FORWARNING!

THIS IS NOT THE PERSON YOU THOUGHT OR THINK IT IS TO BE

SO PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME ABOUT THE PREVIOUS OWNER OF THIS...UM... ERM... THING... YEAH... THING.. I CHOOSE "THING" TREBECK...

WAIT.. AM I NOT ON JEOPORDY? ...I THINK I CAN'T SPELL... YEAH.

WAIT.. WHERE -AM- I?

-walks away from computer and all of humanity-