Name: Courtney

Age: too old

Location: Outside space

Books: Harry Potter 1-7, The Host, All Lurlene McDaniel book, House of Night series, and other random books that I pick up and read just for the hell of it whos titles I cannot remember at this moment. Too bad.

Movies: Harry Potter 1-7p2, Hancock, Kung Fu Panda, Narnia movies, 1408, Sweeney Todd, Rent, Freedom Writers, Disturbia, Mean Girls, both National Treasure movies, Pirates of the Caribbean 1-3, and others.

TV Shows: 24, Doctor Who, 16 and Pregnant, Teen Mom, Family Guy, CSI, Ghost Hunters, Torchwood, Destination Truth, Project Runway, Degrassi, SpongeBob, Supernatural, The Inbetweeners, and others.

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98 percent of teenagers do drugs and have sex, put this in your profile if you like bagels.

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if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

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Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now!"

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If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your proflie.

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If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, put this into your profile.

If you support homosexuality, put this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the library, and listening to them over and over again.Crazy is when you first read twilight you push the book in everyones faces and yell out EDWARD .crazy is also when you pretend to skate in your bathtub in your bare feet with soap. Crazy is when you poke a lave lamp to see how hot it is. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

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Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have ever tried to put you foot behind you head, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.

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If you have ever forgotten yours or your families name while introducing people, copy this to your profile

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There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you adore pandas, copy this into you profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

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If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

I, as a reader find it increasingly infuriating that stories can get thousands of hits yet only a few reviews. What could take you five or ten minutes to read could have taken someone several hours to write and a lot of planning. Reviews encourage people and make them feel good about the writing. Copy and paste this if you agree

I, Duck Duck Squirrel, do solemnly swear to review all the fics we read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
I have joined the Review Revolution.

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Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to r ecord your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Random things:

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I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST eat spaghetti and meatballs everyday
I'm an OUTCAST, so I MUST be a jealous loser
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be frigid
I'm SHY, so I MUST NOT have any friends
I have a lot of GUY friends so I MUST be dating them all
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating.
I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I like TWILIGHT so I must love EDWARD CULLEN
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

STOP STSEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

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If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?
Are children who act in 'R' rated moves allowed to see them?
Why is it when an adult with the mind of a child is locked up and put in a asylum, while children are allowed to run in the streets?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out." ?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."?
Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are crazy?
Why is it when some products you have to turn upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn down?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
Why do you sterilize needles for lethal injection?
If practice makes perfect and there is no such thing as perfect then why practice?
If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
What do people in China call their good plates?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
Why is it called "after dark" when it is really "after light"?

Quote of the Moment:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the santity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:
1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At.
2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds.
3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.
4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.
5. Try To Sell Your Money.
6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.
7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.
8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.
9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.
10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant

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When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Woman: But would you stay there??
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
I used to hate it when aunts and grandmas, used to come up to me at weddings and pinch my cheeks and say "Your next" "Your next". Well they stopped doin that crap when i started to do it to them at funerals.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"
"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!
"A good friend picks you up when you fall,a best friend picks you up and then trips you again."
Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
Failure's still something I can say I achieved.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
The few people who would die laughing if the newest fashion was not breathing are brilliant
Good friends give you a ride. Close friends buy you a car. Best friends are the getting-away-from-the-scene-of-the-crime driver.
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.
Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
Emo kids have cool hair
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
"They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?"
my imaginary friend doesn't like you either
Smile. It confuses people.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
One way to figure out how things work: push all the buttons!
Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit
Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.
He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants don't you?
Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow
I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.
My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Silence is golden; but duck tape is silver.
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.
A friend will visit you if you're in jail. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the cell sitting next to you and say, "Man we really screwed up this time," or "Dude! That was AWESOME! Let's do that again!"
Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.
The statistics on insanity are that 1 of every 4 people has some kind of mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
Growing old is manditory, but growing up is optional.
STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
Everybody laughs in the same language.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid
He who laughs last didn't get it.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
I'm a woman; hear me ROAR! ...Now watch me kick your ass.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
Being mature is overrated."
Sometimes you gotta smile and walk away... hold your tears in and pretend your okay.
“I’m not clumsy…the floor just likes it when I visit him.”
Friendship is like peeing yourself, everyone can see it, but only you get that warm feeling from it.
Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.
Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.
Would you like a cookie? So would I.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.
I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! but not my brain. I need that.
money can't buy happiness. it just buys everything you need to acheive it.
the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide
if everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something
Ask no questions and I will tell no lies.
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
It wasn't a dark and stormy night. It should have been, but that's weather for you. For every mad scientist who's had a convenient thunderstorm just on the night his Great Work is finished and lying on the slab, there have been dozens who've sat around aimlessly under peaceful stars while Igor clocks up the overtime.
So, you're a cannibal.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do.
The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick
Hope is a good thing, perhaps the best of things and no good thing ever dies, except my dog scruffy, he got hit by a car.
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?
the jacob ppl can be on jacobs side, the edward ppl can be on edwards side but i'm on team emmett!! wat does that mean exactly?? EMMETT IS SEXIER THAN THEM ALL!!
The pen is mightier than the sword; no-one expects you to attack them with a pen.
I could never find another man like you...Hell, half the time I can't even find where I parked the car
A best friend is someone that will scream, "EWE, NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU IN PUBLIC!!" and not care if everyone thinks you're lesbians.
I will kill you until you DIE from it!!
Christianity: the belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...It makes perfect sense...Yeah.
That's when I started breaking into people's houses. I didn't steal anything, but I did rearrange their furniture.
YOU GAY FAG!! HAHAHA I just called you a happy bundle of sticks!!
Sometimes I mix 'I can't believe its not butter' with butter to make 'I can't believe some of its butter.'
What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if NOBODY ever asks to see them??
Anyone home?...No one's home. GOODBYE PANTS!!
Slinky Escalator = Everlasting fun.
You can't make a person love you...You can only stalk them and hope for the best
Look!! -points- A distraction!!
With a stoplight, Green means Go, Yellow means Slow, and Red means Stop. But with bananas, it's very different. Yellow means Go, Green means Whoa Slow Down, and Red means Where The Heck Did You Get A Red Banana?!
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

CRAZY IS...

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Harry Potter (or almost, at least).

Crazy is when you write Sirius Black or James Potter is hot on your homework instead of doing it.

Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your biders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other HP related thing you can think of about HP or the HP characters.

Crazy is when you can open up Harry Potter and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is what crazy does. And then you laugh.

Crazy is when you have OSD (Obsessive Sirius Disorder).

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds.

Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why.

Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test.

Crazy is when you’re trying to help someone, but get side-tracked by a bug.

Crazy is when you just KNOW frogs will rule the world some day!

Crazy is when you run into a glass door and laugh at your blood all over the floor.

Crazy is when you find yourself having a crush on a fictional character, who not only happens to be married and a father, but also dead.

Crazy is running around in your pajamas yelling 'I'M SO ATTRACTIVE!' just because you need a confidence boost.

Crazy is making enough inside jokes to fill up several books within the span of one day.

Crazy is when you start to sing at every awkward pause just because you don't like silence.

Crazy is having the urge to do something illegal, and then happening to mention the urge to your mother in casual conversation :P

Crazy is going on fanfiction every spare moment when you have a project that you haven't started due the next day.

Crazy is dipping a carrot in orange juice because you feel like it.

Crazy is when you start laughing for no reason at the most inappropriate moment, and you don't even know why, so you laugh harder.

Crazy is you and your friends naming stuffed animals unisex names with a mixture of your names, and the boys you like's names. Crazy is also then baptizing said animals though one friend is a Catholic, another is an Atheist, and the third is a Muslim. (And naming each other the godmothers of course!)

Crazy is sitting in a bathtub because you want to be rebellious.

Crazy is yelling "FUNKY MONKEY" whenever the bus is completly quiet cause you all got in trouble for talking.

Crazy is going up to random people who you've never seen before and telling them that they have an awesome voice (especially if they haven't said a word) and then smiling knowingly at them.

Crazy is doodling on the whiteboard in a conference room then falling over the pen you used and then cracking up and stabbing the whiteboard repetitively.

Crazy is putting a poster of Voldemort on the ceiling above your bed because you know he'll protect you while you sleep.

If you're crazy, copy this on your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Girl: You should slow down, this is to fast
Boy: This is how a motorcycle is supposed to feel but if you tell me you love me, i'll slow down
Girl: I love you!
Boy: Now you have to give me a hug.
Girl: (She squeezed around the boys boys waist from behind him)
Boy: Now you must take my helmet from my head and put it on you then i will slow down.
Girl: (puts helmet on her head)
Newspaper headline next morning: Fatal motorcycle accident after brakes went out, male died and female lived being the only one with a helmet. In truth the boy knew his breaks went out and told his girlfriend she loved him one last time and to feel her hug then he gave her his helmet so she could live.

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"
14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell
26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"
31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin
32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion
34) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
35) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts
36) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous
37) I will not lick Trevor
38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"
39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
42) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet
43) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
I wouldn't use the word obsessed, but others might lool
Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
lool i'm sure i could
Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
ya
What’s Hermione’s?
Jean
What’s Ron’s?
Bilius
What’s Harry’s?
James.
What’s Ginny’s?
Molly.
Have You Seen All The Movies?
Yes
Read All The Books?
Yes,
What Do You Think Of JKR?
I think she's a genius

Favorites

Weasley?
Percy lol
Character, Overall?
Neville
Female Character?
Luna
Male Charcter?
other than Neville? lol, i dk
Group Of Characters?
the random people who don't really do anything but are always there (aka Dean lol)
Adult?
Sirius
Professor?
Lupin
Ship?
Harry/Ron lol jk. Tonks/Lupin
Spell?
idk
Sweet?
chocolate frog
Place?
Hogwarts
Weasley Twin?
idk, they're both great
Product?
wand lol
Shop?
Olivanders

Least Favorites
Weasley?
lol i dk
Character, Overall?
Harry lol
Female?
Pansy
Male?
Harry lol
Adult?
Vernon
Student?
Pansy
Spell?
i dk
Book?
5th
Ship?
any with incest
Sweet?
iDk
Death Eater?
Pettigrew
Shop?
hmmmm
Place?
Dursley's
Professor?
Umbridge

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione?
i know it happened, but it shouldn't have
Harry/Hermione?
much better
Harry/Ginny?
ech, it ok
Harry/Luna?
maybe...
Harry/Pansy?
that would be something
Ron/Lavander?
they had fun while it lasted, but to end up together? no
Ron/Luna?
i dont think so
Ron/Pansy?
lol no
Ron/Fleur?
HA! no
Hermione/Krum?
same with ron and lavander
Hermione/Draco?
i actually like this one.
Hermione/FredORGeorge?
hmmm i might have worked...might have
James/Lily?
um kinda important
Lily/Snape?
as happy as this would have made snape, no
Lily/Sirius?
hmm i don't see it happening
Lily/Lupin?
negative
Tonks/Lupin?
so cute!
Draco/Pansy?
very perdictable
Fred/Angelina?
sure
Bill/Fleur?
no commeny
Harry/Cho?
no

This Or That?
Harry or Ron?
ron cuz he's kool like that
Hermione or Ginny?
Hermione
Neville or Seamus?
Neville duh
Snape or Slughorn?
sanpe cuz he slapped ron.
Fred Or George?
i think Fred
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
the 2nd one
Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione
again, the 2nd one
Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?
omg, harry/hermione how many times are you gonna ask?
Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
ron/hermoine only cuz i like neville/luna better
Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
i'm not even gonna answer this one
Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?
Ron/Hermione cuz him and lavander were never meant to be
ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
Firewhiskey.
Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?
WWW!
Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
Three Broomsticks.
James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
James/Lily
Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogwarts cuz you can get to hogsmeade from there
Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Diagon Alley
Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Malfoy manor.
Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
fizzing whizbees
Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
witch weekly
Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
hmmm thats tough
Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
Gryffindor

Random

Have you Been to A Release Party?
Yes i have
Ever cried while reading one of the books?
ya, the 7th
A Movie?
no but i'm guessing i will when the 7th moive comes out
Books or Movies?
hmm the books have more, but i like the movies cuz you can actually see it
Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
who hasn't?
Been To A Fansite?
i believe so
Been to JKR’s Site?
i'm not sure
Have You Ever Roleplayed?
haha kinda
If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?
DEAN!
Did you use to have an absurd theory?
lool kinda
What was it?
Harry Potter is racist lool
Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?
ech
Did it/ Does it work?
ech
Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?
lool ya
Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?
no
Did you just try to prove that wrong?
ya...
Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?
ya
Did you just try to prove that wrong?
No
Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?
no
Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So ALike?
i dont see how they are alike
Do you know what fanfiction is?
no. i have no clue
Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?
never in my life
Do you read fanfiction?
of course not
If so, do you like it?
some are good, some are bad, some are funny (hehe)
Are you a member of a fanfiction site?
what the bloody hell do you think? (haha)
What site?
i'm not even gonna go there
Do you write fanfiction?
i've written a few
Do you like to write fanfiction?
yes, i just need ideas
Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
I had Bertie Botts
Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
most of it is just the books and movies. i do have a pillow, and a poster of Voldy on my ceiling above my bed. lol, no joke
Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
Yes
Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
no i do not
What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?
hmm hermoine
Do You Agree With This?
haha idk
Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter?
not really
What Are They?Do you object to being Called By them?
...
Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?
lol ya
Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
Yes
What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)
Super Filch
It's cuz i'm black
Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?
not really
Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
lol why not
Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
that would be sweet
Have you re-read the books?
1-3, i'm not really into rereading books, even if i like them
Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
does a movie marathon count?
Have You Had An RP Party?
umm during the movie marathon, we all had characters
Do You Want To?
i dk
Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?
no but i had a dream about one. harry sang like a girl and i had to go to grandparent land
Have You Ever Wrote One?
no but i told people about my dream
Do You Want To?
lol i dk
Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?
sorta
If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it
lol yes
Are You Going To Write One?
i should lol
IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?
ya kinda
Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?
no, you're good

My Mother Taught Me…

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.
"5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree and
the boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
that are on the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go,But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun,he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend;

That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother;I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy,

I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors;

I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack,I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

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