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| Irony-chan |
Author has written 17 stories for Slayers, Fushigi Yuugi, Lost Universe, Fruits Basket, Inuyasha, Spider-Man, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Matantei Loki Ragnarok, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Stargate: SG-1. Well, let me see... I'm Irony, I like to be mysterious about my real name, I'm the same age as Britney Spears, have the same birthday as Tupak Shakur, was born in the same city as Jim Carrey and live in the same city as Jann Arden. My hobbies include fanfiction, sewing, cartooning, beadwork, anime, and godzilla movies. My tastes in clothing, music, food, and entertainment are probably best described as eclectic. I hate hockey, bubblegum pop, network news, and movies that think they're deep when they're not. If I grow up, I want to be either a history professor or a novelist, and I'm going to marry either Josh Groban, Ethan Embry, or Paul Bettany. All this is still true, but I'm now working on a Master's degree in classics at Queen's University in Kingston, Ontario. This is the major reason I haven't updated anything in two years. I'm hoping to do some catch-up this summer, in between doing massive amounts of reading in three languages and working on an archeological site near Tito, Italy. Busy busy. | |||||||
1. The Ghost in the Machine » reviewsDear god, it's a high school AU. Run for your lives.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,183 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 5-28-10 - Published: 10-14-072. An Embarrassing Turn of Events » reviewsSpoilers for AWE. Having found the Fountain of Youth, Jack, Elizabeth, and Barbossa ponder what to do next.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,106 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 2-1-08 - Published: 6-10-073. Wasted on the Young reviewsSeveral children whose parents have connections with the Stargate program have disappeared, and the task of rescuing them will fall to a rather unlikely hero... Colonel O'Neill's clone.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 8-27-07 - J. O'Neill4. Mistletoe reviewsYou know what mistletoe means, right' 'Of course I do, Mayura, but it's not just a silly Christmas custom. Are you aware of the significance of mistletoe in the Norse mythology'Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,693 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 8-30-06 - Complete5. The Songs of Ithilorn » reviewsAssorted poetry inspired by Lord of the Rings, both books and movies.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-24-05 - Published: 1-21-056. The Flip Side » reviewsAn evil youkai traps Kagome, Inuyasha, and their friends in an alternate reality where they are all rendered powerless. Will they have to spend the rest of their lives in a - gasp - high school AU?Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,486 - Reviews: 245 - Updated: 6-27-05 - Published: 8-29-04 - Kagome H. & Inuyasha7. Out Of Time » reviewsKagome tries to return to the feudal age, but finds that somehow, many years have passed in her absence. Inuyasha is missing, Kaede is dead, the others are scattered, and her only help is from friends so old, they may as well be strangers!Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,213 - Reviews: 209 - Updated: 5-19-05 - Published: 9-19-038. No Dogs Allowed reviewsYamino has a bone to pick with the Japanese postal service... meaning he's conviniently out of the way when the norns come for Loki! This time, it's up to Fenrir to save the day!Matantei Loki Ragnarok - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,793 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-2-05 - Complete9. A Mary Sue Alphabet reviewsA's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2413 - Published: 1-12-05 - Complete10. Shattered » reviewsTohru is thrilled to be invited to the Souma new year's celebration... but what happens there will change everything, and the family will need her more than ever as they try to pick up the shattered pieces of their lives.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,482 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 12-20-04 - Published: 5-18-04 - Tohru H. & Yuki S.11. Pizza and Superheroes reviewsOneshot, fairly pointless, inspired by the second movie: three roommates talk about secret identities and what to order for dinner.Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 12-14-04 - Complete12. Animal Crackers » reviewsAs complete as it's going to get. How might the 'Fruits Basket' storyline have been different if it had been written by an American author? Click to find out... if you dare!Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,892 - Reviews: 213 - Updated: 5-7-04 - Published: 7-11-03 - Tohru H. & Yuki S. - Complete13. Me, Myself, and My Reflection » reviewsOff hiatus and active again! A sequel to 'Mixed Doubles': three copies, finding thesmelves being hunted for something the originals did, set out to get to the bottom of things. What IS a copy, and can such a being have a place in the world?Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,207 - Reviews: 103 - Updated: 5-2-04 - Published: 2-16-0214. Mixed Doubles reviewsFINISHED! Lina tries to repair a broken Shadow Reflector and gets a piece in backwards. Needless to say, pandemonium ensues.Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,045 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-16-03 - Published: 2-11-02 - Lina I. & Gourry G. - Complete15. Inheritance reviewsA little onescene hypothetical situation I wrote up in about half an hour. While waiting for Kane to come back, Milly gets some unexpected news.Lost Universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-24-02 - Complete16. A Nuriko Moment reviewsFINISHED! One of Lady Kourin's waitingmaids accidentally bursts in on an unusual scene.Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 1-30-02 - Nuriko - Complete17. I Don't Love Him reviewsGourry and Sylphiel finally got married, and Lina's off on her own now... so why isn't her mind on her newfound freedom? WOW, this is old...Slayers - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-19-02 - Complete
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