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artificiallysweet
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since: 11-18-05, id: 932867, Profile edited: 09-05-08
Author has written 18 stories for Cold Case, Navy NCIS, X-Files, and Bones.

Well, hey all!

Just a quick message, and when i say quick, i mean this will end up being a couple hundred words, no doubt.

More about me! Yeah i know you won't wanna read this, but i do believe one great philosopher once said; 'I Don't Care'. Not sure who he/she actually was. But he/she's great none the less. Anyways, i'ma make this short and sweet.

Uh, i'm completely obsessed with Bones, also drabble a little in NCIS, Cold Case and SVU. I would watch Bones for the entirity of my life given less than half a chance. Aside from this, i love my friends. Those guys are the world to me. I seriously doubt I'd still be here or sane if I didn't have my friends.

I'm a thrill seeker. I love rollercoasters. And if i could have any job in the world, it would be 'Official Rollercoaster Tester'. I love the Wild West Falls at Movie World on the Gold Coast. That big-butt drop is so awesome. It freaks the hell outta me, but i love it to death. I love knowing that i'm completely out of control of my body. I love feeling like I'm on the outside of me, looking in. (Wow, that reminds me so much of that Killing Heidi song.) It's the most wonderful feeling we'll ever feel. I can't wait to go on the TORNADO..new ride at Wet 'n' Wild! Righteous!

Also a newly dubbed ClubRat...WOOHOOO!!

Favourite pairing is B/B - Booth/Brennan...awe, sigh...such cuteness.

I'm a huge TATE shipper. So much so i plan on naming my son Thayer Tate (insert last name here). Poor kid if i still have my maiden name. TTT...It'll be like tripple X...Except with T's. Who know? I might even throw in another name in there somewhere, just so he has to learn to write an enitre sentence just to put his name on something. Show of hands who think i should just NOT be incharge of naming children? Yah, I thought so.

Anyho...i'm going to stop you wasting your time right about now, cos i'm sure you've got better things to do than read this aimless passage of nothingness. Feel freeee to send me an email or whatevers. No seriously, send me an email. I don't care if you ramble on about your new kitten. And what a ridiculous name you picked for it. Mine's Salem - by the way. Only cos she's EVIL!!

Just an A/N: I would like to thank my muse, for all my wonderfully inspriational ideas which somehow through the workings of the world (aka: pen and paper and words) translate into this lovely thing we call fanfiction. So for that...thank you Po-Po. I love you for it.

Random enough for ya?




1. A Little Slice of Heaven reviews
Brennan finds a little slice of her own kind of heaven. My first try at a smutty one shot.
Complete - Bones - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-26-08 - Published: 7-26-08
2. A Lost Muse » reviews
Brennan is having a difficult time with her new novel...who does she turn to for some creative help? Just because we like to watch Booth squirm at the 'S' word. WIP! plz review!
Bones - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 1-15-08 - Published: 12-31-07
3. 8 Weeks reviews
A companion peice to 'Hardcore Days and Softcore Nights'. Once again, told in 3rd person an ExLovers POV. Reviews are appreciated.
Complete - X-Files - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-31-07 - Published: 3-31-07
4. Hardcore Days and Softcore Nights reviews
Told in 3rd person POV, a different light shining on Mulder and Scullys relationship.
Complete - X-Files - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-23-07 - Published: 3-23-07
5. Her Dirty Little Secret » reviews
Lilly's got a secret she never let go of. But the question is...will she? Featuring 3 little words she'll want to hear.
Cold Case - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-1-07 - Published: 6-24-06
6. Any Other Way » reviews
COMPLETE Another TATE for all u fanatics out there. No real plot. But there is a subpolt. I swear. featuring a little McAbby to keep it fresh. Lol.
Complete - Navy NCIS - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 2-4-07 - Published: 12-13-06
7. Withdrawal Symptioms reviews
Tony's having withdrawal symptioms. Oh, I'm only having a little fun.
Complete - Navy NCIS - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-12-07 - Published: 1-12-07
8. Counting the Obsession reviews
Just a small .AU. KateAri ficlet I wrote a while back. Set after Reville. please R&R.
Complete - Navy NCIS - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-2-06 - Published: 12-2-06
9. Grease and Sweat and a Corvette reviews
Ok, well, the title really sums it up quite nicely. TATE fic. Oh how we do love the TATE. Oh, and Gibbs smells something 'Hinky'. Hmm, i wonder. LOL. R&R please.
Complete - Navy NCIS - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 10-2-06 - Published: 10-2-06
10. 10 Simple Steps reviews
10 Simple Steps for the hardest thing Kate's had to do in her life. COMPLETE. Not gonna tell u which shippin. Sum mild language. :O! More chaps possible. plz R&R
Complete - Navy NCIS - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-29-06 - Published: 9-29-06
11. Rap Sheet reviews
He just wanted to learn more about the blonde enigma of a partner he calles Lilly Rush....I DO NOT OWN COLD CASE..OR ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT. sod it
Complete - Cold Case - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-18-06 - Published: 9-18-06
12. Lockdown » reviews
Chapt2 UP! Wanna see Gibbs' reaction to this 'situation? Read On! M for language. Will be another chapter, i kinda left it hanging. Aren't I cruel?
Navy NCIS - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 8-17-06 - Published: 6-24-06
13. Way Too Much Caffine » reviews
Uh, summary? Tony's in love, McGee's an unwilling accomplice & Abby goes a little tropical courtesy of the CafPow corporation. Chapt7 is up and this story is fineto.
Complete - Navy NCIS - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 7-24-06 - Published: 7-18-06
14. Squish Them All Together » reviews
Things get complicated for Lilly when Ray AND Kite want her back. But...she's with Joseph. Oh, the suspence! Chapter2 Up! COMPLETE!
Complete - Cold Case - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-9-06 - Published: 7-1-06
15. Figure of Imagination reviews
The most fluffiest thing I have ever written in my life! I'm so proud. It's short, but I happen to like it.
Complete - Cold Case - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-8-06 - Published: 7-8-06
16. Muse reviews
Kate's secret addiction...Another addition to my ever growing list of TATE fics....I was seriously bored in maths one day. Hope you Like it
Complete - Navy NCIS - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-30-06 - Published: 6-30-06
17. Just Like Old Times reviews
Kate comes out of Witness Protection. M for Language, it's not too full on tho.
Complete - Navy NCIS - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-24-06 - Published: 6-24-06
18. Island Fever reviews
Kinda selfexplanatory. TATE all the way. M just to be safe
Complete - Navy NCIS - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-24-06 - Published: 6-24-06
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