i'm ren. i suspect i am slightly obsessive-compulsive, and know i'm a sucker for dares. i am determined to have a rockstar boyfriend, so if you're him, call me.

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Collaborations: The Eccentric Files and Speaking Sasuke and Hydrophil.

Art: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

Note: I am wrapping up all my stories by August 1st, my 16th birthday. And then I will vanish for a year to go be normal and evolve to a point where I can actually stand my own writing. And then I'll come back on my 17th birthday, and we can all see if I've learned anything.

P.S. I win the internet for finishing another story. Fufufufufu!

P.P.S And because I'm an Obsessive Compulsive moron, I need to finish on fifty stories. Stfu.

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In The Wraps:

Kaleidoscope Waltz (FFXII) "Damn it, Vaan! What did I say about knocking?!"
Paramour Perfection (FFVII) When the food runs out she eats her dreams.
XXX (D. Gray Man) "Do you even know the meaning of self restraint? ...STOP EATING ALREADY!"
Zero (Full Metal Alchemist) "You are going to take me out to dinner with Roy, and so help me God, you will BEHAVE."
Underground Orchestra (Gintama) "Gin-chan! The zombie just bit me!"
One Sky (D. Gray Man) "Am I allowed to kiss you? ...well, what about if I paid you?"
Chapter 21 (Ninja High) 20/100 "Stop humping my leg. It gives the readers ideas!"
Plastic Wrapped (Shadow Lands) 0/100 "You were never supposed to exist."
.run. (Revamped) 0/100 "You do not own me."

Revamped: 11/15
Shadow Lands: 13/20
Ninja High: 20/25

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1. Shadow Lands » reviews

AU. In an apocalyptic world, survival is a struggle. It is there that Sakura, fifteen year old street girl, meets Naruto and Sasuke...ex-military, genetically enhanced humans. Sometimes, your best friends can really be the death of you.

Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,583 - Reviews: 589 - Updated: 5-14-08 - Published: 2-25-07

2. Revamped » reviews

Once, long ago, a pair of lovers fled from their kingdom into a world that he created, a world called Wonderland. Aliz might be dead, but Alice has all of the pieces, and now it's up to her to put them back together...before it's too late.

Alice in Wonderland - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,090 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 7-9-07

3. hello, hello reviews

paint me a rainbow in B L A C K and w h i t e. ::SasukeSakura::

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 5-11-08 - Published: 5-11-08

4. Fake Kingdom » reviews

The darker kind of fairytale, the one without the happy ending. 'We came from the raindrops. We dripped the color into this world.'

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,819 - Reviews: 249 - Updated: 5-4-08 - Published: 1-15-08

5. Ninja High » reviews

No promotion could be worth this. Our favorite ninjas are about to find out just how frightening a modern high school can be...

Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,850 - Reviews: 1158 - Updated: 4-20-08 - Published: 1-15-07

6. Inconspicuous reviews

Shizune. 'You don't get here by being nice.'

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-15-08 - Published: 4-15-08

7. Quietly » reviews

There comes a point when everyone has to make a decision. Even the underdeveloped characters. ::Drabbles::

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 150 - Updated: 4-7-08 - Published: 3-8-08

8. Edge of Eternity reviews

Peter and Claire make magnificent falling buddies, especially considering that one of them's likely to blow up in a few hours, and the other is a budding cynic.

Complete - Heroes - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-28-08

9. Envious God reviews

Winry meets Russell, Ed chokes on his own rage, Al continues to make long-suffering remarks in the background, and Russell is undoubtedly out of his league.

Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-28-08

10. Yesterday's Scandal reviews

Lenalee meets Bak, who used to be a man but is now just a quivering mass of hives. The rest of headquarters plots his eminent assassination, and Reever's crossword demands a five letter word for 'moron.'

Complete - D.Gray-Man - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-28-08

11. Last Year's Superstar reviews

When Sakura wakes up in super famous Sasuke’s bed, things are more than a little awkward. A few days later and her picture’s been thrown up on every gossip-zine in the city. The only problem? They didn’t actually sleep together.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,433 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 3-22-08 - Published: 3-22-08

12. Of Hallmark, Subways, and Killer Pens reviews

He would call Hiro, but, you know. Messing with the laws of time and space for such a petty need goes against his ethics. And he forgot his cell phone.

Complete - Heroes - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-15-08 - Published: 3-15-08

13. Defying Destiny » reviews

Shikamaru and Sakura, done for the 30.Romances community. Because I am ENTITLED, I say!

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 30 - Words: 10,912 - Reviews: 121 - Updated: 2-10-08 - Published: 9-1-07

14. Grey Areas reviews

Sometimes, you need to lie for the truth.

Complete - Death Note - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-1-08 - Published: 2-1-08

15. Joker reviews

“YOUR HEAD BROKE MY WRENCH.” Yes, well, I'll try to dodge FASTER next time.

Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 12-26-07 - Published: 12-26-07

16. Antihero reviews

It starts off with first kisses. It ends with first kisses. Obviously, the author cannot count to save her life. Fear The Low Blood Pressure Demon Overlord.

Complete - Ouran High School Host Club - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 12-26-07 - Published: 12-26-07

17. Tangled reviews

Lavi wants a date. Kanda wants to hit him. Lenalee just wishes she hadn't gotten involved.

Complete - D.Gray-Man - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 12-25-07 - Published: 12-25-07

18. Welcome to Mary Sue Ville reviews

I think the title is pretty self explanitory. Run children, run for your lives!

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 12-25-07 - Published: 12-25-07

19. Something Wicked reviews

They thought they were dealing with ghosts. What they got instead was a group of satanists and one very hungry demon.

Complete - Ghost Hunt - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-25-07 - Published: 12-25-07

20. Strictly Politics reviews

No one ever said you needed to love the person you marry.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-25-07 - Published: 12-25-07

21. So Cliché » reviews

You know them. Vampires, high school, stereotypes, bands…and now, we’re going to mock them.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,931 - Reviews: 167 - Updated: 12-10-07 - Published: 11-22-07

22. Shards » reviews

[Complete] Thirteen challenges, thirteen drabbles. There's a reason why thirteen's an unlucky number. [Misa and Mello]

Complete - Death Note - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,458 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 12-6-07 - Published: 4-24-07

23. Tomorrow is Forever reviews

[Lavi.Lenalee] It could have been so sweet. Too bad he isn't real.

Complete - D.Gray-Man - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 12-1-07 - Published: 12-1-07

24. Salutations reviews

Wow, Sasuke, is that a kunai in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 11-17-07 - Published: 11-17-07

25. Fluff reviews

Sakura and Tenten discuss the horrors of a happy relationship. [Crack]

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 11-10-07 - Published: 11-10-07

26. Creeper reviews

[Happy Halloween] Curiosity killed the cat. A story of murder, fear, and messages left on the wall.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 10-31-07 - Published: 10-31-07

27. Constant Vigilance reviews

[LMisaLight][Crack] L informs Misa of statutory rape. It does not go over well.

Complete - Death Note - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 10-30-07 - Published: 10-30-07

28. Naruto for the Teenage Soul » reviews

[Complete] One hundred drabbles, done for the rainy days and slumber parties.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 100 - Words: 88,564 - Reviews: 2372 - Updated: 10-30-07 - Published: 3-8-07

29. Breasts and Buttons reviews

With four clashing personalities, there's only one common interest. Breasts. [What REALLY goes on in Sasuke's head, written with ohwhatsherface.]

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 156 - Updated: 10-13-07 - Published: 10-13-07

30. Case of the Missing Clothes reviews

“Uchiha Sasuke,” she snarled, green eyes flashing, “You have five seconds to explain to me why you took all of my clothes.”

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 274 - Updated: 10-9-07 - Published: 12-31-06

31. Something like a Love Story reviews

When he's left with tear salt and dream dust, Shikamaru knows he was made to kiss this girl.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 10-9-07 - Published: 10-9-07

32. Vices reviews

There are seven vices, but for Zero and Yuuki, there's always one more to commit.

Complete - Vampire Knights - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 10-9-07 - Published: 10-9-07

33. Color in the Clouds reviews

Ino and Shikamaru, for better or for worse...but forever. 'This is like a really bad movie about two sixteen year olds getting knocked up,' Choji mused, 'But without any of the good stuff. Like the shagging.'

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,635 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 8-8-07 - Published: 8-8-07

34. Taste reviews

She hates him: despises him for taking Light away from her. She wants to tear him apart, and laugh flirtatiously into a dead, broken face.

Complete - Death Note - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 2-17-07 - Published: 2-17-07

35. Nanny in Training reviews

Team Gai takes on their most fearsome mission yet...babysitting. Pray for Tenten, who really doesn't have any maternal instinct, despite what the others say.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 2-5-07 - Published: 2-5-07

36. Nature of the Game reviews

Raoul and Erik are beginning to understand that Christine, who is dead, is the winner.

Complete - Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-2-07 - Published: 2-2-07

37. Mismatched reviews

It takes ANBU five days to find the bodies...

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 1-23-07 - Published: 1-23-07

38. An Alternate Introduction reviews

“My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I dislike many things and don't like many. My goal is...to kill a certain man…and…to have WILD SEX WITH THAT GIRL!”

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 159 - Updated: 1-23-07 - Published: 1-23-07

39. Condolences reviews

Sasuke and Naruto, distraught over Sakura and Sai's engagement, take mourning to the next level.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 1-21-07 - Published: 1-21-07

40. You Want Me to What? reviews

And then Sasuke discovered what competition meant.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 1-21-07 - Published: 1-21-07

41. Community Service reviews

When Sasuke came back to Konoha, he didn't expect having to dress up as Santa for little kids, and he REALLY didn't think the remaining rookie nine would see him. [Merry Christmas!]

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 1-7-07 - Published: 1-7-07

42. Cereal reviews

Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke and tomato bits in cereal.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 12-30-06 - Published: 12-30-06

43. Reputations reviews

The five teams we love and know, and a bit about their reputations.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 12-30-06 - Published: 12-30-06

44. Tentmates » reviews

[Complete] Sakura, Naruto and Sasuke have shared a tent on a number of different occasions. The experiences and results are not exactly highlights of their career.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,320 - Reviews: 173 - Updated: 12-30-06 - Published: 12-9-06

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