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since: 11-09-05, id: 927975, Profile Updated: 10-31-09
country: United States
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Author has written 63 stories for Naruto, Bleach, D.Gray-Man, Final Fantasy VII, Fullmetal Alchemist, Heroes, Gurren Lagann, Soul Eater, Death Note, Life With Derek, Gintama, Kingdom Hearts, Peter Pan, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Dogs, Avatar: Last Airbender, Code Geass, Chronicles of Narnia, Veronica Mars, Misc. Movies, Harry Potter, Red Eye, Persona Series, and Final Fantasy X-2.

About: I'm Ren, and I'm a happy teenager. Clearly, I am some sort of mutant freak.
Links: other fanfiction. livejournal. deviantart. fictionpress. writing lj. italian fanfiction.
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Projects!

1. Bottles of Summer; Rikku/Everyone — Final Fantasy X
2. First Time Offenders; Main Group — Persona 4
3. That Disjointed Front; Hungary, Prussia, Austria, Poland — Hetalia
4. Just Scabs; Kaylee/Simon — Firefly
5. Hunger and Barren; Puck/Quinn — GLEE
6. Unforeseen Complications; Zuko/Katara — Avatar

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1. Always Tomorrow reviews
Casey seduces Derek through the cunning use of pancakes. And skimpy maid outfits. But mostly pancakes. — CaseyDerek
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-8-09 - Casey M. & Derek V. - Complete
2. Bottles of Summer » reviews
Eleventh: Rikku gets her nose broken, suffers from hypothermia, and solves the problem with crutches. Also, Chappu is still dead, and some things don’t get better.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,121 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 11-5-09 - Published: 10-5-09 - Rikku
3. Of Wanting reviews
It starts off in a dark room with two kids and two guns and a very ugly equation. — AkihikoMitsuru
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-19-09 - Akihiko S. & Mitsuru K. - Complete
4. Imaginary Enemy reviews
But if you cannot tell the truth, then make your lie a pretty one. — Adachi
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-30-09 - T. Adachi - Complete
5. Destruction Games reviews
Okay, Jack. Want to tell me how to kill someone? — JacksonLisa
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-28-09 - Complete
6. On the Contrary reviews
In which Luna and Draco find themselves temporarily engaged. Luna does not particularly care. Draco throws a tantrum. Pansy is on the warpath, Hermione is outraged, Ginny is mocking, Ron is amused, and Harry is just horny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 9-23-09 - Draco M. & Luna L. - Complete
7. AntiPrincess reviews
Anastasia. It’s romantic like red snow and a dead girl’s portrait. — AnyaDimitri
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-8-09 - Complete
8. Mistress of Denial reviews
Demand or deny, this is eternity in the making. — Miranda, Road
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-2-09 - Miranda & Road - Complete
9. Calculation vs Intuition reviews
He plopped down, ice clattering in his take-out drink, which he offered to her. “Cleverly disguised vodka?” — DickVeronica
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-31-09 - Veronica & Dick - Complete
10. Garden of Evil reviews
Because sin is a game in which she cannot claim ignorance twice. — SusanPeter
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-20-09 - Peter Pevensie & Susan Pevensie - Complete
11. Sea Breeze Lipstick reviews
A teeny-bopper romance that’s been a decade in the making. And all he had to do was flip his hair. — RikuKairi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-31-09 - Kairi & Riku - Complete
12. This Whole Thing's a Lie reviews
There's nothing worse than knowing when someone's lying to you. — Sally, Derek, Casey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-16-09 - Derek V. & Sally - Complete
13. Induced with Madness reviews
LWD does The Princess Bride. Sam breaks the fourth wall, Truman dies a couple times, Casey demands a different romantic lead, and Derek keeps on cheating. Yes, there’s still a lot of UST.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 6-19-09 - Derek V. & Casey M. - Complete
14. For Reasons Unknown reviews
It would take exploding pee, a jammed elevator, and phone-sex on conference call to get these two together. — DerekCasey
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,568 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 6-11-09 - Derek V. & Casey M. - Complete
15. Reverse Victims reviews
It isn’t a question of how far they’ll go, but more a matter of who they shall sacrifice to get there. — KallenLelouch
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 6-5-09 - Kallen S. & Lelouch L. - Complete
16. Splatter Scintillation reviews
This is one of those things that never, ever happens. — TifaZack
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-1-09 - Zack F. & Tifa L. - Complete
17. Taken to Extremes reviews
The nations face off in a car race. Romano has road rage, Prussia and Hungary are terrible backseat drivers, China makes some road kill, America refuses to ask for directions, England drives on the wrong side of the road, and Spain admires the scenery.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-27-09 - Complete
18. A Cause for Concern reviews
Operation seducing Sasuke shall now commence. — SasukeSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 5-16-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
19. Synonymous with Hell reviews
There's bad, and then there's getting nominated for 'Cutest Couple' with your step-brother. Cripes. — DerekCasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 5-3-09 - Casey M. & Derek V. - Complete
20. Something Obscene reviews
You know, there’s a reason why he’s sitting on the couch every night, while you come home later and later. And it’s not for the commercials. — DerekCasey, CaseyTruman
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 4-10-09 - Casey M. & Derek V. - Complete
21. Deviating Mainstream reviews
For Annie. We regret to inform you that the hero of this story was impersonated by a con artist. — KibaSakura, SasukeSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 3-25-09 - Kiba I. & Sakura H. - Complete
22. Combustion Countdown reviews
When Zuko’s burned, branded, scarred, Azula smiles because it’s the expression most familiar to her, and she doesn’t want to think about what she should be doing instead. — Azula, Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-15-09 - Azula & Zuko - Complete
23. In the Fine Print reviews
One of the many great injustices of this world: Derek gets to vote before Casey. She wouldn’t mind, of course, except that he keeps on endorsing politicians whose campaigns are largely centered on mandatory nurse outfits. — DerekCasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-8-09 - Casey M. & Derek V. - Complete
24. Mail Order Bride reviews
Are you joking? People don’t do this anymore. Only movie stars get married. — HaineNaoto
Dogs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-2-09 - Haine R. & Naoto F. - Complete
25. Feathers and Tar reviews
In true British fashion, quite a lot is left unsaid. — AmericaEngland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-26-09 - America & England - Complete
26. The Secret Language of Girls reviews
Soul is concerned, because really, Maka and lipstick do not mix. Actually, maybe he’s being a bit unfair, but until she learns to put it on better than a toddler, his verdict stands. — SoulMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-24-09 - Maka & Soul - Complete
27. A Garden for Wallflowers reviews
Because the two of them are obvious, because Derek is ruthlessly manipulative, because Casey is forcefully oblivious, and because Emily's starting to feel like she's talking to herself.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-16-09 - Emily - Complete
28. Cinderella Syndrome reviews
But neither of them are ever gonna give. — PeterWendy
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 2-1-09 - Complete
29. She Speaks in Third Person reviews
It’s not her fault. If she’s got a complex, it’s just because everyone keeps on leaving. — RoxasOlette
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-30-09 - Olette & Roxas - Complete
30. Right Between the Eyes reviews
In the end, he's curled up in the dark, and not thinking about Casey at all. — DerekCasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 1-25-09 - Casey M. & Derek V. - Complete
31. Ultimatum Indefinite reviews
There are nearly fifty souls crammed into his body. Sometimes, the balance just tips. — LaviLenalee
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-25-09 - Lenalee & Lavi - Complete
32. With a Smile for Spring reviews
He can pretend otherwise, but she’ll be stunning when she grows up. Someday, someone might come and take her away. — KaguraGintoki
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-21-09 - Kagura & Gintoki S. - Complete
33. Metal in the Microwave reviews
Four times Derek did not like Casey and the one time he halfway did. Featuring the Babe Raider outfit, kissing, disastrous family dinners, multiple weddings, and a girl named Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 1-20-09 - Derek V. & Casey M. - Complete
34. The Benefits to Elopement reviews
Derek and Casey get married. Or they try to. It’d help if they stopped filing for divorce halfway through exchanging vows. — DerekCasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 1-19-09 - Casey M. & Derek V. - Complete
35. Crushed Velvet » reviews
With the heir unnamed and the king dying, curses stir and demons awaken as every noblewoman throws herself at the chance for a powerful marriage. Enter Sakura, who is very nearly murdered her first night in, and can’t quite forget her own dark knight.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 211 - Updated: 1-18-09 - Published: 11-9-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
36. A Century of Sleep » reviews
This whole myth about becoming infinitely more attractive once becoming a vampire is a load of crap. Honestly, think about it. Doesn't the theory of natural selection sort of imply that your chance of getting a meal equals your ability to get laid? Duh.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,219 - Reviews: 213 - Updated: 1-15-09 - Published: 12-2-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
37. Falling Up reviews
Casey is having a very bad day, Derek has an evil plan, and Paul really deserves a raise. — DerekCasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,145 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 1-13-09 - Casey M. & Derek V. - Complete
38. Time Bomb reviews
You are too fast in accepting the idea of suicide. This wasn't. — Misa
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-22-08 - Misa A. - Complete
39. Candy Explosives reviews
In which Black Star is asymmetrical and Kid suffers from massive internal bleeding.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-22-08 - Black Star & Death The Kid - Complete
40. The Good Die Laughing reviews
The pursuit of a happy ending. — KaminaYoko
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-15-08 - Complete
41. Sprint for the Sun reviews
She will not let them bury him. That would be too cruel. — KaminaYoko
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-6-08 - Complete
42. Three Cups of Bleach reviews
Ino’s on the rebound, Sakura refuses to be her lesbian lover, Shikamaru fails to take out a restraining order, and Choji seems pretty bent on getting him into as many awkward situations as he possibly can. — InoShikamaru Modern AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 11-4-08 - Ino Y. & Shikamaru N. - Complete
43. Infinate Hit List reviews
War has no place for children. — RoyRiza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-2-08 - Riza H. & Roy M. - Complete
44. Greased Lightning reviews
Being the mostly true account of the Great Ninja Yuffie. — VincentYuffieReno
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-2-08 - Yuffie K. & Vincent V. - Complete
45. High School Musical reviews
So when you say that Sasuke joined the High School Musical—you’re talking about a different guy, right? Right? — SasukeSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 10-15-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
46. Poison at Teatime reviews
But forever is just a promise that you don’t intend to keep. — Lulubell, Tyki, Road
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-11-08 - Lulubell & Tyki - Complete
47. Of Hallmark, Subways, and Killer Pens reviews
Mohinder wondered if stabbing the super villain in the eye with his pen would count as an appropriate ending. — Mohinder, Sylar
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-5-08 - Mohinder S. & Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
48. Tangled reviews
It's called puberty, kids, and it will pass. If you're still alive by that point, I mean. — LaviLenaleeKanda
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-5-08 - Lavi & Lenalee - Complete
49. Envious God reviews
Winry meets Russell, the tall, Ed-impersonator extraordinaire. Ed is, predictably, sent into yet another homicidal fit, and Al is convinced that all of them are just really, really stupid.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-5-08 - Edward E. & Winry R. - Complete
50. XXX reviews
Allen and Lavi discover something horrible—Kanda likes Lenalee. They respond to this by pushing him out a fourth-floor window and into the manure pile. And it just goes downhill from there.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-5-08 - Allen & Lavi - Complete
51. Zero reviews
Winry goes on a date with Roy, Riza is cunning, Roy is smarmy, Al is possibly the only one of them with any real grip on his sanity, and Edward responds to the aforementioned date by stalking, screaming, and attacking people.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-5-08 - Edward E. & Winry R. - Complete
52. One Sky reviews
Lenalee, on her first field assignment with Kanda and Lavi. It’s harder than she thought it’d be. — LaviLenalee
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-5-08 - Lenalee & Lavi - Complete
53. Kaleidoscope Waltz reviews
Lavi kind of wishes she’d smile at him for real, just once. — LaviLenalee
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-5-08 - Lenalee & Lavi - Complete
54. So Cliché » reviews
In which the author shamelessly mocks fandom. Includes vampires, Spongebob, high school, terrifying OOC-ness, and conversations with the characters in the Author's Notes. Top that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,770 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 10-5-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
55. Penny for Your Thoughts? reviews
This isn’t a diary. This is a record of any violent outbursts I might have. My psychiatrist says I have anger management issues. This may well be true, seeing as I already put the first journal they gave me through the shredder. — TemariShikamaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 10-1-08 - Temari & Shikamaru N. - Complete
56. Lopsided Fairytale reviews
Dear Lord, please stop turning all the hot guys into frogs. I appreciate that you are all-powerful, but really, there’s already a shortage. Jeez. — SasukeSakura Fairytale AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 9-29-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
57. Paramour Perfection reviews
But when I turn around, I’m still alone. — ZackAerith
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-27-08 - Aerith G. & Zack F. - Complete
58. Tomorrow is Forever reviews
I don’t think you understand how scared I am. What if, the next time I change, I’ll have forgotten you? — LaviLenalee
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-27-08 - Lavi & Lenalee - Complete
59. Case of the Missing Clothes reviews
When proposing, it is recommended that you steal your lover’s clothes. Hey, it worked for Sasuke. — SasukeSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 9-27-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
60. Hello, Hello reviews
Is it a crime if you kill me from a broken heart? — SasukeSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-24-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
61. Recoil and Whiplash reviews
The best way to grow up is to punch someone in the face. — Orihime
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-20-08 - Inoue O. - Complete
62. Fake Kingdom reviews
Sometimes, Sakura wondered if the fairytales were sick. — SasukeSakura, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,236 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 9-15-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
63. Shadow Lands » reviews
Sakura thought she had survival figured out until she met Naruto and Sasuke. There’s more to them than she could ever begin to guess, and suddenly, everything she’s got in a world that redefines danger. — Cyberpunk AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 51,140 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 9-14-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
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