Hey fellow profile viewers and readers, my name is Kristian, aka krisetchers: fanfiction writer, obsessive horror movie buff, asian who's addicted to sushi and cheeseburgers, and your 24-7 all-time Number 1 Mole fan/writer/host! =D

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Is it just me or are my stories all killing related? Dark mystery? Murdering suspense? Great fun writing such stuff. Sometimes my stories can scare me. Hehe XD. Though I have to admit, mystery beats everything.

Favorite Activities: Guitar, writing unoriginal stories, video recording, food, collecting hats, watching movies, walruses, daydreaming, creating Mole scenarios, laughing out loud for the most random reasons.

I've recently taken up the awesome instrumentals of the ocarina. Too awesome and fun to master!

Favorite Show: THE MOLE! For obvious reasons if you know me.

Favorite Books: I’m a big fan of A Series of Unfortunate Events! But, you know, the series are over and it's just...well.

Favorite movies: Final Destination series, Saw franchise, Kill Bill volumes

The Stories of Mine:

1. The Next Death Will Come (Completed): A story about the Mario Investigation Team, setting off to Rogueport to find a murderer who had killed the beloved Toadsworth. After someone in their team dies unexpectedly, they suspect that the killer is among them. One by one the murderer kills off members of the MIT in the most unique ways according to the person's weakness. Which people could last until the end, and who turns up as the sick, demented killer?

Nine detectives solving up a fate,

One of them froze and then there were eight.

Eight detectives to the building they thrivened,

One chickened out and fell, and then there were seven.

Seven detectives accused one for the tricks,

That one drowned and then there were six.

Six detectives looking to survive,

One burned her head and then there were five.

Five detectives backed one against a store,

He got punctured by a scythe and then there were four.

With only four left, one said that it was he

The killer then slashed him and then there were three

The two real detectives towards safety they were to,

The third "detective" shot one and then there were two.

The last, live detective had the killer much outdone;

He died in the explosion, and then there was one.

2. Alphabetized Murder (in progress):A story about all the people known in ASOUE becoming part of a good VFD. But a month later, someone is killed and all volunteers are forced to stay in Hotel Snicket for safety. It turns out that the killer has already set traps in the rooms, locking all the doors and killing people alphabetically by their first names. Will the list reach Z or will everyone be able to escape? I know that predicting the next death isn't that hard, but some people start with the same letter, like Fiona, Frank, and Fernald! Ha! Take that, readers! Below is the alphabet book the killer had read.

A is for Anchor, B is for Bomb, C is for Choking to keep yourself calm

D is for Drowning, E is for Eat, F is for Fire to fall to your feet

G is for Gravel, H is for Hook, I's for Impaling to those who take looks

(CONTINUED TO STORY)

3. Coming Foward (Completed): With the help of E. Gadd, Peach is able to use a special machine to revive her friends. This however causes a rift in death, and Death wants to claim everyone back that had been affected by the outburst.Her friends starts to die in violent ways according to the order of a photograph, as Peach tries to find a way to stop and cheat death once and for all.

Bobbery met Death eye to eye

Yoshi was raging hot as Death approached him

Jolene was trying to cut away from Death

Pennington plunged his heart out for Death

Ms. Mows had Death give her pane

Mario went half-half for Death

Luigi was shocked when Death came

Koops had fallen to Death

DK had went under to Death

Daisy had Death rock her to pieces

Peach was burning with determination to defeat death...literally or metaphorically?

4. Ripple of Cheating (Completed): Mush Rumberg has a premonition of a blimp disaster before it took off, and he's able to bring nine people off the blimp before it explodes. But their fates were only delayed and Death wants to claim each of their lives in the order they were meant to die. Using the journal of Princess Peach, will Mush and the others be able to find the design to cheat death? This is the second 'Final Destination' story.

E. Gadd found Death's plan hard to swallow

Lakister was headed towards Death

Catherine had been Death's metal honor

Sophie made Death blast with rage

Parakarry felt Death right in his face

Mush met Death with a conclusive sign

Peach discovered the road of Death's design

5. Death Riding (?): This time, Goombella has a vision of a ride going terribly wrong just before it's about to start, and she causes a problem which ends up with some other people escaping Death along with her. But like always, Death won't let a group of kids trick him into sparing their lives. He plans to kill them off all in Las Vegas and finish it once and for all. But will Goombella and the others finally be able to discover the design? The last of the series!

Koopie-Koo was in Death's shocking presence

Steven was never hot on Death's trail

Poochy failed at cutting ahead of Death

Thomas went straight towards Death in two ways

Wendy was hooked into Death's design

Frank corroded in his beliefs for Death

Jill nearly beat Death, neck-to-neck

Dernest had Death crush him

Ernest head rolled in confusion at Death

Ludwig learned that Death allowed only three strikes

6. The Life of Perry Malinowski (in progress): Asian girl, flag impaled person, silent unknown person, and Julie's friend are the nicknames known for this barely-known teenager. But who exactly was she? What is her story? This story focuses all on Perry Malinowski.

The re-written script for Perry's death scene:

Wendy: Julie! You have to tell me who was sitting next to you on the roller coaster! She's next!

(Perry stands up in fear, Amber is baffled, Wendy and Julie are chaotic)

Horse: Take this, asian bitch!

WHAM!

Wendy, Julie, Amber: AHHHHHH!

Amber: Let me run away and never be seen again!

(Amber runs away)

Julie: Eww, the blood of...someone...is on me. But where did I see her before? ...oh! I remember now! This girl was sitting next to me at the yearbook signing!

(Perry slides down pole)

Kevin: Wait, tell me who she was again? Before the horse kicks me, just tell me quickly.

(horse spares Kevin the future antagonizing confusion and kicks him into the grill)

Wendy: Uh...I just can't remember. I only care about Julie, Kevin, and myself. Well, maybe I care a bit about Ian. But I do NOT CARE ABOUT THIS CHINESE GIRL WHO JUST GOT IMPALED BY A FLAGPOLE THAT JUST ZOOMED INTO THE AIR. I am NOT baffled at where the flagpole had suddenly come from. I am baffled at where the hell this girl in a pink sweater had come from.

Ian: You see? It skipped me! I'm not gonna die! It's you Perry! You're dead!

Perry: ...

7. The Skilling Game U.S.T.S. WIN (in progress): A group of the smashers play the Skilling Game, and only one will win as they race to different places and bring themselves to the finish. But dangers lurk as they continue, as they are trapped to play the game. Their harnesses will explode after two days if they do not reach the finish. Which people would actually reach the end, and who would fall victim to traps?

8. The Crimson Tickets (in progress): Five children and a parent of theirs have the chance to tour Willy Wonka's factory. He's up to no good, and kills each guest one by one as the frantic visitors try to find the ultimate exit. What is the reasoning of Wonka's insane actions?

9. Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction (Completed): Through five bizarre stories, your challenge is to pick out which ones were created for your entertainment, and which had actually occurred in the real world. Can you separate the line?

10. Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction 2 (in progress): Another set of stories with no logic. How stable will your opinion be when you determine which have actually happened?

11. The Mole: Traitor Aboard (Completed): Based on the show The Mole, nine contestants from the Mushroom Kingdom have the chance to win up to 500,000 coins in their challenges. Eight of them are playing to win. But one is the imposter of the group, designed to sabotage their games. The winner of the entire game will be able to answer the following question: Who is the Mole?

CLUES

The Logo

Welcome to the Mole: Traitor Aboard. Who is the traitor?

The Late Delivery Challenge Paper

A midnight delivery holds a difficult clue.

The Wood Ear Restaurant Napkins

Only the innocent players were able to obtain this one.

The Ferry Flag

Which name had appeared the most on the flag?

Board the Train Challenge Town 1 Map

The map of the town where Luigi and Birdo played their part in the Train game.

The Random Hotel Note

This note has a deeper meaning to it...look up to see THE MOLE.

The Mole's Confession

A poetic entry by the Mole: What does it hold?

The Scrabble Board

The real Mole is hidden in these letters, but which parts are actually important?

Mole's Dossier (Page 9)

The ninth page out of fifteen pges of the Mole's dossier. Where are the other pages?

The Executed Ones

Everyone who has fallen victim to the Mole will be present here; out of all nine, only the winner will not show.

12. The Mole: Saboteur's Island (in progress): The second season begins in the midst of a tropical paradise, as ten new players fight to uncover the saboteur of their game. But who is the betrayer sabotaging their efforts this time around? Who is The Mole?

Website: The Mole: Saboteur's Island

CLUES

The Logo

Welcome to the Mole: Saboteur's Island. Who is the saboteur?

Island Bash Flier

The players' advertisement for their party, full of megaphones and sabotage.

Wiggler Mission Inspiration

A picture of Mario's previous adventures, giving idea to the very Wiggler test in Episode 3.

Execution Roulette (Screen)

The screen that the players were forced to face, while one of the game's most intense missions took its spin on them.