I am Dez Guardius, the younger, albeit more sane, brother of Sokar and Broli. Since Sokar is overwhelmed with work and Broli has been booted off, it has fallen to me to make fanfiction for myself, and my brothers should the occasion rise.
My favorite pairings are as follows:
Shinji/Rei Shinji/Misato (with the shit he's been through, he should get her)
Naruto/any Female (preferrably Hinata, he should also get Temari, Tenten, Ino, Sakura, maybe even Anko and Tsunade. I have a dirty little mind _
Beast Boy/any female (as long as it isn't Bumblebee or Kitten. Hey, it's not easy being green)
My favorite games:
Bloody Roar (in general)
Advance Wars 2 - Black Hole Rising
Advance Wars Dual Strike
Sonic Adventure 2 Battle
Super Smash Brothers Melee
Predator - Concrete Jungle
Godzilla - Save the Earth
DDR (in general)
Jak II
Jak 3
My favorite manga:
Naruto
Rurouni Kenshin
Dragonball Z
Death Note
Yu Yu Hakusho
Berserk
My favorite shows:
Yu-Gi-Oh! GX
Rurouni Kenshin
Yu Yu Hakusho
Teen Titans
Dragon Booster
Jackie Chan Adventures
Stargate SG1
Family Guy
The Simpons
Drawn Together
I am over eighteen as of July. I know it seems like jumping between ages, but I really haven't done much to my profile since when I first made it. So, oficially, I am over eighteen... XP Figure out how over.
Favorite Lines/Classic Lines:
"Screw the balance." - John Constatine, Constantine
"They were trying to suppress me, even though I was only trying to entertain kids. Now I know how fire feels." - WooldorSockbat, Drawn Together
"The WienerMobile exists! Just like the Lochness Monster and God's mercy!!" - Toot Braunstein, Drawn Together
"I hope I give you the shits, you fucking wimp!" - Spoon, Dog Soldiers
"Where I walk, I walk alone. Where I fight, I fight alone." - Akuma, Street Fighter Alpha the Movie
"You get me killed, I'm gonna kick your ass." - Ritchie, Virus
"Ryan. Tried licking your own balls yet? I forgot, you don't have any." - Cooper, Dog Soldiers
"This is Feral. Bring me Chopper Back-up!" - Commander Feral, Swat Kats, the Radical Squadron
My Lines:
"Blasted, damned (insert word here)..."
"Damn it to hell with that shit."
"(insert PG13/R rated film here) is a production of the Children's Television Workshop."
"A good friend will stick by you. A better friend will get you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in jail going, 'That was kickass!'"
"Whatever, I stopped caring a while back."
"Thou shalt not burn Barney dolls, the real thing is better."
"Checkmate, Game over, Sayonara ya sonuvabitch."
On a final note, here's what the UPDATE schedule is looking like:
Wrath of the Dragon (in progress) - UPDATEs may be every Friday as of October
Windows of the Soul (in progress) - UPDATEs may be every Thursday as of October
If any changes occur, you will know in the stories.
Well, that's it for me. Ja ne!!
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