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since: 11-03-05, id: 924856, Profile Updated: 08-23-09
country: Canada
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

name: SakuraGaara

Age: ??

Gender: Female

i am CANADIAN. i live in igloos, wear mukluks and ride polar bears to school. i love hockey and say "eh" at the end of every sentence.

hello.

im sakuragaara, or SG. i am lazy, i procrastinate, and i prefer to read fics than write them but for some reason i write really shitty stories anyway when i feel like it. i get bored easily and when i do, random crap spews from my fingers and mouth, along with shreiks, groans and random cackles at the computer. my mother is currently seeking treatment for me. i massacre my school binders and hang them on my walls. i am a geek, a nerd, a reject of the social society and DAMN i am loving it! =)


Favorite Anime/Manga:

Naruto

Gundam Seed/Gundam Seed Destiny

Inuyasha

Nightwalker


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irre "">eedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (Stupid sunburns)

I'm a GOTH so I must be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (Well I say! That is insulting!)

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems



Favorite TV Shows:

Whose Line Is It Anyway

CSI: Miami

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Just For Laughs

Paranormal State

Untold Stories of the E.R

Cold Case Files

House M.D


Favorite Movies:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

The Dark Knight

August Rush

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Juno

21

Kill Bill Volumes One and Two

Memoirs of a Geisha

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

A Walk to Remember

All Harry Potter Movies

All Pirates of the Carribean Movies

Freedom Writers

The Curse of the Golden Flower

Take the Lead

The Pursuit of Happyness

Eragon

The Devil Wears Prada


The Reason the Twilight Movie is NOT a Favorite:

IT WAS AN EPIC FAIL. I am hoping New Moon will be better. It shows some promise :).


Earth is like a frog - when it jumps in to boiling water it gets out by himself knowing it isn't safe. But when it jumps in to cold water and us humans start boiling it, he stays there. We have to protect our world from Global Warming. If you're one of those who cares about our planets safety, write your penname and copy this onto your profile: SakuraGaara

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile. XD!

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Harajuku Girl, SakuraGaara

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have AACIBD Addicted to All Cullens Including Bella Disorder copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Jacob should just stay a friend and have a happy ending copy and paste this into your profile.


i am unbelievably obsessed with Itachi, its not funny anymore. there are litterally streaks all over my computer and tv screen because i was PAWING at Itachi. i giggle like a retarded fangirl whenever i see him and i cried hysterically when he died. LONG LIVE ITACHI!


Fights That Kicked THE Most Ass:

Sakura/Chiyo vs Sasori

Gaara vs Deidara

Naruto vs Sasuke (Valley of the End)

Naruto vs Sasuke (Rooftop of Hospital)

Itachi vs Kakashi

Itachi vs Sasuke (Final Battle)

Gaara vs Lee (Chuunin Exams)

Sakura vs Ino (Chuunin Exams)

Team Kakashi vs Itachi

Sakura and Naruto vs Kakashi (Bell Test)


Favorite Books:

The Twilight Saga

The Hunger Games

The Host

The Nightworld Series

The Harry Potter Series

The Mortal Instruments Trilogy

The House of Night Series

Cut

Kissed By an Angel

The Immortals Series

The Darkest Powers Series

Othello


You will never know true fun until you scare your best friend during a movie, and have half the theatre laugh at her loud and high pitched scream. :)

if you havent seen HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE i suggest you do it. when he drinks the FELIX FELICUS he acts like he's totally baked.

POOF.

poof.

POOF!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


kisame is the terror that lurks in your bathtub.

Age: 7

Graduated from the ninja academy. top marks.

Age: 8

Activated Sharingan.

Age: 13

Became ANBU captain.

Killed best friend.

Obtained Mangekyou Sharingan.

Wiped out entire clan.

Tortured little brother.

Age: 15

Joined evil organization.

Cloak.

Straw Hat.

Nail Polish.

Ring.

Age: 18

Tortured little brother's sensei.

Tortured little brother.

Tried to kidnap little brother's best friend.

Escaped from legendary Sannin.

Age: 21

Fought little brother's team.

its almost as if itachi's EVIL.


Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

1. Interest » reviews
I was well aware of how smart I was, how strong I was. It seems others were aware of that too. Ah hell!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-21-09 - Published: 3-1-09 - Sakura H. & Itachi U.
2. A Pink Christmas reviews
Sasuke and Sakura find out that Christmas is best spent together.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-1-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
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