Basically, I am not into romance, so if you like all that mushy, kissy, luvvy-duvvy, gaa-gaa this is not the author you should read. I enjoy well written fanfic; I like new ideas, the ability to play with universe, and open ended cannons. I strive for logic and good grammar (if you see any grammatical/spelling errors, please alert me and I shall fix it ASAP). Grammar makes a good story better;there are many stories that I have read here that have excellent plots, but their grammar is so poor that it makes me ill (sticklers of the world unite!). I try to keep my characters in character (eg. Spock is purely logical, Han is a pirate through and through, Batman and Wolverine are utterly cool, etc), I strive to keep immorality out of my stories(eg. you shall not see sex between my characters or any homosexual romances), and I shall not use any severe curse words (though you may come across the occasional "hell", "damn", or "crap", which I rate appropriately).

I try to write well. Be warned, though, as writing fan fiction is not my highest priority, my chapters may take a while to be written, and I may only publish a few stories. The ones that I do publish, however, I hope you thoroughly enjoy.

Favored Quotes:

"I have a million ideas, and they all end in certain death."--Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"We are going to follow the advice of a man whose brain is powered by LEMONS!"--Arthur from HGttG

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."--Nathan's Magnate

"DON'T PANIC!"--HGttG

"...Kirk: Aaaaaahhh!
Stella: Pumpkin!
Spock: This is not logical.
Harry: Oh no oh no oh no! Crash.
Gene: Snow! More snow!
Technician: We’re out of snow, Gene!
Scotty: What ‘ave ye done to me ship!
Q: If Jean Luc could see this! continues laughing
McCoy: Has everyone gone nuts!..."--Tavia from Everybody Goes Nuts

"MORE PIES!"--Jack Lemmon from The Great Race

"Mycroft would devour the library and argue philosophy with anyone who sat still for five minutes andI blew things up." Sherlock Holmes from Elementary, my dear Obi-Wan by Frostfyre7

"Ohmigawd," McCoy groaned, suddenly confronted with every Southerner's worst nightmare. "Sentient kudzu. I think I'm in Hell." From Roots by Tiffany Park

'McCoy couldn’t stand it anymore. “It’s called a rubber band, Spock. You see, about 200 years ago, enlightenment came to the people of earth, many strange rituals followed. The one I am now referring to involves a sacrifice of several wild pigeons, the burning of ones underclothing, rubber bands, and the consumption of large amounts of breakfast cereal. Now you see, there were two factions, and both needed the rubber bands for their part in the ritual. There were the lesser participants, or the froot loops as they were commonly called, and they ate of the cereals in the junior league, and then there were the champions, who of course ate The Breakfast of Champions. Next, after the sacrifice, came the burning of…” '--Keridwen from One Really Weird Day

“If we had some rum, that would solve the problem of getting us out of here,” Jack mused.
I blinked. “You could get us out of here using rum?”
“No, but if I had some rum I wouldn’t care about getting us out of here.” By the wonderful, amazing, brilliant, go-read-her-stories-already, Tavia from Art of Escape

“Don’t act so surprised, your Highness, you weren’t on any mercy mission this time,” Elevator cut in. “Some plans were beamed aboard this ship by Insubordinate spies; I want to know what happened to those plans!”
Leia stiffened. “I don’t know what you’re talking about!” she snapped. “I’m a member of the Imperial senate on a diplomatic mission to–”
“You are part of the Insubordination Association and a traitor!” Elevator thundered.
“Well ya don’t have to shout it! GEEZ! I’m right here!” Leia screamed.
“I’m shouting? You’re the one who has the mouth of a bantha!”
“How dare you, metal-head! You sound like a Hutt!”
“Why you little… tell me where the plans are!” Elevator yelled.
“I want my lawyer!” Leia shot back furiously.
“And I want my hair back!” Elevator returned. “Disappointment abounds. Take her away!” ~by Jedi X-Man Serena Kenobi from Stupid&Stupider: A New Mope

"Duels aren't the most civilized way to solve personal problems, Wufei," Quatre said calmly.
"They are entirely civilized. A fallen enemy causes no further dissent." ~ By Vathara from Upon a Fiery Steed

"Seriously, (Legolas) ought to be off modeling Swedish clothing or something, not trying to be masculine. Ew." ~ By FebruarySong from The Akward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby

Story Status:

Crimson 11: Have lost interest with Keath and the gang while my mind is devoted to other things...

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Valley: Back in the saddle again...now that my Papa fixed my compy (cookies and chocolate bars to Papa). But, as I now have a summer job, I'm not sure how much time i'll have...or how the krethin skrujj i'm supposed to wrap this whole thing up by graduation next year...AAAACCCKKK!!

Kritirio Ek Erini: uhhh...yeah it'll be a while before this thing's up and running again...

The Flight of the Crimson Assurance: Finished. Go read it, I command thee!! Really, this is by far my best piece I've ever written.

Various song fics: As they are all one shots, they're finished...