Welcome to the Taigers den.

Pen Name: Blu Taiger

Favorite Color: Blue

Favorite Animals: Modern; Tiger (Now you know where my Pen Name comes from) Mythical; Griffin, Prehistoric; Stegosaurus

Where else on the web: If you like visual art, you can check me out at Elfwood.com. Or, if you'd like to see some illustrations of my stories (and other random fandom), check out my Fan Art page. I can also be found on YouTube.

Regarding Disclaimers: I figure since this is a Fan Fiction site, people should already know that I didn't create the characters for which I'm creating stories. Therefore, you will only see one disclaimer at the beginning of each fic with additional disclaimers as needed.

Regarding Profanity: You will not find a single piece of profanity in any of my fics. Then again, I am only human and prone to mistakes, so I might include swearing out of ignorance. Just know it was not my intention. I would also ask that you not use profanity when reviewing my stories, if you please.

Regarding Slash: I do not support homosexuality. Rather, I condemn it with every fiber of my being.

Favorite Songs:

"Keys to the Kingdom"-Group 1 Crew

"Fireflies"-Owl City

"Just the Girl"-The Click Five

"Beat of my Heart"-Hilary Duff

"Move Along"-The All-American Rejects

"Nobody's Home"-Avril Lavigne

"Savin' Me"-Nickleback

"Whenever, Wherever"-Shakira

"Another Day in Paradise"-Phil Collins

"Oronico Flow"-Enya

"Eye of the Tiger"-Survivor

"Geek in the Pink"-Jason Mraz

"Umbrella"-Rihanna

"Blue"-Eiffel 65

"Listen to Your Heart"-DHT

"Heaven"-LIVE

"Around the World"-ATC

"Breaking the Habit"-Linkin Park

"Every Time we Touch"-Cascada

"Amish Paradise"-Weird Al Yankovic

"Say it Right"-Nelly Furtado

"Africa"-Toto

"Eyes Like Twins"-Wilson Phillips

"Turn Loose the Mermaids"-Nightwish

"The Hamster Dance"

Favorite Quotes:

"Here, the sensitive strains of the impressionistic music combined with the subtle artistry of the animator will finally answer that age-old question; 'What is man's relationship with nature?'-- Oh, sorry. That age-old question; 'What would happen if you gave a yo-yo to a flock of flamingos?!'... Who wrote this?" -- James Earl Jones from Fantasia 2000

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"Unless you die, you will continue to get older."--Dave Barry

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"I reject your reality, and substitute my own."--Adam Savage from Mythbusters

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Duct tape is like the Force: it has a light side and a dark side and it binds the universe together."--Adam Savage from Mythbusters

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"Some people are like slinkeys: They serve no useful purpose, but they put a smile on your face when you push them down the stairs."--Unknown

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"There is a saying: 'Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.'"--Grand Master Oogway from Kung Fu Panda

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Angel: "Welcome to Heaven. Here is your harp."

Devil: "Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion." -- The Far Side

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"Gravity-Shmavity! My people practically invented black holes." -- the Doctor from Doctor Who, "The Satan Pit"

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Dumbledore: "I'd like to introduce our new teacher for Defense Against the Dark Ats, Professor Gandalf."

Gandalf: "YOU... SHALL NOT... PASS!!!"

Dumbledore: "... Well that's a bit harsh, classes haven't even started yet." from How Harry Potter Should Have Ended

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Hobbes: "You should be more alert! You wouldn't last two seconds in the jungle."

Calvin: "That's why I live HERE, you dolt" from Calvin and Hobbes

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"You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?" (Ralph takes his glasses and breaks them over his face.) "You hit a guy with glasses... Well played." -- King Candy from Wreck-It Ralph

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"Have you ever noticed that the things you have to do are boring and stupid - but the things you want to do are fun - manly because they're boring and stupid?"--Jeremy Duncan from Zits

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"I ask for so little... and boy, do I get it."-- Dilbert from Dilbert

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"Listen, don't try to play dumb with ME, I'm the KING of d- wait... that's not gonna come out right..." -- Bucky Katt from Get Fuzzy

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"How much deeper would the ocean be - without sponges?... Meditate on this." -- Male Pandaren joke from World of Warcraft

Favorite Chuck Norris Lines

What do you call and entire civilization that defies Chuck Norris? Atlantis.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris pities Mr. T.

Michael Phelps won eight gold medals because Chuck Norris told him to, or else!

Rainbows are what happens when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Richard Simmons.

Chuck Norris occasionally calls up the Power Rangers, just to say 'Hi'.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Newborn babies cry because they've just entered a world with Chuck Norris in it.

The worst day in a child's life isn't when she discovers that Santa Claus isn't real; it's when she discovers that Chuck Norris is.

The real reason Adolf Hitler committed suicide is because he found out Chuck Norris was Jewish.

A priest, a nun and a rabbi walk into a bar; then Chuck Norris kills them all because he knows the joke won't be funny.

Favorite Characters

Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes

Clover Ernest from Leven Thumps

Sokka from Avatar: the Last Airbender

Ty Lee from Avatar: the Last Airbender

Iroh from Avatar: the Last Airbender

Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter

Shawn Spencer from Psych

Parker from Leverage

And now, Post its

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate gay pairings, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile.

If you think that doing the disclaimer more than once is silly unless there are new characters involved, copy and paste this into your profile.

If u belive that grammer nd speling are imprtent, than copy this nd paest it onto ur profiel

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

It's so hard to find LDS people on here. If you are LDS, copy and paste this to your profile, PM me so that I know who you are, and add your name to this list: Mewtrainer. Blu Taiger

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

Enjoy your reading.