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Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, House, M.D., and Loveless. "This is my voice. There are many like it, but this one is mine." -- Shane Koyczan My name is Christin. BEWARE OF ACTA! "Informational" Video on the subject. I think that I'll tell you a little more about myself. I'm female, and proud of it. Kingdom Hearts is the best thing ever! I hearts it so much! 72 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. 27.9 percent would be laughing their ass off. I would be the .1 percent punching the insensitive laughing jerks in the face. Currently Reading: Black, by Ted Dekker. Plus random KH, HP, and Naruto Fanfictions. :D I extremly dislike the following: the term Sas-GAY (immature), character bashing, incest in fics, Irrational pairings, godmoding, over use of japanese terms in fics, irrational OOC-ness, Lemons that have no real reason to be there, closeminded people, living your fantastes through OCs, the phrase "talking shit", people who give up on life, people who judge a person's character by their interests, the theory that TV/music/video games inspire killings, shootings, etc., bullies, stupid flamers, 80million Copy n' Paste things on a profile, forwarded messages, people who think they are unique only because they wear something different from the norm, violence and killing, people thinking they're are better than others, snobs, and the enigma of the "rape turns into love" story line. But despite the long list, I'm a really open person. I like everyone. :D Molestation in Slash fics. It is not sexy. It is not funny. It is not right. If someone says "stop" that's what should happen. Unless you know what it does to someone, leave it alone. Have a very nice day. Love, P.S. It seems I talk too much. :P Quote Of The Moment “She was like, 'without the keyblade, you're useless,' and I was like, 'well, you're a bitch'." --My friend talking about Larxene in KH:358/2 Days. (Quote will change at random. :D) I was born on the day of Larxene + Vexen In the month of Zexion In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Naminé And I'm Roxas + Zexion year's old. You could also say that I'm Luxord + Demyx years old. Or Axel + Marluxia years old. My favorite number is Xaldin. But my lucky number is Zexion. If you get it, put your own on your profile I love YOU. That's about it. Nothing more needs to be said. Just keep that in your mind when you feel like no one else does. Okay? Look me up on YouTube! JohnnyXFay I make AMVs. Look me up on Myspace! Turdlock I've been on there since o5'. Look me up on LiveJournal! Tadpoie It's randomly friends only. :D Look me up on Twitter! Tadpoie Why did I make this? I don't know, but it's kinda fun. XD Look me up on DeviantArt! BrokenLoveStory I take pictures. (and one peom.) Stories: "I'm not gonna say anything inspirational; I'm just gonna fucking swear a lot." --Billie Joe Armstrong Oneshots/Completed His Name is Unimportant: Oneshot. Naruto. Written when I was bored and alone at home. Minato (though nameless) makes an appearance. You're Annoying: Oneshot. Naruto. I love it, even though it's first person which I don't ever do in FanFiction anymore. Slight SasuSaku. Onesided mostly. Never Too Young: Oneshot. Naruto. I must say I L O V E this. But that might be because Minato is in it. :D It's got a little bit of Present tense and first person, which is weird for me. Assasination in the Moonlight: Oneshot. Naruto. I seriously don't know where this came from, other than Sin City. XD I like it. Okay: Oneshot. House MD. House, how I love thee! It's short and it could be canon if you wanted it to. :D Gotta love Wilson. Payment: Oneshot. Naruto. Naruto and Sasuke have ramen and a conversation about money. That's about it. In A Name: Oneshot. Loveless. I love Loveless. I always wondered where, if he has it, would Ritsuka's "name" be. I figured somewhere where he couldn't see it that well. This is what came from that. Bitter and Sweet: Oneshot. Kingdom Hearts. Well, this is a yuri lemon. :D I like it, though I was (and still am) nervous about putting it up. KairiXSelphie is my favorite yuri pairing, and there's hardly any around here in the KH fandom. So, I decided to write one. Woo for me. :D In-Progress Runs in the Family: Multichaptered. Kingdom Hearts. Cloud, Demyx, Sora, and Roxas are all brothers, and all in love or like with men. I kept seeing fanfictions with them all related and they were all gay. Despite how much I loved it I wanted to poke fun at it. :D I don't know how many chapters this'll be, and they're pretty much all worthy of being stand alones kinda. The updates will be bipolar, since I only write this when I have an idea. This is my first stab at Humor. Woot for me. Pairings listed in its summmary, and others pop up from time to time. :D Yep. Don't ask me why Cleon is the main pairing, I love it, but I usually put others before it. XD Just a Blink: Multichaptered. Kingdom Hearts. This is a bunch of short drabbles about little moments in the lives of Kingdom Hearts characters. :D Anything from Sora to King Mickey to Daisy to Leon to whoever. They're pretty much all in there at some point. Some might be emotional, while some might be funny or just weird. It all takes place in "canon" or what I view to be canon. ;) There's more info, like "pairings" and such, in the first chapter. Updates will be extremely random. I can feel it in my bones. 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1. Bitter and Sweet reviewsIt was all bittersweet for Kairi. Well, some things. //KairiXSelphie.// Yuri Smut //Be Warned! Not for children.//Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-9-09 - Kairi & Selphie T. - Complete2. Runs in the Family » reviews/It was just a normal day for the Strife house./ A series of oneshots telling the tale of Cleon. //Rated for Language// Cleon, AkuRoku, RiSo, and Zemyx. Enjoy.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,232 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 10-27-09 - Published: 8-31-08 - Cloud S. & Leon/Squall L.3. Just a Blink » reviews//Don't Blink, you might miss it.// Very short glimpses into the lives of the characters of Kingdom Hearts. // Rated for Language and Adult themes. Updates at Random. //Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-16-09 - Published: 9-4-094. In a Name reviewsRitsuka finds his name, Soubi goes to the bathroom, and Kio paints a picture. Rated for language.Loveless - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-18-09 - Ritsuka A. & Soubi A. - Complete5. Payment reviewsNaruto and Sasuke have ramen. Rated for language.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-16-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete6. Okay reviewsThey were okay. House didn’t like change, and Wilson was okay with that. Really. House/Wilson slash drabbleHouse, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-4-08 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete7. Assassination in the Moonlight reviewsThey could have done a lot of things, really, but it wouldn’t have done them justice. [Not like my other oneshots.] [Character Death] [Read on!]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-21-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete8. Never Too Young reviewsYou are too young to ever remember me. [Another Yondy and Naruto oneshot. For Naruto's birthday.] [spoilers. You can guess which one]Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-10-07 - Naruto U. & Minato N. - Complete9. You're Annoying reviewsIt had turned into something that was no longer insulting just nostalgic. [oneshot] [SasukeXSakura... couldn't help myself] [Read on! XD]Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-10-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete10. His Name is Unimportant reviews“My name is unimportant. Goodbye Naruto. I do not know if we will meet again.” [oneshot] [about Yondy and Naruto] [wrote it in about 15 minutes. Hopefully you'll like it!]Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-10-07 - Naruto U. & Minato N. - Complete