Waaaahhh Tchaaaa!

n i n j a . s t e a l t h . n o i s e

-~ s c h a w i n g !~-

a b o u t m e. . .

location: deutschland

ethnicity: erm, basically indian/american/japanese/irish/emerati

favorite food: all indian, fried rice, chocolate croissants, jelly belly beans

favorite color: navy blue

favorite animal: armadillos, ducks, Nessie, kookaburras, kiwis

favorite people: mr. jon hill, poppys in july (formerly pankeeki), ned kelly, stevie (aka walter)

favorite director: joss whedon

favorite screen-writers: m. night shyamalan, ted elliott, terry rossio

favorite actors: christian bale, cary elwes, jack davenport, tom hollander, johnny depp,

timo willmann, liev schreiber, thoman kretschmann, joaquin pheonix,

hugh jackman, richard roxburgh, tony curran, michael caine, mandy patinkson

bryce dallas howard, naomie harris, tom hanks, oded fehr, aishwarya rai, will ferrell

favorite movies: POTC, HP, Batman Begins, LXG, The Mummy 1 & 2, Constantine,

Blades of Glory, Talladega Nights, Batman Returns, Batman and Robin,

Spiderman 2 & 3, Lady in the Water, Epic Movie, American Psycho, Howl's Moving Castle

Hitler: Rise of Evil, Robin Hood: Men In Tights, Princess Bride, Yentl,

The Pebble and the Penguin, Meet the Robinsons

favorite movie characters: jack sparrow, james norrington, cutler beckett,

christian bale's batman, westley/dread pirate roberts, inigo montoya,

patrick bateman, davy jones, cary elwes's robin hood, ardeth

gavin rossdale's balthazar, robert carlyle's hitler, dave chappelle's ahchoo,

roger rees's sherrif of nottingham, howl

favorite shows: FIREFLY, Scrubs, Hey Arnold, Power Rangers Dino Thunder,

old Spiderman, Mighty Moshin' Emo Rangers, Weakest Link, TMNT, ANTM,

My Super Sweet Sixteen (those spoiled freaks), E! 101 Lists,

VH1's I Love The 90's

favorite show characters: jayne, wash, michaelangelo, casey jones,

rapahel, dr. cox, ted, spiderman, gir, dib, arnold, helga,

introspective emo ranger, stoner emo ranger, billy loomer (Ned's Declassified)

s h o u t - o u t s. . .

For She's The Blade Fans, here's Eli (a few times over):

: http://www.oliver1968.co.uk/oliver05C.jpg

http://www.oliver1968.co.uk/oliver71B.jpg (smexy here)

http://www.oliver1968.co.uk/oliver162B.jpg

http://www.oliver1968.co.uk/oliver111B.jpg

http://www.oliver1968.co.uk/oliver167B.jpg (angry face)

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1. She's The Blade » reviews

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen cross paths with vigilante Remy Baudelaire and exorcist Judas Constantine and soon find a new quest: Destroy Rasputin and save the world from Hell. SkinnerxOCxSawyer. The hiatus is no more.

LXG - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,862 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 6-9-06

2. Another Tale, Another Tournament reviews

Based on Shakespere's Much Ado About Nothing, Sir William Thatcher and his entourage some across baker's apprentice Beatrice. What is behind her and Wat's insatiable animosity? And can it be overcome? The others think so...with some help of course...

A Knight's Tale - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-22-08 - Published: 3-22-08

3. Ask Me No Questions I'll Tell You No Lies » reviews

20 year old Scarlett Harker is not your average rich girl. She's sick of suitors and limits. She's being suffocated and she wants out. Where does she go? Everyone's favorite rusty tramp steamer, of course.

Complete - King Kong - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 35,614 - Reviews: 126 - Updated: 12-23-07 - Published: 5-6-06

4. All That And A Bag Of Crisps reviews

The Cookie Thief She never thought she'd see him again in such similar circumstances.

Complete - Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-9-07 - Published: 6-9-07

5. Who I Am Hates Who I've Been reviews

Norrington songfic set to Relient K's Who I Am Hates Who I've Been. Does our Norrington hate who he's been or who he is? Just a little idea that was nagging at me. Implied Norrabeth.

Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-27-07 - Published: 5-27-07

6. Oh Captain, My Captain » reviews

A series of events in which Jack Sparrow crosses paths with a Tortuga girl once in a while turns into a story about them being stuck together. The title is a poem by Walt Whitman.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,455 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-24-07 - Published: 8-9-06

7. Fix You reviews

And the tears come streaming down your face, when you lose something you can't replace, when you love someone but goes to waste...could it be worse? A Norrington sonfic to Fix You by Coldplay. Slight Norrabeth.

Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-22-07 - Published: 1-22-07

8. Innocent Bystander » reviews

Pandora Papadopoulous, a strong antimutant, is a reporter. A perfect job for someone as curious as she. But when Pandora gets in too deep, she discovers too many secrets. What happens? Read and find out!

X-Men: The Movie - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-3-06 - Published: 11-29-06