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Author has written 18 stories for Final Fantasy VII.

Hey yo.

An uncouth, insane, psychotic teenager from the United States who sincerely wishes that she lived in Midgar. Unlike my pseudonym, who is a guy, I am a female (unlike Reno), does not have flaming red hair (unlike Reno), but tends to be rude and crazy (like Reno. Whoohoo?).

I love:

FFVII:

Reno. I adore him. I love him. I want him. And I WILL get him. Hopefully.
Sephiroth. Twisted, dark, and loves his mother.
Yazoo. A Sephiroth clone in a good way.
Vincent. Aw come on, who hates Vince? He's also an ex-Turk.
Rufus. Filthy rich, hottie. End of discussion.

Dragonlance:

Raistlin. Same reason as Sephiroth, except that Raist is frail.
Dalamar. An elven wizard who is ah... never mind.

Forgotten Realms:

Artemis Entreri. Suffering assassin who is HOT.
Drizzt. Although he annoys me to no end sometimes. Just quit whining and get together with Catti-Brie already, damn it.
Jarlaxle. For his roguish attitude.

Lord of the Rings and Silmarillion:

Legolas! Noble, beautiful, humorous, quiet, agile, smart, he is perfection... (NOT Orlando Bloom.)
Elladan. The son of Lord of Rivendell, graceful, noble, fearless.
Fëanor. Angry genius who is obsessed with a jewel. But hey, what if I was that jewel? He'd love me to no end... (heh heh heh)
Maedhros. Suffering eldest son who lost his right hand, he is now deadly with his left. He also has red hair (like RENO!). Oh, and he's tall.
Glorfindel. Brave elflord who lives in both the Seen and Unseen. I am suspecting that Glorfindel from the Fellowship of the Ring is actually Glorfindel from the First Age; he got killed by a Balrog but came back to life, and thus lives in both the Seen and Unseen.

I HATE:

Runo (Both versions). I just don't like Reno with any male species. I don't think he would either.
Heidegger and Palmer. They're both fat and is unattractive. Oh, and one of them drinks lard in his tea. That's just damn gross.
Loz. A big macho guy who cries too much.
SephirothxCloud. They tried to kill each other, I don't think they were in love.
LegolasxGimli. One word: eww.
Non-elfxnon-elf (LoTR): I used to think they were funny until I read a GimlixAragornxMerryxTreebeardxGandalf fiction.
Mary-sues. This one I'm just jealous. Who wouldn't want to be a perfect exemplary species of a female?
FLAMES. I'm a pyrophobic.

Completed:

MarySueItis - All the hotties of FFVII has come down with a mysterious disease. Can the doctor from Shinra Company solve the veiled mystery?

Redhead Hysteria - Reno just can't handle it anymore, and he goes into a hysteria. But what exactly had set him off? And what will Elena and Rude do? One-shot. My first fic in HYSTERIA series.

Chocobo Hysteria - Second in the HYSTERIA Series. What would happen to Cloud when he sees all the insults to his manhood by being paired up with the male characters from FFVII? One-shot.

Smoker Hysteria - Third in the HYSTERIA Series, by request of Lord Divestre Croft. Cid explodes into fury when he sees himself committing the unthinkable with Vincent. One-shot.

General's Hysteria -Fourth in the HYSTERIA Series, by request of t3h maniac. Sephiroth is having a peaceful morning when his calm is shattered by a disturbing e-mail. One-shot.

Vampiric Hysteria - After a long hiatus, another hysteria series added! This time, it's Vincent... what will happen to him? Will his monsters leave him alone? Will Reno get another home run?

Emotionless - Reno's first mission. One-shot (probably). Pre-Game.

Vincent's Day - It's Valentine's Day, and Vincent is bombarded with requests for presents from Tifa, Yuffie, and Cloud. Randomness. One-Shot.

Deep - Reno and Elena are to steal out topclass biohazard boxes from a top security facility. Inspired by the music video Deep from Nine Inch Nails. Unnecessary Relena. R&R! Oneshot. PostAC.

C'est la Vie - (RenoxOC) Cold. Heartless. Devoted. A Turk rookie gets assigned to be Reno's ward, only to turn out to be his exact opposite. But when their stability gets threatened, Reno realizes what she is to him: a partner, in more ways than one.

The Footsteps of Life - The meteor fiasco is over, but a black stain and an incurable disease plagues the city, creeping into even the Turks' lives. Sequel to C'est La Vie.

Dum Spiro Spero - Post-AC/DC. Advent Children is over, and Reno thinks that his life is going to be a little quieter now, until company politics and human greed storms into his life yet again. Sequel to Footsteps of Life.

Currently working on:

On the Way to a Smile - A spin-off from On the Way to a Smile series published by Square Enix. Sequel to C'est La Vie and prequel to The Footsteps of Life. When Shinra falls and his partner is paralyzed, can Reno truly smile again? Or will he fall into the darkness?

Father, Why Hath Thou Forsaken Me? - Sephiroth does not have a father. He believes he has found him at last, but how will Gast react to that? Pre-Game. (On Hold)

Getting Married - After 32 years of being single, Sephiroth finally decides to get married. The problem is, who shall be the lucky girl? One-shot. Randomness. (On Hold)

Still in the Incubator:

Midgar High School - The characters from FFVII (and AC) are in Midgar High School. Rufus is the Principal's son, Cloud is a football player, Reno's a druggie, and Kadaj is a freshman who is just lost...
Runaway! - During The Two Towers. Legolas has lost his mind! Aragorn has to lead an army, take care of an insane elf, and write to Arwen all at once...
Fated Alliances - Reno's ascent to the Turks. Prequel to C'est la Vie. Pre-game.

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1. Lovers reviews
Reno's past is creating a wall between him and his girlfriend. He does not sense the wrong until she stands him up for a date for no reason. Is it really possible to accept that your lover has had many before you? An omnibus from a completed series.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-8-09 - Reno - Complete

2. On the Way to a Smile » reviews
A spin-off of the On the Way to a Smile series published by Square Enix, telling the story of what happened between C'Est La Vie and The Footsteps of Life. With Shinra fallen, his life shattered, and everyone blaming them, can Reno rise from the darkness?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,920 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-20-09 - Published: 5-10-09 - Reno & Rufus - Complete

3. Vampiric Hysteria reviews
After a long hiatus, another hysteria series added! This time, it's Vincent... what will happen to him? Will his monsters leave him alone? Will Reno get another home run? Read and find out! R/R.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-4-09 - Vincent V. - Complete

4. Dum Spiro Spero » reviews
COMPLETED! Three years after Advent Children, Reno's life seems to be stable at last... but then it gets shattered into pieces, and he must do everything within his power to string it back, or lose everything. Rated T for violence, sexuality, profanity.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,375 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 6-30-08 - Published: 10-9-06 - Reno & Vincent V. - Complete

5. Presidential Hysteria reviews
When a certain corporate president visits a certain website, the legal system along with sexual freedom is thrown out the window. The latest addition to the Hysteria Series. Please R&R!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-25-08 - Rufus - Complete

6. General's Hysteria reviews
In continuation with the Hysteria Series, it is now General Sephiroth's turn to be subjugated to the torture called Yaoi. How would he react? Much violence and sexuality inside... well, some. By the request of t3h maniac. Hope you enjoy!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-5-08 - Sephiroth - Complete

7. Smoker Hysteria reviews
Another one in HYSTERIA series. This time... it's Cid. What would happen when Cid comes across all the Valenwind fics? What would happen to poor Sierra? Please RR! Rated T for Cid's mouth and all the hard action eww going on...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-6-07 - Cid H. & Vincent V. - Complete

8. Chocobo Hysteria reviews
Since Redhead Hysteria was a hit, I decided to another one. How would Cloud Strife react when he sees all the mushy yaoi fictions about him? Rated T for contents. Please RR!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 9-23-07 - Cloud S. & Tifa L. - Complete

9. Redhead Hysteria reviews
Reno has a hystery attack after he visits a certain fanfiction site. Why is that? How will his coworkers react? Complete silliness. Some sexual contents and expletives. Oneshot. R&R!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-3-07 - Reno - Complete

10. The Footsteps of Life » reviews
Final chapter up: Epilogue. After the Meteor hit Midgar, Reno is left to rebuild his life. With the other Turks, it is up to him to climb from the depth once more. Set in AC. RenoOC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,596 - Reviews: 168 - Updated: 10-8-06 - Published: 3-13-06 - Reno - Complete

11. Guide to Writing a Fanfiction: FFVII Version reviews
Ever had random people scream MARY SUE! to your first chapter when you have 30 more chapters already posted? Tired of people pointing out that your character is too perfect? After going through over 10000 fanfictions and searching for the distinctions bet
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-1-06 - Complete

12. Father, Why Hath Thou Forsaken Me? reviews
Sephiroth. Unloved, abused, unable to speak, his only ability is to destroy. Only Professor Gast truly understands his problem... but will Sephiroth be able to overturn the fated life, or will he succumb to the dark nature?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-27-06 - Sephiroth & Jenova

13. Getting Married » reviews
Chapter 4 up: Bon voyage Sephiroth! After 32 years of being single, Sephiroth decides to get married. The question is, who shall it be? Randomness. Please R&R!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 6-18-06 - Published: 12-31-05 - Sephiroth & Jenova

14. Deep reviews
Reno and Elena are to steal out topclass biohazard boxes from a top security facility. Inspired by the music video Deep from Nine Inch Nails. Unnecessary Relena. R&R! Oneshot. PostAC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-13-06 - Reno & Elena - Complete

15. C'Est La Vie » reviews
When a rookie comes into the Turks, Reno is assigned to be the supervisor. Yet, she happens to be more than he was expecting. RenoxOC. Warning: Moderate amount of fluff, seeming MarySue present. But there's a surprise in the end!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,416 - Reviews: 152 - Updated: 3-12-06 - Published: 11-16-05 - Reno & Tseng - Complete

16. Vincent's Day reviews
A belated ficlet about Valentine's Day. It's February 14th in Costa Del Sol, and Cloud wakes up to the happy feeling that it's February 14th. However, one former Turk might have different ideas...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-16-06 - Vincent V. & Cloud S. - Complete

17. Emotionless reviews
Reno's first mission turns out to be only the prelude to his tumultous life. Definitely oneshot. A little gore and violence. Please R&R!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-26-05 - Reno - Complete

18. MarySueItis reviews
All the pretty boys of FFVII has collapsed from a myserious disease. Mayhem ensues in the Hospital Wing. General randomness and some Character OOCness. Rated for language. Implied Runo and RufusxTseng. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-6-05 - Reno & Rufus - Complete

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