Bonjour.

I'm not really French, but we once had a French exchange student who, surprisingly, was. She taught me common French phrases such as 'you smell like a cat' and 'your face is funny'. The sad thing is, I'm not even joking.

Welcome to my life lol =)

The Name: Cass.

The Age: 18. Finally. Nothing really changes once you hit that age though, except I'm no longer at school and I can go to the pubs.

The Country: I'm quite happy to announce I am an AUSSIE! =) Very proud of it, lol. We rock at cricket and sports, and we also invented the greatest form of football to exist: Australian Football League AFL. Not that I'm knocking soccer - I love soccer, too. I hate rugby though.

The Likes: Harry Potter, judging my my story list lol. I also like being witty haha and a sense of humour, writing (I'm a journalist actually), and music, and poetry, and dancing crazy mad, and drinking with friends. I have an addiction to magazines, and most of money goes on them. I love my laptop, which is currently getting fixed after it decided to blow up on me not that I blame it; it was a manufacturing issue. Fiona Apple is mad. So is Gyroscope's Sexxxy, which it what I'm currently listening to. I've just got into Death Cab for Cutie, which has made some people roll their eyes exasperately at me lol. I love dance music, angsty music, rock, pop, anything. Except death metal, but I guess that can go in the 'hates' list lol.

The Hates: Death metal lol. Let's just say there's only so much one can take of it from a tryhard on a bus up a mountain at 6am. I also hate fake people. I hate liars, although incidentally I lie quite often. I hate not having control. I hate losing (I'm competitive). I hate being left out. I hate when people complain about the new Harry Potter movie lol, because I actually liked it =) I hate people who don't like Friends or Scrubs, because they're my favourite shows (my favourite movies are LOVE ACTUALLY, Zoolander and Juno).

The Books: I love Chuck Palahniuk and Marya Hornbacher. Marya's memoir was the first I'd ever read that I enjoyed. Chuck is crazy mad. I recommend both. Marya is my idol.

The Idol: I think we just covered that lol. I also love Santa, and many other people.

I ramble frequently. My friends are used to it. You might want to get used to it as well lol.

If you like my stories, or have advice for me, please send it on. I'd love to hear it all.

Cheers, and peace.

Cass