FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination| antilogicgirl |
Author has written 38 stories for Naruto, Saiyuki, Rurouni Kenshin, Bleach, Kyou Kara Maou, D.Gray-Man, Firefly, and Fullmetal Alchemist. I must apologize for the steep dropoff in posts, and the sheer number of stories that I have yet to finish...As has been pointed out to me by my favorite reviewer (and an excellent writer...you should check her out), emeraldoni, I have this...tendancy to NOT FINISH a story that I've begun. UPDATE ON ME: Yay! I graduated! Now you can look forward to updates on my stories, since I've been writing like mad. Stories that are currently active: 1. Dog Days--COMPLETE, final epilogue chapter posted. 2. Loose Ends--New Chapter partially complete. 3. No One Knows I'm Famous--New chapter complete, posted. 4. The Dogs of War--New chapter mostly complete. 5. Heartbreaker--Overhauling last chapter. 6. Adorable--COMPLETE, final chapter posted! Once these are complete, I will work on: 1. Dodging Enishi 2. Prodigal Uchiha 3. You Give Me A Headache 4. The One Possessed 5. Princess: A Parody And finally, because it is my baby, I will get going again with Machi Yoko Naruto. So there you have my schedule. Please don't ask for updates. I'm working as fast as I can. Oh. And I have a job now, so there's more slow-down... Are you a beta reader? ...do you like a challenge? I have been looking for a beta. Hmm. I've got one for some of my stuff. Looking for one for the following fics: Prodigal Uchiha (someone has to make me finish) You Give Me A Headache Dodging Enishi Princess, A Parody Dog Days Requirements: --attention to detail --thorough knowledge of English grammar, and spelling --patience (I am a perfectionist, and I edit incessantly) --Microsoft Word. I don't do WordPad, guys. If you're interested, please post on my forum, antilogic fiction. Or, PM me! General stuff: I just found a job (yay for me). I graduated with my Masters Degree. I love movies, anime, reading, and so many other things that I couldn't really list them all at once. Like the usename says, I'm a girl, and logic really doesn't do much for me... Often, people describe me as the silliest person they know. I disagree. I'm goofy, not silly. What do I look like? Hmm. Usually, I would play the teasing woman and say, "wouldn't you like to know?", but at the moment, I guess I should be pretty honest about the situation. I'm around 5'5.5" tall (the half counts to us short people, ok!). Hair is brown, natural blonde streaks around the face area. Eyes are that odd color known as hazel--not green, not brown. Got glasses, have since I was 11, and I only wear contacts for costuming. I guess that's about it, since I'm definitely not telling you guys my weight (it's average for my height). Oh, I guess black, blue and dark red are my favorite colors to wear, though brown is always safe if I'm going somewhere that I don't know what's going to happen. It's easier to fade into the background and make a quick exit that way. Tee-hee. Personality: Perfectionist Motivated, just about the wrong things Cynical...yet a hopeless Romantic At times, completely insane Favorites Books: Ivanhoe by Sir Walter Scott, The Black Arrow by Robert Louis Stevenson, Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling, most anything by Douglas Preston/Lincoln Child, and Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen. Manga: Rurouni Kenshin, Naruto, Saiyuki, Bleach, Black Cat. New Favorite: D-Gray Man. Movies: The Fifth Element, Willow, LOTR-Fellowship of the Ring, Star Wars and sequels (not those crappy new ones), A Muppet Christmas Carol, and America's Sweethearts, Oscar, Howl's Moving Castle (See also Anime), Treasure Planet, Murder by Death. Anime: Bleach, Rurouni Kenshin, Crest of the Stars, Voltron (what can I say, I'm old school like that), Galaxy Express, Vampire Hunter D (original), Witch Hunter Robin, Love Hina, and Samurai Deeper Kyo. Recent favorites include Wolf's Rain, Saiyuki, Gun Sword, Yakitate Japan! and One Piece (Roanoa Zollo kicks ass), Howl's Moving Castle, Perfect Blue, Millenium Actress. Guilty pleasures: Gakuen Heaven, Yami no Matsuei (Descendants of Darkness). Music:Lots of anime music, Chris Cornell, They Might Be Giants, Talking Heads, OMD, Cowboy Mouth, Souls of Blues Revival, Panic! At the Disco, Yellowcard, Eiesley, Flyleaf, Radiohead, Stone Temple Pilots, Murder by Death, Qntal, The Tea Party, Neutral Milk Hotel, Porcupine Tree, oldies like Wilson Pickett and Aretha Franklin, and my absolute favorite of all time, the man himself...Ludwig von Beethoven. Lately I've discovered the Dropkick Murphys...they're really fun. You should ALL be illegal and download them! Why I'm doing this: because I get an idea in my head. Until I get it out, it drives me nuts. :P I guess you could say I'm a little like the Mariner. This pretty much sums it up: Since then, at an uncertain hour, I pass, like night, from land to land ; --from the Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Samuel Taylor Coleridge | |||||||||||
1. Demon In the Design » reviewsPrank wars never end well. Design, Deception, Denial and Decision take Roy Mustang to an unexpected Destination as he plays with Ed's mind.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,149 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 12-29-08 - Published: 11-4-08 - Edward E. & Roy M. - Complete2. Heartbreaker » reviewsGojyo breaks one too many hearts, resulting in a nightmare for the group, because his stint as a woman is quite permanent. [Genderbender]Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,116 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 12-9-08 - Published: 7-16-07 - Gojyo S. & G. Sanzo3. The Dogs of War » reviewsWhen two men love the same woman, turmoil often results. Neji and Kiba are no exception. When the dogs of war cry out for blood, whose will be spilled? [dark, angst]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,985 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 10-11-08 - Published: 2-3-07 - Hinata H. & Neji H.4. Dog Days » reviewsCaptured by Itachi. Physically and emotionally linked to the feared Missing nin, Sakura unwillingly joins Akatsuki. There is much more than ice to the elder of the Uchiha. rated for later chapters.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,284 - Reviews: 174 - Updated: 10-5-08 - Published: 2-16-06 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete5. Lady Sings the Blues » reviewsNaruto knew everything about his best friend, or so he thought. Some discoveries are meant to be made, and are if you have meddlesome friends. cross dressingNaruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,066 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 9-20-08 - Published: 7-30-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete6. The Rubber Band Odyssey » reviewsIt started with a bad morning, which resulted in a bet. That bet was countered with another. Then, it grew into curiosity. Curiosity became obsession. And obsession…well…it might just become more than that. And all this, because of one rubber band.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,478 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 7-30-08 - Published: 9-22-07 - Naruto U. & Shikamaru N. - Complete7. No One Knows I'm Famous » reviewsNo one knows it, but Hinata's acutally famous. She's secretly one of the world's most popular new authors...under her penname. Too bad Neji's very perceptive. Now the trouble starts: everyone will know Hinata's famous.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,003 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 7-23-08 - Published: 11-13-06 - Hinata H.8. Adorable » reviewsConrad's out on business, Gwendel's stressed, Wolfram's sick, Gunter is clingy, and Yuuri is caught in the middle of it all. If only he could stop blushing! High fluff content, Shounenai.Kyou Kara Maou - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,888 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 4-22-08 - Published: 5-31-07 - Complete9. Moonlight and Valentino reviewsStrange reiatsu in Karakura Town draws many Hollows, Urahara makes a mysterious appearance, and Byakuya investigates, getting more than he wanted that and Renji's grumpy at being a pion.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-8-08 - Byakuya K.10. Lights » reviewsRelationships fall apart sometimes. Kaylee knew that. What she never counted on was who would be there to pick up the pieces. Eventual JayneKaylee w hints of RiverMal.Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,658 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-9-07 - Published: 12-4-07 - Kaylee & Jayne - Complete11. Loose Ends » reviews[AU]Hitmen, intrigue, murder, romance in New York City. Two powerful crime families constantly fight. Their children are to be married, and a murder is committed. How do you pick up the pieces when the world falls apart? SakuraX?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,355 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 9-22-07 - Published: 8-3-06 - Sakura H.12. Gravity of Souls » reviewsLaying low in an Akuma infested area, the exorcists split up after an attack, leaving Rabi and Kanda lost, wet, and unable to deal with emerging emotions. Fluff and later yaoi.D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,238 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 7-16-07 - Published: 6-28-07 - Complete13. Princess: A Parody » reviewsA farm girl turned princess, Spanish swordsmen, an evil genius, a prince with an agenda, a strong man, a miracle man, and really big rats. Naruto and friends star in Princess: A Parody.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,026 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 3-26-07 - Published: 1-18-06 - Sakura H. & Naruto U.14. A Little Tenderness reviewsIn which Renji discovers that the measure of a man is not his height, or his power in battle. It is his tenderness. HanatarouRenji [heavy yaoi]Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 53 - Published: 2-21-07 - Hanatarou Y. & Renji A. - Complete15. The One Possessed » reviewsSeven years after the murder of her mother, Hinata has turned to less conventional methods to find the truth. During a midnight ceremony, she summons something she did not intend. Something dark, over which she has no control. Will she be able to live asNaruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,410 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 11-29-06 - Published: 10-24-06 - Hinata H. & Sasuke U.16. Divergence reviewsInspired by a dream, and one of my least favorite poems. Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. Two men stood at dawn, on the edge of a decision. What would the outcome be?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-7-06 - Complete17. In This World of MakeBelieve » reviewsThe day of the winter solstice, a gold coin, a fervent wish, and a tired, frustrated Uchiha changed the course of history. Was that change for good, or will it would cause calamity worse than anything in his world of makebelieve? [some yaoi after ch.3]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,938 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 10-2-06 - Published: 3-22-06 - Sasuke U. & Hinata H.18. Cover Hog reviews[sasunaru] It was late. It was cold. It was raining. We were tired. He didn’t feel like walking home in the rain. He also didn’t feel like sleeping on the couch. Stupid cover hog. [ShonenAi][mild language][beware the cuteness]Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-23-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete19. Bless Me, Father » reviewsUnwanted attraction, a crisis of faith, and getting stuck in an elevator bring Sasuke and Naruto together in spite of their own anxiety. AU Lemon laterNaruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,697 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 8-23-06 - Published: 8-19-06 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete20. Machi Yoko Naruto » reviewsIn the dark, sinister world of the Yakuza, the word honor is familiar, yet foreign. To Naruto, a man who wants nothing to do with this world, honor is the repaying of a debt...to Uchiha Sasuke, head of Honshu's Yakuza.[yaoi]Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,679 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 8-18-06 - Published: 4-30-06 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.21. Night Rain » reviewsTragedy strikes just before a lengthy undercover mission, putting the 4man jounin team in danger. Kakashi has to deal with information gathering, and a partner who doesn't trust him: Hori Amaya.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-18-06 - Published: 7-10-06 - Kakashi H.22. Strained Alliance » reviews[spoilers: 307309, Manga] Three days before Sasuke becomes Orochimaru's vessel, he has a visit from old friends, and after a tense and very strange fight, renews old alliances to fight new enemies.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,548 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-2-06 - Published: 7-28-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.23. Mystery, Ne? » reviewsThere's something fishy going on at Snake Mountain Amuseument Park. Evil Henchmen stalkers, brainwashing carnival rides, and Kiba's song and dance! Fun for everyone. [AU]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,670 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-24-06 - Published: 5-11-0624. Dodging Enishi » reviewsEnishi is the second most arrogant person in the entire school, and he's taken a liking to Kaoru. Her friends aren't happy, and neither is she. Harassment, revenge, stalking, it's all here.Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,820 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 7-24-06 - Published: 1-18-06 - Kenshin & Kaoru25. Kings and Pawns reviewsspoilers, manga 314, 316 Asumacentric . As things are returned to normal in Konoha, Asuma realizes what his life is really worth, when compared to that of a very great man. And one to come.Naruto - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-21-06 - Asuma S. & Shikamaru N. - Complete26. Prodigal Uchiha » reviewsA mission takes Sakura and Naruto into Sound territory, where they find Sasuke. He agrees to come back to Konoha with them, to fight Akatsuki, but he must first survive to pass the Chuunin Exam.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,627 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 5-13-06 - Published: 1-7-06 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.27. You Give Me A Headache » reviewsAfter being a hermit for eight years, Jiraiya returns to Konoha for serious research not the pervvy kind, for once. He has to stay with someone who gives him a headache, and deal with people who may kill him.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,300 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 4-17-06 - Published: 1-21-06 - Tsunade S. & Jiraiya28. A Meaning In Death » reviewsSasuke killed Orochimaru and took over the Sound village. His botched assassination of Tsunade killed Sakura instead. This sends ripples throughout Konoha that bring everyone closer. Some OOC.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,502 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 2-26-06 - Published: 11-22-05 - Naruto U. & Ino Y. - Complete29. Sasuke's Hobby » reviewsSasuke has a hobby. He likes to play with people. His favorite toy: Yamanaka Ino. She's just so fun to mess with. Only, when she gets into his head, his little hobby gets him into big trouble.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,203 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 2-20-06 - Sasuke U. & Ino Y. - Complete30. A Cloud for Konoha » reviewsAmaya is a former jounin from the Hidden Village of Cloud. Now living as a student in the Earth Country, she has the misfortune to meet Orochimaru, who has very speicific plans for her, none of which will be to her liking.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,383 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-9-06 - Published: 11-6-05 - Complete31. Scared, Are You? » reviewsKakashixOC, slightly different universe. Natsumi's friends with Ino and Kakashi. Her ex, Aoi, calls her, and she needs moral support. Some pretty funny moments, a little...er a lot of foul language.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,520 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 12-26-05 - Published: 12-4-05 - Kakashi H. - Complete32. I Know You In Dreams reviewsThe Sanzo Party finds a woman passed out in the woods. She wakes up, with amnesia. The only thing she can remember are dreams...of Sanzo. Rated for: language, adult themesSaiyuki - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-15-05 - Complete33. Shinobi Swing! reviewsSequel to Musical Musings, Where the Hokage has a swingthemed costume party, and Naruto takes Sakura. Sasuke's jealous, and there's a very interesting band there, too. NaruSaku fluffinessNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-13-05 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete34. Musical Musings reviewsSakura, Naruto, and Sasuke have a day that revolves around music. Sakura angst, Naruto depression, and Sasuke's hormones. Rated for some mild language. SakuNaru Total DrabbleCrackfic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-12-05 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete35. Shinobi Drinking Games! reviewsAnko has a party, and each guest is asked to bring the following: their own shotglass, and at least one bottle of alcohol. Total crackfic...OOC, lots of drinking, silliness, and drunken revelations! Yay!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 12-1-05 - Anko M. & Kakashi H. - Complete36. It Ain't Paradise reviewsSomeone has done the unspeakable. They've stolen Kakashi's entire collection of hentai. He sets out in search of suspects, and uses intimidation and psycholocial torture to get information, but it backfires.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 67 - Published: 11-18-05 - Kakashi H. & Anko M. - Complete37. Surprise! Love? » reviewsKiba and Shino shop for a birthday gift for Hinata. Kiba's choice of gifts drives a series of events that lead him into a sudden realization of emotions he never knew he had. Wonderful fluffy goodness!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,056 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 11-17-05 - Published: 11-14-05 - Kiba I. & Hinata H. - Complete38. Lilies reviewsShikamaru thinks everything is troublesome. Especially women. The Hokage throws things at him and beats him up, his mom is always on his case, and then there's Temari... loosely based on a scene from 'A Cloud for Konoha,' by me!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-7-05 - Shikamaru N. & Temari - Complete
| Community: | S.F.O.S.B. Society for Obligatory Sasuke Bashing |
| Focus: | Anime/Manga » Naruto |
United States