| Sonicmario |
Author has written 11 stories for Calvin & Hobbes, Cartoon X-overs, and One Piece. UPDATE!! FINALLY!! 9/9/09- Wow, it's been a while. Well, expect a ton of new things to be updated to my FF.Net profile, but also expect some things to be taken away. Until then! Name: Sonicmario, but I prefer Soma. Age: 16 Gender: Male Places to find me: Here, obviously. XD http://sonicmario.deviantart.com/ http://www.youtube.com/user/Sonario51 (Until I can fix up my OC's profiles, they wont be posted here for a bit. Same goes for story ideas, favorites, etc. Sorry, ya'll! ;) If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. (Highlight) I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS. Have you ever heard of the Fanfiction nazis? They are people who post comments for your stories and randomly insult your story/stories and everything you represent and are slowly trying to take over fanfiction. If you have been/know someone who has been flamed by one of these fanfiction nazis and want them to all go to hell and ban them from fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list in a rebellion against Octavarius: Sonicmario If you think that Flame Rising needs to get a life and quit bitchin about other people's works, put this in your profile. A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. Post this on your profile if you hate racism. OOOHHH BURRNN!! | |||||||||
1. Cartoon Treasure Island » reviewsA parody of a parody of a book, known as Muppet treasure Island. And just to let you know, I have NoLimit5's permission to use his character.Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,976 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-28-08 - Published: 8-3-082. Sonic Adventure: Team Redhog reviewsMy first original fanfic! Join Sonicmario and the gang on thier insane, fun, and awesome adventures in the city of Toontopia! Please R&R!Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-10-083. Rukilan » reviewsA parody of Mulan, and a special tribute to No Limit 5! Enjoy!Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,126 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-13-08 - Published: 1-8-084. Nerves reviewsOneshot. Nami realizes that trying to have an intelligent conversation with Luffy while in the tub is a stupid idea. LuNa. Please R&R!One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-4-08 - Luffy & Nami - Complete5. The Reindeer of Cotre Dame reviewsA parody of the Hunchback. Tony Tony Chopper was a freak who lived alone in a bell tower. Can he find a way to fit in? Enjoy, and please R&R!Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-30-076. Luffaddin » reviewsMonkey D. Luffy was just a poor street rat, But his life was changed forever when he found a magical lamp containing four genies that would make his dreams come true! COMPLETE!Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,268 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 11-14-07 - Published: 6-6-077. The Ultimate Spaghetti reviewsRandom story for no stinkin' reason. Flamers, knock yourself out.Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-17-07 - Published: 10-16-07 - Complete8. A Luffy Movie » reviewsA parody of A Goofy Movie! Mac just wanted to go to the end of the year party with his crush, but his adoptive older brother, Monkey D. Luffy, has other plans! please R&R!Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,973 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 4-7-079. Calvaddin » reviewsThe Calvin and Hobbes version of Walt Dysney's Aladdin!This will also include many other comic strip characters, including Garfield,the peanuts gang,and more! FINISHED! COMPLETE!note to readers: This was made BEFORE Macules so no bad comments on the S&G!Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,921 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 3-11-07 - Published: 4-4-0610. Macules » reviewsMy parody of Hercules! Mac was an immortal ready to take his place as a god. But the evil Bowser has his own ideas. Will Mac become a hero? or will he fall? please R&R!Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,047 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-5-07 - Published: 1-24-0711. Calvin and Hobbes in Hyrule » reviewsCalvin remakes a nintendo gamecube so it takes you inside a game,and he and Hobbes are whisked away to the land of Hyrule. chapter 3 up. CURRENTLY ON HOLD.Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-30-06 - Published: 2-12-06