About me

Bonjour!

My name is Kikto-chan, I'm 17 and a senoir at a school for kids who have magical abilities. I love to read, and tend to not do my homework for reading a novel or a story on the site. I also love art, Claude Monet is my favorite artist though. If you haven't ever seen his works, you must! Or my rabid pet animals will haunt you in your dreams. :). When I get older I wish to be a Forensic pathologist, who are concerned with determining the cause of death by examination of a cadaver, and preform autopsies.

Answering Machine at a Mental Hospital

“Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline……

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on theline.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother’s maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.”

If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lay down & cry. You won’t be crazy forever.

If you are blonde don’t press any buttons, you’ll just mess it up.”

Ninety-five percent : If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

What eles to say?

If you ever want to say something to me my e-mail address is crazypicciloplayer014@yahoo.com.