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since: 11-09-05, id: 927975, Profile edited: 10-06-08
country: United States
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Author has written 18 stories for Naruto, Bleach, Alice in Wonderland, D.Gray-Man, Final Fantasy VII, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Heroes.

Self Important Babble-

the writer: I am Ren! The exclamation point is not optional. I write too much, and my best stuff is usually created late at night. I would like to say that this is because I am inspired by the stillness of the night, but in reality I am kind of a wimp and sleep deprivation makes my brain short circuit, which I in turn abuse as "creativity." My spelling is awful, though I think I might be getting better. I have a deep love for sparkly things and often wear too much jewelry. I like reading about underground fashion on Wikipedia. I like reading about fairy tales on Wikipedia. I like reading about real-life hauntings on Wikipedia. I am a slave to Wikipedia in general.

flail worthy: Ghost Stories. Orange Tic-Tacs. Heroes. The Office. Supernatural. Final Fantasy. Kingdom Hearts. Fairy Tales. Animated Movies. Urban Fantasy. Science Fiction. London. Paris. New York. Japan. Gothic Parody. Strawberry Pocky. Strawberry Mentos. Doodles. Alternative Rock. Bright Colors. Pretty Clothes. Dramatic Speeches. Sunshine. Beautiful People. Big Headphones. Converse. La Cosa Nostra. Good Writing. Capital Letters. Shiny Jewelry.

links: drabbles. livejournal. deviantart. fictionpress.

announcement: I'm bored of editing. I'm moving onto new stuff. If there's something you wanna see agian, PM me.

All Those Fics-

One Shots:

Poison for Teatime; The Noah are an ancient clan, a forgotten race, and one of many secrets. D. Gray Man: 10 percent
See You at the Sideways: Shikamaru, on the puzzle without rules or a solution. He tries anyway. Naruto: 0 percent
Sniffing Glue; Did you just photocopy your butt? You didn't use the color ink, right? Naruto: 0 percent
Leave Only Footprints; Okay guys, fess up. Who spiked Sasuke’s punch? Naruto: 0 percent
High Noon; Because breaking a perfectly good bed is now Goal1 in the Karma Sudra. Twilight: 0 percent
Murder in the Headlines; "Which one of you got my sister pregnant!?" D. Gray Man: 0 percent
200 mph in Reverse; Cloud is driving. Tifa is pretty sure they are all going to die. Final Fantasy VII: 0 percent
The Day Rapunzel Jumped; She is too young to kiss his coffin goodbye. Final Fantasy XII: 0 percent
Isolated Pawn; You are too fast in accepting the idea of suicide. This wasn't. Death Note: 0 percent
Unstrung Marionette; Sometimes he thought she pretended a bit too well. Kingdom Hearts: 0 percent
Table for Two; The problem with narcissists is that they are very, very hard to seduce. Ghost Hunt: 0 percent
Candy Explosives; The tale of BLACK STAR! and that Kidd guy, BUT MOSTLY BLACK STAR! Soul Eater: 0 percent
Infinite Hitlist; The thing about Riza was that she couldn't stand guns. Full Metal Alchemist: 0 percent
Sprint for the Sun; Rikku, sixteen and scared but still screaming at the storm. Final Fantasy X: 0 percent
Things Best Forgotten; It's not kissing! It's...uh...I'm drunk and he seduced me? Yeah. Final Fantasy X-2: 0 percent
Saturday's Child; Did you just sell Shinpachi for a bag of beef jerky? What a deal. Gintama: 0 percent

Multichaptered Upcoming Fics:

Seeing Double: Comedy/Angst/Mystery, AU: Present Day. Summary: Ino notices someone on the front page of the newspaper. Someone who died three years ago. Or did he really? Together with Sakura and Choji, she takes off on a quest to discover exactly how relative the term 'dead' really is. And if there's anyway of bringing him back...

Failure to Compute: Adventure/Comedy/Drama, AU: Cyberpunk. Summary: Tenten finds herself trapped in a virtual reality...and is thrilled. Living a video game? How cool! But as time goes on, she begins to realize that the people she sees and interacts with aren't real, and running around all the time aren't real. And in the game, death means more than just Game Over. And did I mention that Neji's been stuck also? Winning would have been easy on her own, but with ultra-noob Neji, things...become much, much more difficult.

Crushed Velvet: Romance/Drama, AU: 17th century England. Summary: Life's tough when you spend every second of it trying to get yourself married to the richest man around. For Sakura, it was the prince, and the man of her dreams. But along with his dark allure come whispers of ugly rumor, and some women are willing to die for a chance at the throne. Unless something else kills them first. Suddenly, the stakes are raised, and the arena is waiting. Place your bets.

Quick Twitch Muscles: Drama/Adventure, AU: Konoha-ish. Summary: Plagues and war have struck Konaha, reducing the city to ruin. Here, the mystic and the mortal blend, and the eclipse is coming. The demons are rising, as the cycle spins. Now, along with her companions, Hinata goes to face the wrath of the Gods and exterminate the Kyuubi, bringing peace to the lands once again...and possibly, forever. It all depends on whether she's able to time her death correctly, and if her friends will be so willing to give her up.




1. Of Hallmark, Subways, and Killer Pens reviews
Mohinder wondered if stabbing the super villain in the eye with his pen would count as an appropriate ending. — Mohinder, Sylar
Complete - Heroes - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-5-08 - Published: 10-5-08
2. Tangled reviews
The Springtime of Love. Or, Why Lenalee Decided That Allen Was The Only Person She Could Safely Hang Out With. — LaviLenaleeKanda
Complete - D.Gray-Man - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-5-08 - Published: 10-5-08
3. Envious God reviews
Winry meets Russell, the tall, Ed-impersonator extraordinaire. Ed is, predictably, sent into yet another homicidal fit, and Al is convinced that all of them are just really, really stupid.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-5-08 - Published: 10-5-08
4. XXX reviews
Allen and Lavi discover something horrible—Kanda likes Lenalee. They respond to this by pushing him out a fourth-floor window and into the manure pile. And it just goes downhill from there.
Complete - D.Gray-Man - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-5-08 - Published: 10-5-08
5. Zero reviews
Winry goes on a date with Roy, Riza is cunning, Roy is smarmy, Al is possibly the only one of them with any real grip on his sanity, and Edward responds to the aforementioned date by stalking, screaming, and attacking people.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-5-08 - Published: 10-5-08
6. One Sky
Lenalee, on her first field assignment with Kanda and Lavi. It’s harder than she thought it’d be. — LaviLenalee
Complete - D.Gray-Man - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-5-08 - Published: 10-5-08
7. Kaleidoscope Waltz reviews
Lavi kind of wishes she’d smile at him for real, just once. — LaviLenalee
Complete - D.Gray-Man - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-5-08 - Published: 10-5-08
8. So Cliché » reviews
In which the author shamelessly mocks fandom. Includes vampires, Spongebob, high school, terrifying OOC-ness, and conversations with the characters in the Author's Notes. Top that.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,770 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-5-08 - Published: 10-5-08
9. Penny for Your Thoughts? reviews
This isn’t a diary. This is a record of any violent outbursts I might have. My psychiatrist says I have anger management issues. This may well be true, seeing as I already put the first journal they gave me through the shredder. — TemariShikamaru
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-1-08 - Published: 10-1-08
10. Lopsided Fairytale reviews
Dear Lord, please stop turning all the hot guys into frogs. I appreciate that you are all-powerful, but really, there’s already a shortage. Jeez. — SasukeSakura Fairytale AU
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 9-29-08 - Published: 9-29-08
11. Paramour Perfection reviews
But when I turn around, I’m still alone. — ZackAerith
Complete - Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 9-27-08
12. Tomorrow is Forever reviews
I don’t think you understand how scared I am. What if, the next time I change, I’ll have forgotten you? — LaviLenalee
Complete - D.Gray-Man - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 9-27-08
13. Case of the Missing Clothes reviews
When proposing, it is recommended that you steal your lover’s clothes. Hey, it worked for Sasuke. — SasukeSakura
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 9-27-08
14. Hello, Hello reviews
Is it a crime if you kill me from a broken heart? — SasukeSakura
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-24-08 - Published: 9-24-08
15. Revamped reviews
There's always a deeper meaning, a missing story, even in Wonderland.
Complete - Alice in Wonderland - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,583 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-21-08 - Published: 9-21-08
16. Recoil and Whiplash reviews
The best way to grow up is to punch someone in the face. — Orihime
Complete - Bleach - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-20-08 - Published: 9-20-08
17. Fake Kingdom reviews
Sometimes, Sakura wondered if the fairytales were sick. — SasukeSakura, AU
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,236 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-15-08 - Published: 9-15-08
18. Shadow Lands » reviews
Sakura thought she had survival figured out until she met Naruto and Sasuke. There’s more to them than she could ever begin to guess, and suddenly, everything she’s got in a world that redefines danger. — Cyberpunk AU
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 51,140 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 9-14-08
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