been able to walk almost normally for a while (it looks fine until I get tired, then you can notice that im a bit unsettled) but it's just so exciting that I can now RUN! My parents aren't too happy though. I think they think I;m going to go out and do something stupid now that I can. They're probably right too XP.

Left 10:41am 05/04/07

P.S

Feel free to tell me the names of the characters I have forgotten, I'll probably get around to reading/watching them again to find out any way, but I think that I'll forget to why I was reading/watching the thing in the first place, so telling me would be nice. Oh, and feel free to flame me via pm. I'd rather have it this way than on my actual stories, not that I particularly mind either way.

Oh and, I'm very particular about the ways I like my pairings. There is only one person I will ever consider for the Uke. Get it straight people. Since when would Sasuke let anyone top him? That goes for them all people.