Well, if you managed to get to this page, I congratulate you. You just earned two points in the "BOOK". (marks two points in "BOOK".)

Now, where were we..? Ah, yes. About myself. Well, depending on who you ask, my name is Warson "Banjo" Heyn (sometimes preceded by "his Lordship". I didn't come up with that epithet, honestly...), Oliver Boxclocke, or Baylor Johnson. Pick one. I respond to all. I'm 15 years old. I am writing in simple sentences. It is fun. It makes me sound dumb. Yay for sentences.

Let's see... I like things. I like The Beatles, The West Wing, U2, Enigma, hockey, Final Fantasy, Smashmouth, Douglas Adams, John Williams, Steven Spieberg movies, Alfred Hitchcock movies, Stanley Kubrick movies, and above all: movies.

I am currently gearing back up my pet-project of old. A sci-fi/fantasy epic about war, politics, law, mercenaries, and love (you have to throw that love one in there, otherwise, you miss out on a big demographic chunk ;-) ). I now have character sketches, and an updated story outline. Now, if only I can find the map I drew...

Oh, yes I nearly forget. I keep a "BOOK". You will never get to see "BOOK", but trust me, "BOOK" sees you... "BOOK" sees all...

Mwa-HEEEEEeeee!