Gender: Female

Country: USA

Profession: Student and S.A. (struggling author)

Goals: Publish a best-selling novel and spend eternity with my true love

Recommended Authors on Site: Angelic Sovereign

Story Pics

I'm Not in Love With a Vampire

FOB video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-VifE8EK8w&feature=related

Amber's house- http://www.flickr.com/photos/elissacorsini/1214675719/

Zuko lost half his fanbase after Crossroads of Destiny. If you're one of the half that stayed loyal, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you support the Fire Nation, copy/paste this in your profile.

IF YOU'RE AN AVATARD LIKE I AM, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you still support Zutara, despite many put downs, put this in your profile.

Unknown: If you're emo, it doesn't really matter what gender you are. You still wear eyeliner.

Your precious author was hacked 01:01:10 by Holly... just because I can :D It's a widely known fact that I'm not only prone to hack your website, but I also make people lose the GAME. Not all the time (with the 30-minute rule and all) but pretty dagum close xD

Quotes made with friends

Me: So why did you get in the accident?

Jordan: Cuz I do stupid things in this truck...I don't do stupid things while I'm driving very much anymore

Me: If you do something stupid while driving again and die...I'll kill you.

From an e-mail from a friend:

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one
>> > house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came
>> > to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a
>> > business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and
>> > stuck it in the door.>> > When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that
>> > his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message,
>> > "Genesis 3:10.">> > Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in
>> > gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the
>> > door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the
>> > garden and I was afraid for I was naked."

In English class, girl starts laughing:

Chad: This is sophmore accelerated English...we don't laugh in here.

Justin: No, we pray...we pray to God we pass!

At breakfast table:

Me: Chaning assassinated me yesterday

(He loves the game Assassin's Creed. He came up behind me and jabbed his finger in my back)

Trevor: You're damn right he assassinated you! You're so much trouble! All you do is complain! Some of us have problems too! (points to Meredith) She's got a runaway tiger! I've got AIDs! And Chaning broke his ankle when you flashbanged him trying to assassinate you outside your house! See! Nothing but trouble!

(Everyone is silent)

Chaning: Wow...

(Whole table claps)

Sitting in my livinging room:

Me: I can't find my lightsaber that Chaning gave me for Christmas. It doesn't light up or anything but its still a BA red one.

Christian: Yeah when your dad finds it just be like "I'm a sith lord now, Daddy. If the jedi find out what we're up too, we're all doomed!"

Sitting in Holly's bedroom:

Me: I just tried to pronounce STD like it was an actual word.

(Holly+mental slap= Holly mental slapping herself at my blonde moment)

Holly:...really?

NOTICE!!: Ok some of you are bound to be disappointed...I deleted my Tudors story. I just couldn't find the inspiration to keep going and when I read it over it just sounded childish. I maybe come up with something better...or I may not. We'll just have to see. I also deleted my HSM story too because it didn't have enough readers to keep it going. i know its been forever since I updated my I'm Not in Love With a Vmapire story too. I maybe start up on it again. My new baby is the Forever Mine story so its been taking up most of my time. It is my most original story and the one I might one day consider publishing. So we'll just have to see...

Kisses and Love, LOR