"This is my voice. There are many like it, but this one is mine." -- Shane Koyczan

My name is Christin.
I'm Cool. I'm 19.
I'm one of a kind.
I'm a normal teen.
I love to write, read, and sleep.
I don't flame. Period. Please return the favor.
I'm really predictable up to a certain point and then I just confuse people.

BEWARE OF ACTA! "Informational" Video on the subject.

I think that I'll tell you a little more about myself.

I'm female, and proud of it.
I like some anime (including Naruto, DN Angel, Peacemaker, Vandread, Hellsing/OVA, and Full Metal Alchemist)
I love Naruto manga, and have an obession with Minato Namikaze.
I am a Fictionpress lover! I'm Turdlock (for -bad- stories) and andhearts (for poems) there.
I love the TV shows; Dexter, Family Guy, Futurama, Avatar: the Last Air Bender, Fairly Odd Parents, Danny Phantom, Robot Chicken, Law & Order: SVU, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, House MD, and many more.
I love many movies. (including Boondocks Saints, Underworld/evolution, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, August Rush, Transformers, Queen of the Damned, Eagle Eye, Eurotrip, The Cell, The Covenant, and Beauty and the Beast)
I love vampires.
I love the authors: V. C. Andrews (my idol), Stephenie Meyer, Laurell K. Hamilton (before she took a turn for porn a.k.a. before Cerulean Sins), Jennifer Armintrout, J. K. Rowling, and Christopher Moore (he's amazing).
I love almost all music. Throw any song at me, I dare ya. I'll almost always like it, if I give it a chance.
I like going 70 down the highway singing at the top of my lungs.
I like to sing, whether it be in achoir, at a karaoke place, or even my shower.
Marlboro Milds = Love. Don't smoke, it's bad for you. -cough/hack-
My life would be a lot worse than it is now without spellcheck.

Kingdom Hearts is the best thing ever! I hearts it so much!

72 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. 27.9 percent would be laughing their ass off. I would be the .1 percent punching the insensitive laughing jerks in the face.

Currently Reading: Black, by Ted Dekker. Plus random KH, HP, and Naruto Fanfictions. :D

I extremly dislike the following: the term Sas-GAY (immature), character bashing, incest in fics, Irrational pairings, godmoding, over use of japanese terms in fics, irrational OOC-ness, Lemons that have no real reason to be there, closeminded people, living your fantastes through OCs, the phrase "talking shit", people who give up on life, people who judge a person's character by their interests, the theory that TV/music/video games inspire killings, shootings, etc., bullies, stupid flamers, 80million Copy n' Paste things on a profile, forwarded messages, people who think they are unique only because they wear something different from the norm, violence and killing, people thinking they're are better than others, snobs, and the enigma of the "rape turns into love" story line.

But despite the long list, I'm a really open person. I like everyone. :D

Molestation in Slash fics. It is not sexy. It is not funny. It is not right. If someone says "stop" that's what should happen. Unless you know what it does to someone, leave it alone.

Have a very nice day.

Love,
andhearts

P.S. It seems I talk too much. :P

Quote Of The Moment

“She was like, 'without the keyblade, you're useless,' and I was like, 'well, you're a bitch'." --My friend talking about Larxene in KH:358/2 Days.

(Quote will change at random. :D)

I was born on the day of Larxene + Vexen

In the month of Zexion

In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Naminé

And I'm Roxas + Zexion year's old. You could also say that I'm Luxord + Demyx years old. Or Axel + Marluxia years old.

My favorite number is Xaldin.

But my lucky number is Zexion.

If you get it, put your own on your profile

I love YOU. That's about it. Nothing more needs to be said. Just keep that in your mind when you feel like no one else does. Okay?

Look me up on YouTube! JohnnyXFay I make AMVs.

Look me up on Myspace! Turdlock I've been on there since o5'.

Look me up on LiveJournal! Tadpoie It's randomly friends only. :D

Look me up on Twitter! Tadpoie Why did I make this? I don't know, but it's kinda fun. XD

Look me up on DeviantArt! BrokenLoveStory I take pictures. (and one peom.)

Stories:

"I'm not gonna say anything inspirational; I'm just gonna fucking swear a lot." --Billie Joe Armstrong

Oneshots/Completed

His Name is Unimportant: Oneshot. Naruto. Written when I was bored and alone at home. Minato (though nameless) makes an appearance.

You're Annoying: Oneshot. Naruto. I love it, even though it's first person which I don't ever do in FanFiction anymore. Slight SasuSaku. Onesided mostly.

Never Too Young: Oneshot. Naruto. I must say I L O V E this. But that might be because Minato is in it. :D It's got a little bit of Present tense and first person, which is weird for me.

Assasination in the Moonlight: Oneshot. Naruto. I seriously don't know where this came from, other than Sin City. XD I like it.

Okay: Oneshot. House MD. House, how I love thee! It's short and it could be canon if you wanted it to. :D Gotta love Wilson.

Payment: Oneshot. Naruto. Naruto and Sasuke have ramen and a conversation about money. That's about it.

In A Name: Oneshot. Loveless. I love Loveless. I always wondered where, if he has it, would Ritsuka's "name" be. I figured somewhere where he couldn't see it that well. This is what came from that.

Bitter and Sweet: Oneshot. Kingdom Hearts. Well, this is a yuri lemon. :D I like it, though I was (and still am) nervous about putting it up. KairiXSelphie is my favorite yuri pairing, and there's hardly any around here in the KH fandom. So, I decided to write one. Woo for me. :D

In-Progress

Runs in the Family: Multichaptered. Kingdom Hearts. Cloud, Demyx, Sora, and Roxas are all brothers, and all in love or like with men. I kept seeing fanfictions with them all related and they were all gay. Despite how much I loved it I wanted to poke fun at it. :D I don't know how many chapters this'll be, and they're pretty much all worthy of being stand alones kinda. The updates will be bipolar, since I only write this when I have an idea. This is my first stab at Humor. Woot for me. Pairings listed in its summmary, and others pop up from time to time. :D Yep. Don't ask me why Cleon is the main pairing, I love it, but I usually put others before it. XD

Just a Blink: Multichaptered. Kingdom Hearts. This is a bunch of short drabbles about little moments in the lives of Kingdom Hearts characters. :D Anything from Sora to King Mickey to Daisy to Leon to whoever. They're pretty much all in there at some point. Some might be emotional, while some might be funny or just weird. It all takes place in "canon" or what I view to be canon. ;) There's more info, like "pairings" and such, in the first chapter. Updates will be extremely random. I can feel it in my bones. Language and adult themes ahoy!