'Allo, I decided a needed a hole on the internet to rant about crap nobody would see, so here is the answer. :B Well, kind of. I dunno. What do YOU think this is?

Why do people always put things like their GENDER and AGE and height? Birthday? Zodiac sign?! on their PROFILE? ...um, what? I don't know about the general concensus of the world and maybe I'm just a piece of nuclear fallout, but I don't really CARE if you're a Saggitaurus Gopher, or if you're only as tall as your mother's thumb. If you were born on February 29th of a leap year with a SOLAR ECLIPSE OVER YOU - good for you. >:I Gender and age are actually alright, when I think about it... but all the other stuff. "I have chocolate brown hair and mahogany eyes and sometimes I dye my hair crazy colors. I wear shiny rings. My left big toe is bigger than my right big toe." Isn't this what a stalker would want to know?!

Oh, and by the way, if, by any slim chance, this little stream of information on the internet reaches and somehow amuses you, then by god, my goal in life is complete.

(I'm kidding, God.)

(By the way, I'm agnostic.)

(It may seem a bit hypocritical that I said that...)

(...but it seemed to apply.)

(I have no problem with Christian people.)

(I have problems with Christian people who try to convert me during a math class.)

So I guess that's wrapped up. I'm not going to tell you if I am a chauvinistic male or a man-hating female (though you could probably easily guess), nor will I tell you whether I'm secretly 79 and am using my grandchild's laptop because damnit, those whippersnappers have it all these days!! I will leave you with the information that I am a normal human being residing on Earth. Yes. e_e

What you DID come here for, if anything, really, is probably because I reviewed you or something and you thought, "Hmmm, I wanna see if this person is a stupid fanatical fangirl, a stalker, a creeper or a lurker." If that's what you thought, congratulations! You're 25 correct. Have a gold star. (I'm a lurker. I almost never ever ever ever review. I'm sorry, world, I really am. I just never have anything good to say. Just "That was nice. :3")

(Oh, and I never put up any stories.)

(Maybe one day that will change.)

(But I really doubt it.)

Now I will delve into random ramblings... it will be comprised of random opinions, likes, EXTREME dislikes, and maybe a few potatoes. I like those. :B

(In a way it's a bit hypocritical, seeing as I was ranting up there about how I didn't like people putting up things that seemed useless, but then again, it's slightly different because that stuff is about their personal information and whenever I see someone do that, I'm so paranoid even for them I can't help but start spazzing and shrieking, "WHERE WAS THEIR MOTHER TELLING THEM NOT TO GIVE STRANGERS THEIR NAME AND CANDY AND PASSPORT?!")

(Accepting this...)

What shall I plague your mind with first? It would be most relevant to fill you up with the fanfiction of anime/manga/shows/books/movies/comics I will most likely read, or what I just plain like that falls into those categories.

To be honest, these days I mainly read/watch/whatever anime and manga. Luckily for you (maybe), I'm not that fanatic of a fangirl of anything... anymore... e_e I'm actually quite moderate. A lot of the times.

Backtracking to the topic...

Fullmetal Alchemist will always hold a special place in my heart. Really. ee First manga I read. Best. Manga. Ever. (In my opinion.) Too bad...

Worst. Anime. Ever. (In my opinion.)

Well, actually the anime wasn't that bad, I just didn't like how it COMPLETELY BUTCHERED the plotline of the manga. e_e But I guess they couldn't just WAIT for new chapters, seeing as they only come out... once... a month... ;_; I'm glad they're making a second one. :3 (Though it kinda annoyed me how that one started with a filler. D:)

My favorite characters from FMA are Edward, because the shortie is just too awesome, Winry, because who has not ever wanted to chuck a wrench (or something equally hard, even more so!) at someone? Al is wonderfully cute, and Ling and Ran Fan are just too. Awesome. For. Words. (Though, because of kinda weird translations I read, I'm not sure if it's Ran Fan or Lan Fan. I prefer the former, though. :B) And Greed? Totally cool. Ling!Greed? Epic enough to replace Beowulf.

...well, maybe not concerning history, but... :'D

Alright. I think that's enough. If you still REALLY want to know, the pairings I like are Edwin, because it's just sickeningly cute and yet just clicks at the same time, Royai, because though I don't know how the name of the pairing came to be, the pairing itself is just amazing with how much they can trust each other, and... ummm... oh, yeah, Ling and Ran Fan. I should read more of that. D: I love Ran Fan. So. Much.

I hope she's in the new anime. Seriously. Or I will punch a baby.

...spider.

(You may have noticed that practically everything I've typed is a list. If so, then good for you. (I am patting your head. I have stopped.) I do not like lists. Yes, they're convenient, but they're just not interesting. WHY is Royai your OTP? WHY is Kagome at the top of your most hated list? WHY is cheese covered in ketchup one of your favorite things?)

I also really like Naruto. My sister introduced it to me, and... :3 It's just been amazing. Though... the more recent chapters have been a bit disappointing. :/ (Where is Kishimoto trying to go with this...?! There's someone standing behind everyone! e_e When will there not be another Madara/Pein/Akatsuki?! Can't they have ONE (important) instance where they win (obviously) and just celebrate? Not "OMG that guy was really a good guy and was being controlled by let's say a gay guy with purple hair named RICHARD!" There are many things to rant about for Naruto...)

So I like Sai. Really. A lot. I don't know since when, but at one point I just realized - he was ass-kickin' awesome. Maybe it's just 'cuz I like to consider myself an artist, too (I'm not going to boast about how "TOTALLY AWESUM sic AND 1337" I am at drawing and give you my DeviantART username, no way! >:I), but, enh! His jutsus are just so cool. I also think he's one of the characters who have developed the most recently, but then again, that's probably because of how stoic he was at the beginning. xD;;; (Can't be that emotionless for all of Naruto can you?)

Also, I'm sorry, but Sakura irks me. To. No. End. >:I Sometimes I'm not too sure why, but other times it's just painfully obvious... like how she was so whiny and useless in the first part. It was like, all she cared about was Sasuke. D:l Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's somewhat the point... but... grah, she just annoys me. I'm sorry, really. Well, not really. Grrr.

Concerning pairings... my god, there are so many pairings in the Naruto fandom. e_e Again, luckily for you, I don't particularly like THAT many, so...