Hi.

Uh, yeah, I normally don't do this kind of thing, so lets skip...

Haruhi Suzuniya (My muse, not to be confused with the popular Haruhi Suzumiya, :the girl to the right:): Oi, how about we don't and just get it on! You can't just start this thing and then leave it!

Dragonkey (The author : me, and the guy in the center:): Yes I can! I'm the author here!

Haruhi: Yeah, the author who barely updates his stories!

Dragonkey: ...that was kind of low...

Nodoka Miyazaki (My second muse :the girl to the left:): Ano, I agree Haruhi...

Haruhi: SHUT UP! YOU TWO ALWAYS GANG UP AGAINST ME!! (goes into a corner and pouts)

Dragonkey: Er, yeah, so know you kind of have a glimpse of what goes through my warped mind, lets just start with the basic intros, 'kay?

cricket chirping

Dragonkey: (sighs) Fine, I'll start. Here's my profile:

Name: Dragonkey258 (Dragon for short)

Title: The Rampant Treasure Dragon

Race: Dragon-Wolf-Human Hybrid (Parents were half-dragon and half-wolf)

Weapon of Choice: Bo Staff with enchanted daggers tied to an edge & fists

Magic Element: Fire, Wind, Darkness & Light

Likes: Ramem, Anime, Video Games, Reading fanfiction (or any other sorts of fiction for that matter), Music, & some select people

Dislikes: The three minute wait it takes for Ramen to cook, crappy anime, people who rant about pointless things, waiting for people to update (I know, being hypocritical here), being flamed, getting PWNED by newbie hunters in select online games & some select people

Well, that wasn't so bad, right? Your turn Haruhi!

Haruhi: What!? Why the hell is it my turn?!

Nodoka: Well, then I'll go if you don't...

Haruhi: FINE! I'LL DO IT!

Dragonkey and Nodoka sweatdrop

Name: Haruhi Suzuniya

Title: The Beautiful Muse

Race: Human

Weapon of Choice: Sword Bracelet or one-handed gunblade

Magic Element: Light, Earth, Water & Fire

Likes: Creating really random ideas, destroying things with rockets, Anime & Manga (with slight preference to Manga), reading other people's fanfiction, talking to other crazy muses, Music & some funny rants

Disliks: Idiots, Hypocrites (Glares at Dragonkey), Dragon's addiction to Ramen (Glares at Dragonkey again), stupid fanfiction (i.e. Mary Sue like Characters), stories with terrible grammar (its called SPELLCHECK for a reason people!), stupid rants (i.e. How Kishimoto is ruining Naruto? C'mon people! Without this guy, we wouldn't even have NARUTO!), & the long wait for updates of certain authors who say they update weekly.

Nodoka: "The Beautiful Muse"? Have you forgotten to take your meds today? Or did you take too much of it?

Haruhi: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU PEOPLE!! I'M NOT CRAZY!!

Nodoka: ...nevermind, I'll just do mine now.

Name: Nodoka Miyazaki

Title: The Grim Bookkeeper

Weapon of Choice: Katana, Crossbow or the Mind-Reading Diary (which I still have from the Pactio between Negi and I)

Magic Element: Fire, Wind, Water & Earth

Likes: Reading (will read anything).

Dislikes: ...not much really

Dragonkey: Well...that's kind of...plain.

Haruhi: 'The Grim Bookkeeper'? And you thought I was high?

Nodoka: What? I like it.

Dragonkey: Er, right... (sweatdrop)

END SCENE

Oh, before I forget, I must give credit to where credit's due. The Avatar is a commissioned piece from an artist called Kirbopher1111 on the site deviantart.com

Here is the link: http://kirbopher1111.deviantart.com/art/Trio-Deep-in-Battle-riku1858-114632608

He also has a page on newgrounds.com as well. I suggest you go check it out.

I know, this is kinda short and all, but hey, it just might get longer later on.

Since most authors here on fanfiction.net is doing it, I have some challenges to all who are interested! I would like to write them myself, but eh, I'm too busy with other stuff.

So, here we go! Haruhi, if you will.

Haruhi: Right! Basically, this challenge is a Naruto/Card Captor Sakura crossover. Here, Naruto is a long lost card, called "The Tamer", and depicted as him riding on top of Kyuubi (who's been reduced to the size of small horse). Normally, he poses as a high school student (will describe later), under his the alias of an American-Japanese exchange student by the name of Nathan Uzuki. His powers are normally sealed during the day to avoid attention, and during the night he just runs around pulling pranks to ease his boredom.

As to how he became a Clow Card: During the Final Battle with Pain, the Akatsuki member screwed up the final seal to remove Kyuubi from Naruto when Hinata attacked. The screw up changed the whole technique from 'extraction' to 'sealing'. What this did was seal both Naruto and Kyuubi into an object, which in this case, was a card. Not knowing what to do with the said card, Pain sealed it away in the Akatsuki base. Years later, Clow Read found the base during one of his travels and made the card into a Clow Card, which was then later released when Sakura Kimimoto (did I spell that right?) opened the Book of Clow. As a side note, Kero has no knowledge of Naruto, nor does the other guardian, Eriol.

Pairings: Preferably Naruto/Sakura, but Naruto and any other girl from the series will do. (JUST NO YAOI! OR YURI!)

Ages: At least 15+ for all characters.

Nodoka: For the second challenge, it is a Naruto/Disgaea 3 crossover, (which we know has been done already). At the same age he is in the beginning of Naruto Shippudden, Naruto accidentally ripped open a portal when developing the RasenShuriken during his training. Despite Kakashi's and Yamato's attempt to help him, he gets sucked into it, and winds up in Maritsu Evil Academy. After being assigned to the senior class (because of his strength), he meets Salvatore, and that's where the story should pick up. (We ask that you make an original story line, not just have him tag along with Mao's group.)

Pairings: Naruto/Salvatore. It should be interesting to see, right? You can do Naruto/OC, Naruto/Sapphire, Naruto/Kyoko, Naruto/Asuka or even Naruto/Harem, but we prefer you stick to Naruto/Salvatore. (AGAIN, NO YAOI OR YURI. Shonen ai or Shojo ai is acceptable, just don't go any farther than that.)

Dragonkey: Now for the third challenge, I present this idea: Mega Man ZX Advent/Naruto crossover. Here, Naruto (either as a boy or girl, your pick. If you can make both and have them as siblings, kudos to you.) was taken by ROOT and experimented on using machines and other things that would make Orochimaru proud (as it is just a basterdized form of his search for immortality). Sarutobi has no knowledge of this, as he was told he was killed during an assault and his body torn and rendered. Years later, during another procedure, s/he snapped, tapping into Kyuubi's power (the fox was suppressed at the time, the Five Element's Seal placed on his/her stomach upon capture), ripping apart the seal. The action attracts one of the Biometals in the game (yoyu can chose which one they run across). After an escape in which leaves the entire ROOT facility destroyed and its members long dead, the boy/girl (or both) run away to the Land of Snow, where their story begins.

Pairings: Anything is fine, except YAOI OR YURI! Shonen ai or shojo ai is fine, just don't pass that line.

Ages: Upon capture, 5. Upon escape, 16.

If anyone is going to take it, I ask that you let Dragonkey know that you are, and let us beta read it. Thank You!

Okay, this challenge is something that I don't think has been done before (I may be wrong, so correct me on this) a Naruto/Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask crossover. Simply put, Naruto finds a mask or a set of masks inside the forbidden scroll. These are your choices

(A) The Goron, Zora and Deku masks in one set or (B) The Fierce Diety's Mask or (C) Majora's Mask. You may only give him one set.

Its pretty much a rehash of the original story line with these masks that give him power. If there are any takers, go for it and let me know!

Hello everybody! I'm still alive, and as you could tell from my last story, not entirely in my right state of mind. Heh.

Yeah, well, lets just say I have way too much fun on deviantart.com. Its a nice place for all aspiring artists. Check it out.

Well, since I'm not just here to go on and on on how deviantart is the best thing since sliced bread (since most would probably disagree with me), I have another challenge for you all. (THE HORROR!!)

Ahem

The challenge is, quite simply, another crossover of Naruto and another series, this time Soul Nomad. Those who know one of the best RPGs for PS2 (This time I don't care if you disagree with me, I still like it), can probably guess what's going to happen. In this universe, Naruto unlocks the sword in which Gig was sealed in the Sealed Scroll, which lets our favorite badass enter Naruto's fragile mind. As those who played the game know, Gig is not really the best of people to be sociable with. Add his smart mouth with Naruto's attitude (oh, and lets not forget power, but don't make it a Super!Naruto fic please!), we have quite the combo right there. The story can go however the author likes, but the requirements for he past challenges concerning pairings still stand.

I look forward to the author brave enough to tackle these challenges!