| snappleducated |
Author has written 63 stories for Naruto, Bleach, D.Gray-Man, Final Fantasy VII, Fullmetal Alchemist, Heroes, Gurren Lagann, Soul Eater, Death Note, Life With Derek, Gintama, Kingdom Hearts, Peter Pan, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Dogs, Avatar: Last Airbender, Code Geass, Chronicles of Narnia, Veronica Mars, Misc. Movies, Harry Potter, Red Eye, Persona Series, and Final Fantasy X-2. About: I'm Ren, and I'm a happy teenager. Clearly, I am some sort of mutant freak. Be nice to aliens! Right now I'm doing NaNoWriMo. It was not a good idea but I'm too stubborn to call it quits. Also, if you'd turn your attention towards the links section, you'll notice that I'm currently into writing collaborations. If you're interested, take a look! In terms of writing, I'm going to keep chipping away at Bottles of Summer. By the time NaNo's finished, I expect to be half done. December will probably be devoted to wrapping that story up, and along the way shall be filled with one shots! The next multichaptered project I'll be doing is Avatar, the Last Air-bender, which is another one of those shows preventing me from growing up. I'll also (hopefully) have started working on some collaborations by then. Rest easy. Ren love you long time. Projects! 1. Bottles of Summer; Rikku/Everyone — Final Fantasy X Rough Ideas! 1. Final Fantasy XII drama. And when I say drama, I mean sex. | |||||||||||
1. Bottles of Summer » reviewsFourteenth: Rikku puts on her mourning clothes and is told that they make her look fat. Her patricidal impulse is thus excusable.Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,593 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 11-15-09 - Published: 10-5-09 - Rikku2. Always Tomorrow reviewsCasey seduces Derek through the cunning use of pancakes. And skimpy maid outfits. But mostly pancakes. — CaseyDerekLife With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 11-8-09 - Casey M. & Derek V. - Complete3. Of Wanting reviewsIt starts off in a dark room with two kids and two guns and a very ugly equation. — AkihikoMitsuruPersona Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-19-09 - Akihiko S. & Mitsuru K. - Complete4. Imaginary Enemy reviewsBut if you cannot tell the truth, then make your lie a pretty one. — AdachiPersona Series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-30-09 - T. Adachi - Complete5. Destruction Games reviewsOkay, Jack. Want to tell me how to kill someone? — JacksonLisaRed Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-28-09 - Complete6. On the Contrary reviewsIn which Luna and Draco find themselves temporarily engaged. Luna does not particularly care. Draco throws a tantrum. Pansy is on the warpath, Hermione is outraged, Ginny is mocking, Ron is amused, and Harry is just horny.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 9-23-09 - Draco M. & Luna L. - Complete7. AntiPrincess reviewsAnastasia. It’s romantic like red snow and a dead girl’s portrait. — AnyaDimitriMisc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-8-09 - Complete8. Mistress of Denial reviewsDemand or deny, this is eternity in the making. — Miranda, RoadD.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-2-09 - Miranda & Road - Complete9. Calculation vs Intuition reviewsHe plopped down, ice clattering in his take-out drink, which he offered to her. “Cleverly disguised vodka?” — DickVeronicaVeronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-31-09 - Veronica & Dick - Complete10. Garden of Evil reviewsBecause sin is a game in which she cannot claim ignorance twice. — SusanPeterChronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-20-09 - Peter Pevensie & Susan Pevensie - Complete11. Sea Breeze Lipstick reviewsA teeny-bopper romance that’s been a decade in the making. And all he had to do was flip his hair. — RikuKairiKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-31-09 - Kairi & Riku - Complete12. This Whole Thing's a Lie reviewsThere's nothing worse than knowing when someone's lying to you. — Sally, Derek, CaseyLife With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-16-09 - Derek V. & Sally - Complete13. Induced with Madness reviewsLWD does The Princess Bride. Sam breaks the fourth wall, Truman dies a couple times, Casey demands a different romantic lead, and Derek keeps on cheating. Yes, there’s still a lot of UST.Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 6-19-09 - Derek V. & Casey M. - Complete14. For Reasons Unknown reviewsIt would take exploding pee, a jammed elevator, and phone-sex on conference call to get these two together. — DerekCaseyLife With Derek - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,568 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 6-11-09 - Derek V. & Casey M. - Complete15. Reverse Victims reviewsIt isn’t a question of how far they’ll go, but more a matter of who they shall sacrifice to get there. — KallenLelouchCode Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 6-5-09 - Kallen S. & Lelouch L. - Complete16. Splatter Scintillation reviewsThis is one of those things that never, ever happens. — TifaZackFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-1-09 - Zack F. & Tifa L. - Complete17. Taken to Extremes reviewsThe nations face off in a car race. Romano has road rage, Prussia and Hungary are terrible backseat drivers, China makes some road kill, America refuses to ask for directions, England drives on the wrong side of the road, and Spain admires the scenery.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-27-09 - Complete18. A Cause for Concern reviewsOperation seducing Sasuke shall now commence. — SasukeSakuraNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 5-16-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete19. Synonymous with Hell reviewsThere's bad, and then there's getting nominated for 'Cutest Couple' with your step-brother. Cripes. — DerekCaseyLife With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 5-3-09 - Casey M. & Derek V. - Complete20. Something Obscene reviewsYou know, there’s a reason why he’s sitting on the couch every night, while you come home later and later. And it’s not for the commercials. — DerekCasey, CaseyTrumanLife With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 4-10-09 - Casey M. & Derek V. - Complete21. Deviating Mainstream reviewsFor Annie. We regret to inform you that the hero of this story was impersonated by a con artist. — KibaSakura, SasukeSakuraNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 3-25-09 - Kiba I. & Sakura H. - Complete22. Combustion Countdown reviewsWhen Zuko’s burned, branded, scarred, Azula smiles because it’s the expression most familiar to her, and she doesn’t want to think about what she should be doing instead. — Azula, ZukoAvatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-15-09 - Azula & Zuko - Complete23. In the Fine Print reviewsOne of the many great injustices of this world: Derek gets to vote before Casey. She wouldn’t mind, of course, except that he keeps on endorsing politicians whose campaigns are largely centered on mandatory nurse outfits. — DerekCaseyLife With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-8-09 - Casey M. & Derek V. - Complete24. Mail Order Bride reviewsAre you joking? People don’t do this anymore. Only movie stars get married. — HaineNaotoDogs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-2-09 - Haine R. & Naoto F. - Complete25. Feathers and Tar reviewsIn true British fashion, quite a lot is left unsaid. — AmericaEnglandHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-26-09 - America & England - Complete26. The Secret Language of Girls reviewsSoul is concerned, because really, Maka and lipstick do not mix. Actually, maybe he’s being a bit unfair, but until she learns to put it on better than a toddler, his verdict stands. — SoulMakaSoul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-24-09 - Maka & Soul - Complete27. A Garden for Wallflowers reviewsBecause the two of them are obvious, because Derek is ruthlessly manipulative, because Casey is forcefully oblivious, and because Emily's starting to feel like she's talking to herself.Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-16-09 - Emily - Complete28. Cinderella Syndrome reviewsBut neither of them are ever gonna give. — PeterWendyPeter Pan - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 2-1-09 - Complete29. She Speaks in Third Person reviewsIt’s not her fault. If she’s got a complex, it’s just because everyone keeps on leaving. — RoxasOletteKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-30-09 - Olette & Roxas - Complete30. Right Between the Eyes reviewsIn the end, he's curled up in the dark, and not thinking about Casey at all. — DerekCaseyLife With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 1-25-09 - Casey M. & Derek V. - Complete31. Ultimatum Indefinite reviewsThere are nearly fifty souls crammed into his body. Sometimes, the balance just tips. — LaviLenaleeD.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-25-09 - Lenalee & Lavi - Complete32. With a Smile for Spring reviewsHe can pretend otherwise, but she’ll be stunning when she grows up. Someday, someone might come and take her away. — KaguraGintokiGintama - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-21-09 - Kagura & Gintoki S. - Complete33. Metal in the Microwave reviewsFour times Derek did not like Casey and the one time he halfway did. Featuring the Babe Raider outfit, kissing, disastrous family dinners, multiple weddings, and a girl named Dasey.Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 1-20-09 - Derek V. & Casey M. - Complete34. The Benefits to Elopement reviewsDerek and Casey get married. Or they try to. It’d help if they stopped filing for divorce halfway through exchanging vows. — DerekCaseyLife With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 1-19-09 - Casey M. & Derek V. - Complete35. Crushed Velvet » reviewsWith the heir unnamed and the king dying, curses stir and demons awaken as every noblewoman throws herself at the chance for a powerful marriage. Enter Sakura, who is very nearly murdered her first night in, and can’t quite forget her own dark knight.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 211 - Updated: 1-18-09 - Published: 11-9-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete36. A Century of Sleep » reviewsThis whole myth about becoming infinitely more attractive once becoming a vampire is a load of crap. Honestly, think about it. Doesn't the theory of natural selection sort of imply that your chance of getting a meal equals your ability to get laid? Duh.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,219 - Reviews: 213 - Updated: 1-15-09 - Published: 12-2-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete37. Falling Up reviewsCasey is having a very bad day, Derek has an evil plan, and Paul really deserves a raise. — DerekCaseyLife With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,145 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 1-13-09 - Casey M. & Derek V. - Complete38. Time Bomb reviewsYou are too fast in accepting the idea of suicide. This wasn't. — MisaDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-22-08 - Misa A. - Complete39. Candy Explosives reviewsIn which Black Star is asymmetrical and Kid suffers from massive internal bleeding.Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-22-08 - Black Star & Death The Kid - Complete40. The Good Die Laughing reviewsThe pursuit of a happy ending. — KaminaYokoGurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-15-08 - Complete41. Sprint for the Sun reviewsShe will not let them bury him. That would be too cruel. — KaminaYokoGurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-6-08 - Complete42. Three Cups of Bleach reviewsIno’s on the rebound, Sakura refuses to be her lesbian lover, Shikamaru fails to take out a restraining order, and Choji seems pretty bent on getting him into as many awkward situations as he possibly can. — InoShikamaru Modern AUNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 11-4-08 - Ino Y. & Shikamaru N. - Complete43. Infinate Hit List reviewsWar has no place for children. — RoyRizaFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-2-08 - Riza H. & Roy M. - Complete44. Greased Lightning reviewsBeing the mostly true account of the Great Ninja Yuffie. — VincentYuffieRenoFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-2-08 - Yuffie K. & Vincent V. - Complete45. High School Musical reviewsSo when you say that Sasuke joined the High School Musical—you’re talking about a different guy, right? Right? — SasukeSakuraNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 10-15-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete46. Poison at Teatime reviewsBut forever is just a promise that you don’t intend to keep. — Lulubell, Tyki, RoadD.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-11-08 - Lulubell & Tyki - Complete47. Of Hallmark, Subways, and Killer Pens reviewsMohinder wondered if stabbing the super villain in the eye with his pen would count as an appropriate ending. — Mohinder, SylarHeroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-5-08 - Mohinder S. & Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete48. Tangled reviewsIt's called puberty, kids, and it will pass. If you're still alive by that point, I mean. — LaviLenaleeKandaD.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-5-08 - Lavi & Lenalee - Complete49. Envious God reviewsWinry meets Russell, the tall, Ed-impersonator extraordinaire. Ed is, predictably, sent into yet another homicidal fit, and Al is convinced that all of them are just really, really stupid.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-5-08 - Edward E. & Winry R. - Complete50. XXX reviewsAllen and Lavi discover something horrible—Kanda likes Lenalee. They respond to this by pushing him out a fourth-floor window and into the manure pile. And it just goes downhill from there.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 10-5-08 - Allen & Lavi - Complete51. Zero reviewsWinry goes on a date with Roy, Riza is cunning, Roy is smarmy, Al is possibly the only one of them with any real grip on his sanity, and Edward responds to the aforementioned date by stalking, screaming, and attacking people.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-5-08 - Edward E. & Winry R. - Complete52. One Sky reviewsLenalee, on her first field assignment with Kanda and Lavi. It’s harder than she thought it’d be. — LaviLenaleeD.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-5-08 - Lenalee & Lavi - Complete53. Kaleidoscope Waltz reviewsLavi kind of wishes she’d smile at him for real, just once. — LaviLenaleeD.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-5-08 - Lenalee & Lavi - Complete54. So Cliché » reviewsIn which the author shamelessly mocks fandom. Includes vampires, Spongebob, high school, terrifying OOC-ness, and conversations with the characters in the Author's Notes. Top that.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,770 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 10-5-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete55. Penny for Your Thoughts? reviewsThis isn’t a diary. This is a record of any violent outbursts I might have. My psychiatrist says I have anger management issues. This may well be true, seeing as I already put the first journal they gave me through the shredder. — TemariShikamaruNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 10-1-08 - Temari & Shikamaru N. - Complete56. Lopsided Fairytale reviewsDear Lord, please stop turning all the hot guys into frogs. I appreciate that you are all-powerful, but really, there’s already a shortage. Jeez. — SasukeSakura Fairytale AUNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 9-29-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete57. Paramour Perfection reviewsBut when I turn around, I’m still alone. — ZackAerithFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-27-08 - Aerith G. & Zack F. - Complete58. Tomorrow is Forever reviewsI don’t think you understand how scared I am. What if, the next time I change, I’ll have forgotten you? — LaviLenaleeD.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-27-08 - Lavi & Lenalee - Complete59. Case of the Missing Clothes reviewsWhen proposing, it is recommended that you steal your lover’s clothes. Hey, it worked for Sasuke. — SasukeSakuraNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 9-27-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete60. Hello, Hello reviewsIs it a crime if you kill me from a broken heart? — SasukeSakuraNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-24-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete61. Recoil and Whiplash reviewsThe best way to grow up is to punch someone in the face. — OrihimeBleach - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-20-08 - Inoue O. - Complete62. Fake Kingdom reviewsSometimes, Sakura wondered if the fairytales were sick. — SasukeSakura, AUNaruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,236 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 9-15-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete63. Shadow Lands » reviewsSakura thought she had survival figured out until she met Naruto and Sasuke. There’s more to them than she could ever begin to guess, and suddenly, everything she’s got in a world that redefines danger. — Cyberpunk AUNaruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 51,140 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 9-14-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete