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Favorite Quotes:

"I am chibi, hear me squeak!" -Me

"Courtney goes slash in the night!"-My BFF Shea; Inside joke

"If payback's a bi_ch and revenge is sweet, I'm the sweetest bi_ch you'll ever meet"-unknown

"BESTEST BUDDY!"-My friend, Emily; inside joke

"When the F_ck did we get icecream?"-Winston, "The Ringer"

"Should I wear my shirt up, like this? Or down, like this? Or maybe up, like this? Or possibly...tucked in?"-Thomas, "The Ringer"

"I've been in LA for a few days. You know what I learned? I learned that you can't wear colors. I mean, one day, I wore red, and a gang beat me up. The next day, I wore blue, the other gang beat me up. And the next day I wore plad, and two golfers beat the hell outta me!"-"Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air"

"Whatshesaid!"-Me; inside joke

"Bob's a sexy beast."- Me and my friend, Emily; inside joke

"Happie Gurfdae!"-My friend Alyssa and I; inside joke

"No Sh_t Shirlock."-My cousin Nikki and I

"Sorry I'm late. I got lost on the road of life..."-Kakashi; "Naruto"

"Oh Yeah! Oh NO! YOU BETTER FIX THAT WALL BEFORE MY FATHER COMES HOME!I'LL TIP YOU OVER!YOU'RE TOP HEAVY! I'LL BE IN THERAPY FOR THE NEXT 50 YEARS THANKS TO YOU!"-My cousin, Caitlin; making fun of the Kool Aid pitcher dude who busts thorugh your wall and traumatizes you for life...ya know...that dude...

"Billy is a sexy bastard."-My friend Emily; inside joke

"Billy the birthday bug!"-My friend Emily; inside joke

"Skin cancer! Woot!"-My firends, Emily and Jessica and I; A joke because since we always write on our arms and legs and hands with pens and stuff, we think that we'll probably get skin cancer and our skin will fall off.

"My skin fell off. Dang it! Not again!"-look above! lmao

"Hold on...train of thought hit a cow..."-unknown; read it in someone else's profile...can't remember who's...

"They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well I think the guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people."-unknown

"GAARA DID IT!"-My bff, KarieLuisaSaja

"GAARA MADE ME DO IT! (I SWEAR!)"-...Look above...

"Kyo-san!" -MagicWindGirl to me. I've decided I have official dibs on Kyo Sohma for the rest of my life and ever after

"Ichigo-san!"-My friend Courtney to me. I also have official dibs on Ichigo Kurosaki for ever and always

"Mitsu-san!" -Me and MagicWindGirl to KarieLuisaSaja.

"Tezuka-san!" -See above (The dude's full name is Kunimitsu Tezuka from Prince of Tennis (the anime and manga) and she says she has premanent dibs on him for eternity)

"SUGAR!" ~Any of my friends or me on a sugar high- the only kind of high that's healthy to get on.

"Damn straight!"-Me, (one of my MANY amazing-at-life catchphrases!)

"I'm confuzzadeded!"-Me, (pronounced Confuzz-a-did-did; I have OFFICIAL COPYRIGHT ON CONFUZZADEDED!!)

"Are YOU an M.C.?"-Me and my friend Mel-baka, M.C. stands for 'Molested Chicken', quoted from the AMAZING AT LIFE STORY Annoying by novelist742. Seriously, check this story out. You will laugh your ass off!

"I swear...To uphold the honor...OF BEING A MOLESTED CHICKEN!"-See above

“BARNEY!Gaara, see above. (Hell, this story has a Barney-crazed Gaara! You've just GOT to love this story!!)

"Julie my dork!"- Me to my friend Julie, inside joke

"Jes with 1 's'. "- Ashley, inside joke

"Ashley ate my homework!"- Jes, inside joke

"I dunno (OMG turtle!)"- Emily (Emmeh-bozu), inside joke

"Nose goes!"-All of my friends, inside joke

"Oh, Sasuke! I didn't know it was so small!"-Emmeh-bozu, inside joke (It was her reaction to the 'BOX' in my story "Not Your Everyday Vacation". In case you people didn't guess, the thing in the box was a condom...hey, it was a gift from KAKASHI for pete's sake!)

"It's the magic tape!"- Me and Jes, inside joke (The joke that spawned this is the quote right after this one!)

"You can try to trace the inside of the tape, but I'm telling you, I don't think that it's gonna be 8...WOW." -HAHAH! My science teacher, inside joke

"Why is the magic tape rolling across my floor?"-My science teacher, see above.

"True love has no happy endings...simply because it never ends."- Unknown (I absolutely ADORE this quote!! XD)

"Don't kiss your honey when your nose is runny, you may think it's funny, but it's Snot!"- Haha! Julie, a funny little poem

"I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it"-Unknown

"An eye for an eye only leaves the world blind."-Unknown

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic...and so am I"-Unknown

"Whoever said that insanity was a disease was clearly insane. "-Unknown

"Those who think before they speak will often never say a word”-Unknown

“Goals can be deceiving; an un-aimed arrow never misses its target.” -Unknown

"Can't you see the sparkle in her eyes every time you look at her? Dang it, kid, she loves you."-Unknown

My sister and I:

Me (In the pool): "Hey, sis, can you get me the goggles? They're in the bag."

My Sis: "Sure. Where are they?"

"I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the thrills I will have." - Unknown; buddy icon

"What the F_K?!"- Andy Dick in "Employee of the Month"

"Your metaphors are magical, but shut the hell up."- Zack; "Employee of the Month"

"You're only allowed to drink on Tuesdays! It's not Tuesday, Jess!"- My cousin, (who imitated Dane Cook's "Not So Kool Aid")

"Hell-OOOOO! I'm-a-ca-AAAAAR! Gas-o-line-makes-me-run. BACK-seat. TRUNK-space. Hell-OOOOO! Let's-go-for-a-ri-IIIIIDE! O-il-is-my-blood. SEAT-belt. RADIO-nobs!"-Dane Cook's "Car Alarm"

"Friendship is like piss in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth. So thank you for being the piss in my pants."- Julie, she got it from a buddy icon, haha

"HOBO SOCK!!"- Me to Baka-chan when she said/showed me how many holes were in her sock. DUDE! THERE WERE LIKE 20 HOLES IN THE SOCK!! XD

"Play-Dough, Eat fresh!"- Lissa-chan, singing it to the "Subway" jingle

"Zombies, Eat flesh!"-Lissa-chan, see above

"Materialismistic!!"-Emmeh-bozu, she can't talk! XD

"Tiki says go!"-Jarrod, He is SPLAMAZING AT LIFE!!

"I've never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening IDIOCY." -Alice Cullen, "New Moon"

"Forbidden to remember, terrified to forget. It was a hard line to walk." - Bella, "New Moon"

"I decided that as long as I'm going to hell I might as well do it thoroughly." -Edward, "Twilight"

"Hell is not so bad if you have an angel with you," -Edward, "Twilight"

"If I could dream at all, it would be about you." -Edward, "Twilight"

"Well, I'm sorry that I can't be the right kind of monster for you, Bella." - Jacob, "New Moon"

Edward and Bella (From Twilight:)

B: "You were listening to me?!"

E: "Yes, you're very cute when you sleep. You talk."

Edward and Bella (From Twilight:)

E: "And so the Lion fell in love with the lamb."

B: "What a stupid lamb."

E: "What a masochistic lion."

-twilight and new moon are officially my favorite books of ALL TIME!!

"He wasn't wearing loafers?"- Dane Cook, "Nightmare"

Edward and Bella (From Twilight:)

B: "So what you're saying, I'm your brand of heroin?"

E: "You are exactly my brand of heroin."

"There were three things that I was positive about. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him--and I didn't know how dominant that part might be --that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him."-Bella, "Twilight"

Edward and Bella (From Twilight:)

B: "Look at this shoe! It's a death trap!"

E: "Remind me to thank Alice for that later."

"Your father told me never to come through his door again...But technically I came through the window." -"Twilight"

"You're late...Like a SNAIL!"-Shea (I love her...She's amazing!! XD I wub roo my dearest shishter shea!)

"I shall smite you like the smiterten that you are!"-Shea, look above... (I love that girl...XDDD)

"Jeez, Shea. Lay off the pixie sticks!" -anyone who's ever seen the ending result of Shea eating pixie sticks

"Cant get the rainbow with out the rain." -from photobucket.

"Saracasm is one of the serves that i offer"-from photobucket

"You think you love me, but you dont even know me." -from photobucket

"In spite of everything i believe that there is good in everyone." -from Anne Frank

"Everyday people ask me if we are going out, and you dont know how hard it is for me to reply, no we are just friends."-from photobucket

"No one ever died by doing hard work, but why take the risk?" -from photobucket, I LOVE THIS!! XD

"Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while." -unknown

"You have no idea how much your words stay inside my head." -photobucket

"This blade hurts less, than the words you never said." -photobucket

"I can't draw a straight line with a ruler." -Shea's Dad Captain Dan XD

From the story "ROY'S ANSWERING MACHINE!":

Roy: “Finally, a nice, peaceful day with no worries. And look, only ONE message today. Give me your best shot!”

Answering machine: “You have one new message. First message” (beep): It’s me again. This time, I have your little friends with me (Ed: “Help, we’ve been kidnapped!”)(Al: “It’s dark in here!”)(Ed: “I wanna go home!”)(Al: “I have to go to the bathroom!”) QUIET! You know what I want. Mr. Fluffikins and Snugglebear come to me UNHARMED, or feel the wrath of my right hand! FEAR IT! (Ed: “Give him what he wants, Roy, he’s serious!”)(Al: “Don’t leave us here!”)(Ed: I wanna live! I wanna live!! I-…why is it wet?”)(Al: “He-he, sorry brother…)(Ed: Al!!)(beep)

Roy: “My God, he’s taken them hostage! Only one thing to do…”

Hawkeye: “Call him back, sir?”

Roy: “Nah, that requires effort on my part. Dispatch the emergency squad and bring them back here!”

"Life is a bitch. But sometimes you've just gotta smack that bitch up and tell it what to do."- Unknown

Pretty much anything that has ever come out of Jeff Dunham's Mouth (or Achned's, or Walter's, or Peanut's, or Jose Jalapeno...)

(These ones below are all from one of my favorite authors of all time: CrAzY-SiLLy-Me)

"Neither Fate, nor Destiny can tell you what to do, it is your own Free Will that does."

"Sincerity is one of the simplest yet deepest words that could touch one's heart."

"Ang taong hindi marunong mag-isip ay walang isip."

"A friend is the best weapon you can have in a battlefield."

"Why say tomorrow when there's always today?"

"Don't say no unless you've tried."

“I wouldn’t mind becoming one of your victims, Haruno.” -Uchiha Sasuke from Cold

"I don't want the Sakura(s) to leave me." -Uchiha Sasuke from SUSH combo story 2

“Sakura’s father can get really scary when it comes to his daughter.” -Hatake Kakashi from SUSH combo story 7

“You should really stop hanging out with Kakashi! You’re starting to become a pervert!” -Haruno Sakura from Snapshot

“Smile for me tenshi, that’s all I need from you to help chase away the pain …” -Uchiha Sasuke from Snapshot

“Oh, I get it, you saved Sakura from a Secular and then started making out!” -Uzumaki Naruto from Fallen

“It’s not my fault I’m cute!” -Haruno Sakura from Yakuza II ( --BEST SEQUAL TO THE BEST STORY EVER!!)

“For once, the idiot’s idea is actually not so boring.” -Hyuuga Neji from Yakuza( --BEST STORY EVER!!)

"Kakashi muses that Naruto is like a Chihuahua, all bark and no bite. While Sasuke is like a fart, silent but deadly."-unknown, but three words:

AMAZING.

AT.

LIFE.

"I thought that maybe, just maybe I could survive this year...

Good God was I wrong."- The most amazing quote in the history of hte universe from my best friend's story "Freshmen Fries" on FictionPress.Net

And probably my absolute favorite (Not for the ages of 11 or under!):

This happened in Social Studies when we had a substitute. My Social Studies is period 7, so of course we're the most random and hyper of all of the classes that day. But this just blew me away. I couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the period. I'm talking tears-in-the-eyes-sides-feel-as-if-they're-on-fire laughing so hard. I couldn't believe that Jess asked this!

Jess's exact words: "This might sound really weird, but I've always wondered about this...If you rape a prostitute, would it be considered rape or theft?"

This is the point in time where the class starts to crack up and the substitue gets a 'WTF!' expression, holding in his own laughter. But the answer, complimentary of my classmate Josh, just blew me away.

Josh: "It's neither. It's shoplifting!"

Do not be discouraged! This writer's block is not a permanent one, and I am trying to work myself out of it. (Hence why I've been putting up oneshots recently.) Please review these stories and give me ideas that will help defeat this trecherous writer's block so you may read more! Onegai! (Please!)

That's it for now!

Ja ne!
~TrinityFire13Guardian137

Wow. For whoever had the attention span to actually read till this point in my rediculously long profile, props. Here's a cookie.

"Woot! Random thought time from a very depressed best friend of a certain TrinityFire13Guardian137, I was very upset that I was not included in your pro cept for like, a line, and since it depressed me greatly and you are currently sleeping on the couch, I decided to take matters into my own hands and put myself in here cuz I am just that amazing...go me.

Oh, and I read the whole thing, I want that cookie."--Shea