Hiyah! I'm not telling you my name but I WILL say that my initials are MJB. I'm from the USA! :D And my birthday is 11/21.

And welcome to the extremely loong bit of cyberspace that is called...my profile. (I've shortened it, but it still seems long.)

Favorite Anime

Full Metal Alchemist

.hack

Inuyasha

D-N-Angel (I've seen a few episodes on YouTube.)

Naruto

Rurouni Kenshin

Ouran High School Host Club

Hell Girl

xxxHOLIC

Tsubasa Chronicles

Favorite Manga

Full Metal Alchemist

.hack

Inuyasha

Sakura Taisen

Fruits Basket

D-N-Angel

Naruto

Azumanga Daioh

Cardcaptor Sakura

Tsubasa

xxxHOLIC

Ouran High School Host Club

Favorite Games

Kingdom Hearts (All the games so far)

Final Fantasy (Especially 7, 10, 10-2, 12, and Tactics Advance. Am I missing anything?)

.hack (I only have the first two games.)

Chaos Legion

Pokemon (I especially like Emerald, FireRed and LeafGreen! I also love Diamond.)

Legend of Zelda

Super Smash Brothers (BRAWL, BABY!)

Mario Party

Fatal Frame

Favorite Couples (Also know as 'Couples I'm most likely to read/write')

Kingdom Hearts

Sora/Kairi (Hey, if going through tons of danger trying to rescue someone isn't love, I don't know what is!)

Sora/Riku (The above statement also applies to this couple.)

Namine/Roxas

Riku/Yuffie (What? It's cute!)

Axel/Roxas (Oh, c'mon! They pratically put in a couple of hints of this couple in the game! You just have to know where to look.)

Zexion/Demyx

Cloud/Leon

Final Fantasy VII

Cloud/Aeris (I like Could/Tifa more...But I do like this pair...to a certain degree.)

Cloud/Tifa ( I like this couple a little more than Cloud/Aeris.)

Yuffie/Vincent (You've played FF7, right? If you haven't, think of it like you would Auron/Rikku. One's quiet and slightly sadistic, the other's perky and hyper! XD)

Tifa/Vincent (Although I like the above couple and Cloud/Tifa better, some fics make this one work. What the hell am I supposed to say?)

Final Fantasy X

Yuna/Tidus

Wakka/Lulu

Final Fantasy X-2

Baralai/Paine

Rikku/Gippal

Shuyin/Lenne

Naruto

Naruto/Hinata (While writing the Naruto chapters in Kingdom of Starlight 2, I realized that I love, love, LOVE this pairing! Opposites attract, right?)

Sasuke/Sakura (Second favorite couple!)

Ino/Shikamaru (Tied at Second)

Neji/Tenten (Also tied at second)

Sasuke/Hinata (After a couple of fanfics with this couple I read, I have to say this is tied in first with NaruHina.)

Kiba/Hinata

Kakashi/Kurenai

Gaara/Hinata (Actually, as long as Hinata is with someone (with a couple of exceptions), I'm happy.)

Sasuke/Naruto (Some fics make this couple work. What the hell am I supposed to say?)

Kakashi/Iruka (Friendship or yaoi, either way it works.)

Inuyasha

Inuyasha/Kagome

Miroku/Sango (Number one favorite!)

Kikyo/Inuyasha

D-N-Angel

Daisuke/Riku

Pokemon

Ash/Misty

May/Brendan

Harry Potter

Harry/Ginny

Draco/Hermione (Bad boy/Good girl...Who doesn't love that?! Laugh all you want, but some fics make this one work.)

James/Lily (Sacred pairing in the Harry Potter fandom! Worship it, you fools!)

Fruits Basket

Kyo/Tohru

Yuki/Machi

Haru/Rin

Hiro/Kisa

Rurouni Kenshin

Kenshin/Kaoru

Cardcaptor Sakura

Sakura/Sayoran

Eriol/Tomoyo

Wicked

Elphaba/Fiyero

Phantom of the Opera

Christine/Erik

RENT

Roger/Mimi

Collins/Angel

Maureen/Joanne

.hack

Kite/BlackRose

FullMetal Alchemist

Roy/Riza

Ouran High

Kaoru/Haruhi (This, along with HikaHaru, is the closest couple to being my OTP. Not exactly, though, 'cause I can pratically see Haruhi with any of the Host Club members, but I like this one and HikaHaru a lot.)

Hikaru/Haruhi

Hikaru/Kaoru (My guilty pleasure.)

Legend of Zelda

Link/Zelda

Link/Midna

Crossover Romances

Ash Ketchum/Ami Okuni (I have DBV and TR to thank for that.)

Danny Fenton/Juniper Lee (Ever since I read JusSonic's parody of Labyrinth, I've liked this couple.)

Alice Liddell/Alphonse Elric (...Don't ask.)

Twilight

Edward/Bella

Super Smash Bros.

Pit/Link

Ness/Lucas (I think of them as being fourteen or fifteen. Never really knew why, though...)

Peach/Roy (Don't get me wrong, I do like Peach/Mario, but if given the choice between writing a Roy/Peach or a Peach/Mario, I'd pick Roy/Peach.)

Marth/Samus

Couples I'm not a big fan of (or HATE with a BURNING PASSION)

Final Fantasy X

Seymour/Yuna

Inuyasha

Kagome/Koga (Koga keeps flirting with Kagome. 'Nuff said.)

Kagome/Sesshomaru (Um...no.)

Naruto

Neji/Hinata (They're cousins. 'Nuff said, I think.)

Just to clear something up...

I'll pretty much like any (And I do mean any, except for the ones I mentioned I don't like) couple as long as it's one-sided, angsty (I feel a little bit of a jerk saying that, but it's true.), if it's really well-written, has a kick-ass plot, or if it has really good poetry on the side. Preferably haikus. Because I like haikus. Or good song references.

As you can guess, because of this rather...open-minded view, it's unbelievably easy for stories to get into my favorites list.

A (long) testimony to how addictive copying and pasting stuff from other profiles truly is...

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, dablackfox101, mushroomcloudslooklikebroccoli, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Wolf Pyralis, Rabid Rabbit's Rampage, BloodySalvation, Sonicalia, metal.lamp-silvertongue, Kaity Chameleon,WeaselChick, The All Real Numbers Symbol, ChibiSkitty-donna, AquaFlameElementalist,

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you think that Angel is the nicest, most awesome person ever, copy this into your profile.

~If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

~If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

~If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

READ THIS:

It's too horrible.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I'm the one who can't accept myself.
I am the person who is ashamed to tell my own friends I am a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp, and left to die because two straight men wanted to 'teach me a lesson'.

PLEASE REPOST THIS IF YOU THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG. Do your part to end the hate and spread the love!

If you think Xemnas's name should be changed to Mansex, copy this into your profile.

If you are a proud AkuRoku fangirl, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile. (Ohh...you have no idea.)

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

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This is Kitty. Please copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination.

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If you could read that put it in your profile

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn! That was fun!'

THIS IS SO TRUE:

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you wanna travel when you get older, copy this into your profile!

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.

30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

Did you know...

Kissing is healthy.

Bananas are good for period pain.

It's good to cry.

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

Lying is actually unhealthy.

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

Chocolate will make you feel better.

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

Boys aren't worth your tears.

We all love surprises.

Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted...

If you think Fanfiction.net is way better than Myspace could ever hope to be in eternity, copy and paste and add your name to the list: otherrelmwriter, ChibiSkitty-donna, AquaFlameElementalist,

If you know/live with someone who has a physical/mental disability, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull and/or vice versa, put this into your profile. (That was only once...or twice...three times? DAMMIT!!)

If you have music in your soul, put this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (Dancin' and singin' in the rain!)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a theatre geek, copy this into your profile. (Proud of it, baby!)

79 percent of all people who have played Kingdom Hearts II believe that Demyx is a poor fighter. If you know that he can kick butt and encourage those poor delusional gamers to try fighting him on expert mode in his second (albeit final) battle and THEN say he's a wimp, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it . A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart. (I did know the same-tune part, but not the Mozart part.)

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (More times than I would like to admit.)

Take time and read each sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Ocean's Nocturne of the COCA, luvablenerd, soraroxas365, AquaFlameElementalist,

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If sarcasm is your first and favorite language, then copy & paste this into your profile.

The American Indians have a phrase they use to describe children who have an intimate knowledge of sorrow and grief. They say that the child has developed sky-eyes. Recently, my grandfather, who was all that I truly had, died from cancer. When I look in the mirror, I show a detached look, a distance in my gaze, as though my vision included a portion of the sky. If you know more of the workings of the world than you'd like, copy and paste this to your profile.

LEARN CHINESE IN FIVE MINUTES...(IF YOU ARE CHINESE, PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS OFFENSIVELY...IT IS ONLY FOR HUMOR) YOU MUST READ THIS OUT LOUD...

1 - THAT'S NOT RIGHT...Sum Ting Wong

2 - ARE YOU HARBORING A FUGITIVE...Wai Yu Hai Ding

3 - SEE ME ASAP...Kum Hia

4 - STUPID MAN...Dum Fuk

5 - SMALL HORSE...Tai Ni Po Ni

6 - DID YOU GO TO THE BEACH...Wai Yu So Tan

7 - I BUMPED THE COFFEE TABLE...Ai Bang Mai Fa King Ni

8 - I THINK YOU NEED A FACE LIFT...Chin Tu Fat

9 - IT'S VERY DARK IN HERE...Wai So Dim

10 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON A DIET...Wai Yu Mun Ching

11 - THIS IS A TOW AWAY ZONE...No Pah King

12 - OUT MEETING IS SCHEDULED FOR NEXT WEEK...Wai Yu Kum Now

13 - STAYING OUT OF SIGHT...Lei Ying Lo

14 - HE'S CLEANING HIS AUTOMOBILE...Wa Shing Ka

15 - YOUR BODY ODOR IS OFFENSIVE...Yu Stin Ki Pu

16 - GREAT!...Fa King Su Pa

If this made you laugh...put it in your profile

One fine day, in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys go up to fight.
Back to back they faced one another,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy as a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play.
A dumb man went to shout 'Hooray!'
A deaf police man heard the noise,
And came and shot the two dead boys.
A paralyzed donkey walking by,
Kicked the copper in the eye.
Sent him through a rubber wall,
Into a dry ditch, drowning them all.
(If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man-He saw it too!)
If you thought that was completely and utterly stupid, ignore this.
BUT, if you thought this was pretty funny, paste this into your profile and share the randomness!

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These This.'

The Ouran Alphabet

A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend

B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka

C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day

D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen

E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot

F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender

G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt

H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins

I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be

J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai

K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins

L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand

M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type

N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back

O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business

P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff

Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori

R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color

S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear

T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club

U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny

V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot

W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother

X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had

Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins

Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join

If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Will always be like "well you deserve better".
BEST FRIENDS: Will prank call him and say " you'll die in 7 days"

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when you get rejected
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say " its because your gay isn't it"

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!

(I know there are like two lists of this, but I can never resist)

This next bit here is the cutest, sadest thing ever...

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.

Oh anime, anime! Where would we be?
If your presence not grace us ever so fully?
I know just what to do; we should propose a grand toast!
The grandest of toast with your preferred host!

Now young and fair girls, come one and come all!
Pick a partner to take to our anime ball!
We have every character; just tell us your type:
Height, eyes, hair color, and favorite plight.

Do you go for the leader? The king of all kings?
Who commands respect with all the awesomeness he brings?
The person in charge, who knows just what to do,
until rejected, then goes to his emo corner to cry “boo hoo!”

Or is the smart one the way you will go?
He smiles up front, he puts on quite the show.
No problem too big for him, the solutions are clear.
But a darker side will show if you get too near.

And then we have twins, who are rarely apart.
Could it be incest, or brotherly heart?
Mischievous, impish, the troublesome lot.
They differ in some ways, just don’t ask me what.

Perhaps the strong and silent man suits you best.
Barely a word ever escapes from his chest.
You may feel he’s no emotion as life passes by.
Dare offend his friends, and then you can expect you will fly!

But may haps the cute little boy with the cake?
Looks pure as a doll and you may fear he might break.
Do not be deceived, his age is more than he appears,
and he knows kung-fu! Whoa. Watch out little dears!

Or perhaps the new guy who is shy and polite?
Who will smile, take orders, and won’t put up a fight.
He listens and counsels, importantly deems.
But is everything with him just as it seems?

What if you’re a guy, who wishes a girl or two?
I think we might round up something for you.
Although our host club is comprised of guys,
a woman’s touch is at work beneath your eyes.

Laughing and smiling, tenacious and loud,
the manager can always catch quite the crowd.
The fortitude for more to go above and beyond!
No one knows what she thinks or of who she is fond.

And another you may find, with a mind open as can be.
A poor little girl that can set the rich free.
Although, go after her, you’ll hear Tamaki scream,
“If you touch my Haruhi, it is you I will cream!”

Choose any one; our doors are open for you!
This night is the night for your dreams to come true!
Your desired host is yours, providing you pay.
But none of you are commoners, so you should be okay.

Post this poem to your profile if you love Ouran! I did! XD

I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.
Repost this if you agree with it.

What I wish I’ve known sooner: Copy and paste this to your profile and add something to the list!

· Living might mean taking chances, but they're worth taking.
· Don't show off driving, if you want to race go to Indianapolis.
· Excuses never please anyone but the person giving them.
· Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
· There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
· Don't let what others think decide who you are.
· Stand up for what is right, even if you are standing alone.
· You can know someone better in a moment of honesty than you ever can in a lifetime of lies.
· Don't let your life wait for other people.
· Dropping a cellular phone in a bathtub full of water kinda will kill the phone.
· Your mother will find out if you dye your hair purple.
· Don't ever fall in love with someone more than 1,000 miles away, it usually doesn't work.
· If it hurts, DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!
· If u fall on ur friends rollerblades and end up with a huge scar on ur leg from falling, don't use the same friends rollerblades again when u have brand new pants on!
· What does not kill you will ultimately make you stronger.
· Speaking in public gets easier with practice.
· Don't do cheers off a diving board.
· Ten years from now or sometimes even next year) what we freak out about or r embarrassed by won't matter.
· Zits always pop up when you really can't afford for them to pop up.
· When in doubt, duck. When certain don't bother, cuz you're already screwed.
· If ur teacher tells u to quit talking after a test or he'll give u a zero for the test grade, he means it. Really.
· Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things.
· Nothing is ever too good to be true.
· Instead of waiting for life to get better, do something about it.
· U REALLY should do what needs 2 b done NOW, and not later. Procrastination is the easiest way, but not the most profitable.
· If your intuition is telling you not to do something, then don't. Your intuition is not stupid!!
· If he doesn't respect you, he's not worth any of your time.
· Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest idea in the world!
· You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught.
· Hair is flammable. VERY flammable.
· Never ever trust your friend with a scissors against your hair.
· White cats/dogs don't mix with black clothes.
· Someday you will look back on this and it will all seem funny.
· You never know when you're making a memory.
· If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine.
· If you allow others to laugh with you, you'll be GREAT!
· Kissing is the most fun thing. Dancing is almost as fun.
· Chose your friends carefully, you are what they are.
· There r 2 kinds of people in this world...those that play hopscotch and sing in the shower, and those that lie alone at night with tears in their eyes. Everyone has a choice as 2 which we want 2 b...and everyone is a little of both.
· Milk crates make boring pets.
· Never pierce your belly button in the dark...or with a safety pin.
· Never, ever, EVER let someone of the opposite sex make you compromise your standards. Never.
· Truly anything is possible when you follow your heart. The sky is no longer the limit.
· God doesn't make junk.
· Mistakes...we all make them. Sometimes if we're lucky, an eraser will do the trick, we can rub it across the page, wipe away the dust, and all that's left of our careless mess is a hardly noticeable smudge. But some mistakes can't b erased, no matter how old or young we are.
· When you're 14 and don't even have your temps don't try driving...especially when all ur friends r around watching.
· Dance like no one is watching.
· Write like no one is gonna read your words.
· BE YOURSELF. It's hard to be someone else anyway.
· Don't say something you wouldn't want your parents, God, or your crush to hear.
· Even before u say sry(volunteer or otherwise), think about how u would feel in their shoes. THEN u can properly say sry
· Never jump over a hurdle without experience or supervision, It hurts! - Mist Lionshade
· If u yell at ur older(male) sibling , but u don’t physically fight with him, u're scared of him. If he yells at u, but doesn't physically fight with u, he is a wimp and u have the right 2 call him a girl. - Light Mischief
· Kicking a jerk in the Achilles tendon will make them shut up. -Assassination-By-Rin
· Flushing toilet paper down the toilet while it's still attached 2 the roll is a good way 2 relieve stress. But it may clog the toilet. -Assassination-By-Rin
· Fire crakers r not fun 2 watch, when they r blowing up under ur chair!-S.S.M.together, that really did happen 2 me and it hurt!
· Never admit that u have a problem, cause sometimes ur friends like u the way u r, krazy and random!-S.S.M.together
. Never underestimate the power of your actions - NaminexSora Lover
. Taking the SATs a second time is a very very stupid idea. Especially if your results from the first time were good to begin with.-AquaFlameElementalist

My opinion on Mary Sues (meaning super-perfect characters)...

I hate most Mary Sues, being absolutely perfect, making the hottest characters fall in love with them and defying all laws of the story of the fandom (i.e, multiple Animagus in Harry Potter), but there are some that aren't like that. And the LAST thing I want to write is to a Mary Sue fic. (Unless it's a bashing fic (See my Saw fic)) So I'm a 96 percent hater, 1 percent fan, and 3 percent neutral.

More fanfic sites in which you can find moi!

Lunaesence - AquaFlameMage

Freedom of Speech - LeafBreezeArcher

FictionPress - AquaFlameElementalist

So now that ya know more about me, I suggest you read my stories, and some of my favorite ficcys. Go on!