Age: 32
Country: U.S.A.
Job: Self-Employed, (I sell bottles of water, and oranges on occasion.)
Hobbies: Catching Trains, Busses, and the Subway. Stealing oranges from other people so I can sell them. Writing when I can.
Likes: Monkeys, UFC, and Naruto.
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As 0f 3/18/08 As all of you already know, hobos like me are prone to traveling for long periods of time, looking for brand new cities to sell our 'wares' in. I'll be gone for a couple weeks, but I'll be sure to promptly update my stories when I return
How do I put a biography on this thing? Wait, here it is. Yeah, I'm just your average, everyday hobo who travels America in train cars, eats out of trash cans, and writes fanfictions at any computer he finds. I'm writing this bio in the McDonalds right now. What's that lady? Shut up, I'm writing here. Sorry, I didn't mean it. No, you don't have to kick me out. Take it easy. I'm sorry my precious fans, but I have to go. Read my fictions and review. Ciao.
My Favorite Quotes
"He wants a bone. I'm going to give him a bone. My elbow bone! Right in his face."
~Tito Ortiz to Ken Shamrock
"God Damnit! This is no ordinary piss!"
~Sakon
"He shouldnt have kept f-in with death. now death f-ed him back... "
~Shadowtrayster, About the Death of Steve Irwin
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