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since	: 11-07-05, id: 926289, Profile Updated: 10-30-08
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Author has written 16 stories for Tsubasa Chronicle, Fruits Basket, Naruto, Bleach, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

By the way, I made the icon in my profile :3

Check out my new original story on FictionPress.Com:

http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2407305/1/

-)WINGS(-

ATTENTION:

DOMO ARIGATO GOZAIMASU TO ALL WHO HAVE PUT ME IN THEIR FAVORITES!

AND LET'S ALL HEAR IT FOR MY

276TH

(and growing!)

REVIEW ON "Not Your Everyday Vacation"!

So to all of my wonderful supporters:

Thank you and I could not have accomplised this without you!

Oh, and check out my latest story:

"Midnight Down"

Summary:

Yes, it was they. Those whom rose in the night, off to haunt the dreams of the innocent. It was they whom were feared like the plaque. They feasted on the metallic red blood of the mortals as their razor sharp fangs protrude from their mouths aiding to their twisted smiles, their sinful souls. They were the hated, the feared, the damned.

They were Vampires.

Fifteen year old Haruno Sakura wasn't exactly the average rich girl. She belonged to a powerful aristocratic family with billions, and yet she preferred to go max out the guitar and not max out the credit card. But, being in her family, she is to attend Silent Hall Academy, a boarding school with a long history of academic achevements, and an even longer history of secrets.

You see, she wasn't exactly normal. Then again, how many people can be considered normal when you get bitten by a vampire? Sakura is starting to have trouble telling fact from fiction as the secrets of Silent Hall and the vampire race unravel before her to reveal an age old war.

Best friends turn into rivals, The trusted become the hated and even the tightest of bonds are torn at the seams as they knew it. Friendships, romances, hate and betrayl surface as she stumbles deeper and deeper into a world where she was never meant to belong. Alas, things are never easy.

Especially when you fall in love with one of the most powerful vampires of all.

Sasu/Saku

It's my first vampire fic! And it's sure to be a good one!

LET'S HEAR IT FOR MY

188TH

(and growing!)

REVIEW ON "MIDNIGHT DOWN"!

Oh, and here's a link to my Photobucket account. I've got alot of fun and cool pictures in there, and I also have a folder dedicated to "Midnight Down". Go see the pictures that started it all! But be warned:

THERE ARE SPOILERS IN THE FOLDER!!

You have been warned.

http://s203.photobucket.com/albums/aa302/The_One_That_Never_Was/

Oh, and here's a link to THE MOST AMAZING NARUTO AMV EVER!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNL6l24sNZM

Anime:Naruto

Song: Goodbye

Artist:SR-71

Rating:A-M-A-Z-I-N-G

Konnichiwa! I'm TrinityFire13Guardian137! Here's a little bit about me!

NickName(s): Kogi or Reshii...or Baka...LONG story... Kyo-san, Kurosaki-san, Tidus-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, Onee-chan, Onee, Mom (I'm like the mom of my friends, so They have dubbed me the 'Mom' of the group.), Pipin (From Lord Of The Rings, my friends say that I'm like Pipin,), and Godmother (see the 'mom' thing), Yun-Yun, Yuna (aswell as yun yun, from FFX and X-2), Panda, McGee (i have NO idea where this one came from XDDD), Panda-chan, Light-san, Yagami-san, and maybe a few more, but that's all I can remember for now!

What You Can Call Me: Trinity, Trinity-chan, Fire-chan, TrinityFire-san, TFG, TFG-san, TFG-chan, etc. (haha, i'll take just about anything!)

Gender: Female

Age: Wouldn't you like to know? Okay, a hint: I'm older than 1 year old, and I'm younger than 1,000

Country: I'm from...a place!! Ha-HA!!

Favorite Genre of Writing: Romance, Humor

Favorite color: Red and Orange

Lucky numbers: 7, 13

Favorite songs:

My Will

I Am

Sinjitsu No Uta

Change The World

Toki Wo Kerou

No More Words

Fukai Mori

Every Heart

Dearest

Come

Ki Ni Naru Aitsu

Hitotsu Dake

Setsunai Kimochi

Sanctuary

Simple and Clean

All The Things She Said

Thirty Minutes

Most of Utada Hikaru's songs

Most of Tatu's songs

All of Cascada's songs

I Want You

Any Blink 182 song

GO!

Alone (From FMA)

Brothers (From FMA)

Fields of Hope (Form Gundam SEED Destiny)

News Form The Front (Ichigo's theme)

Wing Stock (Rukia's theme)

T'en va pas (Orihime's theme)

Idioteque (Ishida's theme)

Mou Aoi Tori wa Tobanai (Tatsuki's theme)

No Song Unheard (Chad's theme)

Nichiyooubi Dansu (Kon's theme)

Don't Drag Me Down (Isshin's theme)

Stray Dog (Renji's theme)

Superpredators (Zaraki's theme)

Por Una Cabeza (Shunsui's theme)

Back to the Innocence (Ukitake's theme)

Good Stuff (Urahara's Shop theme)

Yahoo! (Yachiru's theme)

Bleach Endings/Openings:

Life is Like a Boat

Thank You!!

Hanabi

Tonight, tonight, tonight

Tokahashi

Houki Boshi

UVERworld

Homemade Kazoku

Pretty much ANY music from Bleach

Any music by Gigi D'Agostino (Especially "I'll Fly With You" and "Everything's Changing"!)

Any Evenescence song (Especially "Listen to the Rain" and "You"!)

Plastic Flowers

Welcome To The Black Parade

Secret of Love

Stay

Don't Matter

Pretty Much All of the songs on Anime Requium

and ALOT MORE!!

Favorite Song Quotes:

"And it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
Sees through the master plan

But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well I guess this is growing up"- "Dammit" Blink-182

"So little time
Try to understand that I'm
Trying to make a move just to stay in the game
I try to stay awake and remember my name
But everybody's changing
And I don't feel the same"- "Everybody's Changing" Gigi D'Agostino

"No, heaven's not a place that you go when you die
It's that moment in life when you touch her and you feel alive
So live for the moment
And take this advice, live by every word
Love's completely real, so forget anything that you've heard
And live for the moment now"- "The Tide" The Spill Canvas

"It's a secret of love,
It's a secret of dreams,
I feel lost in my fears,
Love is not what it seems.
It's secret that I need here by my side,
Never can't get enough,
It's a secret, a secret, a secret of love."- "Secret of Love" Barcera

"Who are you kidding mister?
I can give you everything
Who are you kidding mister?
I can give you anything
Who are you kidding mister?
Im so happy that I could sing, yeah
Nobody, youre kidding nobody
Nobody but you" - "Kidding" Imogen Heap

A figure dressed in the finest attire
That money can buy
Laiden with assets to make an impression
On a strangers eye

And he lives in a palace
Surrounded by roses in a perfect picture
Hes in deep with the shallow
Hes fading cause he cant see the sky"- "Kidding" Imogen Heap

"A dinner with twenty people you hate
And theyre hating you more
Talking politely, its all a show
Tell me what is it for?

And your laugh is tale-telling
They follow but you know youre not a funny man
The truth is the meaning
And your life is that you wouldnt have one
If you were poor"- "Kidding" Imogen Heap

"I brushed against those freckles that I hated so,
Life goes on and I heave a little sigh for you.
It's heavy, the love that I would share for you,
But it dissolves like it was just a sugarcube.
Now the little pain sitting in my heart
Has shrunk in a bit, but it really does hurt me now.
Those silly horoscopes, I
Guess I can't trust them after all.

If we could get further away,
I wonder what it would be like... ?
Yay!
I'd be so happy
Inside my heart.

All the memories I have are beautiful in my mind,
But they don't feed the hunger deep inside my soul.
And tonight I thought,
I'd be just sitting in my sorrow.
And now I must wonder wonder why.
What did it really mean to you?
I just can't see it anymore!
I just can't see it anymore...
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhhhhhhh..."- "Freckles" (From Rurouni Kenshin)

Listen to each drop of rain
Aaah
Whispering secrets in vain
Aaah
Frantically searching for someone to hear
Their story before they hit ground
Please don't let go
Can't we stay for a while?
It's just to hard to say goodbye
Listen to the rain" -"Listen To the Rain" written by Ami from Evanescence

"I stand alone in the storm
Suddenly sweet words take hold
Hurry they say for you haven't much time
Open your eyes to the love around you
You may feel you're alone
But I'm here still with you
You can do what you dream
Just remember to listen to the rain" -"Listen To the Rain" written by Ami from Evanescence

"The words have been drained from this pencil
Sweet words that I want to give you
And I can't sleep
I need to tell you
Goodnight

When we're together, I feel perfect
When I'm pulled away from you, I fall apart
All you say is sacred to me
Your eyes are so blue
I can't look away
As we lay in the stillness
You whisper to me

Amy, marry me
Promise you'll stay with me
Oh you don't have to ask me
You know you're all that I live for
You know I'd die just to hold you
Stay with you
Somehow I'll show you
That you are my night sky
I've always been right behind you
Now I'll always be right beside you

So many nights I cried myself to sleep
Now that you love me, I love myself
I never thought I would say this
I never thought there'd be
You " -"You" Evanescence

Many more to come!!

Favorite Manga/Anime:

Inuyasha

Tsubasa RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE

Card Captor Sakura

Card Captor Sakura: Master Of The Clow

Anzumanga Daioh!

Tokyo Mew Mew

Sailor Moon

Rurouni Kenshin

Tenchi Muyo!

Fruits Basket

Naruto

Full Moon Wo Sagashite

Kamikaze Kaito Jeanne

The Cain Saga

Godchild

Ceres: Celestial Legend

Imadoki! Nowadays

Fullmetal Alchemist

Death Note

Shinshi Doumei Cross

Cain Saga

Godchild

Absolute Boyfriend

Vampire Knight

Favorite Video Games:

Final Fantasy X

Final Fantasy X-2

Naruto: Clash of Ninja

Naruto: Clash of Ninja 2

Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life

Harvest Moon: Another Wonderful Life

Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town

Harvest Moon: More Friends of Mineral Town

Any Pokemon game for Gameboy Advance except that tetress-like one

Favorite Couples:

Inuyasha:

Inuyasha/Kagome

Miroku/Sango

NOT Sesshomaru/Sarah orSesshomaru/Kagura (My friend, known as Kay on my reviews, FORCED me to write this for her. Kay: I did not! Me: Yes you did! Do you want me to delete this? Kay: NO! Me: Thought so. Oh. and she has official dibbs on Sesshomaru-sama FOREVER!MWAHAHAHAHAgasp, gaspHAHAHAHAHA!) Kay: ha. And TrinityFire13Guardian137 has official dibbs on Kyo Sohma for life and ever after! (look at her meniachal laughter.)

Tsubasa RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE:

Syaoran/Sakura(UBER FAVORITE!!)

Card Captor Sakura/ Card Captor Sakura: Master Of The Clow:

Syaoran/Sakura(UBER FAVORITE!!)

Eriol/Tomoyo

Yue/Ruby Moon

Yamazaki/Chiharu

Tokyo Mew Mew:

Ryou/Ichigo

Pudding/Taruto

Sailor Moon:

Bunny/Darren (Can't remember manga name right now)

Rurouni Kenshin:

Kenshin/Kaoru(UBER FAVORITE!!)

Sanoskue/Megumi

Tenchi Muyo:

Tenchi/Aeka

Fruits Basket:

Kyo/ Tohru(UBER FAVORITE!!)

Yuki/ Machi

Shigure/ Mii

Kagura/ OC

Momiji/ OC

Hatori/ Kana

Hatori/ Mayu

Haru/ Rin

Ayame/ Mine

Kisa/ Hiro

Hiro/ Kisa

Ritsu/ Mii

Rin/ Haru

Kureno/ Uo

Akito/ OC

Akito/ Shigure (SOMETIMES!)

Hana/ Yuki (SOMETIMES!)

Naruto:

Saskue/Sakura (UBER FAVORITE!!)

Naruto/Sakura (OCCASIONALLY!)

Neji/Tenten

Shikamaru/Ino

Kakashi/Kurenai

Kakashi/Anko(OCCASIONALLY!!)

Asuma/Kurenai(OCCASIONALLY!!)

Bleach:

Ichigo/Rukia (UBER FAVORITE!!)

Uryu/Orihime

Urahara/Yoruichi

Toshiro/Momo

Renji/Rukia (ONLY ON OCCASIONS!!)

Renji/Tatsuki (Kind of)

Final Fantasy X & X-2:

Tidus/Yuna

Wakka/Lulu

That guy who looks like Tidus (can't remember his name right now)/Lenne

Ceres: Celestrial Legend:

Toya/Aya (UBER FAVORITE!!)

Yuhi/Chidori

Yuhi/Aya (REALLY cute couple! Sigh I guess I'll live out my love of these two through Tamahome and Miaka!!)

Imadoki! Nowadays:

Koki/Tanpopo

Fullmetal Alchemist:

Ed/Winry (UBER FAVORITE!!)

Roy/Riza

Ling/Lan Fan (I've been really into these two lately...)

Fushigi Yugi:

Tamahome/Miaka (KYAAAAAAAAAAH X3 SO CUTE!!)

Nuriko/Hotohori

Tasuki/Chiriko (in the brotherly way)

And a few other combinations, but for now, that's all I can think of!

Full Moon Wo Sagashite:

Takuto/Mitsuki

Izumi/Meroko

Wakaoji/Oshige

Madoka/Chisato

Death Note:

Light (Raito)/Misa

Matsuda/Sayu

Shinshi Doumei Cross:

Haine/Takanari

Maora/Maguri

Ushio/Sensei

Cain Saga:

Cain/Emiline (sp? I can't remember)

Cain/Riff

Godchild

Cain/Riff

Cain/Makalia

A few more for this series, I can't remember which though!!

Absolute Boyfriend:

Night/Riiko

Soshi/Riiko

Vampire Knight:

Zero/Yuki (more-so than Kaname Yuki!)

Kaname/Yuki

Favorite Quotes:

"I am chibi, hear me squeak!" -Me

"Courtney goes slash in the night!"-My BFF Shea; Inside joke

"If payback's a bi_ch and revenge is sweet, I'm the sweetest bi_ch you'll ever meet"-unknown

"BESTEST BUDDY!"-My friend, Emily; inside joke

"When the F_ck did we get icecream?"-Winston, "The Ringer"

"Should I wear my shirt up, like this? Or down, like this? Or maybe up, like this? Or possibly...tucked in?"-Thomas, "The Ringer"

"I've been in LA for a few days. You know what I learned? I learned that you can't wear colors. I mean, one day, I wore red, and a gang beat me up. The next day, I wore blue, the other gang beat me up. And the next day I wore plad, and two golfers beat the hell outta me!"-"Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air"

"Whatshesaid!"-Me; inside joke

"Bob's a sexy beast."- Me and my friend, Emily; inside joke

"Happie Gurfdae!"-My friend Alyssa and I; inside joke

"No Sh_t Shirlock."-My cousin Nikki and I

"Sorry I'm late. I got lost on the road of life..."-Kakashi; "Naruto"

"Oh Yeah! Oh NO! YOU BETTER FIX THAT WALL BEFORE MY FATHER COMES HOME!I'LL TIP YOU OVER!YOU'RE TOP HEAVY! I'LL BE IN THERAPY FOR THE NEXT 50 YEARS THANKS TO YOU!"-My cousin, Caitlin; making fun of the Kool Aid pitcher dude who busts thorugh your wall and traumatizes you for life...ya know...that dude...

"Billy is a sexy bastard."-My friend Emily; inside joke

"Billy the birthday bug!"-My friend Emily; inside joke

"Skin cancer! Woot!"-My firends, Emily and Jessica and I; A joke because since we always write on our arms and legs and hands with pens and stuff, we think that we'll probably get skin cancer and our skin will fall off.

"My skin fell off. Dang it! Not again!"-look above! lmao

"Hold on...train of thought hit a cow..."-unknown; read it in someone else's profile...can't remember who's...

"They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well I think the guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people."-unknown

"GAARA DID IT!"-My bff, KarieLuisaSaja

"GAARA MADE ME DO IT! (I SWEAR!)"-...Look above...

"Kyo-san!" -MagicWindGirl to me. I've decided I have official dibs on Kyo Sohma for the rest of my life and ever after

"Ichigo-san!"-My friend Courtney to me. I also have official dibs on Ichigo Kurosaki for ever and always

"Mitsu-san!" -Me and MagicWindGirl to KarieLuisaSaja.

"Tezuka-san!" -See above (The dude's full name is Kunimitsu Tezuka from Prince of Tennis (the anime and manga) and she says she has premanent dibs on him for eternity)

"SUGAR!" ~Any of my friends or me on a sugar high- the only kind of high that's healthy to get on.

"Damn straight!"-Me, (one of my MANY amazing-at-life catchphrases!)

"I'm confuzzadeded!"-Me, (pronounced Confuzz-a-did-did; I have OFFICIAL COPYRIGHT ON CONFUZZADEDED!!)

"Are YOU an M.C.?"-Me and my friend Mel-baka, M.C. stands for 'Molested Chicken', quoted from the AMAZING AT LIFE STORY Annoying by novelist742. Seriously, check this story out. You will laugh your ass off!

"I swear...To uphold the honor...OF BEING A MOLESTED CHICKEN!"-See above

“BARNEY!Gaara, see above. (Hell, this story has a Barney-crazed Gaara! You've just GOT to love this story!!)

"Julie my dork!"- Me to my friend Julie, inside joke

"Jes with 1 's'. "- Ashley, inside joke

"Ashley ate my homework!"- Jes, inside joke

"I dunno (OMG turtle!)"- Emily (Emmeh-bozu), inside joke

"Nose goes!"-All of my friends, inside joke

"Oh, Sasuke! I didn't know it was so small!"-Emmeh-bozu, inside joke (It was her reaction to the 'BOX' in my story "Not Your Everyday Vacation". In case you people didn't guess, the thing in the box was a condom...hey, it was a gift from KAKASHI for pete's sake!)

"It's the magic tape!"- Me and Jes, inside joke (The joke that spawned this is the quote right after this one!)

"You can try to trace the inside of the tape, but I'm telling you, I don't think that it's gonna be 8...WOW." -HAHAH! My science teacher, inside joke

"Why is the magic tape rolling across my floor?"-My science teacher, see above.

"True love has no happy endings...simply because it never ends."- Unknown (I absolutely ADORE this quote!! XD)

"Don't kiss your honey when your nose is runny, you may think it's funny, but it's Snot!"- Haha! Julie, a funny little poem

"I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it"-Unknown

"An eye for an eye only leaves the world blind."-Unknown

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic...and so am I"-Unknown

"Whoever said that insanity was a disease was clearly insane. "-Unknown

"Those who think before they speak will often never say a word”-Unknown

“Goals can be deceiving; an un-aimed arrow never misses its target.” -Unknown

"Can't you see the sparkle in her eyes every time you look at her? Dang it, kid, she loves you."-Unknown

My sister and I:

Me (In the pool): "Hey, sis, can you get me the goggles? They're in the bag."

My Sis: "Sure. Where are they?"

"I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the thrills I will have." - Unknown; buddy icon

"What the F_K?!"- Andy Dick in "Employee of the Month"

"Your metaphors are magical, but shut the hell up."- Zack; "Employee of the Month"

"You're only allowed to drink on Tuesdays! It's not Tuesday, Jess!"- My cousin, (who imitated Dane Cook's "Not So Kool Aid")

"Hell-OOOOO! I'm-a-ca-AAAAAR! Gas-o-line-makes-me-run. BACK-seat. TRUNK-space. Hell-OOOOO! Let's-go-for-a-ri-IIIIIDE! O-il-is-my-blood. SEAT-belt. RADIO-nobs!"-Dane Cook's "Car Alarm"

"Friendship is like piss in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth. So thank you for being the piss in my pants."- Julie, she got it from a buddy icon, haha

"HOBO SOCK!!"- Me to Baka-chan when she said/showed me how many holes were in her sock. DUDE! THERE WERE LIKE 20 HOLES IN THE SOCK!! XD

"Play-Dough, Eat fresh!"- Lissa-chan, singing it to the "Subway" jingle

"Zombies, Eat flesh!"-Lissa-chan, see above

"Materialismistic!!"-Emmeh-bozu, she can't talk! XD

"Tiki says go!"-Jarrod, He is SPLAMAZING AT LIFE!!

"I've never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening IDIOCY." -Alice Cullen, "New Moon"

"Forbidden to remember, terrified to forget. It was a hard line to walk." - Bella, "New Moon"

"I decided that as long as I'm going to hell I might as well do it thoroughly." -Edward, "Twilight"

"Hell is not so bad if you have an angel with you," -Edward, "Twilight"

"If I could dream at all, it would be about you." -Edward, "Twilight"

"Well, I'm sorry that I can't be the right kind of monster for you, Bella." - Jacob, "New Moon"

Edward and Bella (From Twilight:)

B: "You were listening to me?!"

E: "Yes, you're very cute when you sleep. You talk."

Edward and Bella (From Twilight:)

E: "And so the Lion fell in love with the lamb."

B: "What a stupid lamb."

E: "What a masochistic lion."

-twilight and new moon are officially my favorite books of ALL TIME!!

"He wasn't wearing loafers?"- Dane Cook, "Nightmare"

Edward and Bella (From Twilight:)

B: "So what you're saying, I'm your brand of heroin?"

E: "You are exactly my brand of heroin."

"There were three things that I was positive about. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him--and I didn't know how dominant that part might be --that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him."-Bella, "Twilight"

Edward and Bella (From Twilight:)

B: "Look at this shoe! It's a death trap!"

E: "Remind me to thank Alice for that later."

"Your father told me never to come through his door again...But technically I came through the window." -"Twilight"

"You're late...Like a SNAIL!"-Shea (I love her...She's amazing!! XD I wub roo my dearest shishter shea!)

"I shall smite you like the smiterten that you are!"-Shea, look above... (I love that girl...XDDD)

"Jeez, Shea. Lay off the pixie sticks!" -anyone who's ever seen the ending result of Shea eating pixie sticks

"Cant get the rainbow with out the rain." -from photobucket.

"Saracasm is one of the serves that i offer"-from photobucket

"You think you love me, but you dont even know me." -from photobucket

"In spite of everything i believe that there is good in everyone." -from Anne Frank

"Everyday people ask me if we are going out, and you dont know how hard it is for me to reply, no we are just friends."-from photobucket

"No one ever died by doing hard work, but why take the risk?" -from photobucket, I LOVE THIS!! XD

"Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while." -unknown

"You have no idea how much your words stay inside my head." -photobucket

"This blade hurts less, than the words you never said." -photobucket

"I can't draw a straight line with a ruler." -Shea's Dad Captain Dan XD

From the story "ROY'S ANSWERING MACHINE!":

Roy: “Finally, a nice, peaceful day with no worries. And look, only ONE message today. Give me your best shot!”

Answering machine: “You have one new message. First message” (beep): It’s me again. This time, I have your little friends with me (Ed: “Help, we’ve been kidnapped!”)(Al: “It’s dark in here!”)(Ed: “I wanna go home!”)(Al: “I have to go to the bathroom!”) QUIET! You know what I want. Mr. Fluffikins and Snugglebear come to me UNHARMED, or feel the wrath of my right hand! FEAR IT! (Ed: “Give him what he wants, Roy, he’s serious!”)(Al: “Don’t leave us here!”)(Ed: I wanna live! I wanna live!! I-…why is it wet?”)(Al: “He-he, sorry brother…)(Ed: Al!!)(beep)

Roy: “My God, he’s taken them hostage! Only one thing to do…”

Hawkeye: “Call him back, sir?”

Roy: “Nah, that requires effort on my part. Dispatch the emergency squad and bring them back here!”

"Life is a bitch. But sometimes you've just gotta smack that bitch up and tell it what to do."- Unknown

Pretty much anything that has ever come out of Jeff Dunham's Mouth (or Achned's, or Walter's, or Peanut's, or Jose Jalapeno...)

(These ones below are all from one of my favorite authors of all time: CrAzY-SiLLy-Me)

"Neither Fate, nor Destiny can tell you what to do, it is your own Free Will that does."

"Sincerity is one of the simplest yet deepest words that could touch one's heart."

"Ang taong hindi marunong mag-isip ay walang isip."

"A friend is the best weapon you can have in a battlefield."

"Why say tomorrow when there's always today?"

"Don't say no unless you've tried."

“I wouldn’t mind becoming one of your victims, Haruno.” -Uchiha Sasuke from Cold

"I don't want the Sakura(s) to leave me." -Uchiha Sasuke from SUSH combo story 2

“Sakura’s father can get really scary when it comes to his daughter.” -Hatake Kakashi from SUSH combo story 7

“You should really stop hanging out with Kakashi! You’re starting to become a pervert!” -Haruno Sakura from Snapshot

“Smile for me tenshi, that’s all I need from you to help chase away the pain …” -Uchiha Sasuke from Snapshot

“Oh, I get it, you saved Sakura from a Secular and then started making out!” -Uzumaki Naruto from Fallen

“It’s not my fault I’m cute!” -Haruno Sakura from Yakuza II ( --BEST SEQUAL TO THE BEST STORY EVER!!)

“For once, the idiot’s idea is actually not so boring.” -Hyuuga Neji from Yakuza( --BEST STORY EVER!!)

"Kakashi muses that Naruto is like a Chihuahua, all bark and no bite. While Sasuke is like a fart, silent but deadly."-unknown, but three words:

AMAZING.

AT.

LIFE.

"I thought that maybe, just maybe I could survive this year...

Good God was I wrong."- The most amazing quote in the history of hte universe from my best friend's story "Freshmen Fries" on FictionPress.Net

And probably my absolute favorite (Not for the ages of 11 or under!):

This happened in Social Studies when we had a substitute. My Social Studies is period 7, so of course we're the most random and hyper of all of the classes that day. But this just blew me away. I couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the period. I'm talking tears-in-the-eyes-sides-feel-as-if-they're-on-fire laughing so hard. I couldn't believe that Jess asked this!

Jess's exact words: "This might sound really weird, but I've always wondered about this...If you rape a prostitute, would it be considered rape or theft?"

This is the point in time where the class starts to crack up and the substitue gets a 'WTF!' expression, holding in his own laughter. But the answer, complimentary of my classmate Josh, just blew me away.

Josh: "It's neither. It's shoplifting!"

LMFAO!

This was taken from Natsyourlord's profile:

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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And this was taken from Kane-The-Warrior's profile:

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that is a bunny rabbit. copy and paste this into ur profile so it'll spread and achieve ultimate darkness in fanfiction.\

And this was taken from Elric-Chan's profile:

There! I support the bunny! I got him from Konoha-Salad. Copy and paste it to your profile so the bunny can gain world domination!

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

This was taken from moodiful819's profile:

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it , moodiful819, TrinityFire13Guardian137

This was also taken from moodiful819's profile:

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your signature/profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off.

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This was taken from Alchemic Vampire's Profile:

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile

This was taken from Cookies321's Profile:

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

Courtesy of the author, Dragongirl92!

NOW FOR A BRILLIANT MATH LESSON...

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 percent
and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 percent

but
A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103 percent

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118 percent

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

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If you think that Mickey mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile