And I believe this may call for a proper introduction,
And well…
Don't you see?
I'm the narrator, and this is just the prologue…
Hello my fellow perverts! I'm MewHannah-Chan!
Name: Hannah
Age: -18. I'm a perverted minor and PROUD.
Gender: Female
Common location: The hidden assassin that just threw a kunai at you
Hair color: Dark brown
Eyes: Hazel
Race: White
Hobbies: Drawing, reading, watching cartoons, worshiping Ray Kon, singing, yelling, sleeping, being a smart-ass and playing video-games.
Likes: Anime, Cats, Pocky, yaoi, yuri, sleeping, emos, candy, cartoons, rainbows, rain, horror and panties
Dislikes: Racism, homophobes, nagging, getting sick, school, chain emails, Sasuke Uchiha, Miley Cyrus and socializing
Favorite colors: Red, pink, white and black
Goals: Become a successful writer.
My imaginary friends (who appear more-than-too-often in my fanfics):
Consh my Conscience
Bob, my English Director on Tape Recordings
Fred, Bob's Annoying Assistant
Misaki, the cat/rabbit/wolf girl
Butter, the Talking, Circus-Flipping Stuffed-Animal
Cheesecake, Butter’s Potty-Mouthed baby Kitten
J, The Traveling Gray Cat (Who’s also Butter’s husband and Cheescake’s daddy)
Mr. Speckles
Kat 1 and Kat 2
Shmugo the Scottish bat
Godzilla my Receptionist
Scottie
Prince Albert In-a-Can
Harry the Wood-Pecker
Chew-Chu, the panda that wears glasses and eats Bamboo-cookies
Alexis, The Happy (Playboy) Bunny with Wings
Whiskers, the kitten that can name 7 fruits in Japanese
Quotes to Live and Love By:
“All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.” – Walt Disney
“We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we're curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.” – Walt Disney
“Fantasy lies beyond the reach of time.” – Walt Disney
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.” – Unknown
“Sure, I’m crazy, over-confident, clingy and way too happy with what I can do… But who cares? I’m friggin’ SELF-INVENTED!” – Me
“I’d rather waste precious seconds of my life laughing than crying.” – Me
“You’re just jealous that the voices talk to ME!” - Icon
“Oh please. I don’t turn heads… I fucking break necks.” – Icon
“History is in the making everyday. Someone break-out the powdered wigs and army horses!” – Me XD
“I’m with the vampires, of course.” – Bella from Twilight
“When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire.” – Icon
“You’re only young once, but you can be immature for as long as you want.” – Unknown
“‘Immaturity’ is a word used by people who don’t know who to have fun.” – Icon
I AM THE OC QUEEN! Got a problem with that? Well then you can drop dead cuz I don’t give a chicken!! And another thing... I write all my fanfics at like 3 in the morning so I'm always "zoned out". (I hope you got THAT memorized! XD)
—P.S. I DON'T PLAN MY FANFICS OUT! MUAHAHAHA!
Location, Location, Location: Were You can Find me...
FictionPress Account
Myspace Profile
Youtube Profile
Much luv!
~MewHannah-Chan
DEAR EVERYONE:
I’m on a bit of a hiatus right now. I want to re-write many of my fanfictions as my l33t writing skillz have improved by a lot. I’m sorry to disappoint you guys, especially everyone reading Things that Kill in the Night, but once the summer kicks off, I’ll have a lot more time to fix everything up.
Sorry for any inconvenience!
OH, YES, AND ANOTHER THING...
My current fandom is DeathNote so don't be suprised if you see a bunch of DN fanfics from me (mostly MelloxMatt and maybe some Mellox...LIGHT? 0A0) I hope nobody minds!
~Hannah
And with the waving of my pencil—er, wand…
I shall hope you read along,
For every work on this story plate,
Is bright, new and up-to-date.
So don’t forget to share your thoughts
Reviews are welcome!
Flames are not.
And with the reading of this piece,
And the crapiness of this rhyme,
Your skills in reading shall increase,
For time after time!
(P.S. Your reading skills have improved by 1 point.)
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