Hello.

If you've come to my profile you've probably come to the wrong place, but welcome anyway.

If you meant to come here, it's probably because of a review, and I apologise for any offense I may have (unintentionally) given, and congratulate you on your wonderful story.

If you need something translated into Latin, I'd be happy to oblige.

If you're wondering what I do with my life besides reading fanfiction it's homework, calculus and kayaking, origami and physics olympics, mathcounts coaching and horseback riding, and more homework.

If you want to know the rhetorical device for starting several lines with the same phrase it's an anaphora.

Thanks for stopping by.