http://world5.monstersgame.co.uk/?ac=vid&vid=59189199

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About Me

Alright, my name's Delaney and I'm a fifteen year old (okay fine, FOURTEEN, fifteen in July) living in the United States. I LOVE fanfiction, as probably everyone on this site does, and am a huge procrastinator. I always start fics/stories with AMAZING ideas... and then never follow through. shrug I have blond hair, blue eyes, and I'm 5"1, which leads people to underestimate me. In addition, I'm usually happy, and more than a little bit insane. But underneath it all, I'm almost sociopathic when it comes to doing the things I believe need to be done. My random stretches of seriousness are often insightful, and when people try to make light of something I think serious, I'll (figuratively-usually) jump on them.

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What I CAN'T WAIT to do

Skydive. And I'm going to, for my 17th birthday!! YAY!!!

PS: Some might ask if it was necessary for this to be in a category in itself.

PPS: No.

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What I Would Be in Various Fandoms

Harry Potter

If I was a Hogwarts student, I'd be: Gryffindor. I'm brave, reckless, but sometimes coldly calculating, which almost tipped the scales to Slytherin. No pun intended.

Twilight and/or what will be known as 'Any Other Fandom with Vampires and Werewolves

Werewolf. =D

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FAVORITES

Lyrics:

M.I.A (Avenged Sevenfold)

If Everyone Cared (Nickelback)

Movies(in order):

The Three Musketeers

Quotes

"Come D'Artagnon, we're saving the king!"

-Porthos, the Three Musketeers

"Oh, and if a woman calls who says her name is Marsha, it would probably help if you gave her the benefit of the doubt."

-The President, the American President

Fanfic Universe

The Dangerverse

--("Pueri stupidi sunt. Eos lapidate."

Translation: Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them.)

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Alright, these were just too funny to pass up- these are two passages/quotes from a two different chapters in a story by Bobmin on www.fanficauthors.net (specifically www.Bobmin.fanfic.net ) where the Harry Potter characters are put in different kinds of fics. AKA ATTACK OF THE FANFIC AUTHORS (FYI, that is the title).

Gulping nervously, then vomiting profusely, our gallant hero knew he had but moments to live if he didn’t do something and do it fast. He was reluctant to slow his fall because he was now being chased by a flying puddle of barf. Considering his options, he immediately discarded the easy things that would work, like transforming into his Phoenix form or into his Threstral form. He briefly considered transforming into a wooly mammoth, but he decided against that. The flight characteristics of the wooly mammoth were quite poor.

--From the chapter HARRY MEETS ABRAXAN

Harry shrugged. “I often thought you’d be a nice guy if you just got laid, Tom.” “Shut it, Potter,” the Dark Lord replied mildly.

-From the chapter SLASHER HARRY

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Also, I beta, and I can usually e-mail a finished chapter within 1-3 days of receiving an un-edited chapter.

If you would like me to beta anything, e-mail me at OnlyMyEyesCry@yahoo.com

OR DancinGoldelocks@aol.com

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