I am a reader, not a writer. At least until now. I enjoy reading quotes, so I thought I'd share some of my favorites. They're from shows, movies, real life...ENJOY! (PS: Sorry, but some are just not as much fun translated...)

AMBERMiss Stoeger. My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doingany activity where balls fly at my nose. DIONNEWell, there goes your social life.

LORELAI: Angel. You've got wings, baby.

LUKE: Red meat can kill you. Enjoy.

LORELAI: I had the fuzzy clock and it didn't purr on time.
LUKE: It didn't purr?
LORELAI: It's fuzzy. It purrs.

CHERAs if!

Giles: They swear there was a memo…

Lorelai: Please Luke, please please please.
Luke: How many cups have you had this morning?
Lorelai: None.
Luke: Plus--
Lorelai: Five. But yours is better.

DIONNECher's got attitude about high school boys.
CHERIt's a personal choice every woman has got to make for
herself.

RICHARD: He always was a smart one, that boy. (to Rory:) You must take after him.

MICHEL: People are particularly stupid today. I can't talk to any more of them.

Emily: You brought us used dessert?

Rory: You jump, I jump, Jack

CHERHey! You know about this stuff. I want to do something good for humanity.
JOSHHow about sterilization?

Rory: Do something to make me hate you!
Lorali: Um...go Hitler?

You will meet an annoying woman today.
Give her coffee and she'll go away.

Yvette: Parce que...Scheisse!

TRISTIN: Hello, Mary.

Sarah during Lord of the Rings II about Aragon: Now this would be the perfect moment for a shower sequence...

LORELAI: You don't care at all do you?
MICHEL: To me you are the teacher in the Charlie Brown cartoon.

MISS PATTY: Oh, hi Taylor, how are you?
TAYLOR: You mean not counting the knife sticking in my back?
MISS PATTY: Oh, sure honey, whatever.

CUSTOMER: Okay, young lady, two scrambled eggs on toast.
LORELAI: Adam and Eve on a raft and wreck ‘em! That’s real live diner talk, see?
LORELAI: I have a suggestion. How about a hamburger with some strawberry ice cream with chocolate sauce for dessert?
KIRK: Sounds good.
LORELAI: Yo, burn one, then pass me a pink stick and throw some mud on it! God, I love this business.

RORY: So, do you like cake?
DEAN: What?
RORY: They make really good cakes here. They're very...round.
DEAN: Okay, I'll remember that.
RORY: Good. Make a note. You wouldn't want to forget where the round cakes are.

EMILY: Lorelai! Is she always this scattered?
SOOKIE: She’s the stablest person I know.