Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings.

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Once again I have seen evidence of ‘reviewers’, if that term can even be used, ripping authors to shreds because of grammatical errors, so now I’ve decided to voice my opinion and, if possible, prove a point. If you are concerned over errors, leave a review saying you liked the plot, character development, some positive aspect, but point out gently that there are some errors, perhaps suggest the author needs a beta, if you have any spare time, volunteer. If you don’t like any part of the story, don’t leave a review. Simple. Constructive criticism is helpful and helps authors to grow. Flames don’t. Th wrld wont fal of its axis’ becoz their r errors. See? Point proven. The world is still spinning and the computer hasn’t spontaneously combusted. So get over it.

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Hi this is me (duh!). I’m Aswen (double duh!). I am quite crazy, a terrible prankster and very bad at english, so I applologise for any spelling or grammatical errors there might be in any of my stories, despite the best efforts of me and my proof reader (Venea). I am married to Eldreth, the cousin of Prince Legolas. Venea is my best friend and married to the Prince. They have twin boys who are as bad as Venea and I for pulling pranks. I am famous in Mirkwood for my sword skills and quick temper, also for my glare, I have no idea why! It may be the fact that my glare is the only look that has actually killed someone. An orc actually, was trying to kill Eldreth, saw the look on my face and turned and fled, having a heart attack in the process. Oh well, it was only an orc. Hee, hee, hee. I am not the best person to cross, even if you are a good friend, naming no names, Venea, but I am also a very good friend (apparently) and not very modest. Oh and by the way Venea and Oselle's stories are great, so please read them or I may have to get my sword out and kill someone. Seriously, I like violence, it's a good stress relief, honestly, if there's an annoying brother or sister, a teacher that won't shut up, or even that customer that spends two hours deciding they don't want anything... just kill them, you'll feel much better, honest! (To any small children that are reading this: Violence is bad!(See Venea, I can be a good role model!))

Appearance: In the stories, I am 5'10", with long black tresses (hahaha!(inside joke)) In real life I'm 5' 9" with long brown hair. In both I have eyes that change colour depending on my mood, seriously they do, at the moment they are green. Generally they are blue when I'm calm, green when I'm stressed, brown when I'm not either and rather a really dark, firey green or a really dark, firey blue when I'm annoyed, usually in an argument. In the story they are a really stormy grey when I'm annoyed, I'm told you can see the lightning!

Age: About 2500 or 18 (Yay! Finally legal to drink!!!). I know which I'd prefer...

Personality: I have a firey temper and am very quick to get revenge, you don't believe me? Ask Venea! Or in real life, ask my brother. Of course, depending on the day, and how much time he had to think on his lastest prank, you may have to dig him up first...

Likes: Quiet places to sit and read, pulling pranks, usually on Venea, my friends- I may not be the calmest person in Middle Earth but I do like friends. Food, food, food! It's not normal for an elf to eat lots and I can go for a long time with no food, but it's not a good idea to make me do such, or steal my food, because you will die. (That is not a threat, it's a promise! Especially if Venea is reading this! You have been warned Venea!)

Dislikes: Caves, most dwarves (with 1 exception), orcs, wargs, siblings, and quite often my friends, not all of them, just 3 in particular, naming no names, well maybe just three names: Venea, Keldarion and Estel!

Ok so that's me! I hope you like it! I have tried to be as honest as I can and the description of me in real life is real, but for security reasons I cannot give anyone my real name or contact details.

Also my stories are written on the basis that The Mellon Chronicles written by Cassia and Siobhan are how Legolas and Aragorn met and what happened to them afterwards, I believe everything that happened The Mellon Chronicles except the partial destruction of Mirkwood in Remember how to smile.

Also, I have told some people of a new story I am currently writing. This was supposed to be finished at the end of last summer i.e. twelve months ago, but has run away with me slightly and is still not done. I’m sorry if anyone was waiting for it and I will finish as soon as possible, but I never post a story before it is finished, as I often suffer from writers block (like now!!!!!).

You may have noticed I now allow anonymous reviews. Please don't take this as an excuse to flame me because I don't know who you are. I accept praise (obviously) and CONSTRUCTIVE critisisms. If you don't like any of my stories, tell me so, and give me indications on how to improve, but please don't just critisise, that doesn't help anyone. I am fairly new to writing and any tips are greatly appreciated.

Hey guys, thought I'd best let you all know I'm still breathing, it has been a while since I last made an update. I am still writing, and now beta'ing a little, I just hit writers block in a big way and am having bother finishing a rather long story I started writing, so I'm hoping that taking a step back will help remove the writers block a little. At the moment it is called 'Perfect' although previous names had differed from silly to insane but I'm happy with Perfect at the moment. Hopefully, I'll be able to finish it soon...

Just a last note. I hope everyone had a great Christmas and New Year and I wish everyone a happy 2008!!!!!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, LiveForInsanity, nadia the demented one, Burg Gurl, Aswen

This poem made me sad when I read it on Burg Gurl's profile, but it definately makes you think:

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile.

Last updated: 28th January 2008.