Cherry-sama: Oof...I've finally updated my profile...! Huzzah!

Person: My how irrisponsible...

Cherry-sama: Shut up.

Person: Besides, what were you DOING all this time!

Cherry-sama: I've been lazy/goofing off on deviantart...

Person: ...You idiot...

Cherry-sama: You sound like SoC...

Person: Who's sock? Is it one of your sock puppets?

Cherry-sama: Not sock, SoC. SoC stands for Sister-of-Cherry-sama! I don't have any sock puppets!

Person: Yes you do! You liar.

Cherry-sama: That's not the point!

Person: ...It sounds the same... Anyways, on with the profile!

Likes:

Food: HOTDOGS ALL THE WAY! Cherries and Cherry Pies! Nummy! Iced Tea! Cheddar cheese! And some other stuff too...

Hobbies: Drawing and doodling! xD Who can't love it? And amazingly, I think I have some talent O.O... Video games too (sorta, I watch SoC play before I do)... And serching German sites for anime pictures (who knew?)...

Other Random Things I Like: Rain...Rain...Rain...Rain...Rain and RAIN! HONESTLY! IT ROCKS! Also listening to music, being random, watching SoC play video games before playing myself, stuff, eating cheese, annoying SoC, dying, coming back to life, dying again, getting revived by friends, randomly dying in holes, getting reviews, people reading my fics, and wearing my red-shoes-that-are-made-of-wood!

TV Shows: Zach Bel (haven't watched for so long...), Shaman King, Fruits Basket, Inuyasha (meh. I watch it when I can), Escaflowne, Stargate (I guess...), Gilligan's Island (totally rocks!), I Love Lucy (it's SO funny!)

Videogames: Tales of Symphonia, Legend of Zelda (series), Mario stuff (like Super Mario 64, Super Mario Sunshine, Yoshi's Story, etc), Animal Crossing, And lots of others too!

All Time Favorite Song: 'Song of Storms' from 'Legend Zelda: Ocarina of Time'! xD It rocks! And I'm not just saying that cuz I like the rain! After that? Maybe the song 'Absolute' by 'One Thousand Foot Krutch'.

Current Obsession: My To-Do List... So long...

The Ultamite Cherry-sama Logo: "If you bite into the Cherry, it'll shove you into a pit."-Me

Other Sites I'm on: Quizzla! Do my quizzes! http://quizilla.com/users/Cherry-sama/profile/ And I'm on deviantart. This is where my life is now. http://cherry-sama.deviantart.com/ I'm now also on youtube! For Totally Whacked fans, watch my video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcIfQBzWI8g And for anyone else, watch my second video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05Qpw5oN41k

Dislikes:

Food: One word. Airplane food. Okay so that's two words but hey. IT STINKS! Just the smell makes me want to puke...

Hobbies: Traveling... Stupid family vactions...

Other Random Stuff I Hate: Spiders, SoC being mean/unfair, scary stuff, spiders, saying Canadians live in igloos, having headaches, people dissing my awesome shoes, flames that make me feel sad inside, puking (curse you exspired pineapple...), Furbies, listening to (shudders) ENYA (if you hate me for this, blame SoC. She always blared it on her speakers at night), swearing, and...and...writers block.

TV Shows: Teletubies, Dora the Explorer, James Bond (sorry if I have offended, but hey, nobody's perfect), and basically anything pointless.

Videogames: I've never played/heard-of a video game that was just plain stupid.

All Time Hated Song: Anything by Enya...

Randomest Part of my Profile

Random Facts:

1. I wear red shoes, which most people call clogs, BUT I PROTEST! They're wooden shoes!
2. I want to have a bumper sticker that says 'You tail gade me, I'll stop'.
3. I have absolutly no clue about modern pop culture.
4. Iced Tea is the elexor(sp?) of life.

Awesomest Profile Award Goes To: CanadianBacon

This is something I found on a profile of this one person, his/her name is Forest Wanderer. I did what it said because I think this is really awesome! xD

()_(/)
(='.'=)This is Bunny. Copy
(")_(") and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world
domination.

You don't have to if you don't want to. But I did cuz Bunny rocks! Right?

Stop Flamers Now!

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now!"

I saw this on Master Summoner Sheena's Profile. I think it has a very good point.

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people whom like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

I agree-eth with thee, freakyanimegal456.

My BIO! Be scared.

Name: Cherria! Cherria Suna! Actually, no. My real name? I'LL NEVER TELL, unless you are here to give me pie. (hopes it's Cherry pie)

A.K.A.: "Cherria the Summon Spirit of All Fruits and Veggies that Help with your Indigestion" (Tales of Reverisa spoiler!), "Tin Tin" (my sister gave me this one, brings back horrid memories...), "Crazy" (gave this one to myself), and "Santa" (guess who I was for Halloween this year).

Gender: Can't you TELL? Come on! What kind of guy whould have the uber cute name of 'Cherry-sama'!

Age: I'll give you a range between 1-100 years old. Me no like stalkers.

Favorite Colour: Blue.

Hair Colour: Um... Why?

Nationality: Pass that Maple Syrup please. I like watching our igloos, which we don't have, melt. And I like the Arrogant Worm's song 'Proud to Be Canadian'.

Typing Style: I type all my stories in chicken peck/scratch! Mwahahahahaha! Fear me! Behold my uber fast speed of 28 words per min! Thus pwning the old record of 10 wpm!

Quote for the day (or so): Currently Unknown

Fictions I'm working on: 'Tales of Advertisement' (SoC needs to help me with this...), 'Irving's Island' (no clue what to write), 'Tales of Symphonia Colours' (who to do next...), 'Navi the Kokiri?' (yosh, chapter coming soon), 'Death by a Beauty Contest' (Mwahahaha. Posted)'Totally Whacked' (sequil to Totally Messed! Yays! Ahem), 'Please Leave a Message' (FINALLY! There's a Dream Saga Section! I posted this as soon as I found out xD), 'Messages in the Fruits Basket' (only Fruits Basket fic), and 'Tales of Reversia' (got chapter 16!).

Fictions I've finished: 'Colette and the 5 Gnomlettes' (I wrote this, NOT Drieldwin, she published it for me earlier), 'Genisella', 'Totally Messed' (DONE! Makes me sad... BECAUSE I LUV YOU! Ack! Ahem), 'Will you be my Valentine?' (I got warm fuzzies from this one! I wrote it for a contest) and 'The Reason Why Kratos and Raine aren't married' (got a lot of love and flame in this, lost many reviewers due to this fic).

Fictions I'm planing on making: 'Sleeping Martel' (no clue how to start it), 'From Symphonia to Earth' (got plan, got title, got plot, need time and ways to start), 'The Average Life of a Gnomelette' (fun fic to make for random reasons), 'Totally Bizzare' (sequil to Totally Whacked), 'Totally Screwed' (another in the Totally Series, Twilight Princess), 'Totally Pathetic' (Four Sword Adventures version), and 'Randomness still Eludes me' (this fic is gonna be random...).

Fictions I've Deleted: 'Tag! Your it!' (Ecsaflowne was a topic that died long ago), and 'Swapping Cherria for Zelos' (I was going no where with it).

The day of the week I update on my fics: Wedensdays. With the exception of the 'Totally Series' and 'Irving's Island'.

Top Nine Reasons why I haven't updated Last Wedensday:

9. I am updating! Don't accuse me of not updating! Because I am!
8. Homework
7. I'm working on other fics
6. I'm on a family vaction and I am not allowed to use the laptop
5. I'm sleeping/eating/drawing
4. I actually got a life
3. I don't have the chapter written
2. Writers block
1. I'm lazy

Gnomelette Vow Contest:

Hi! I am the maker of Gnomelette Vows and I have a Contest! I am trying to come up with those funny Vows that everyone knows and loves (I think...)! If you could send me some then I have a few rules...

Rules:

1. It needs to be completely original! But it can be based on any old sayings.
2. It can't use one of the numbers already made, if that happens then I, Cherry-sama, will choose a new number for you.
3. Try to make it as funny as you can (and I don't mean 'perverted' funniness)!

OH NO! What's this?! A new twist?! Wonder what it is! Whichever vow can make me laugh the hardest, will be the BEST GNOMELETTE VOW EVER! And I will bold it too.

Different Fonts Used:

Sample = Gnomelette Vow
"SampleAgain" = Speaking in Vow
SampleOfMapleSyrup= Best Gnomelette Vow Ever
(SampleRawr) = Person who wrote Vow (none beside my vows, though)
(TheseSamplesAreGettingToBeAPain) = My thoughts on the Vow (won't be there all the time) A.K.A. Authoress Coments.
(GrrrSampleGrrr) = Random action happening in Authoress Coments.
IHateTheseSamples = Title for Gnomelette Vow section

The most original/funny ones I will add to the list! Remember, there are only 1 000 000 000 Gnomelette Vows! xD MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thanks! n.n

The randomly stupid authoress-we-all-know-and-love-(I-think)-that-wrote-this-stupid-profile-with-chicken-scratch,
~Cherry-sama~

Gnomelette Vows: (From Colette and the Five Gnomelettes and loyal fans!)

Gnomelette Vow #1: If you don't have anything mean to say, don't say anything at all! (That makes sense.)

Gnomelette Vow #2: Lying is the first step to becoming a Gnomelette! (Thievery is the next step!)

Gnomelette Vow #3: Always abandon someone in need! (But I don't wanna! Just kidding.) (sa72891)

Gnomelette Vow #4: Let's not work together for a peaceful world! (Yes! Let's make it like Shadow's Temple and the Under World!)(sa72891)

Gnomelette Vow #5: Raine's cooking = poison! (This is too true.) (sa72891)

Gnomelette Vow #6: You cannot do anything if you try! (I bet this Gnomlette tryed nailing Jello™ to a Tree) (sa72891)

Gnomelette Vow #7: If you can remeber the names, you're stupid!

Gnomelette Vow #8: Chaos and Stupidity will never lose! (My sister came up with this one)

Gnomelette Vow #9: You know you are a Gnomelette when you start terrorizing the public with your terrible attempts at drawing! (Hamlord)

Gnomelette Vow #10!sdrawkcab woV ettelemonG a yas t'noD (Just in case you don't have time to reverse the Vow it says (backwards): "Don't say a Gnomelette Vow backwards!")

Gnomelette Vow #11: When someone is lecturing you, when they take a pause, snort and say "How do you figure that out?" and smirk. (GenisSageAceAttourney)

Gnomelette Vow #12: If it ain't broken...you break it! (If it's unbreakable, there's always dynamite!) (AnnaAurion123)

Gnomelette Vow #13: If at first you don't succeed, hide/destroy all evidence of trying! (Kararu Rinamino)

Gnomelette Vow #14: You know you're the authoress when your obsessed with GNOMELETTES! (Wait... Is that suppost to be there? O.o)

Gnomelette Vow #15: If Gnome asks if you want pizza, say "NO!" (That is, if you don't hate the flavor of 'Cheese covered Chocolate' or 'Onion juice dipped Cake'...)

Gnomelette Vow #16: When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask: "Why do you want to know?" (This is from an email I once got, and this is the only USEFUL Vow the Gnomelettes even have!)

Gnomelette Vow #17: If you're stupid, act stupid. If you're smart, act stupid anyway. (falcon crest)

Gnomelette Vow #18: The best way of not buying toilet paper is to not use any. (falcon crest)

Gnomelette Vow #19: Why do something complicated, when you can make someone else do it for you? (falcon crest)

Gnomelette Vow #20: When trying to take over the world, never let your wife invite friends over. (My Triboxular picture of doom!)

Gnomelette Vow #21: Never put your head in bowl of pudding! Unless your trying to find your watch. (moontear123)

Gnomelette Vow #22: Don't play stupid with Gnomelettes...we're better at it! (Kararu Rinamino)

Gnomelette Vow #23: You know you're a Gnomelette when you can't tell!

Gnomelette vow #24: Never drink tea with a penguin on a thursday, because once you turn your back, he will steal all your fish and eat all your socks. (Zairos)

Gnomelette vow #25: If you're stupid were a tuxedo. Preferably someone else's. (The world will never know...) (moontear123)

Gnomelette Vow #32: If you can't beat them, run for your life! And if they find you, pretend to be dead! (My sister, SoC)

Gnomelette Vow #42: Silence is Golden... but shouting is fun! (Kararu Rinamino)

Gnomelette Vow #44: We Gnomelettes don't suffer from insanity...we enjoy it quite thoroughly! (Kararu Rinamino)

Gnomelette Vow #82: It doesn't matter if the glass is half-empty or half-full! Just drink it and get on with your life! (Mmmm... Rat poison...) (Kararu Rinamino)

Gnomelette Vow #102: If the shoe fits, wear it. If it doesn't, buy some new shoes! (But what if the shoe store doesn't sell my size?)(Kararu Rinamino)

Gnomelette Vow #183: Before you mock a man, walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you mock him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes! (Hey mister! You're shoes stink!) (Kararu Rinamino)

Gnomelette Vow #184: Before you mock a man, walk a mile in his shoes. Then walk back and tell him that his shoes are too small! (How can the man's shoe be smaller than a Gnomelette's foot? O.o) (based on in the Vow by Kararu Rinamino, me have no orginality)

Gnomelette Vow #265: Say the word loser after every paragraph you say! (I wonder why people accuse us of having a limited vocabualary...)

Gnomelette Vow #294: If life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it. (Kararu Rinamino)

Gnomelette Vow #328: If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find a person who's life gave them vodka and throw a party! (Kararu Rinamino)

Gnomelette Vow #369: Ignorance is bliss, but being stupid is better! (sa72891)

Gnomelette Vow #436: ONE TRUTH PREVAILS!...But nobody listens to midgets/kids... (Kararu Rinamino)

Gnomelette Vow #456: Never make a score on a test over a 50...otherwise, when you talk to Gnomelette, they'll say 'geek' after every sentence. (That's how I joined the 'Geek Squad'...) (Kararu Rinamino)

Gnomelette Vow #583: Gnomelettes don't knock on Death's door. We ring the doorbell and run... he hates that! (Kararu Rinamino)

Gnomelette Vow #639: For us Gnomelettes, flying is simple. We just throw ourselves at the ground and miss. (Kararu Rinamino)

Gnomelette Vow #675: If the food sucks, say so. If it's really good...say that it sucks anyway! (Kararu Rinamino)

Gnomelette Vow #676: Birds of a feather, smell the same. (Confused? Read the next Vow.)

Gnomelette Vow # 677: A rose by any other name, flocks together. (From the show called 'I Love Lucy'. That show rocks! xD)

Gnomelette Vow #714: If at first you don't succeed, then sky-diving truly isn't for you! (Kararu Rinamino)

Gnomelette Vow #744: If at first you don't succeed, get someone else to do it because it's just too hard! (Shadowlover101)

Gnomelette Vow #756: We Gnomelettes don't drink and drive... If we hit a bump, we might spill our drink! (And it looks like we wet our pants!) (Kararu Rinamino)

Gnomelette Vow #777: Congratulations! You just won at the slots! (Get it? 777, slots? Nevermind...)

Gnomelette Vow #829: The man/Gnomelette to laugh last, thinks the slowest! (Kararu Rinamino)

Gnomelette Vow #831: You know that your a Gnomelette when you are lying in bed, looking at the stars, then you think, "...Where's my roof?" (It went to Starbucks for coffee.) (Kararu Rinamino)

Gnomelette Vow #892: We Gnomelette's can mulitask. We can talk and annoy you at the same time! (We can also breath when we talk! n.n We are so talented!) (Kararu Rinamino)

Gnomelette Vow #912: If the gift that someone gives you sucks, rip it up and throw it in the trash right after they leave. (Kararu Rinamino)

Gnomelette Vow #967: You know that your a Gnomelette when you trip and yell, "HELP! I've fallen, and-Hey, nice carpet!" (It even smells like lavender!) (Kararu Rinamino)

Gnomelette vow #999: You know your a Gnomelette when you have to go through the spin cycle to play "WarioWare: Twisted"!(GenisSageAceAttourney)

Gnomelette Vow #4069: Never brush you're teeth with a sponge! (So that's how my sponge got from pink to toothpaste green!)

Gnomelette Vow #47 890: Eat everything you can while you're still thin! (It's too late when you're fat. You always have to go on a diet...)

Gnomelette Vow #797 979: When you go to fancy parties, always talk like Yoda! (Got even a light saber, I have! (cut's random Gnomelette's head off) Whoops...)

Gnomelette vow #2 000 001: If at first you don't succeed, try try then give up. (moontear123)

Gnomelette Vow #2 097 890: Always use the girls washroom, even if you're a guy! (It's cleaner.)

Gnomelette Vow #3 123 678: Never light fire to your own house... Do it to other houses! (moontear123)

Gnomelette Vow #1 000 000 000: Never eat a toilet plunger! (O.o Who tried that?)

Cherry-sama: That's it for my update! If there are any spelling errors, I can't spell. Most of you should know that by now.

Person: If you don't know how to spell then why do you write fanfics?

Cherry-sama: There is no spell check for editing my profile.

Person: ...Okay then... So... You're--

Cherry-sama: n.n (pokes Person)

Person: AHHH! IT TICKLES!

Cherry-sama: Thank you!

Person: That wasn't a compliment... Weirdo...

Cherry-sama: ...

Person: ...?

Cherry-sama: T.T You make me feel sad inside...

(Fear me. I'm random. And if you don't like it, then what the hey are you doing on this profile?)