HAHA. Disregard everything I've ever promised to write. I'm never going to do anything on this site but read stuff. I'll probably edit my piece of crap story, though that's not going to happen until I stop hating the act of writing. That is going to take a really long time.

"Well thats your opinion and its fine. I mean its wrong but its your opinion."
--Don't have a fucking clue.

"I am as I am. The world is as it is. Whether I am content with that has very little to do with it."
--William Nicholson

Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.
--Kurt Vonnegut

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"
--Clint Eastwood (Dirty Harry)